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Chat Pile. Ranked.

Ok, See, they're all good. Arby's Gang whattup.
9Chat Pile
This Dungeon Earth


Rat Boy

Rat Boy
Rat Boy
Rat Boy
8Chat Pile
Remove Your Skin Please


Mask

Fucking threatening guitar on this one, composition and tone fucking.
Twisted and twisting screams/gurgles at the midpoint are fucking.
7Chat Pile
This Dungeon Earth


Rainbow Meat

They have the meats.
6Chat Pile
Remove Your Skin Please


Garbage Man

A harrowing scene, a terrible mishap gargling Listerine bouncing between blistering tremolo and power chord beatdowns.
5Chat Pile
This Dungeon Earth


Face

No jokes, just savage noise rock and what feels so far like quintessential Chat Pile. Cool sound, boys.
4Chat Pile
Remove Your Skin Please


Davis

More ways to scream "Davis!" than you can shake a stick at. One must assume this is a nod to the diversity and nuance in the numerous performances of acclaimed actress Geena Davis.
3Chat Pile
This Dungeon Earth


Crawlspace

The verse about teenagers cutting a dog's throat is the calmest part. This is because everyone knows cops are murderous pigs, but they're also evidently in competition with dogs for "best locatosmeller of truffles." Kill cops. Love bacon. Sorry, Jesus Christ, every day of my life.
2Chat Pile
Remove Your Skin Please


Dallas Beltway

Classic Abraham/Isaac scenario, but unfortunately God is dead. So the situation plays out a lot more like Henry Lee Lucas was involved. Bassline is a pants-shitter
1Portrayal of Guilt/Chat Pile
Split


Brutal Truth

Motherfuck they back, they heavier. Most unhinged vocal ol' Raygun's ever laid down. Feel like slipping down a sewer drain where all the dust in the air is angel dust.
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