AffableMartyr: Passed my Registry Exam!

AffableMartyr 07.10.20	List is stuff I've listened to this year
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.10.20	sick, what are you registered as? sex offender?
Sinternet 07.10.20	x-ray deez nuts
Relinquished 07.10.20	x-ray sint’s chin
loveisamixtape 07.10.20	those poor patients
DominionMM1 07.10.20	congrats. build up your chops and then go for ir or mri. more mobility and money in those.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.10.20	"x-ray sint’s chin" i tried to yield some clever google image results by googling "x-ray of nothing" but it didn't work out
AffableMartyr 07.10.20	Yeah I wanna get into MRI, I was pretty good at the physics side of x-ray but I know it's completely different. I wanna be a tech for like 4 years first though maybe
AffableMartyr 07.10.20	The strangest x-ray would probably be a soft tissue penis xray, but I've only heard its a real thing from actual techs but still not sure if I believe it lol
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.10.20	oh you fucking KNOW im googlin that
Sinternet 07.10.20	its clear i walked into a trap here
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.10.20	lmao
FR33L0RD 07.10.20	Congratulation young man.
Trundle 07.10.20	do you know anything about barium-swallow test xrays? i have to get one of those soon, just wondering how bad the stuff tastes,
porcupinetheater 07.10.20	Pay Sput forward. Patients might freak when you tell them to “Check Grotesque,” but misunderstandings shouldn’t make you forget your roots
Jasdevi087 07.10.20	good to see a resident of sputnikmusic.com on a different kind of register for once
Trundle 07.10.20	"good to see a resident of sputnikmusic.com on a different kind of register for once" hahaha oh man, too true
Dewinged 07.10.20	@Trundle, here's my experience with barium xray test: First they will inject something that makes your muscles relax and blurries your vision. Then you'll swallow a gas inducing powder that literally expands your stomach. At this point you can't fart or burp. If you do, you will have to get another dose, and believe me, you want to avoid a second dose. Then, while holding those farts in like trying to contain a nuclear explosion inside a shoebox, you will get the barium. The barium can only be described as a pain milkshake. It looks like paint, it tastes like (what i believe it does) paint. You will drink half of it. Then you will hop on a stretch while holding your glass with the remaining fluid like you are in some kind of sinister party where you are the main attraction. The stretch now will rotate and you will be told to rotate yourself too, so the barium expands around your body and make you glow like a fucking firefly. Try not to burp or fart, or that second dose or even a third will come for you. Once you are done, around 10 minutes, you'll be set free, and you will be invited to let out the apocaliptic gas storm that you've been brewing. Then you will be given a couple of pills that will induce ina state of dhiarrea for the rest of the day, because who needs half an ounce of radioactive material in the system, amiright? At that point, you better have not come to the hospital by bike, cause you just simply won't make it home without leaving a trail of shit on your way there. And that's about it. Nevertheless, remember to have fun and enjoy the medical advancements of the XXI century.
Trundle 07.10.20	^fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck idk, if i got through an endoscopy with no anaesthesia, hopefully i can make it through this, too bad that i'm going through withdrawal and can get the shits on the reg
AffableMartyr 07.10.20	People typically get through barium swallows with no issues and they only last 10 mins. Sometimes they give you flavored barium and heard it's not terrible. And it's not radioactive btw. You'll be done in 10 mins
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.10.20	your description vs dewinged's is such a classic "what the doctor said" vs "how it really went down" moment
AffableMartyr 07.10.20	Ha! It's really not that bad 😂 trust me.
DominionMM1 07.10.20	if it’s a run of the mill barium swallow study it probably won’t be a big deal. barium isn’t radioactive and it kind of tastes like pepto bismol. i also highly doubt theyll give you any kind of muscle relaxant for fear of aspiration. make sure you drink a lot of water and have access to a mirror right after the procedure
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.10.20	so you can watch yourself shit down your own legs?
DominionMM1 07.10.20	lol no. a mirror is necessary because after you drink barium it kind of just appears on your lips and makes it look like you’ve been sucking on a crack pipe for an extended period of time. think the tyrone biggums character from chappelles show.
Bedex 07.10.20	oy congrats man "your description vs dewinged's is such a classic "what the doctor said" vs "how it really went down" moment" lol truer words have never been spoken
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.10.20	"after you drink barium it kind of just appears on your lips and makes it look like you’ve been sucking on a crack pipe for an extended period of time. think the tyrone biggums character from chappelles show." lmao, some hoes spend hours a day on that look and all they need is a little barium smoothy
DominionMM1 07.10.20	helps with hangovers too
Relinquished 07.10.20	note taken, lol
Dewinged 07.10.20	I was obviously being hyperbolic, but accurate. It doesn't hurt at all and the only downside is the 20 times you need to take a shit during the day. My experience is from a hospital in Japan, where I take my yearly health check so it might be different, specially because here they are far behind in these matters. I mean, we are still using faxes for official documents.