REC me, Bands that need to see the Doctor.
These bands are SICK! |
| 1 |  | Bloody Diarrhoea
Shitstorm
Not good mate, you probably got an E. coli infection, better get some antibiotics. |
| 2 |  | Manic Depression
Impending Collapse
Just went out and dropped $500 on a bunch of new releases before listening to them, fuck i feel like shit now, contemplating commit die, better get some lithium. |
| 3 |  | Swine Flu
Faint of Breath
I should not have made out with that cute sow, i heard it sneeze, better get some tamiflu. |
| 4 |  | Heart Attack (USA)
God is Dead
Clogged arteries and elevated blood pressure, should have seen this coming, off to ICU. |
| 5 |  | Migraine
Weird Tales
Initiated by Bring Me The Horizon, better get some sumatriptan. |
| 6 |  | AIDS Wolf
The Lovvers LP
Don't share needles with sketchy looking werewolves, better get some antiretrovirals |
| 7 |  | Rat Scabies
P.H.D. Prison Hospital Debt
The best type of scabies to catch, better get some polysporin. |
| 8 |  | Anxiety
Wild Life
Having deadlines to write reviews, or going outside, a sputnik staffers reality, better get some lorazepam. |
| 9 |  | DeafDeaf
Paths
Whenwhen countrycountry musicmusic isis onon, better get an auditory check. |
| 10 |  | Syphilitic Vaginas
Black Motor Covenant
Mother warned me about this back in grade school, better get some penicillin. |
| 11 |  | Black Pus
Black Pus II
It's gangrenous, better chop it off. |
| 12 |  | Glaucoma
The Hidden Pleasures
Better see an ophthalmologist. |
| 13 |  | Viral Encephalitis
Carrariass
Head is starting to hurt, way to much pressure, lucky it isn't bacterial, better get some antivirals. |
| 14 |  | Ebola
Hell's Death Metal
You're fucked! |
| 15 |  | Stillbirth
Happy Stillbirthday Party
At least the guy who raped you is relieved.
"Sorry to far" |
| 16 |  | Herpes
Medellin
On the lips, or the other lips, herpes is for life, better get some valacyclovir. |
| 17 |  | Broken Arm
Life Is Short
Better get a cast on it. . |
| 18 |  | Drunk Injuns
Frontside Grind
A lil racist, it ain't their fault, they didn't evolve alongside alcohol so never developed the enzymes to break alcohol down, better go to AA. |
| 19 |  | Mommy Hurt My Head
Mommy Hurt My Head
Better hurt her back. |
| 20 |  | My Penis Is Made of Dogshit
Eternal Cuck
This is serious bro, better take a video and show me. |
| 21 |  | Cancer
The Sins of Mankind
The reason why Lance has only one nut. Better get some chemo. |
| 22 |  | Seizures
The Sanity Universal |
| 23 |  | Black Tongue
Born Hanged
This is what can happen if you take a 4 week course of metronidazole, or you perform analingus to much, better get some nystatin |
| 24 |  | Full Blown AIDS
Full Blown A.I.D.S.
Not quite as bad as terminal AIDS, but worse than a deflated helium balloon, better abstain from life. |
| 25 |  | Snapped Ankles
Violations
What happens to people who think you are a butcherboy, better get an x-ray. |
| 26 |  | Hacksaw to the Throat
Tear My Eyes Out...
An untidy unfortunate accident occurring in woodwork, better get some bandages |
| 27 |  | St. Paul and The Broken Bones
Young Sick Camellia
This would be a great name for a Catholic Cast Clinic. |
| 28 |  | Incontinence
Infecting Paranoid Minds
You ain't really drunk until you shit the bed, better get some pads. |
| 29 |  | Nurse With Wound
A Sucked Orange
Probably picked up a multi-drug resistant staph infection, better get them in quarantine. |
| 30 |  | Anal Vomit
From Peruvian Hell |
| 31 |  | Miscarriage
Miscarriage |
| 32 |  | Fractured Spine
Songs of Slumber
You won't be walking for a while, better get a wheelchair. |
| 33 |  | Punctured Tough Guy
Warped Houses
Stabbing an UFC fighter is always fun, better get him a bandaid. |
| 34 |  | Overdose
Addicted to Reality |
| 35 |  | Iceburn
Firon |
| 36 |  | 122 Stab Wounds
The Deity of Prversion
Better than 87 stab wounds, better call yourself a human pin cushion. |
| 37 |  | God Body Disconnect
Sleeper's Fate
