neekafat
07.21.20 | we started with Iron Man 2 because we've both seen Iron Man a bajillion times and neither of us wanted to start with Hulk
in b4 pots shaming |
neekafat
07.21.20 | will be adding as we go obvs, procrastinated posting this |
Tundra
07.21.20 | worst film franchise in the world ever
(is this a good pots impersonation?) |
Tundra
07.21.20 | iron man is still probably one of the best tbh, Hulk bores the shit out of me, iron man 2 is a little overhated imo but still not as good as the first, Thor... BORING, captain america I was lukewarm on, avengers actually lived up to the hype some how, iron man 3 is EH..., dark world is mega ass |
thecheatisnotdead
07.21.20 | Agreed on Iron Man 2 getting some overly harsh treatment, but damned if Iron Man 3 isn't a sloppy dang mess. Really wish that movie was better than it ended up being, especially as a Shane Black fan. |
SteakByrnes
07.21.20 | Avengers is still my favorite, Doctor Strange has my favorite CG and effects tho |
Minushuman24
07.21.20 | Every film in the first sequence besides Avengers and Iron Man are 3's at best. |
neekafat
07.21.20 | Am highly biased towards these movies, if you asked me my thoughts on them even a year ago these ratings would've been much higher |
Lucman
07.22.20 | Civil War will always be the best in my eyes. Infinity/Endgame are worth the hype too, even if I haven't revised either since Endgame came out. The first Avengers is a staple too. The rest of the MCU ranges from ok to completely forgettable. |
theBoneyKing
07.22.20 | Avengers 1 is probably my favorite in the franchise. That or GotG1. |
evilford
07.22.20 | I binged these during quarantine too. Steve is goat
The winter soldier and civil war are amazing. Infinity war and Endgame rule obvs, orig avengers is up there and captain marvel is probably my second fav marvel character.
And yeah iron man 2 is aight and Mickey Rourke is a badass |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.22.20 | 1. Thor ragnarok 7/10
2. guardians 1 + 2 6.5/10
the rest are shit |
bloc
07.22.20 | Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever |
Source
07.22.20 | watch mystery men |
bloc
07.22.20 | Underrated movie |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.22.20 | Yeah iron man 3 is one of the worst comic book movies of all time no doubt |
neekafat
07.22.20 | I still prefer it to Thor |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.22.20 | Hmm. Thor was really bad but I have less of an adverse reaction to it because I've never cared much about Thor in comics unless he was used comedically anyways. Never really expected to like it. On the other hand I like iron man and his villains in comics and the animated series so the fact that they managed to ruin both one of his best plot lines (extremis) and one of his best villains (mandarin) in one go was.... triggering |
MO
07.22.20 | First avengers is peak MCU, just goes so far up its own ass afterwards |
neekafat
07.25.20 | Winter Solider and Guardians updated! |
neekafat
07.25.20 | I definitely understand that Pots. I think the Mandarian twist is amusing in context of the film, but not when considering the mythos or fans lol |
Rowan5215
07.25.20 | agents of SHIELD is so much better than any other live-action marvel property it's kinda hilarious
thor ragnarok and winter soldier are a good time tho |
neekafat
07.25.20 | Agents of SHIELD is great but saying something like season 5 is better than Endgame is just a bad take.
Seasons 2-4 rule tho |
Faraudo
07.25.20 | The only MCU film I truly despise is Captain Marvel imo. |
neekafat
07.25.20 | I don't think you're gonna get me to take that opinion seriously sorry |
Tundra
07.25.20 | Winter Solder and GotG1 are both top tier |
neekafat
07.25.20 | hellllllll yeah m/ |
Slex
07.25.20 | Thor 2 is verrrrry easily the worst Marvel movie smh |
evilford
07.25.20 | Winter soldier and gotg1 are both top tier [2] |
neekafat
07.25.20 | "Thor 2 is verrrrry easily the worst Marvel movie smh" boring take sorry |
Rowan5215
07.25.20 | s4 is specifically what I was thinking of when I say it's the best Marvel property lol
I'm not saying every season of it is better than every MCU movie but like it's not super far off from being true |
Egarran
07.25.20 | > agents of SHIELD is so much better than any other live-action marvel property it's kinda hilarious
First time I've seen this sentiment. IMO show is bad - at least the movies have cute end-credits and you can forget about them afterwards. |
Rowan5215
07.25.20 | nah lol |
Egarran
07.25.20 | I guess that's the level of discourse this franchise deserves |
neekafat
07.25.20 | Season 4 is better than 90% of the movies I'll give it that |
theBoneyKing
07.25.20 | Hot take but I enjoy the Thor solo films the most out of the main Avengers crew. |
theBoneyKing
07.25.20 | Agents of Shield used to be incredible but the two latest seasons are pretty bad. They should have stopped after season 5. |
Egarran
07.25.20 | incredible indeed |
theBoneyKing
07.25.20 | Fitz 4 best MCU character |
Rowan5215
07.25.20 | season 7 has been absolutely incredible, the latest episode was straight up a top 5 contender of the show
correct opinion re Fitz tho. Iain is the best actor in the MCU too |
theBoneyKing
07.25.20 | Haven’t seen the latest episode yet so now I’m excited! |
evilford
07.25.20 | Worst is probably hulk. Thor 2 wasnt bad |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | "agents of SHIELD is so much better than any other live-action marvel property it's kinda hilarious"
Agents of shield is fucking trash
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bloc
07.25.20 | Are we talking Hulk with Bana, or Hulk with Norton |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Fitz a bitch |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Inhumans tho |
Kompys2000
07.25.20 | So I see we're still pretending Iron Man 3 isn't the best Iron Man movie |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Gonna try to remember you think that so that I can disregard all of your opinions on film moving forward |
Kompys2000
07.25.20 | By which I mean it's a perfectly good Friday-night action flick |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | I still hate you 3000 now |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Honestly I think beyond them butchering the mandarin, extremis, and 1 hit KO glass cannon iron suit army, the worst part of that movie has to be fucking pepper pots suiting up to save the day |
Kompys2000
07.25.20 | It's a pretty obvious pandering #girlboss moment but idk it never struck a particularly sour note for me
What can I say I'm a hoe for Shane Black |
Kompys2000
07.25.20 | I will say in the wider context of the MCU all the Iron Man movies and especially 3 become a lot worse because they literally just remix the same arc for Tony every fucking movie |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | It's less that its pepper pots donning the armour and more that its Gwyneth Paltrow tbh lol |
bloc
07.25.20 | I don't care what they butcher from comics, screw that shit too. But seeing that twig Paltrow in a suit made me throw up |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Yes I imagine it would be easy not to
care about what they butcher from the source material if you havent read any of it but trust that you could have had a vastly better movie if they didnt |
bloc
07.25.20 | I'm sure they'll redeem themselves in Iron Man 4 |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Well since RDJ is done as iron man that means iron man 4 will star pepper pots and her daughter suiting up which sounds gripping |
neekafat
07.25.20 | I thought Iron Pepper was kinda cool idk.
Agreed with them just reusing the same character arc over and over for him, it gets so tiring.
Iron Man 4 was just the last spider man movie right? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | ^lol pretty much |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | I dont mind iron pepper as a concept. Havent seen much of her in comics but she looks cool and all. It's just Gwyneth Paltrow having no fucking clue what's going on or what franchise shes in that made it so lame |
neekafat
07.25.20 | Mysterio was great but holy shit is Tom Holland every just gonna be about to be Spiderman without Tony on his back making new villains for him constantly |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Have u seen that video of her being like "I was in spiderman? I thought that was avengers." |
neekafat
07.25.20 | That's more shit direction than anything then. She seemed checked out in that film because she had no clear role at all |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Mysterio was ok. Costume was great and the illusion sequences were the only redeemable part of that movie and looked like they came straight out of the 90s cartoon. Where they misfired with mysterio was on the conceptual level, making him a butthurt ex stark employee etc |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | "That's more shit direction than anything then."
Well it is one of the worst directed movies I've ever seen so yeah wont argue |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Also spiderman is always best when hes solo on the street level, or having a team up with someone way out of his league now and then out of happenstance. Every piece of media that has put spidey in SHIELD or made him iron mans protege has effectively ruined everything I like about the character personally |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | I dont mind the idea of him GETTING there necessarily but the fact that the MCU straight up STARTED him there feels like a betrayal |
neekafat
07.25.20 | No I def agree, was a huge spidey fan as a kid. I didn't mind it in homecoming because I thought they were seeing up for a proper solo movie and then I got this -.- |
Intothepit
07.25.20 | Why? |
Kompys2000
07.25.20 | Tom Holland seems like a nice boy and all but MCU is never gonna top the first 2 Sam Raimi spideys tbh |
neekafat
07.25.20 | I mean Into the Spider Verse came close |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Hate the sam raimi spideys almost as much as the mcu ones |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Spiderverse is best spidey movie |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | For everything mcu spidey got wrong raimi got right but also vice versa. |
Kompys2000
07.25.20 | Spiderverse was gorgeous to look at but the writing and plot were just aight imo |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Pfft |
neekafat
07.25.20 | Um hmmmmm ahhhhh no |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | just for fun ima do up my own lil rating list for these |
Slugboiiii
07.25.20 | Can we all just agree that Winter Soldier is far and away the best and that Black Panther is absolute dogshit |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Phase One
Iron Man: The mediocre movie that started the mediocre franchise. Boring origin story, boring villain, insufferable protagonist. - 2/5
The Incredible Hulk: Norton was a weird choice for Bannon but this was the best attempt at a Hulk film to date and gets points for Tim Roth and the scene where he gets fucking ragdolled into a tree. - 3/5
Iron Man 2: Bonus points for Mickey Rourke as Whiplash. The least worst Iron Man film if solely for that alone. - 2.5/5
Thor: Other than the fact that they treated Thor seriously I remember nothing about this piece of shit. - 1.5/5
Captain America First Avenger: The fact that a movie about the lamest superhero ever created turned out better than almost everything else in this phase is a true testament to just how shitty most of these movies are. - 3/5
Avengers: Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye is the worst thing about the entire MCU tbqh. Scarjo as Black Widow is a lame copout. Did not need to see so much of these two. This movie basically kickstarted the skybeam humanoid cannon fodder army super hero trope renaissance and it should be ashamed of itself. Also fuck Joss Whedon. Tom Hiddleson and Mark Ruffalo are the two saving graces of this movie, especially the scene where Hulk ragdolls the fuck out of Loki in the Avengers tower. - 2.5/5
Phase one overall rating: 2/5
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Egarran
07.25.20 | >Black Panther is absolute dogshit
I didn't even make it through the trailer. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Phase Two
Iron Man 3: Rivals Daredevil for the worst superhero movie ever made. Wastes Ben Kingsley. Also fuck Guy Pearce's face (except when he has a moustache). - 1/5
Thor Dark World: I remember this one about as vividly as the first one, which means not at all. I know it had elves in it. Fuck elves. - 1/5
Captain America Winter Soldier: Somehow the movies about the worst superhero ever created are still better than anything else in the MCU further demonstrating that the MCU is, in fact, complete shit. - 3/5
Guardians of the Galaxy: Hey this is pretty funny and doesn't have the palette of an industrial park what's going on here? - 3/5
Avengers Age of Ultron: Bonus points to this movie for breaking Joss Whedon. Not as bad as people say it is, on par with the first Avengers movie in fact. Adds several more shitty characters to the Avengers line up. Vision, a gay robot, and two actually good characters: not magneto's not mutant children not Scarlet Witch and not Quicksilver. not Scarlet Witch sucks and is forever under utilized / treated like a helpless victim and Quicksilver dies in 3 seconds. Fortunately, Andy Serkis is in it and Ultron has a fun sense of humour. I like the part where he cuts off Claw's arm. - 2.5/5
Ant-Man: Hey this is fun I love daddy - er, i mean Paul Rudd. It's like if Judd Apatow made a superhero movie. Shit villain tho, my god - 3/5
Phase Two Overall: 2.5/5 |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Insanely bloated phase 3:
Captain America Civil War: Is good for the first 5 seconds after you see it for the first time. Gets worse and worse the more critically you think about it. Adds even more shitty characters to the universe in the form of Falcon and Hot Topic Zemo. Adds some ok characters to the universe in the form of Black Panther and a toddler version of Spider-Man. I like when Ant-Man gets real big and I like when Falcon makes butthurt remarks about Black Panther and Winter Soldier. I also like when Bucky and Cap kick the shit out of Iron Man. - 2.5/5
Doctor Strange: Another marvel movie with a colour palette that transcends the greyscale? the fuck? Benderdick Cumberpatch giving Downy a run for his money for most insufferable cunt in the MCU. Bonus points for cinematography that goes beyond the diverse colour palette of a sidewalk, having Mads Mikkelsen, and casting Tilda Swinton as an elderly asian man. Minus points for being a Doctor Strange movie and turning another villain (Dormammu) into Barney the Dinosaur. - 2.5/5
Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Hey this is... the same as the last one. Good thing I wanted more of that! I love you sweet sweet Nebula - 3/5
Spider-man Homecoming: The real villain of this movie is Spider-man. Seriously. He makes fucking everything way worse. He takes petty crime after petty crime that endangers exactly no one and turns them catastrophic events that probably definitely resulted in the deaths of multiple people off screen. Minus points for even having Childish Gambino. Minus points for involving Iron Man/SHIELD. Minus points for trying to shoehorn Mary Jane into this so half heartedly. Bonus points for being phase 3 of Michael Keaton's self fulfilling birdman/batman prophecy. Can't wait for phase 4 when he reprises his role as Batman. - 2/5
Thor Ragnarok: Thank you for finally giving this character to a director that understands that Thor is a fucking joke. That is all. 3.5/5
Black Panther: I was promised hip-hop and this wasn't even that hip-hop. Some cool costuming and casting choices though. Afrofuturism is a great aesthetic. Happy that this movie made some under represented people happy. - 3/5
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Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Avengers Infinity War: If i remember correctly the best part of this one is that Hawkeye isn't in it. Sock Barney's entourage is lame. Majorly stupid plot points like dumbfuck Peter Quill waking up Sock Barney when they are about to deglove him. Hulk bein a bitch is lame. Vision is lame get rekt. Thor + the Guardians is great tho. Sock Barney's "I don't even know who you are" line is fucking great but I don't even know which movie that is in. - 2.5/5
Ant-Man and Wasp: Really should have just not tried to do that again... - 2/5
Captain Marvel: The one i've seen the most recently yet somehow also the one I remember the very least - 2/5
Avengers Endgame: Bonus points for Black Widow Dying I guess. And also for making fun of Thor some more. - 2.5/5
Iron Man 4 Far From Home: Mysterio illusion scenes are great that is all. - 2/5
Phase 3 Overall: 2.5/5 |
neekafat
07.25.20 | Wow I've never met someone who hates Iron Man 1 but hey we love you anyway Pots (: |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | i just hate iron man's origin story tbh, i don't like tony stark much as a character to begin with, mostly just like him for his goofy rogues gallery which is why i enjoyed the two animated seasons, so a movie that is entirely focused on some douchebag's journey to becoming a douchebag in an iron giant costume just doesn't do it for me |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | Phase four predictions
Black Widow: Florence Pugh, Rachel Weisz and David Harbour will carry this movie enough to compensate for Scarjo's non existent charisma. I think it will be a 3/5
The Eternals: I know nothing about any of these characters but I read some promising things about certain aspects of its production and even though I do not remember what those things are I have a good feeling about it. I think it will also be a 3/5
Shang-Chi: The only thing about this that interests me is the prospect of redeeming their handling of The Mandarin in Iron Man 3. I predict 2.5/5
Spiderman 3: will be a 2
Thor Love and Thunder: with Natalie Portman joining this will either match or surpass ragnarok as the best mcu movie at a 3.5+
Multiverse of Madness: Scarlet witch will be a part of this and it will tie into wandavision and loki shows so it will probably be a 2.5 at best |
neekafat
07.26.20 | I think he's great in the first movie because his arc is really well realized. But they really diluted it with the sequels after that so I guess I get the hatred.
So excited for Rachel Weisz and Pugh but yeah, not excited for that movie.
Agreed with thor, can't wait for Portman |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | overall some very strange choices for phase 4, pretty risky |
neekafat
07.26.20 | they need to take risks at this point smh |
Valkoor952
07.26.20 | im here to dispel some wrong opinions:
iron man and rdj are actually the best part of the mcu (or at least tied)
black panther is dogshit and I couldn't give less of a shit if it made some underrepresented people in another country happy when the cinematic value of the movie is non-existent and after all we are judging movies on those merits aren't we
to say that natalie portman in thor 4 will be almost guaranteed major suckage is understated. Portman has never appeared anything more than a baseless plank of wood in the Thor movies and having her take on allegedly the main role will end up terrible 9/10 times
Spider-man i truly can not give a shit about, either movies were just fucking lame
While I finished phase 3 cause I kinda did go through my teenage years watching these movies and it was a nice bit of closure in a way, there is not a vein in my body that is any way excited for the next phase or any of the other marvel movies, literally everything seems like a pile of trash except for maybe the next guardians movie and that's a big maybe because the second one also sucked donkey dick
also, cap 1 sucks, cap 2 is the best, cap 3 is good for the characters and action scenes but the story is kinda bad
Ragnarok was fun, but Thor in endgame was boiled down to a contrived fat joke and even though I never cared that much about his character either it was just annoying at the end |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | "im here to dispel some wrong opinions:"
stopped reading there
"they need to take risks at this point smh"
true dat |
Valkoor952
07.26.20 | the truth hurts i know |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | more that there isn't any point in entertaining discussion when that's the preface to someones opinions |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | i'll humour you anyways because i know you're not actually like that under the surface |
Minushuman24
07.26.20 | I think Guardians 1 has got to be my favorite |
Minushuman24
07.26.20 | cap 1 sucks, cap 2 is the best, cap 3 is good for the characters and action scenes but the story is kinda bad [2]
I tried rewatching Civil War outside of the theaters and it was such a chore |
Valkoor952
07.26.20 | you need to lighten up, i was pretty sure it was obvious that im fucking around and not actually seriously claiming to dispel your "wrong" opinion or myself hold any that is of a higher value or some shit
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Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | "iron man and rdj are actually the best part of the mcu (or at least tied)"
rdj plays iron man well because all rdj has to do is play himself. unfortunately stark/downy isn't very relatable or sympathetic character to me and the douchey emotionally stunted rich guy with commitment issues and massively inflated ego thing doesn't really translate to real life very well *cough musk*
"black panther is dogshit and I couldn't give less of a shit if it made some underrepresented people in another country happy when the cinematic value of the movie is non-existent and after all we are judging movies on those merits aren't we"
ok? i disagree that it has non-existent cinematic value relative to the rest of the MCU so not much to say about this.
"to say that natalie portman in thor 4 will be almost guaranteed major suckage is understated. Portman has never appeared anything more than a baseless plank of wood in the Thor movies and having her take on allegedly the main role will end up terrible 9/10 times"
she wasn't happy with those films, under taika's direction i think she will be more inspired as he is actually a good director and the tone is entirely different. hemsworth wasnt worth shit in the first two either and he was great in ragnarok under the new direction.
"also, cap 1 sucks, cap 2 is the best, cap 3 is good for the characters and action scenes but the story is kinda bad"
civil war plot was abysmal agreed
"Thor in endgame was boiled down to a contrived fat joke and even though I never cared that much about his character either it was just annoying at the end"
yes |
Rowan5215
07.26.20 | I personally am just shocked that this thread about the mcu turned into a 100-part post about pots disliking the mcu. truly just did not see that one coming at all. predict that? I certainly didn't |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | "you need to lighten up, i was pretty sure it was obvious that im fucking around and not actually seriously claiming to dispel your "wrong" opinion or myself hold any that is of a higher value or some shit"
so do u! |
Gyromania
07.26.20 | Honestly Guardians 1 and 2 and Ragnarok are the best MCU movies by a mile |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | "I personally am just shocked that this thread about the mcu turned into a 100-part post about pots disliking the mcu. truly just did not see that one coming at all. predict that? I certainly didn't"
thats too bad. i, on the other hand, put a couple hundy on you having something salty to say after my agents of shield comment ;] |
Valkoor952
07.26.20 | "so do u!"
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
"agents of shield something something better than anything mcu"
yeah that's a pretty bad take, I used to like season 1 and 2 years ago I think but then it was just trash from thereon |
Gyromania
07.26.20 | Pots man don't you ever get fed up of being so negative in threads? |
Rowan5215
07.26.20 | @Pots hmm that's a close one. I'm not mad about you hating the show (not exactly a hot take) but disrespecting my boy Fitz is what I'll actually throw hands over
like that's some hire-Liam-Neeson-to-beat-you-to-death shit in my book
technically I don't know if you'd get your couple hundy back on this one then, might need an impartial third party to judge |
Valkoor952
07.26.20 | he's not nearly negative enough in the right ones tbh |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | the day i get fed up of being negative in threads is the day you get tired of being such a terrible bigot
so never |
neekafat
07.26.20 | "Portman has never appeared anything more than a baseless plank of wood in the Thor movies and having her take on allegedly the main role will end up terrible 9/10 times"
shit direction is obvs at play here, she's a better actor than 90% of people starring in Marvel movies and I like most of the actors in marvel movies lmao |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | "@Pots hmm that's a close one. I'm not mad about you hating the show (not exactly a hot take) but disrespecting my boy Fitz is what I'll actually throw hands over"
ok, i like the actor. i HATE his amnesia/brain damage arch in that show. thats all. ruined his character for me |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | he was really good in that weird ryan gosling movie lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | SHIELD promised a lot and delivered very little for me, up to where i dropped it at least |
Gyromania
07.26.20 | I thought you'd say something like "that's tunny coming from you" or something but damn, just going right for dem hurtful words eh |
Rowan5215
07.26.20 | "he was really good in that weird ryan gosling movie lol"
right? I actually really liked that movie considering Ryan Gosling is a human plank of wood and it was mostly some wannabe Lynchian shit. maybe the acting just elevated it for me, good cast
"SHIELD promised a lot and delivered very little for me, up to where i dropped it at least"
I'm wondering if you watched up to s4, which is where it went all out on the weird supernatural shit and completely dropped all pretense of tying into the MCU movies (thank god lol). but the show does really depend on investment in the characters over the years so if you don't like them that's fair |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | U think those words are hurtful? just wait til you hear about how you make trans people feel ! |
Gyromania
07.26.20 | I have a trans friend tho |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | Agreed hard about black river ot whatever it was called lmao
Dont remember which season I dropped off at but that sounds like a good direction. I take I they arent still trying to shoehorn inhumans shit in then? |
neekafat
07.26.20 | "Ryan Gosling is a human plank of wood"
ummmmm... ok |
Rowan5215
07.26.20 | once the inhumans arc is done in s3 it pretty much goes away, apart from two of the leads being inhumans ofc but that's more just a thing everyone accepts and there's no drama about it
s4 is half Ghost Rider done really well and half technothriller robot type shit, all of it is genuinely so good. after that it pretty much committed to being full sci-fi horror so every season since 4 is basically a grab bag of genres, you might like or hate them depending on which styles you like |
neekafat
07.26.20 | Ryan Gosling is one of the more consistent actors I know. He can do wonders with little to no dialogue |
Rowan5215
07.26.20 | this conversation is way funnier if you imagine gyro, valk and pots telling each other to LIGHTEN UP like they're scarecrow in the first batman movie before he fucking sets batman on fire
best villain in that trilogy don't @ me |
Rowan5215
07.26.20 | I guess I can't commit to hating Gosling anymore cos he killed in Blade Runner 2049, but he bores the living shit out of me in every role I've seen him in. honestly would rather see him commit to being a director full-time lol. but that's beside the point which is: do you guys think Saoirse Ronan would marry me |
Gyromania
07.26.20 | Lol rowan
And yeah wut ryan gosling is good. Dude was awesome in blue valentine |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | @gyro
here is an anecdote for you:
my gay friend who we will call joseph had a best friend we will call hernietta. she has always been a bit of an edge lord supportin' trump and shit like that but everyone always gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed she just liked being a contrarian troll. recently, joseph and hernietta had an argument in which hernietta revealed that she pretends to be okay with the fact that her other friend is now trans out of fear of being ostracized but that she actually really isn't. she also then revealed that she's not even so sure how she even feels about gays. they are no longer best friends. thats you. you're hernietta in this story. go tell your friend that you think they are mentally ill because they are trans.
