Rowan5215
03.13.19 | suggestions for puns welcome |
Dewinged
03.13.19 | I'd give you a rec Rowbro, but I am too tyred. |
budgie
03.13.19 | did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in |
Rowan5215
03.13.19 | that's a wheely good one dewi |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | What is a tyre |
Dewinged
03.13.19 | What budg means is, have you tyred to unplugging it and plugging it back in? |
Rowan5215
03.13.19 | tread lightly with these puns guys I'm feeling sensitive |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | If you spell 'tire' right you can make the 'tired' pun without having to misspell 'tired' as 'tyred' |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | That is my input |
budgie
03.13.19 | i think tyre is some antiquity city in the levant or mayb turkey someone should make a joke bout that |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | Yeah I was doin a google and that's definitely an option. Actually just learning of this alt spelling in UK, aus etc tho |
Pon
03.13.19 | How many expletives did you shout immediately after the fact? |
Rowan5215
03.13.19 | It was actually more of a low "ahhhhh fuark cunt" than a yell, I have a sore throat today. Thanks for asking |
Rowan5215
03.13.19 | Showerthought tier comment but how weird is it that english speaking countries can't even agree on a spelling of like the most common words in our language. Surely at some point in human history someone must have been like "this is fucking dumb it's all the same words" |
budgie
03.13.19 | maybe when we all have twitter and facebook implants in our brains and can instantly communicate all over languages will become static
or maybe they will become more fluid |
Rowan5215
03.13.19 | wot if yer mam was a computer tho |
Rowan5215
03.13.19 | Got home mostly alive, thanks for the fun thread folks. Buy yourselves somethin nice |
BigPleb
03.13.19 | Glad you're safe robro, great film btw.
Also, it's called a 'motorway' for future reference ;] |
Rowan5215
03.13.19 | Apologies pleb. Allow me to rephrase. I've caused deflation to occur within the circular rubber road implement of my motor vehicle whilst in transit on the motorway to my place of residence. |
BigPleb
03.13.19 | You need to slip a 'proper orrible' in there. |
Pon
03.13.19 | Tyre straight twatted me pom ass then got me a proper orrible tanline changin the wheel 'cause the daft cunts at leyland put the front wheel in the middle so you gotta get the lads to roll it ovah innit a right pain in the knob cor blimey |
Pon
03.13.19 | 'course back in the day you'd wake up at a sparrow's fart to tinker on yer reliant robin y'know really man's man gig not like the bleedin brat twaddle we got now |
BigPleb
03.13.19 | Tinker, cracking word. |
Rowan5215
03.13.19 | LET'S AV IT |
BigPleb
03.13.19 | EY UP |
Rowan5215
03.13.19 | those were the peak days of this site, good times |
BigPleb
03.13.19 | D'ya remember Patton Tuesdays on plug? ;_; |
Pon
03.13.19 | Playing Program Music I in full on plug them's were good times |
Rowan5215
03.13.19 | jac, you better have that Velvet Underground creepypasta saved cos I've never laughed harder at anything on this site |
BigPleb
03.13.19 | I always broke the 10 minute song rule with Opeth, good times indeed. |
Pon
03.13.19 | I don't unfortunately and nor do I have my spooky attic story they are lost like dust in the wind my fren |
BigPleb
03.13.19 | Remember the Death - TSOP shirt on tinychat Jac? Hahahah proper orrible tanline. |
Pon
03.13.19 | I remember vividly and I also remember everyone wearing their headphones over their chin to emulate the almighty chinstrap |
BigPleb
03.13.19 | Hahaha the Sennheiser strap! The chinstrap is still going strong mate, it's the source of my power. |
Pon
03.13.19 | I've left everything in my will to the chinstrap ftr |
verdant
03.13.19 | [black mirror writer in the writer's room]
ok but wot if cars could b suicidal |
unclereich
03.13.19 | no spare? |
Voivod
03.13.19 | Having a flat tyre while in the highway can be tyresome
#latetotheparty |
Piglet
03.13.19 | dis is why you gotta stop doing those deliveries my man
join me in the hallowed art of pizza makin |
IronGiant
03.13.19 | You Let My Tyres Down - Tropical Fuck Storm |