Delusions of grandeur, better get some antipsychotics |
| 38 |  | Bleach Birth
Caesarean Tapestries
Washing away the sins of your dirty mothers vagina, better get some good bleach |
| 39 |  | Haemorrhage
Hospital Carnage |
| 40 |  | Plastic Surgery Disaster
Endless
Or more commonly known, Michael Jackson syndrome, better get some profolol |
| 41 |  | Pig Heart Transplant
Hope You Enjoy Heaven
Was the rage in the 60s |
| 42 |  | Hookworms
Pearl Mystic
It's like pets, but for your insides, better get some mebendazole |
| 43 |  | Decapitated Mum
Decapitated Mum
Quick get her to the hospital, wait to late |
| 44 |  | Slutvomit
Copulation of Cloven Hooves
The result of working to hard, better get some metoclopramide |
| 45 | | The Anemic Boyfriends
Guys Are Not Proud / Bad Girls in Love
Sharing love and losing blood, better get an iron infusion |
| 46 |  | Twisted Sister
A Twisted Christmas
If she gets you something shit for xmas, give her a really bad Chinese burn. |
| 47 |  | Skinned or Sunburnt
Skinned
Either way, don't have a bath in vinegar, better get some aloe vera |
| 48 |  | Meathole Infection
Bloodsucker
I hate when my meathole gets all stinky and pussy, better get some cephalexin. |
| 49 |  | Suicidal Tendencies
Suicidal for Life |
| 50 |  | Flatulence
Irreversible Degrade
Ate too much baked beans wrapped in cabbage leaves, better get some charcoal. |
| 51 |  | Radiation Vomit
Demo 2014 |
| 52 |  | Discharge Of The BloodyEntrails
Grind Demo 1 |
| 53 |  | Rectal Nectar / Severe Bowel Perforation / Klɪstər
Rectal Nectar / Severe Bowel Perforation / Klɪstər |
| 54 |  | Brain Dead (USA-CA)
Disaster Ahead |
| 55 |  | Girl In A Coma
Trio B.C. |
| 56 |  | Asthma Castle
Jesus, Mary and Broseph |
| 57 |  | Chronical Diarrhoea
Royal Diarrhoea |
| 58 |  | Ripped to Shreds
Eight Immortals Feast |
| 59 |  | Fog of Leprosy
Untitled Turd |
| 60 |  | Cancerous Growth
Late For The Grave |
| 61 |  | Drug Problem
Drug Problem |
| 62 |  | I GOT SHOT IN THE FACE
How Am I Not Myself |
| 63 |  | Raped By Pigs
Gushing Orgasms 2 |
| 64 |  | Umbilical Asphyxia
Rampant Infantile Strangulation |
| 65 |  | Sweaty Nipples
Thrill Crazed Space Kids Blasting The Flesh Off... |
| 66 |  | 16 Stitches
In the Tunnel |
| 67 |  | Hypothermia
Skogens hjärta |
| 68 |  | Septicflesh
Temple of the Lost Race |
| 69 |  | Intensive Care
Voyeurism |
| 70 |  | The Clap
The Night the Condom Broke |
| 71 |  | Pregnancy Scares
Mind Control |
| 72 |  | Hallucination
Memories From a Dream |
| 73 |  | Bacteremia
Cerebral Wrong Settings |
| 74 |  | Anthrax
Fistful of Metal |
| 75 |  | Poison
Flesh & Blood |
| 76 |  | Assult N Battery
Beat Dat System / Come Together |
| 77 |  | Hypochondriac
Disobedient |
| 78 |  | Severe Ulceration
Demo 2012 |
| 79 |  | Anal Psoriasis
DEMO II |
| 80 |  | Fecal Vomit
gurgle it and spit to better feel the taste... |
| 81 |  | Blennorrhea
Choked on Fecal Infected Fluids |
| 82 |  | Large Intestine Obstruction By Anomalous Congenital Band
Demo #2 |
| 83 |  | Halitosis
Decline Of Neural Development |
| 84 |  | Postcoital Ulceration
Continuation of Defective Existence After Multiple |
| 85 |  | Fuck, Bud!/Hypnic Jerk
Split |
| 86 |  | Sclerosis
Ependymoma |
| 87 |  | Mental Ward
From Under the Moon |
| 88 |  | Electrocution
Seamed With Scars |
| 89 |  | Dengue Fever
Cannibal Courtship |
| 90 |  | Malaria
Some Relations With Girls |
| 91 |  | Toxic Narcotic
We're All Doomed |
| 92 |  | Twelve Inch Clitoris
Demo 2017 |
| 93 |  | Urine in Her Wounds
Unfathomable Depravity |
| 94 |  | Extremely Rotten Flesh
Last Breath |
| 95 |  | Autistic Youth
Landmine Beach |
| 96 |  | Involuntary Convulsion
Tempus Edax Rerums |
| 97 |  | Euthanizer
Permanent Damage |
| 98 |  | Gastrorrexis/Visceral Decay/Sanguinary Execution/Rotten on G
Sutured Bleeding Wounds |
| 99 |  | Amputated Genitals
Family Bloodbath |
| 100 |  | 9th Plague
Apocatastasis Reversed |
| 101 |  | Trust Me I'm A Doctor
Removing Your Existence |
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