also wish i could find the video of the karen yelling n*gger at a group of african americans and then telling them that she has a black friend |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | "best villain in that trilogy don't @ me"
@rowan
honestly yeah he was great |
neekafat
07.26.20 | what is happening |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | Re: ryan gosling i love the dude too and yes he can do wonders with little to no dialogue for sure... when the script calls for him to be a human plank
like come on he's such a human plank it's ok tho
|
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | "s4 is half Ghost Rider done really well and half technothriller robot type shit, all of it is genuinely so good. after that it pretty much committed to being full sci-fi horror so every season since 4 is basically a grab bag of genres, you might like or hate them depending on which styles you like"
i forgot they did ghostrider. so yeah i stopped somewhere in season 3 then |
Valkoor952
07.26.20 | "also wish i could find the video of the karen yelling n*gger at a group of african americans and then telling them that she has a black friend"
bet 100$ that her black friend gave her the n-word pass |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | damn gotta get me one of those... |
Rowan5215
07.26.20 | exactly lol. the only reason he's so good in BR2049 is that he's *literally* a walking emotionless robot until he loses his shit. the subversion of expectations of Gosling doing an emotion is what makes it
...either that or Villeneuve is just that good of a director. I mean he got good performances out of Gosling and Harrison Ford, two actors with about as much range as a thumbtack. that's pretty good
"honestly yeah he was great" I love Cillian Murphy. love his fucking titanium-moulded cheekbones and the way he just shows up throughout that trilogy progressively more insane. tbh the only 2 minutes when The Dark Knight Rises wasn't absolutely fucking abhorrent were the 2 with Scarecrow onscreen |
Gyromania
07.26.20 | "Pretends to be okay with the fact (...) out of fear of being ostricized"
That's interesting. Is that how you feel about your opinions on trump? I guess it's just easier to listen to whatever the liberal media tells you |
Valkoor952
07.26.20 | "damn gotta get me one of those..."
You actually can, there was a news article last week of some black kid that made 1000$ or some shit from giving n-word passes to his white friends, what a baller |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | "..either that or Villeneuve is just that good of a director. I mean he got good performances out of Gosling and Harrison Ford, two actors with about as much range as a thumbtack. that's pretty good"
lmao no kidding
"I love Cillian Murphy. love his fucking titanium-moulded cheekbones and the way he just shows up throughout that trilogy progressively more insane. tbh the only 2 minutes when The Dark Knight Rises wasn't absolutely fucking abhorrent were the 2 with Scarecrow onscreen"
was just about to say that scarecrows 3 second cameo in rises was the best part of the whole movie |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | "You actually can, there was a news article last week of some black kid that made 1000$ or some shit from giving n-word passes to his white friends"
if he was REALLY smart he would make a silver pass and a gold pass. silver pass being reloadable like a bus pass. gold - for an increased premium - giving you unlimited uses |
Valkoor952
07.26.20 | Yeah but why give a gold one when you can just keep them coming back for more for eternity, endless profit |
Valkoor952
07.26.20 | If the gold pass is on a monthly subscription that could work though |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | thats true, i was operating under the assumption that the standard one would be a forever pass. if the standard is the reloadable then ur set. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | nice yeah golden monthly subscrip, good call |
Rowan5215
07.26.20 | I feel bad for hijacking neek's thread... imma sign off by saying glad we all agree Spider-Verse is better than literally any movie mentioned itt. good talk |
Gyromania
07.26.20 | Spider-Verse is so awesome. Bet that faggot LordofPot dislikes it |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | ". imma sign off by saying glad we all agree Spider-Verse is better than literally any movie mentioned itt. good talk"
Agrred |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.26.20 | Awe Ur mother would be so proud matt |
Gyromania
07.26.20 | Cheers bruv < 3 |
neekafat
08.05.20 | Ultron, Ant-Man, and Civil War are up
Pumped to revisit the rest of Phase 3! |
evilford
08.06.20 | Nice |
Emim
08.06.20 | "Spider-Verse is so awesome. Bet that faggot LordofPot dislikes it"
I didn't think we used that word anymore |
neekafat
08.06.20 | sput is a lawless wasteland |
Emim
08.06.20 | Also, Winter Soldier is super good. Probably my favorite MCU movie. |
evilford
08.06.20 | it's a lawless nation for the flamingo |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.06.20 | "I didn't think we used that word anymore"
only when trying to defend yourself from accusations of transphobia |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.06.20 | i wonder how all these mcu tv shows are gonna pan out. |
evilford
08.06.20 | What better way to defend your self from accusations of transphobia, than saying the other f word? Its big brain time |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.06.20 | yyyyuuhp |
bloc
08.06.20 | "i wonder how all these mcu tv shows are gonna pan out."
I ain't gonna watch a single one, but for sure they'll all make mad money |
Keyblade
08.06.20 | I'll watch one of them just to make use of this disney+ subscription lol |
SitarHero
08.06.20 | How did Gyromania lose touch with the world this much? Damn. |
Keyblade
08.06.20 | idk who fell off harder him or chuck |
bloc
08.06.20 | It must be them COVID blues... |
Emim
08.06.20 | "i wonder how all these mcu tv shows are gonna pan out."
I'm worried about the move to Disney+, I really liked Daredevil (season 2 was hit or miss), Jessica Jones S1, Luke Cage S1, and probably 65% of the Punisher. The rest was pretty meh. |
evilford
08.06.20 | @ emim was that the punisher with Jon bernthal? |
Emim
08.06.20 | Yessir |
evilford
08.06.20 | I saw a few episodes of that and thought it was pretty good. I just like JB a lot. Was a walking dead fan for a long time and Shane was by far one of the best characters ever on the show because of JB imo |
bloc
08.06.20 | Iron Fists bro |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.06.20 | Bruh Shane was THE FUCKING WOOORST
Made me hate JB until I seen punisher and he redeemed himself |
evilford
08.06.20 | Why was he the worst pots? |
Emim
08.06.20 | Bernthal does great as the Punisher. A lot of people didn't like the portrayal and wanted more punishing, but I think that would have gotten stale pretty quickly. His relationship with the girl in S2 was pretty good. They definitely should have messed up Jigsaw's face more. |
Valkoor952
08.06.20 | Shane was the best character in Walking Dead confirmed |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.06.20 | Considering literally all characters on that show were just varying degrees of insufferable I dont have much of a horse in that race but hes far from the worst of the worst or the best of the worst |
Tundra
08.06.20 | I have not much desire to watch Antman ever again lol, it's funny but that's about it, and Antman 2 is the only film in the MCU I skipped |
neekafat
08.06.20 | Yeah don't watch ant man 2 |
neekafat
09.01.20 | Phase 3 is holding up crazy well |
Egarran
09.01.20 | Indian Endgame Portals Opening Reaction, Nice
https://youtu.be/R_2HHmiZk-g
I'd absolutely hate to be there ofc |
Pikazilla
09.01.20 | ew mcu |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | "https://youtu.be/R_2HHmiZk-g"
what the absolute fuck. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | fucking why |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | oh my god it keeps getting worse why are humans so embarassing |
Valkoor952
09.02.20 | if you played me the sound without the video I'd guess this was a room full of primates
i mean what are those sounds |
Valkoor952
09.02.20 | i know that when people say they "cringed" nowadays, in most cases they don't actually experience the physical reaction of cringe but are rather hyperbolizing, but this right here actually sent shivers of cringe down my spine
i was physically uncomfortable, as if jolted by a million microscopic tasers |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | lmao
i think the worst part is that they lose their fucking minds the most when fucking pepper pots of all people shows up |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | also think its hilarious that i don't remember this scene in the slightest |
Valkoor952
09.02.20 | https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/488/891/72d.jpg |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | not to change the topic to something slightly less catastrophically obnoxious but
The DC Fandome trailers looked pretty great. I think WB is finally figuring out how to leave their properties alone and embracing the multiverse approach seems like an excellent decision. Genuinley stoked for pretty much all of these films, particularly Gunn's Suicide Squad, The Batman, and Flashpoint |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | Also my god how big do you reckon Darkseids dick is? |
LeddSledd
09.02.20 | A good 15 inches, by my estimate. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | 15 inch floppy no doubt |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | sidenote: black panther score sucked and was about 300% less hip-hop than promised via the trailers and marketing
most of it was avengers-theme-core and the avengers theme is the worst piece of cinematic music at least since the time i was born |
bloc
09.02.20 | Y'all got sticks up your asses or something, that theater sounds like a riot lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | Aren't u brown? |
bloc
09.02.20 | Yeah, and now there goes all my credibility lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | Hahahaha
Nono ur right me and valk are having a white ppl moment |
budgie
09.02.20 | im surprised youve given any of these films a rating higher than 2.0 |
bloc
09.02.20 | Dude I remember watching Fast Five on opening day in Scarborough, that shit was hype |
Emim
09.02.20 | F&F movies have no right being as fun as they are. |
Egarran
09.02.20 | Lol you actually made that audience reaction into a race thing.
