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01.12.24 Lucca's top 10 2023 metal albums11.16.23 I like dumb things too now
11.03.23 Suffocation ranked10.02.23 Best first album
09.28.23 Cannibal Corpse ARTWORK ranked09.23.23 LUCCAS TOP 15 DEATH METAL ALBUMZ
09.14.23 Venting to Sput (series 7 can eat my as09.10.23 30 of my Hardest 5's
04.30.23 Evil Dead Ranked04.21.23 EVIL DEAD RISE
04.20.23 Heaviest riff of all time?04.11.23 FINALLY Starting a new job
03.23.23 What are you listening to?03.01.23 Debating Grad School vs Not being in de
02.22.23 Fear Factory Ranked01.11.23 A list of my favorite everything.
10.31.22 Halloween 2022 jamzzzz08.26.22 Sevendust ranked
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Monsters from Horror Ranked

All monsters that I can think of, ranked
41The Black Dahlia Murder
Nocturnal


Bye Bye Man - LMFAO
40Slipknot
Slipknot


Slender Man - LMFAO
39Insect Warfare
World Extermination


The Nun - LMFAO
38Repulsion
Horrified


Darth Maul from Insidious - LMFAO
37Carcass
Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious


Leprechaun - LMFAO
36Behemoth
The Satanist


Annabelle- LMFAO
35Cradle of Filth
Dusk and Her Embrace


Creepers - LMFAO
34Darkthrone
Transilvanian Hunger


The Babadook - Not really a monster, but OK.
33Possessed
Seven Churches


Toby - From Paranormal Activity. You have some moments.
32Death
Scream Bloody Gore


Bagul - From “Sinister”…uhhh….meh.
31Blood Incantation
Starspawn


Drag Me To Hell lady - She did not deal with rejection easily.
30Dying Fetus
Wrong One To Fuck With


Art - This is one that has the potential to be way higher on my list with a better movie. I did like “Terrifier” but it had a lot of problems. The actor was fantastic, the artwork was amazing, but I feel like these are just the blueprints. Good stuff, though.
29Suffocation
Pierced from Within


Annie Wilkes - Fans suck.
28Pestilence
Consuming Impulse


Damien - Kids suck.
27Immolation
Close to a World Below


Dr. Carl Hill - From Re-Animator. I like this movie much more than the villain. He was pretty good, don’t get me wrong, but he mostly gets points for “giving head” as a decapitated head.
26Pig Destroyer
Prowler in the Yard


Sam (Trick R Treat) - Adorable little guy. Great weapon, great design. I want to see more with this dude.
25Malevolent Creation
Retribution


Samara - She’s actually pretty damn scary imo, she’s only so low because everyone on this list rules. She made me afraid of VHS back in the early 2000s.
24Gaza
I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die


Jigsaw - I’m not too sure how in the fuck this man had all of the time, resources, energy, etc to elaborately plan out more than 6 movies worth of schemes and plans but it’s fine. Tobin Bell plays the character so well that it makes you forget how illogical some of his murders actually are.
23Dark Angel
Darkness Descends


Ghost face - This is a bit lower since he’s several different characters and doesn’t really have much of an identity, but Ghostface has always been a consistently interesting villain (minus Scream 3).
22Artificial Brain
Labyrinth Constellation


Zombies from the “Dead” series - Iconic stuff right here.
21Triptykon
Melana Chasmata


Candyman - That deep voice, though. Mph.
20Ripping Corpse
Dreaming With the Dead


Jason Vorhees - Basically just a Michael Myers rip off. Although his look is pretty damn cool and he gets points for being iconic. Also he made for a very fun foe in Freddy vs Jason.
19Morbid Saint
Spectrum of Death


The Descent Monsters - Yeesh. I would not want to spend a vacation with these assholes.
18Kreator
Coma of Souls


Jaws - It’s a shark, yo.
17Coroner
No More Color


The Thing from...The Thing. Gross. Ew. Get it away. Amazing practical effects - arguably the best in horror. But it doesn't have much of a personality.
16Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath


Black Philip - C’mon, it’s a black Satan goat who talks children into doing fucked up shit. How is that not the most awesome thing ever? “Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”
15Cannibal Corpse
Tomb of the Mutilated


Pennywise - Tim Curry version for me, although the new one is really great too. Clowns are fucked up. The end.
14Neurosis
Through Silver in Blood


Leather face - 1st movie Leatherface never fails to scare the absolute living shit out of me. He may not be the smartest guy in the room, but his presence makes him the most horrifying pawn in cinema.
13Meshuggah
Catch Thirtythree


Leslie Vernon - Fuck yeahhhhh, my socially adorable boy. The man just wants to have fun. Let him have his fun.
12Emperor
In the Nightside Eclipse


Captain Spawlding - I gotta give it up to this guy. He makes Rob Zombie movies interesting and fun. All of the points for this charismatic son of a bitch. Fruity fuckin tooties.
11Dissection
Storm of the Light's Bane


Jack Torrence - This man needs to stop drinking and try some meditation.
10Burzum
Filosofem


Pinhead - The real Fifty Shades of Grey. Pinhead is unfortunately far more interesting than any movie he’s ever been in. The man deserves better!
9Mercyful Fate
Don't Break the Oath


Norman Bates - Therapy, kids. Don’t be ashamed to get some therapy if you truly need it.
8Slayer
Hell Awaits


Pazuzu - This one is just straight up terrifying, don’t even know what to say about it.
7Demolition Hammer
Epidemic of Violence


Chucky - The man is a one-lining machine. And he’s a cute little doll. Impossible not to love, even in some of the shit seques.
6Howls of Ebb
Cursus Impasse: The Pendlomic Vows


Terminator - Including this because the first movie is basically a sci-fi slasher. The origin of the “I’ll be back.” This motherfucker just doesn’t go down.
5Deathspell Omega
Paracletus


Deadites - From Evil Dead, of course. They’re deadites! They can be your friends, your family, you, or me! Hurray!
4Gorguts
Obscura


Xenomorph The entire design of this creature is absolutely terrifying. That and the fact that it’s basically alien Michael Myers makes this fella one scary dude.
3Morbid Angel
Blessed Are the Sick


Hannibal Lector - Intelligence + cannibalism + Anthony Hopkins = the entire universe shitting themselves.
2Deicide
Legion


Michael Myers - Not a very talkative dude, but holy shit this man is terrifying. Or Shape. Whatever. the OG Vorhees is still the creepiest. My favorite stalker < 3
1Cryptopsy
None So Vile


Freddy Krueger - All time favorite, not even a question. He’s terrifying, hilarious, charming and a creepster all at the same time. Every moment he is on screen, even in the bad movies, are the most fun moments ever. 10/10, put Krueger in every future movie, rom coms and historical films included.
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