|REC me, Bands that need to see the Doctor.|
These bands are SICK!
Not good mate, you probably got an E. coli infection, better get some antibiotics.
Just went out and dropped $500 on a bunch of new releases before listening to them, fuck i feel like shit now, contemplating commit die, better get some lithium.
Faint of Breath
I should not have made out with that cute sow, i heard it sneeze, better get some tamiflu.
|4||Heart Attack (USA)|
God is Dead
Clogged arteries and elevated blood pressure, should have seen this coming, off to ICU.
Initiated by Bring Me The Horizon, better get some sumatriptan.
The Lovvers LP
Don't share needles with sketchy looking werewolves, better get some antiretrovirals
P.H.D. Prison Hospital Debt
The best type of scabies to catch, better get some polysporin.
Having deadlines to write reviews, or going outside, a sputnik staffers reality, better get some lorazepam.
Whenwhen countrycountry musicmusic isis onon, better get an auditory check.
Black Motor Covenant
Mother warned me about this back in grade school, better get some penicillin.
Black Pus II
It's gangrenous, better chop it off.
The Hidden Pleasures
Better see an ophthalmologist.
Head is starting to hurt, way to much pressure, lucky it isn't bacterial, better get some antivirals.
Hell's Death Metal
Happy Stillbirthday Party
At least the guy who raped you is relieved.
"Sorry to far"
On the lips, or the other lips, herpes is for life, better get some valacyclovir.
Life Is Short
Better get a cast on it. .
A lil racist, it ain't their fault, they didn't evolve alongside alcohol so never developed the enzymes to break alcohol down, better go to AA.
|19||Mommy Hurt My Head|
Mommy Hurt My Head
Better hurt her back.
|20||My Penis Is Made of Dogshit|
This is serious bro, better take a video and show me.
The Sins of Mankind
The reason why Lance has only one nut. Better get some chemo.
The Sanity Universal
This is what can happen if you take a 4 week course of metronidazole, or you perform analingus to much, better get some nystatin
|24||Full Blown AIDS|
Full Blown A.I.D.S.
Not quite as bad as terminal AIDS, but worse than a deflated helium balloon, better abstain from life.
What happens to people who think you are a butcherboy, better get an x-ray.
|26||Hacksaw to the Throat|
Tear My Eyes Out...
An untidy unfortunate accident occurring in woodwork, better get some bandages
|27||St. Paul and The Broken Bones|
Young Sick Camellia
This would be a great name for a Catholic Cast Clinic.
Infecting Paranoid Minds
You ain't really drunk until you shit the bed, better get some pads.
|29||Nurse With Wound|
A Sucked Orange
Probably picked up a multi-drug resistant staph infection, better get them in quarantine.
From Peruvian Hell
Songs of Slumber
You won't be walking for a while, better get a wheelchair.
|33||Punctured Tough Guy|
Stabbing an UFC fighter is always fun, better get him a bandaid.
Addicted to Reality
|36||122 Stab Wounds|
The Deity of Prversion
Better than 87 stab wounds, better call yourself a human pin cushion.
|37||God Body Disconnect|
Delusions of grandeur, better get some antipsychotics
Washing away the sins of your dirty mothers vagina, better get some good bleach
|40||Plastic Surgery Disaster|
Or more commonly known, Michael Jackson syndrome, better get some profolol
|41||Pig Heart Transplant|
Hope You Enjoy Heaven
Was the rage in the 60s
It's like pets, but for your insides, better get some mebendazole
Quick get her to the hospital, wait to late
Copulation of Cloven Hooves
The result of working to hard, better get some metoclopramide
|45|| ||The Anemic Boyfriends|
Guys Are Not Proud / Bad Girls in Love
Sharing love and losing blood, better get an iron infusion
A Twisted Christmas
If she gets you something shit for xmas, give her a really bad Chinese burn.
|47||Skinned or Sunburnt|
Either way, don't have a bath in vinegar, better get some aloe vera
I hate when my meathole gets all stinky and pussy, better get some cephalexin.
Suicidal for Life
Ate too much baked beans wrapped in cabbage leaves, better get some charcoal.
|52||Discharge Of The BloodyEntrails|
Grind Demo 1
|53||Rectal Nectar / Severe Bowel Perforation / Klɪstər|
Rectal Nectar / Severe Bowel Perforation / Klɪstər
|54||Brain Dead (USA-CA)|
|55||Girl In A Coma|
Jesus, Mary and Broseph
|58||Ripped to Shreds|
Eight Immortals Feast
|59||Fog of Leprosy|
Late For The Grave
|62||I GOT SHOT IN THE FACE|
How Am I Not Myself
|63||Raped By Pigs|
Gushing Orgasms 2
Rampant Infantile Strangulation
Thrill Crazed Space Kids Blasting The Flesh Off...
In the Tunnel
Temple of the Lost Race
The Night the Condom Broke
Memories From a Dream
Cerebral Wrong Settings
Fistful of Metal
Flesh & Blood
|76||Assult N Battery|
Beat Dat System / Come Together
gurgle it and spit to better feel the taste...
Choked on Fecal Infected Fluids
|82||Large Intestine Obstruction By Anomalous Congenital Band|
Decline Of Neural Development
Continuation of Defective Existence After Multiple
|85||Fuck, Bud!/Hypnic Jerk|
From Under the Moon
Seamed With Scars
Some Relations With Girls
We're All Doomed
|92||Twelve Inch Clitoris|
|93||Urine in Her Wounds|
|94||Extremely Rotten Flesh|
Tempus Edax Rerums
|98||Gastrorrexis/Visceral Decay/Sanguinary Execution/Rotten on G|
Sutured Bleeding Wounds
|101||Trust Me I'm A Doctor|
Removing Your Existence