Well here's the white version: https://youtu.be/CMcyPZJ_ZBw |
bloc
09.02.20 | Even the whites can get wild, good to know |
Egarran
09.02.20 | Actually, Americans is probably a better signifier. |
Pikazilla
09.02.20 | ew mcu [2] |
ShadowRemains
09.02.20 | re: portman discussion, i swear she gets the some of the worst luck with directors/screenwriters on the big budget, the woman has talent (see black swan, v for vendetta, leon: the professional, closer), but instead gets shit to work with like the star wars prequels and the thor series
hopefully taika is indeed what she needs |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | White version was uninspired as expected, all these Chads and Karens have way too much shame to fully let loose. They didn't even sound like their minds were exploding. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | Black version next plz |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | And then I want a version that is just an entire audience full of peoples completely disinterested girlfriends who are literally just there for the popcorn |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | *crickets*
*whispers* "is that superman?" |
budgie
09.02.20 | superheros are almost as lame as nazis |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | Damn I feel that way about you |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | Also you do realize the first captain America movie is literally just about bashing fasch right? I feel like that movie was made for you |
neekafat
09.02.20 | Budgie MCU binge when? |
budgie
09.02.20 | 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜 |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.02.20 | If there was a superhero whose power was to turn into a tank would you stan? |
Keyblade
09.03.20 | when I watched endgame, the reaction to that scene was almost the same as those videos, but when cap grabbed thor's hammer that's when ppl truly lost their shit |
neekafat
09.03.20 | yeah watching endgame in theaters was a moment |
Trebor.
09.03.20 | Thor 2 is the only one I couldn't even finish |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | I'll admit it would be pretty cool if people could have those kinds of reactions about real movies with actual artistic merit |
Trebor.
09.03.20 | People whooping and hollering at the movies is one of my least favorite parts of living in the USA |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | For instance can you imagine what the state of Hollywood would be like if people went India crazy when Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal had glorious passionate tent sex instead of when rober downy jr.s receptionist wears a power glove? |
evilford
09.03.20 | I'll always regret not seeing endgame in theaters. Cap wielding mjolnir is my favorite scene in the series and I guess like key said audiences totally lost their shit |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | I refuse to spend money on and support Disney-marvels barbaric degradation of the film industry because I have a soul so I'm proud to have not seen any of these garbage fests in theaters in years
Having said that, yeah - the scene where cap wields mjolnir is fuckin sick lmao |
LeddSledd
09.03.20 | I'm with you, Pots. I don't think I'm gonna see another Disney film - musical, Star Wars, Marvel, or otherwise - in theaters for a long time. I did up until Endgame (at least on Marvel films) but these franchises are bound to go downhill from here. I've grown sick of their incredibly corporatized antics at this point, including their ratfucking of old franchises like Star Wars and older animated properties.
A pirate's life for me! |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | Yeah its gross and it's literally ruining the movie industry and creating an environment that's uninhabitable for anyone but the most inherently problematic elite of filmmaking big moral issue for me |
neekafat
09.03.20 | @Pots I prefer that experience for pop films
When I'm seeing an art movie in theaters, absolute silence is best |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | Oh yeah for sure I was very much kidding about that |
Keyblade
09.03.20 | yea u watch superhero movies in theaters for the fuckery and hype. almost nothing stays with u once it's over but it still kinda rules |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | Is it worth all the collateral damage? |
Trebor.
09.03.20 | I can't believe anyone enjoys other people making noise at the movie theater |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | What do u think this is, a sporty-ball dome? |
Trebor.
09.03.20 | Just reinforces the idea that these movies are theme park rides |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | Totally |
Keyblade
09.03.20 | hell yea they are
why u think they play them on giant room sized screens and deafening speakers + 3D etc. it's a spectacle, best enjoyed with other ppl |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | Every time you buy a Disney-marvel theater ticket you crush an aspiring filmmakers dreams |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | Think of how many dreams you've crushed key
Think about it |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | Neek up in here crushing his own damn dreams smdh |
Emim
09.03.20 | Bow to the Mouse |
Emim
09.03.20 | But yeah, Endgame was an experience in the theater. |
Rowan5215
09.03.20 | I really wish the script for Black Panther was better, everything else about that movie is great but the script is like a first draft. such a waste of one of the best marvel casts |
Tundra
09.03.20 | Avengers: 4
Iron man 3: 3.5
Dark world: 2.5
Winter soldier: 4.5
Gog: 4
Ultron: 3
Ant man: 2.7
Civil war: 4
Doc: 2.5
gog2: 4
Homecoming: 2.5
Ragna: 4.5
Black panther: 2.5 |
LeddSledd
09.03.20 | Idk, Black Panther just seemed like a ridiculous caricature of African culture and weak, typical superhero movie. Certainly cool visuals and ideas at work, it just needed revision from the ground up. |
neekafat
09.03.20 | Idk how you could call it a stereotypical superhero movie because it's barely a superhero movie. A generic adventure movie, sure |
neekafat
09.03.20 | I agree about the script rowan, the dialogue is weak for sure but the plotting is strong until the third act |
Rowan5215
09.03.20 | it's all pretty rough ngl. all that work going into making us understand Killmonger's motives and history and that but as soon as he gets into Wakanda he becomes a generic ass supervillain with the dumbest plan of all time ever. not to mention he has two scenes in the first half of the movie and one of them is killing his girlfriend who never speaks and we don't know anything about her or why it matters that she dies
oh and all the supporting characters are just infinitely more interesting than T'Challa - not Chadwick's fault, he was great, the character just has no goddamn personality - but they also do absolutely nothing. Lupita and Kaluuya who are the two best actors in the movie and they do literally nothing
the pacing is weird and the dialogue as you said is clunky as hell. I especially hate how the instant T'Challa stabs Killmonger he starts monologuing about his past like we still have any sympathy for him whatsoever. that being said I really like the scene where Erik takes the herb and talks to Sterling, good scene |
neekafat
09.03.20 | Agreed with pretty much all you said yes, that scene is just stellar |
Tundra
09.03.20 | yup I felt no connection towards T'Challa whatsoever other than he's this "important figure" and has to be inherantly interesting cause he's the "king" or some shit |
neekafat
09.03.20 | I disagree. He's not the best written but Boseman's performance combined with a strong character arc made him sympathetic to me. Not the most moving protagonist, but I think they did a better job with him than several Marvel debuts |
Emim
09.03.20 | I'll still stand by that his character was waaaaay better in Civil War. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | "Idk how you could call it a stereotypical superhero movie because it's barely a superhero"
This reminds me of when u said train to busan wasn't a horror movie it was a rom-com or whatever |
neekafat
09.03.20 | He's not even a superhero in the movie lmao, he's a king. If anything it operates more by fantasy/sci-fi defintions
You have a weirdly bad memory when it comes to my takes potsy lol |
neekafat
09.03.20 | The South Korea stuff is the only really superhero-y sequence and even that is practically a (cool) James Bond riff |
Slugboiiii
09.03.20 | Winter Soldier is best and Black Panther is the most overrated |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | i mean the "or whatever" clearly implies that i don't remember what you said it was instead of "horror" but whatever it was, it was silly
second of all, don't use entirely non-mutually exclusive factoids to rationalize your silly opinions
black panther is a superhero in a superhero universe
it's a superhero movie
storm didn't stop being a superhero when she became royalty
doom isn't not a supervillain because he's royalty
aquaman is royalty, also a superhero
namor, mera, blackbolt, medussa, wonder woman, geo-force, thor, starfire, the list goes on
all royalty
all capes in capeshit |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | "The South Korea stuff is the only really superhero-y sequence and even that is practically a (cool) James Bond riff"
so by your logic, if a literal superhero doesn't perform enough acts that adhere to your personal metric of superheroics then movie that is about a literal superhero isn't a superhero movie? why would you even want to put such strict limitations on a genre?
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Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | is train to busan not a horror movie because the zombies didn't fulfill the correct brain eating quota to transition from thriller to horror? |
LeddSledd
09.03.20 | if he ain't stopping crooks, saving dames, and punching bad guys, he ain't no superhero dammit. you know these things pots |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | does chef gordon ramsy cease to be a chef when he goes home and spends time with his family? |
Colton
09.03.20 | I'm sure he cooks for his family |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | but he's not a chef he's a dad/husband |
Egarran
09.03.20 | Holy shit I had repressed Aquaman
It was so terrible |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | I enjoyed Aquaman more than literally any MCU movie off of cinematography/visuals alone tbh |
LeddSledd
09.03.20 | Aquaman was pure dumb fuckin fun and I loved it. The visual spectacle was enough for me since I couldn't give less of a shit about the story or performances. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | Agreed on that one.
Plus Orm and Black Manta costumes both actually looked badass which is a tall order when it comes to MCU villains |
LeddSledd
09.03.20 | Yeah Black Manta's design is sick, def my fav DCU villain at this point - which isn't saying much at all lol |
neekafat
09.03.20 | i hope you're having fun with that pots because idrc lmao
Aquaman is a lot of fun yes |
neekafat
09.03.20 | I'll argue with you more when I'm in the mood. But my point is not that he's royalty, but that he spends 90% of the movie being a king doing kingly things. He's not fighting crime or preserving the status quo or whatever superheroes normally do in their films, it doesn't abide by most rules and narrative beats that other superhero movies do.
Idk why this is bothering you so much, I'm not saying this is fact, I'm just saying that I don't think it plays by the same superhero movie rules compared to most of the MCU |
neekafat
09.03.20 | Unless you need me to say "imo" after every statement, i can do that for u if u like |
neekafat
09.03.20 | look at me, I'm in the mood again fml |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | oh it doesn't bother me that much i just enjoy teasing you |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | "Yeah Black Manta's design is sick, def my fav DCU villain at this point - which isn't saying much at all lol"
yeah i guess come to think of it DCU doesn't have a great track record with their live action villains either lol |
neekafat
09.03.20 | "oh it doesn't bother me that much i just enjoy teasing you"
>:c
why do I let you get a rise out of me so much lmfao |
neekafat
09.03.20 | (btw, Train to Busan is an action thriller) |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.03.20 | lmao i dunno, i stan u neek |
neekafat
09.03.20 | < 3 |
Emim
09.04.20 | "I enjoyed Aquaman more than literally any MCU movie off of cinematography/visuals alone tbh"
I had a good time when I saw it, but that movie was kind of a disaster. I only saw it once so I can't recall the specifics, but there were several times I laughed out loud at how absurd it was. |
MO
09.04.20 | I laughed out loud many times during the DC movies...of which I saw 2 |
SIIMBOLIC
09.04.20 | Aqua man is top tier for drumming octopus and the crab people riding lazer sharks into battle |
Emim
09.04.20 | Each one of the DC movies has a badass scene surrounded by garbage, e.g., the warehouse scene from Batman v. Superman, the church assault from Wonder Woman, and the Supes waking up scene from Justice League. |
bloc
09.04.20 | Aquaman had that red headed crazy bitch so at least there was some eye candy to enjoy |
bloc
09.04.20 | I also like the part in JL when Superman turns bad and the fast guy starts running and you see Superman looking at him in slow motion lol |
Emim
09.04.20 | That's the exact scene I was thinking of, bloc. Such a perfect representation of how powerful Superman is. I also like the guy that played the Flash. |
SIIMBOLIC
09.04.20 | @ bloc
Yeah that was the best part of the movie by far |
bloc
09.04.20 | I watch the clip on YT all the time, it's hilarious.
Btw I don't think I've seen too many of Ezra's movies, but he was great as the Flash and Perks of Being a Wallflower. He was a bit too punchable in the Fantastic Beasts movies though |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | "hat movie was kind of a disaster. I only saw it once so I can't recall the specifics, but there were several times I laughed out loud at how absurd it was."
So 98% of comic book movies to date then |
Emim
09.04.20 | Was he in the first Fantastic Beasts movie? I don't remember anyone other than Colin Farrel and the goofy looking lead guy. |
bloc
09.04.20 | lmao the movie was indeed ridiculous, but he was that emo kid who could turn into a swarm of dust bunnies and destroy an entire house or some shit |
LeddSledd
09.04.20 | Fantastic Beasts looked like an awful cashgrab and I'll assume it was.
