Monsters from Horror Ranked
All monsters that I can think of, ranked |
41 | | The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
Bye Bye Man - LMFAO |
40 | | Slipknot Slipknot
Slender Man - LMFAO |
39 | | Insect Warfare World Extermination
The Nun - LMFAO |
38 | | Repulsion Horrified
Darth Maul from Insidious - LMFAO |
37 | | Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
Leprechaun - LMFAO |
36 | | Behemoth The Satanist
Annabelle- LMFAO |
35 | | Cradle of Filth Dusk and Her Embrace
Creepers - LMFAO |
34 | | Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
The Babadook - Not really a monster, but OK. |
33 | | Possessed Seven Churches
Toby - From Paranormal Activity. You have some moments. |
32 | | Death Scream Bloody Gore
Bagul - From “Sinister”…uhhh….meh. |
31 | | Blood Incantation Starspawn
Drag Me To Hell lady - She did not deal with rejection easily. |
30 | | Dying Fetus Wrong One To Fuck With
Art - This is one that has the potential to be way higher on my list with a better movie. I did like “Terrifier” but it had a lot of problems. The actor was fantastic, the artwork was amazing, but I feel like these are just the blueprints. Good stuff, though. |
29 | | Suffocation Pierced from Within
Annie Wilkes - Fans suck. |
28 | | Pestilence Consuming Impulse
Damien - Kids suck. |
27 | | Immolation Close to a World Below
Dr. Carl Hill - From Re-Animator. I like this movie much more than the villain. He was pretty good, don’t get me wrong, but he mostly gets points for “giving head” as a decapitated head. |
26 | | Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Sam (Trick R Treat) - Adorable little guy. Great weapon, great design. I want to see more with this dude. |
25 | | Malevolent Creation Retribution
Samara - She’s actually pretty damn scary imo, she’s only so low because everyone on this list rules. She made me afraid of VHS back in the early 2000s. |
24 | | Gaza I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die
Jigsaw - I’m not too sure how in the fuck this man had all of the time, resources, energy, etc to elaborately plan out more than 6 movies worth of schemes and plans but it’s fine. Tobin Bell plays the character so well that it makes you forget how illogical some of his murders actually are. |
23 | | Dark Angel Darkness Descends
Ghost face - This is a bit lower since he’s several different characters and doesn’t really have much of an identity, but Ghostface has always been a consistently interesting villain (minus Scream 3). |
22 | | Artificial Brain Labyrinth Constellation
Zombies from the “Dead” series - Iconic stuff right here. |
21 | | Triptykon Melana Chasmata
Candyman - That deep voice, though. Mph. |
20 | | Ripping Corpse Dreaming With the Dead
Jason Vorhees - Basically just a Michael Myers rip off. Although his look is pretty damn cool and he gets points for being iconic. Also he made for a very fun foe in Freddy vs Jason. |
19 | | Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death
The Descent Monsters - Yeesh. I would not want to spend a vacation with these assholes. |
18 | | Kreator Coma of Souls
Jaws - It’s a shark, yo. |
17 | | Coroner No More Color
The Thing from...The Thing. Gross. Ew. Get it away. Amazing practical effects - arguably the best in horror. But it doesn't have much of a personality. |
16 | | Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Black Philip - C’mon, it’s a black Satan goat who talks children into doing fucked up shit. How is that not the most awesome thing ever? “Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” |
15 | | Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Pennywise - Tim Curry version for me, although the new one is really great too. Clowns are fucked up. The end. |
14 | | Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
Leather face - 1st movie Leatherface never fails to scare the absolute living shit out of me. He may not be the smartest guy in the room, but his presence makes him the most horrifying pawn in cinema. |
13 | | Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree
Leslie Vernon - Fuck yeahhhhh, my socially adorable boy. The man just wants to have fun. Let him have his fun. |
12 | | Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Captain Spawlding - I gotta give it up to this guy. He makes Rob Zombie movies interesting and fun. All of the points for this charismatic son of a bitch. Fruity fuckin tooties. |
11 | | Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Jack Torrence - This man needs to stop drinking and try some meditation. |
10 | | Burzum Filosofem
Pinhead - The real Fifty Shades of Grey. Pinhead is unfortunately far more interesting than any movie he’s ever been in. The man deserves better! |
9 | | Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Norman Bates - Therapy, kids. Don’t be ashamed to get some therapy if you truly need it. |
8 | | Slayer Hell Awaits
Pazuzu - This one is just straight up terrifying, don’t even know what to say about it. |
7 | | Demolition Hammer Epidemic of Violence
Chucky - The man is a one-lining machine. And he’s a cute little doll. Impossible not to love, even in some of the shit seques. |
6 | | Howls of Ebb Cursus Impasse: The Pendlomic Vows
Terminator - Including this because the first movie is basically a sci-fi slasher. The origin of the “I’ll be back.” This motherfucker just doesn’t go down. |
5 | | Deathspell Omega Paracletus
Deadites - From Evil Dead, of course. They’re deadites! They can be your friends, your family, you, or me! Hurray! |
4 | | Gorguts Obscura
Xenomorph The entire design of this creature is absolutely terrifying. That and the fact that it’s basically alien Michael Myers makes this fella one scary dude. |
3 | | Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick
Hannibal Lector - Intelligence + cannibalism + Anthony Hopkins = the entire universe shitting themselves. |
2 | | Deicide Legion
Michael Myers - Not a very talkative dude, but holy shit this man is terrifying. Or Shape. Whatever. the OG Vorhees is still the creepiest. My favorite stalker < 3 |
1 | | Cryptopsy None So Vile
Freddy Krueger - All time favorite, not even a question. He’s terrifying, hilarious, charming and a creepster all at the same time. Every moment he is on screen, even in the bad movies, are the most fun moments ever. 10/10, put Krueger in every future movie, rom coms and historical films included. |
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