Wasn't it? |
SIIMBOLIC
09.04.20 | First one was actually pretty fun. It’s easy to forget how imaginative and creative JK Rowling is. Second one apparently is balls |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | If only she could imagine not being a bigot |
Emim
09.04.20 | I enjoyed the first one, but didn't care enough to watch the second one. I vaguely remember the dust bunny kid. |
SIIMBOLIC
09.04.20 | How was she a bigot |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | Haha u are unaware of the constant controversy surrounding Rowling? I'm jealous tbh, it's not fun |
Space Jester
09.04.20 | JK Rowling is anti-trans
Everyone go back to Animorphs now plz |
Egarran
09.04.20 | Speaking of The Flash, I had a weak moment and considered watching the show.
Then I saw his fight against Solovar. Warning, you will have a bad taste in your mouth for days:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuC4ZTbbPQ |
Valkoor952
09.04.20 | JK Rowling being a bigot lol |
Pikazilla
09.04.20 | ew mcu [3] |
Egarran
09.04.20 | pleeeeease watch the Flash video so I'm not alone |
LeddSledd
09.04.20 | wow that was horribly stupid
is the entire flash show like this? |
Egarran
09.04.20 | Thank you. I dare not find out. |
Emim
09.04.20 | Yeah the Flash TV show is incredibly stupid. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | The Flash show is the only thing that's almost as bad as the Green Arrow show |
neekafat
09.04.20 | Fantastic Beasts is trash garbo coming from someone that usually loves trash garbo |
bloc
09.04.20 | I don't mind watching trash garbo as long as I'm not paying for it |
Egarran
09.04.20 | Really? I demand at least $50 for watching a Flash episode. |
bloc
09.04.20 | True, the time spent is what matters most, but when I am by myself, I tend to watch things at 1.25x speed or higher so I'm not wasting a whole bunch of time (i.e. any Youtube vids that are not music related are basically always at 2x).
When I am with other people I try keep it at 1.0x or maybe secretly up the speed on VLC to 1.1x so they don't think I am psychotic. |
Pikazilla
09.04.20 | I demand at least $500 for watching any Marvel movie. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | Bloc u are next level bro |
Egarran
09.04.20 | definitely not psychotic |
LeddSledd
09.04.20 | people who incessantly watch things at 1.5x or 2.0x speed are indeed psychotic. my sister does it and it drives me mad |
neekafat
09.04.20 | that ruins the entire experience lmao
like youtube videos maybe I get, but movies? that's borderline insulting to the art lmao |
Space Jester
09.04.20 | “JK Rowling being a bigot lol”
Are you denying that she’s a bigot
Cause that’d make you look pretty bigoted
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Egarran
09.04.20 | We take it you don't know valkoor |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | Lol |
Valkoor952
09.04.20 | I only know of her tweets where she said something about sex being a real thing and that while she supports trans people she doesn't think that concept should be erased or smth like that
which is like the most positive attitude towards the issue anyone in my culture/country would take (and they wouldn't take it most of the time anyways) so it's pretty hilarious to me that there has been such an uproar against her but then again i'm not really surprised
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LeddSledd
09.04.20 | it's twitter dude, you can say "retard" and 14 year old kpop fans will dox you
pretty crazy how fast online media culture can turn against someone. you can be the shining star of a social movement one day then be considered the next H. P. Lovecraft the next |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | That strikes me as a bit more "sad" than "hilarious" tbh
Anyways, of course there are still entire nations of people who aren't very open minded about trans people but the reason people get upset about Rowling is because she was an influential person and a role model to a generation who now have to watch her chronically use that influence/platform to invalidate trans women |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | Also this isn't just a twitter thing, she's written shit about that TERF LYFE on her website as well and it's certainly not just 14 year old people online who have taken issue with her comments |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | I dont think it's really that crazy how quickly people can turn against someone online when they can, thanks to the internet, share bad thoughts with everyone on the planet at once with a single click lol |
LeddSledd
09.04.20 | im not downplaying the issue at hand, but i tend to take Twitter (and lets be honest, the majority of these issues originate on Twitter) less seriously bc of the ridiculous statements that go viral and how often "bad thoughts" translates directly to "opinion i disagree with" or "statement out of context" |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | That may be the case sometimes but in this instance i dont think it's a very appropriate criticism
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LeddSledd
09.04.20 | fair enough |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | Rowling has more than tripled down on her sentiments, the context has been clear and her comments on and off twitter have been well documented, and her 'opinion' is at the expense of the authenticity and validity of the trans experience and the legitimate statistics we have to back it up |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.04.20 | I dont think Rowling is straight up transphobic, but I do think she is demonstrably bigoted about the issue and has problematic misinformed views and should pay someone to handle her social media accounts for her for her own sake lol
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ShadowRemains
09.04.20 | she's ignorant af is basically the gist
she really should've just stopped talking after the first problem, some people really just don't know when to shut the fuck up |
Valkoor952
09.05.20 | "Anyways, of course there are still entire nations of people who aren't very open minded about trans people"
It's not just about trans people, it spans a multitude of social and political issues to the point that these countries have very different values. Most westerners (especially americans) are in for a rude awakening if they were to live in an eastern european country for some time due to the different social and political values. Westerners (and again, specifically americans) kinda live in a bubble of illusion that most of the world is just like America and actually believe that their views and values are widespread almost everywhere, whereas it's only confined to a certain portion of western Europe.
"That strikes me as a bit more "sad" than "hilarious" tbh"
All I'm going to say about that is that we probably have some major disagreements on political issues and the likes, but that's why I don't talk about this shit in here. I like talking to you and other people on the website and I'd like it to remain so tbh.
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bloc
09.05.20 | "that ruins the entire experience lmao
like youtube videos maybe I get, but movies? that's borderline insulting to the art lmao"
I totally hear you on that lol. But honestly, I just don't have the time these days to sit through this shit |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.05.20 | "It's not just about trans people, it spans a multitude of social and political issues to the point that these countries have very different values. Most westerners (especially americans) are in for a rude awakening if they were to live in an eastern european country for some time due to the different social and political values. Westerners (and again, specifically americans) kinda live in a bubble of illusion that most of the world is just like America and actually believe that their views and values are widespread almost everywhere, whereas it's only confined to a certain portion of western Europe."
This is a big generalization and may be true to an extent but I don't think me, most people on here, or anyone i know is under any illusion that all non-western nations have the same political and social views as us and i also don't see how that is relevant to Rowling being a bit of a TERF either. It sounds like you're saying that because there are other nations with more intolerant views that we shouldn't challenge members of our own society for being intolerant or that it's funny that we are not okay with members of our own society being intolerant. I don't get that at all. It seems a bit condescending tbqh :/. If I'm misunderstanding your point then please explain.
"All I'm going to say about that is that we probably have some major disagreements on political issues and the likes, but that's why I don't talk about this shit in here. I like talking to you and other people on the website and I'd like it to remain so tbh."
Well then you certainly are less tone-deaf then Rowling at least lol |
Emim
09.05.20 | "True, the time spent is what matters most, but when I am by myself, I tend to watch things at 1.25x speed or higher so I'm not wasting a whole bunch of time (i.e. any Youtube vids that are not music related are basically always at 2x)."
Damn does everything else just move in slow motion at that point? |
bloc
09.05.20 | It's come to the point where I'll watch a movie in theaters and in my head it's like "can you hurry the fuck up" |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.05.20 | i mean thats how i feel by the second half of most movies in theaters anyways |
LeddSledd
09.05.20 | "Attention span" has hurt itself in its confusion! |
neekafat
09.05.20 | Fml |
neekafat
09.17.20 | GOTG2, Infinity War, and Ant-Man 2 up! |
evilford
09.17.20 | I was pretty underwhelmed by gotg2. Kurt Russell was the embodiment of "meh" to me. 1 was excellent tho |
Emim
09.17.20 | I watched the "Everything Great About" video on GOTG2 and it gave me a lot of new appreciation for that movie.
Also I'm a sucker for Antman simply because of Paul Rudd. |
Rowan5215
09.17.20 | I really like Ant-Man 2 ngl, super fun movie
GOTG2 stinks |
evilford
09.17.20 | I enjoyed both ant-man movies quite a bit |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.17.20 | i liked the first one but thought the sequel was next level terrible |
Rowan5215
09.17.20 | my exact thoughts except on Guardians lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.17.20 | i didn't mind guardians 2 when i first saw it but the more i thought about it the worse it got and then i saw it again and was like yeah nah. first one is deffs a lot better.
im hyped for gunns suicide squad tho regardless |
Rowan5215
09.17.20 | I'm hyped for Gunn Squad for sure. purely just the presence of Waititi, Peter Capaldi and Idris Elba in the same film has me wild lol
biggest problem with GOTG2 is that the main plot requires Chris Pratt to do a lot of 'serious' acting. and he is a deeply terrible actor who's only really good at one kind of comic delivery so those scenes are borderline painful lol. it's also obvious from like the first second that Kurt Russell is evil but it takes an hour and a half to get to that reveal which is ridiculous
a lot of the side stuff is pretty solid, especially Nebula and Gamora who can actually handle both comedy and pathos that Gunn throws at them, those are some of my favourite scenes in either movie. and the Rocket/Yondu stuff is pretty good too, although I find it a bit overkill that he's doing like three different redemption arcs for separate characters in the film lol. the big sad ending for Yondu has always completely left me cold because I didn't buy his complete about face into a good guy
still keen for 3 if he really brings in Adam Warlock tho |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.17.20 | What?! Whomst the fuck is taika playing? |
Rowan5215
09.17.20 | it hasn't been announced yet, speculation was he's voicing King Shark cos they haven't announced the voice actor for him yet
I'm hoping for main villain Taika personally lol |
bloodshy
09.17.20 | just wondering why black sabbath isn't the cover for iron man |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.17.20 | Well rumour has it that starro is gonna be the main villain and taika voicing a giant alien paychic starfish sounds fucking awesome |
GringoSuave89
09.17.20 | Newest rumor has Taika as Ratcatcher 1, which is kinda lame. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.17.20 | Dang |
neekafat
09.18.20 | Agree with your thoughts on Quill Rowan, I think his arc was the weakest of the movie but it was still at least engaging enough. I was just really sold on the Guardians' dynamic, they're a more compelling team than the OG Avengers at this point |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | TBF OG Avengers is like the worst superhero team line-up of all time so there isn't much competition
Avengers line-ups are only ever any good when there are X-Men involved. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | TBH, with a few exceptions like Moon Knight and Spider-Man, Marvel comics in general are only ever any good when there are mutants involved |
neekafat
09.18.20 | lol that's fair, I haven't delved into Marvel comics much. Or any comics for that matter.
I went through a Batman/Walking Dead phase in high school but aside from a few others (Spider-Man, Old Man Logan, Watchmen, etc.) I haven't read much at all |
Emim
09.18.20 | Wasn't (isn't) there a Moon Knight movie in the works? Or am I mistaken? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | I just find the social commentary of x comics to be vastly more intriguing than the majority of Marvel and DC stuff (sans Batman who I stan hella) and so they tend to bring a whole new dynamic to anything they are involved in. They are such complex characters compared to the normal Avengers who tend to just be a bunch of shady white ppl or shady rich white ppl.
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neekafat
09.18.20 | I'm sure there still is |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | @emim i think they are working on a tv show |
neekafat
09.18.20 | "They are such complex characters compared to the normal Avengers who tend to just be a bunch of shady white ppl or shady rich white ppl"
lmfao yes agreed. The films did a good job characterizing a few of them but still, I really hope they manage a good way to bring the X-Men in soon
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Rowan5215
09.18.20 | there's a Moon Knight show Emim, after the first round of stuff going on Disney+ iirc. prolly gonna be the best marvel content if they don't bitch out on his character/origin story
"I was just really sold on the Guardians' dynamic, they're a more compelling team than the OG Avengers at this point"
I'd prolly give you this just for Gamora/Nebula and maybe Rocket. I am not a fan of Quill, or Chris Pratt and all his irl bullshit, but they're good outside of that |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | avengers often being at odds with x-men and having conflicted mutual members just makes both teams better and more interesting. the characters bounce off each other well. especially wolverines dynamics with spider-man and hulk. i am quite excited to see the worlds collide in live action some day |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | "Disney+ iirc. prolly gonna be the best marvel content if they don't bitch out on his character/origin story"
i'm so nervous |
Emim
09.18.20 | I'm nervous to see how these first Disney+ shows go. Hopefully it's more Daredevil and less Defenders. |
neekafat
09.18.20 | I just hope it's more Netflix and less Inhumans |
neekafat
09.18.20 | "I'd prolly give you this just for Gamora/Nebula and maybe Rocket. I am not a fan of Quill, or Chris Pratt and all his irl bullshit, but they're good outside of that"
yeah they just all click really nicely together. Quill is by far the weakest of the bunch, the only one I enjoy him in is the first |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | i hope its less all of those things and more not the worst
punisher (s1 at least, didnt watch 2) and daredevil had their moments at least but everything else was awful and like the good parts of daredevil could be widdled down to about 10 minutes of content per episode imo |
Dettlaff
09.18.20 | Just gonna pop in with the controversial take that the MCU is overrated as fook and is 90% hot garbage. |
Rowan5215
09.18.20 | lol agreed. I'm hoping it's more Ghost Rider season of AoS and less everything else Marvel TV has ever done lmao
the She-Hulk casting today is interesting at least |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | thats not controversial at all, at least imo
or in the opinions of anyone i know irl that cares about cape-shit
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Rowan5215
09.18.20 | if anything that is a lukewarm ass pee in the pool level take but do you king |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | "the She-Hulk casting today is interesting at least"
i don't know her from anything. she good? i've never been particularly interested in she-hulk as a character tbh |
Dettlaff
09.18.20 | Just used to everyone gushing over these movies in all honesty. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | well you've come to the right place because i'm apparently physically incapable of stopping talking shit about them |
Rowan5215
09.18.20 | she's from Orphan Black, which I never at any point watched but she has a rep for embodying multiple different personalities of the same character. which is y'know a good choice for She-Hulk lol
I'm not that excited for any of the shows except Moon Knight tbh but they'll fill in the time till Thor 4 drops |
Dettlaff
09.18.20 | I wasn't the biggest fan of Community's later seasons, but I love that in the final episode of the show Jeff remarks "The Avengers movies are so not a big deal". I practically shouted "YES!" Lol. I just saw user neekafat's ratings and assumed it was the general consensus here that they're great too. Wasn't about to plunge into this crazy long thread. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | "
"I'm not that excited for any of the shows except Moon Knight tbh but they'll fill in the time till Thor 4 drops"
yeah i'll check like the first episode or two of each but meh. wandavision looks stupid tbh. and i don't like anthony mackie or the character falcon very much so i don't feel particularly hot about that one either. and i H A T E jeremy renner so hawkeye is a big bust for me even tho i dont mind the character.
loki i guess looks the least worst
@dettlaff fret not there are plenty haters in your midsts |
neekafat
09.18.20 | "Just gonna pop in with the controversial take that the MCU is overrated as fook and is 90% hot garbage."
how is this controversial |
neekafat
09.18.20 | In film school it was controversial for me to even enjoy these movies |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | Yeah even I know that's a film student no no |
Rowan5215
09.18.20 | lmao yeah Jeremy Renner fucking sucks, probably the only lead I dislike more than Pratt. I think he's only meant to be in one ep of the Hawkeye show, but also, who gives a fuck about a Hawkeye show
Falcon & Winter Soldier has me interested just for bringing Baron Zemo back tho, that could be tight
"I wasn't the biggest fan of Community's later seasons, but I love that in the final episode of the show Jeff remarks "The Avengers movies are so not a big deal". I practically shouted "YES!""
I don't want to ruin your fun but that's not a real take (Dan Harmon consulted on Doctor Strange lol), it's just an in-joke cos the Russo Brothers got big off Community and went on to do the MCU (they got Winter Soldier off the Community paintball ep lmao) |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | Renner only being in one ep would be more of a consolation if they cast someone who isnt hailee stenfielfnsh as Kate bishop lol
Also oh yeah I forgot zemo put his purple face sock on, that's a step in the right direction for sure |
Dettlaff
09.18.20 | Fucking for real? God damn I had no idea |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | Why the fuck is hailee steenfeidn even famous smfh |
neekafat
09.18.20 | wtf she's great y'all are trippin'
Not as a singer obvs but she's a great actor |
Rowan5215
09.18.20 | Hailee was in Spider-verse which gives her automatic dopeness points
don't know if i've ever seen her live act tho |
neekafat
09.18.20 | She's stellar in The Edge of Seventeen. That film's about as good as you'll get for a A24-core coming-of-age movie
And I was not super into Eighth Grade |
wwf
09.18.20 | Hailee's a pretty good singer too ngl. Her songs are pretty hit and miss but she's got a good voice. She's much more talented as an actress tho |
wwf
09.18.20 | Her performance in Edge of Seventeen is absolutely spot-on, it's insane |
neekafat
09.18.20 | Agreed about the singer bit, she's got the voice for it but I didn't love the singles I've heard lol. And yessss she's crazy good in that movie |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | Going through her IMDb and it looks like she's been in 1 good movie (spiderverse). Cant get down with her music either. She strikes me as a Disney star. |
neekafat
09.18.20 | True Grit? Jfc of course you don't like True Grit |
neekafat
09.18.20 | Pots going for some "Pattinson will be a shit batman because he was in twilight 10 years ago"-level takes rn |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | Pattinson will be a great batman because he is awesome.
Also haven't seen true grit so wouldn't know tity-boi |
Rowan5215
09.18.20 | Pattinson indeed rules hard as anyone who's seen Lighthouse knows
as a huge fan of the Coen Bros, True Grit was boring as fuck and I have no idea why anyone would see it more than once |
neekafat
09.18.20 | Not my fave by them but like that and Edge of Seventeen are all the proof anyone needs that she's super talented |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | I'm going to make a point to never watch either of those just because I didn't like ur tone 10 minutes ago |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | Can bet your sweet ass I'm going to neg them on rotten tomatoes too
Or however that works |
Rowan5215
09.18.20 | pots cancelled for negative views on women, confirmed |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | Shoot I done doof'd |
neekafat
09.18.20 | "I didn't like ur tone 10 minutes ago"
I was just trying to impress u with my snark :c |
Egarran
09.18.20 | Wish me luck nerds, I'm gonna watch Captain Marvel today D: |
bloc
09.18.20 | I heard that movie caused a lot of controversy. Never watched it though |
someguest
09.18.20 | mcu is cinema cancer. i'm glad theaters are closed so they can't sell this shit. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.18.20 | The title of this thread alone makes me cringe. The only really great MCU movies that are truly fun the whole time are Guardians and Ragnarok. Maybe in a few years I’ll consider rewatching the Iron Man movies cuz I never paid them much attn. You would have to pay me $12 an hour to binge all the movies and I would take two weeks to do it. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.18.20 | Bloc it wasn’t itself a controversial movie it was just a movie that people turned into controversy. |
bloc
09.18.20 | Ah that's my favourite Hollywood drama |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | $12 dollars an hour? Damn you're a cheap whore |
bloc
09.18.20 | That's US dollars remember. Like $100/hr in Canadian funds |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | $12 USD isnt even minimum wage where I live |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | Oh wait it is like 20 cents more than minimum wage or something |
neekafat
09.18.20 | All these people dropping in like "MCU bad" as if that's a unique take
Y'all are just rebelling against your boring ass co-workers, admit it |
neekafat
09.18.20 | Fuckin making fun of me for calling this a "binge", it's been like three months and I'm not even done with it, chill. Just wanted to see if these movies are as good to me now as when I was a kid. They're not. But they're good pop filmmaking sometimes idk why people feel the need to constantly invalidate everyone who enjoys them |
neekafat
09.18.20 | Some of y'all probably think Jokers the best movie ever goddamn |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | As when you were a kid? Some of these came out like 1-2 years ago
Also Joker sucked |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
09.18.20 | also ur average rating for these is 3.8/5 so what did you rate them 365 days ago when u were a kid?
5.8/5? |
neekafat
11.12.20 | Joker sucks agreed
this is probably my final update, idk when I'm gonna rewatch those first two |
LeddSledd
11.12.20 | joker was lame yeah |
MillionDead
11.12.20 | It didn't suck but it was so fucking overhyped it was unreal. Like people were treating it like the second coming of Christ. Joaquin Pheonix did great like he always does great, though. |
neekafat
11.12.20 | yeah he was great, idk about Best Actor great, but he was great |
LeddSledd
11.12.20 | i think my enjoyment was somewhat tainted by the fact that every unlikable personality on the internet started using Phoenix's Joker for their pfp in every corner of the internet
"woah, that guy is so me :O" |
MillionDead
11.12.20 | But yeah. The MCU movies were good fun for a spell but then they oversaturated the market with all this lowest common denominator, abusively quippy dialogue ridden, pro military bullshit. Like DO SOMETHING ELSE Hollywood. I can't stomach like 7 superhero movies every summer, even as a comic book fan. Like, if Covid spared me from one thing, it was fucking blockbuster season. |
LeddSledd
11.12.20 | yeah the thought occurred to me recently like "why isn't Disney churning out films like they were last year?" then I remembered "oh yeah we're in a pandemic lol" |
rabidfish
11.12.20 | I like the trippy visuals in Dr. Strange and the costume design in Black Panther. The movies are really mediocre, tho. Haven't watched all of them, but non really leave a lasting impression. Also Fuck Disney lmao evil archons pieces of shit.Wish it were easy to boicot their Illuminati asses but frankly i'd bet at least 10% of all the money i'll spend in my life will somehow end up in their filthy hands. |
MillionDead
11.12.20 | Yeah, it's crazy how hard it is to care about ANYTHING going on in them. These really nothing plots with no stakes just have all the money in the fucking world thrown at them haha. |
rabidfish
11.12.20 | Also Joker was pretty fun. At least it made me think about something, even during the parts where the not-so-great dialog stood out, or the parts where the story made not-so-much sense. It's a better movie than all the MCU ones lol. |
MillionDead
11.12.20 | Hard agree on that point. Best MCU movie is probably Winter Soldier if I had to pick one. I'd give Joker about a 6.5 or 7/10, depending on the day. On top of cringe inducing dialogue and plot fuckery, I don't think it handled the themes of mental illness as responsibly as it could have at all. Just a whole lot of Taxi Driver worship in the movie as well, and obviously Taxi Driver did that better. I will say the shot of Joker sitting with De Niro's corpse on the tv after he capped him was pretty iconic though.
The best superhero flicks are without a doubt The Dark Knight and Raimi's Spiderman 2. |
LeddSledd
11.12.20 | Dark Knight fucks and yeah the absolute meme that is Raimi's Spiderman 2 is sheer kino |
rabidfish
11.12.20 | it's hard to pick one. I've read comics and manga my whole teens and most of my early adult years. Hell, i still read comics and manga even to this day, just not as much. But i haven't truly enjoyed a comic book movie since i was 18. I think it's one of those things i grew out of. I much rather stick to reading that stuff, tbh.
Tho i really REALLY would like a completely violent, excesive, over the top Hulk movie, that's a big dream of mine.
Just a 75 min. shitshow where Hulk just tears shit up and doesn't help anyone, just goes ape shit on some military fucks that get fucking killed because fuck the military. |
Cygnatti
11.12.20 | mcu is bad yeah
joker is kinda cringy but i dug it |
MillionDead
11.12.20 | Well it might be hard to root for him in a movie like that, but I'm game. Maybe have Hulk as a fairly neutral force with a slight good lean and some kind of science big bad to fight that pissed him off/tried to use his power. Totally down for a good hour of just pure chaos though. And ripping up some military fodder FOR SURE.
Anyone else think the Ang Lee Hulk movie from 2003 is a tad underrated? Like he really tried to add depth and sensitivity to the character with all those themes of familial bonds and childhood trauma. Plus Danny Elfman fucking KILLED that soundtrack. But people went to that movie to see shit get fucked up and it definitely didn't happen enough. |
LeddSledd
11.12.20 | how long until Disney owns the entire film market, nothing is made above PG-13, and the only movies they make are remakes of remakes of remakes of their old properties or the 17th stage of the Marvel franchise |
rabidfish
11.12.20 | Hollywood? 10 more years. the rest of the world? 20. |
rabidfish
11.12.20 | i've talked about this idea with some friends, but yea basically i need a rated X Hulk movie with extra gore and crazy, over the top violence. I don't want him destroying "robots". Hulk needs to tear monsters apart wih his bear hands, then eat their brains or something. Just let the green mf go absolute ape shit. |
LeddSledd
11.12.20 | i'd would watch that in a heartbeat. yeah no aliens or robots or wussy shit, get hulk tearing apart giant hairy monsters or actual people. like a Hulk version of the recent King Kong, which was a damn fun action movie in itself |
rabidfish
11.12.20 | also get Mark Ruffalo fired, then re-hire him as an extra so Hulk can just stomp him like a cockroach over and over. |
neekafat
11.12.20 | im sure hollywood is taking plenty of notes guys
speaking of I work on a Hollywood set now btw lmao |
rabidfish
11.12.20 | They wouldn't dare show the military complex getting fucking pwnd by Hulk. |
Tyler.
11.12.20 | joker is ok |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.12.20 | Logan is probably the superhero movie I have the least amount of qualms with |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.12.20 | Ledger Joker is obviously one of the best comic movie villains ever but I hate bale as batman and everything about nolan's style in general pisses me off so I can't put dark knight on much of a pedestal personally |
Kompys2000
11.12.20 | Joker proved that superhero movies are slowly going to infect every corner of the film industry, 10 years from now even the artsiest arthouse shit will have to feature fuckin metamorpho or squirrel girl or whoever the fuck to trick people into watching it for Lore Tidbits |
rabidfish
11.12.20 | Nah it'll die out eventually like every fad has so far. |
Egarran
11.12.20 | old man shakes fist at movie industry |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | This isn't quite it but I didn't know where else to bring up how terrible wonder woman 1984 was |
CaliggyJack
12.30.20 | Thor Dark World is underrated tbqh |
LeddSledd
12.30.20 | @pots it was going to be bad, but it is really that bad? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | well, i thought that it would be OK, as I felt the first one was
but it was not OK. It was deeply, deeply terrible. I'm not sure yet if it was so terrible that it came around full circle a bit and was good, but it was certainly entertaining. it's so so so so bad. |
Rowan5215
12.30.20 | WW1984 is one of the worst movies I've seen in years yea. hilariously bad
Mando dude cocaining his way through the villain role was super entertaining at least |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | Yep... yep... yep |
Sinternet
12.30.20 | reminder gal gadot publicly supports bombing palestinian children |
nol
12.30.20 | has there been a single noteworthy movie this year? Soul looks cool. |
Valkoor952
12.30.20 | she's jewish so it's okay |
nol
12.30.20 | I have a habit of only watching Marvel movies once, but I remember thinking Thor: Dark World was boring as shiiiit. I also remember thinking Winter Soldier was a average middle-stage filler movie, on par with Age of Ultron. People put it on a pedestal for some reason. I guess Bucky? |
Supercoolguy64
12.30.20 | I thought the title said MCR bad lol |
nol
12.30.20 | OG Iron Man is best movie, Infinity War is best ensemble/hall of fame rally. Thor Ragnarock is fun, so are both the Guardians movies. Black panther is a shit movie with fucking incredible costume and set design. Dr. Strange is a shit movie with fucking incredible special effects and choreography. I don’t see a point in coming back to any other Marvel movies ever again tho, and doubt there’s going to be another quality Marvel flick for a hot sec. |
nol
12.30.20 | Chadwick Boseman made a fantastic Black Panther tho... RIP |
LeddSledd
12.30.20 | it's just milking the franchise at this point. it's supposed to be the transition to the next "stage" of the storyline but it's blatant moneygrabbing. if they ended at Endgame, it would honestly be the perfect franchise of movies - not that they're all good movies, but from a planning and execution standpoint, it was immaculate |
nol
12.30.20 | Infinity War was way more satisfying than Endgame for me. But Endgame was a good movie altogether. Just wish it wasn’t so reliant on bullshit ass time travel lol. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | "reminder gal gadot publicly supports bombing palestinian children"
Because she condemned Hamas and sent thoughts and prayers to Israeli citizens and to young people in the army that she was also a part of in an Instagram post once six years ago? She's extensively spoken in support of Palestinians / Israeli Arabs rights since then. But I guess it's always easy to judge and condemn when you're sitting pretty in a country where the conflict doesn't directly affect you and what-not. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | where's my "cancelled" button |
LeddSledd
12.30.20 | let's get this trending! |
nol
12.30.20 | wtf pots I’m tryna get drunk, now I gotta go make a cup of TEA instead |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | Famous person says one wrong thing 7 years ago: click to find out why they deserve to die |
Mort.
12.30.20 | the link doesnt work |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | shit i forgot to hyperlink it sorry |
Sinternet
12.30.20 | interesting she didn't condemn the murders of over 2000 palestinian citizens by the IDF in retaliation |
nol
12.30.20 | “when you're sitting pretty in a country where the conflict doesn't directly affect you and what-not.”
My brother lives in Minneapolis and had to evacuate his house earlier (for a lil while) this year cuz of militarized cops with flash grenades and rubber bullets (and yes, lots of burning buildings). Yeah, we’re still privileged as shit, but America got a taste of some Fuck Shit™️ this year |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | "it's what she ~didn't~ say" |
nol
12.30.20 | By 2022, maybe we will be bombing the shit out of each other. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | "My brother lives in Minneapolis and had to evacuate his house earlier (for a lil while) this year cuz of militarized cops with flash grenades and rubber bullets (and yes, lots of burning buildings). Yeah, we’re still privileged as shit, but America got a taste of some Fuck Shit™️ this year"
what does this have to do with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict |
nol
12.30.20 | not all Americans are currently “sitting pretty” |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | sinternet is not american and neither am i |
LeddSledd
12.30.20 | ✅ Sinternet: not in any bad movies, vocalized his opposition to Palestinian children being bombed
❌Gal Gadot: in several bad movies, no comments on Palestinian violence (possibly hates Palestinian children) |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | the west isn't just america, which im sure comes as great surprise to most americans |
nol
12.30.20 | but frankly, idfk, go eviscerate sint, bai bai |
nol
12.30.20 | I’m kinda dumb ngl |
nol
12.30.20 | I fucking ruined the tea fuck |
nol
12.30.20 | Sinternet, where are you from :) |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | lmao
just to clarify, was your big point that because americans faced their own political strife and tragedy this year they are now somehow empathically involved with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict or was it that this political strife and tragedy is somehow proportional or directly comparable to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict or what exactly |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | you know what, nevermind |
ian b
12.30.20 | honestly havent watched a movie from the MCU including Endgame and after, is it worth it to watch Endgame and Ragnarok to see if i can get into them as much as i did Winter Soldier or Infinity War? |
ian b
12.30.20 | leave it alone pots it's not worth it, TRUSS me |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | Ragnarok is worth a watch Endgame will kill all your braincells dead |
nol
12.30.20 | I wouldn’t think too much into it. |
ian b
12.30.20 | honestly thats what i figured, but regardless i feel like i'll have to watch Endgame if i watch Ragnarok, but i legitimately like the new Spidey movies even though i grew up on Sam Raimi so i might have to anyways |
LeddSledd
12.30.20 | Ragnarok is a load of fun, if you liked the kind of tone that Guardians had
Endgame is basically Infinity War but not quite as good, on an even larger scale, and with a very convoluted plot
i'd check if you liked the preceding movies |
nol
12.30.20 | endgame is def worth a watch, but you’ll roll your eyes |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.30.20 | I definitely don't regret watching it |
Pikazilla
12.30.20 | endgame is pure fucking cringe |
ian b
12.30.20 | yeah i mean i know i'm not gonna LOVE endgame but i know it'll still be a greatly enjoyable watch, it just has taken me so long because it’s like 150-200 minutes or something right?? |
CaliggyJack
12.30.20 | I loved Guardians 1 and 2 and I found Ragnarok to be annoying and unfunny. |
Divaman
12.30.20 | Endgame was OK, but Infinity War was better. |
Egarran
12.30.20 | Plz update me on the future for this franchise.
Is it just Deadpools and Spider-men from here? |
nol
12.30.20 | They’re gonna force a whole new-age Gen 2 Avengers Assembly with nothing but B-Tier heroes (and actors). It’ll blow. |
TalonsOfFire
12.30.20 | Somehow haven't seen this list yet, but very good assessment of the franchise neek. The best marvel movies for me are pretty clearly the Russo directed ones, the 2 Guardians movies, the first Avengers, and Iron Man. The rest range from mediocre to pretty good. |
Egarran
12.30.20 | Thanks noler. Well, they'd be stupid to not milk this cow dry. |
TalonsOfFire
12.30.20 | The main upcoming ones I have an interest in is Black Widow, Doctor Strange: Multiverse (gonna be cosmic horror apparently, with Sam Raimi directing), and Guardians 3. |
neekafat
01.04.21 | Thanks Talons! Didn't see the recent traffic bumps until now (: |
TheAntichrist
01.04.21 | 21 is the most painfully average mcu film |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.04.21 | Given the recent developments im most interested in Spiderman 3 even tho the first 2 sucked ass
Conceptually doctor strange 2 sounds cool but raimi mostly sucks and so does just the character doctor strange in general so my hopes are low for that
Black widow looks more interesting than I expected somehow tbqh
Next Thor looks best |
neekafat
01.04.21 | I'm probably least interested in Black Widow lmao, they've already done a spy-thriller, and I'm really not excited for the timeline shenanigans they're gonna have to pull just to have RDJ cameo. Florence Pugh, Rachael Weisz, and Johanssen will always deliver tho
Yeah new Thor gonna bop |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.04.21 | Black widow is a shit character and Scarlett Johansson (sp?) is a shit actress so when it was announced literally the only solo movie I would have been less interested in was a Hawkeye movie, but then I saw Florence Pugh and Rachel Weisz and Taskmaster and fat guy from stranger things as captain Russia and I was like ok alright |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.04.21 | Worried about that black panther sequel lmao |
TheAntichrist
01.04.21 | woah woah woah the first two mcu spidermans were great wut u smokin crack lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.04.21 | U really want to get into this? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.04.21 | Cuz i don't, but I will ;) |
nol
01.04.21 | “Worried about that black panther sequel lmao“
Shuri: the Ultra 999 IQ Scientist turned Black Panther, who is somehow also anti-vax |
TalonsOfFire
01.05.21 | Can't bring myself to care about the new Black Panther, but the first one was solid. The two new Spider-Man movies are decent but nothing special imo. The Thor movies are whatever, but Ragnarok was the best one, so Love and Thunder needs to be a weird space movie featuring the Guardians characters prominently for me to care. Black Widow solo movie should've been made 10 years ago, but I'll still watch cause Scarlett rules as that character. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.05.21 | The two new Spiderman movies are barely even Spiderman movies, and that's just the first mistake
Love and thunder is also taika so obvs gonna be in line with ragnarok and not the terrible first 2
|
unclereich
01.05.21 | black widow is bad but what about the Tupac looking guy who has the metal wings. he has to be the lamest character ever |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.05.21 | Oh fuck yeah falcon is terrible but thats more peripheral to me because he is a lame ass character in comics too where black widow is actually kind of badass. Both portraying actors have the charisma of a fucking pine nut but Scarlett offends me more because she is actively doing a disservice to a good character where Anthony Mackey is just desperately trying to make a shit character interesting (and failing miserably) |
unclereich
01.05.21 | every time I see him on screen I audibly LOL he is so lame |
Egarran
03.21.21 | Please shit on Falcon and Winter Soldier ep.1
god it was bad |
Snake.
03.21.21 | i am very thrilled to see the day when i no longer see kathryn hahn's stupid face on my fb timeline ever again |
JeetJeet
03.21.21 | "Please shit on Falcon and Winter Soldier ep.1"
Mostly bad cus Falcon as a character is human nyquil. |
Egarran
03.21.21 | Ha yes, he's not exactly an engaging character. |
neekafat
03.21.21 | I don't plan on watching it but WandaVision was a 2.7/5 |
Egarran
03.21.21 | WV was bumpy, but it was original and surprising. I liked most of it so I'd say... 3.8/5
This is like 2. |
JeetJeet
03.21.21 | "WandaVision was a 2.7/5"
That show had so much potential and then by the end it just devolved into a typical MCU movie and fumbled the ball horribly. |
neekafat
03.21.21 | Nothing was original about it. The premise had some potential but none of the conflict or drama came from the characters, it was all just tripe that failed to use it's theme of grief to any potent effect. It was just cute wheel spinning until it ended the least inspired way possible |
Storm In A Teacup
03.21.21 | oh my....
4.1/5 |
SitarHero
03.22.21 | "They’re gonna force a whole new-age Gen 2 Avengers Assembly with nothing but B-Tier heroes (and actors). It’ll blow."
It's hard to believe now, but the cast of the Avengers were largely not A-Listers when they were cast. Ed Norton and ScarJo were probably the biggest of the lot. Chris Evans was the dude who was the only good part of Fantastic 4 trainwrecks, but hardly a household name. RDJ was well-known, but mainly because of his addiction and legal problems and was still on the comeback trail. Chris Hemsworth biggest notable pre-Thor role was the 30 seconds of screen time he had in the Star Trek reboot a year before Thor.
The MCU turned most of those actors into A-listers. But yeah, I doubt anyone's excited about many of the new characters. |
Rowan5215
03.22.21 | Wandavision was great. you fools. you absolute buffoons |
neekafat
03.22.21 | Ugh Rowan don't die on this hill
Tbf I can stomach mediocre film much better than I can tv, bad pacing is like poison to me |
Rowan5215
03.22.21 | I will absolutely die on the hill that this popular and largely acclaimed show was good enough to be popular and largely acclaimed.
also when some of the people criticising it unironically enjoyed the Snyder Cut (not you I hope neek) I start to wonder if brain worms are a real thing lol |
Mort.
03.22.21 | brain worms are a real thing
put some worms on a brain. voila. brain worms |
Rowan5215
03.22.21 | massive if verifiable |
Tyler.
03.22.21 | im not readying this thread. someone tell me if its ok to like marvel movies |
Rowan5215
03.22.21 | only if you rank them all with ratings down to the third decimal point |
Mort.
03.22.21 | its ok to like marvel movies but only if you also recognise that the bit in endgame where Black Widow and Hawkeye (i think?) fight over who gets to sacrifice themselves is the epitome of melodramatic action hero antics and is unintentionally hilarious and probs the funniest moment in the MCU |
Rowan5215
03.22.21 | oh most def. especially funny cos both of those characters kinda suck and I don't know anyone who was as invested in that scene as the writers clearly wanted us to be lmao
would've preferred Hawkeye go over obv cos he's fucking Hawkeye lmao |
TheAntichrist
03.22.21 | mcu bad lol |
JeetJeet
03.22.21 | "also when some of the people criticising it unironically enjoyed the Snyder Cut (not you I hope neek) I start to wonder if brain worms are a real thing lol"
Snyder is a meatheaded bozo but somehow he managed to make a 4 hour movie work with a satisfying payoff. Meanwhile Wandavision had waaaay more time to make something special, and only had about 2 or 3 truly good episodes, then farted out one of the lamest finales ever with extremely disappointing payoffs to almost every plotline that was set up. They literally brought in Fox's Quicksilver just to make him a punchline for a boner joke. Brainworms are real and the writers for that show definitely have them. |
Rowan5215
03.22.21 | yea if you consider creepy ass cult leader Jared Leto shitting out a truly embarrassing Heath Ledger ripoff for a pointless, stupid, interminably long scene - setting up a sequel that will never ever happen cos even the smoothbrains at WB have realised Zack Snyder's grayscale as fuck, plodding, overlong, Ayn Rand-worshipping, BUT BATMAN SAYS FUCK HUEHUEHEU trash piles suck massive ass and they've decided to make comedies to get as far away from his as possible - a satisfying payoff then sure. you do you
there was more to Pietro's storyline (as well as actual shit for Darcy and Monica to do) in the WV finale that they literally couldn't finish cos of COVID. that was legit my main complaint with the finale and it wasn't even a creative decision (like say Snyder setting every fucking third scene in pointless slo-mo for no reason) it was a business one. but a weird, fumbled MCU finale with some creativity to it is still better than a completely finished Snyder turd tho. |
Gyromania
03.22.21 | Saw the first avengers again recently and don't think it aged super well. Civil war, infinity war, and endgame are leagues ahead of it. Dr strange is indeed great, guardians 1 and 2 are prob 4.5s for me, ant man and wasp blows ass, iron man rules but 2 and 3 not so much, and far from home was rly dull. Gotta rewatch but I wasn't into it at all |
JeetJeet
03.22.21 | Funny how you rip on Snyder yet in the WV finale they completely rip off part of a fight scene from Man of Steel lol. And when they aren't ripping off Zack's shit they're giving you the most uncreative fight scenes ever complete with 2 witches throwing energy balls at each other like a shitty early 2000's Xmen movie.
and shoutout to Monica. She witnessed Wanda selfishly hold an entire town hostage and torture them and by the end of the episode waves it all away and says "You know what? I cant blame you frfr."
Meanwhile Hayward, who's actively trying to put an end to shit gets painted as the bad guy?
Awful writing. That shit is just as bad as some of the dumbest shit Snyder's cooked up. |
Rowan5215
03.22.21 | dawg you musta missed the very clear setup that Monica empathised with Wanda and wanted to help her instead of antagonising her. they were building that up for idk about 6 weeks
also you mean Hayward, the very obvious villain guy? the dude who faked footage of Wanda stealing Vision's body when he couldn't trick her into bringing him back to life so he'd have support to kill her? the dude who straight up fired a gun at children? you're surprised this dude went to jail? |
Gyromania
03.22.21 | Wanda vision was surprisingly awesome and that was a fking great finale |
JeetJeet
03.22.21 | "dawg you musta missed the very clear setup that Monica empathised with Wanda and wanted to help her instead of antagonising her. they were building that up for idk about 6 weeks"
No I saw it, but her acting like Wanda did something noble by saying "They'll never know what you sacrificed for them" as Wanda walked through a crowd of people she held hostage and mentally tortured is complete bird-brained writing. Whats even dumber is how Wanda faced ZERO consequences for that entire ordeal, and yet Hayward who fired a gun at 2 kids that weren't even real was arrested. If we're painting him as a bad guy, why not her? |
rabidfish
03.22.21 | Wanda was def the terrorist with the heart of gold.
What a shit ending. And all the subplot with goofy cop, smart slut and the bland woman was GARBAGE |
Egarran
03.22.21 | Well Rowan won that argument
But that's not important right now, please shit some more on Falcon and Winter Soldier. How did they think an international superhero struggling to get a bank loan was something we wanted to see? |
Gyromania
03.22.21 | haven't seen falcon and winter soldier yet, but i will say i couldn't care less about either of those characters so i'm not rly excited about it. who knows, maybe it'll turn out decent. didn't have any expectations of wandavision and ended up loving that |
Egarran
03.22.21 | >who knows, maybe it'll turn out decent
I know, and I'm passing the knowledge on to you, so now you know as well
it wont
|
Rowan5215
03.23.21 | FATWS premiere was decent, will get better when Zemo comes in cos Zemo big owns
also colour me shocked that the worst user on this whole site is still using slut as an insult. must get boring being a piece of shit |
rabidfish
03.23.21 | I'm not shocked at all that you feel the need to defend this crap.
PS: Don't be such a prude, you slut. |
neekafat
03.23.21 | "very clear setup" lol
Love you guys |
neekafat
03.23.21 | Fuckin obvs and unconvincing setup more like
And yes that's the only line I read of the last convo (: |
Gyromania
03.23.21 | was not aware of the rabidfish/rowan feud haha |
Egarran
03.23.21 | Yeah rabid is going all in on this lol |
bloc
03.23.21 | Looked like it was a 4-way up there |
Egarran
03.23.21 | But only one went to slutshaming |
neekafat
03.23.21 | This whole thread is so cancer
I love it |
JeetJeet
03.24.21 | Black Widow dropping July 9th, yall watching when it comes out or nah? |
LeddSledd
03.24.21 | means i'd have to buy Disney plus
nah |
JeetJeet
03.24.21 | just **legally stream that shit bruh |
TheAntichrist
03.24.21 | when is a thread not cancer |
bloc
03.24.21 | lmao "buying" movies |
Masochist
03.24.21 | "They’re gonna force a whole new-age Gen 2 Avengers Assembly with nothing but B-Tier heroes (and actors). It’ll blow"
The characters they used in the first Avengers were not necessarily all A-Listers themselves. Hawkeye, Black Panther, Thor, the Guardians...these were not the first names you thought of when you think "Marvel." Hell, Iron Man himself was a big risk to kick this off, considering that most mainstream audiences didn't really know much about him (despite his importance in the comics). But it worked, and now they're all household names.
Now they have the X-Men, Fantastic Four, AND Spiderman to tentpole the next big story arc, and they'll introduce more of their lesser known heroes on top of that. But having those big names, I think, is an even bigger risk movie wise than with the smaller names--more people love them, so they will be more critical of flaws and plot holes. |