Dedes
11.29.18 | Imma pizza guy yanno |
Snake.
11.29.18 | list is incomplete should be like 100,000 entries |
Rowhaus
11.29.18 | pizza with bbq instead of red sauce is utterly disgusting |
Dedes
11.29.18 | Oh I forgot bbq
That's number 3
It actually kinda rules |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.29.18 | Surprisingly accurate content
Where are the anchovies |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.29.18 | And the calzone |
Kompys2000
11.29.18 | "pizza with bbq instead of red sauce is utterly disgusting"
[2], alfredo sauce can be pretty fuckin cash tho |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | My inner long islander tells me that if your pizza isn't from downstate NY that it isn't good and also that a plain Neapolitan slice is all you really need, especially if it's from Brooklyn. |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | Then again, I do like Buffalo chicken pizza too
Or like those margarita slices with broccoli rabe on it that you get at this one place in Bay Shore... |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | The pizza in Buffalo (where I go to college) is terrible
I miss good pizza :( |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.29.18 | Same, dude :[ I spent a year in Italy and would kill to go back rn |
platnum
11.29.18 | Pineapple belongs on pizza |
YakNips
11.29.18 | i like my pizza with arsmoriendi’s raw flesh |
hal1ax
11.29.18 | (where I go to college) |
pizzamachine
11.29.18 | I make a list yesterday, you make a list about pizza today
Coincidence?????🥴 |
Source
11.29.18 | People who eat cheese pizza should be cast off from the rest of society |
Ryus
11.29.18 | "My inner long islander tells me that if your pizza isn't from downstate NY that it isn't good and also that a plain Neapolitan slice is all you really need, especially if it's from Brooklyn."
fr i miss new york pizza so much
also where is anchovy [2] |
Kompys2000
11.29.18 | Why, what's wrong with cheese pizza? |
Kompys2000
11.29.18 | Dammit this thread gave me major pizza cravings, ended up ordering Domino's since every halfway decent pizza place in my town is closed for the night. |
J() Alexander
11.29.18 | Pepperoni and mushrooms >>>>>>> |
Coast
11.29.18 | extra olives no anchovies |
Source
11.29.18 | "Why, what's wrong with cheese pizza?"
What would possess someone to eat plain cheese when they should be piling on as many toppings as possible? |
Source
11.29.18 | smh |
Kompys2000
11.29.18 | I get you, usually my mindset is the more toppings the better but cheese pizza is just what hits the spot every now and then. |
BlushfulHippocrene
11.29.18 | Best pizza is Afghani pizza. Good list, pizza is good. |
J() Alexander
11.29.18 | Isn't eating cheese pizza a sin or something like that? |
Kompys2000
11.29.18 | IIRC pizza is kosher/halal unless it has meat toppings, so no. |
Coast
11.29.18 | What's the funniest smell in the whole wide world?
An anchovy's c*nt. |
hal1ax
11.29.18 | lol why censor cunt |
hal1ax
11.29.18 | also best pizza is jalapeno / chicken / red onion |
Morningrise767
11.29.18 | I'll eat just about any Pizza haha it's suh goood.
No BBQ Chicken? Also Pepperoni + Red Onion + Jalapenos goes off. |
Hawks
11.29.18 | I’ll take buffalo chicken, chicken bacon ranch or just plain pepperoni pizza all day. |
Coast
11.29.18 | Pepperoni, cheese, pineapple, mushrooms, onion, capsicum, extra tomato base and olives, no cunts. |
NorwichScene
11.29.18 | Donnor kebab meat on pizza |
blastOFFitsPARTYtime
11.29.18 | All about that base in reality. Shouldn’t need more than tom paste, mozz and basil if you get that shit right. |
Cimnele
11.29.18 | ham + pineapple pizza is like a career-best eureka moment of combining correct pizza toppings |
Sinternet
11.29.18 | best is a proper woodfire pizza where the dough is crispy on the outside but airy and soft on the inside. the sauce should have a bit of a spicy kick to it. It should have ample mozzarella, enough to be stringy when you take a slice, but not too much to unbalance the flavour palette. ideal toppings would be some pulled chicken, a good green pesto, black olives and some sundried tomatoes. possibly adding some pepperoni for an extra salty flavour. |
Demon of the Fall
11.29.18 | I was going to reply with some suggestions but now my mouth is watering thinking about Sinternet's pizza... & yeah I definitely mean pizza (expecting 'hilarious' banter). |
DDDeftoneDDD
11.29.18 | No fruit please! |
Demon of the Fall
11.29.18 | I was going to agree, but once I had pomegranate on a pizza & it worked surprisingly well. |
DDDeftoneDDD
11.29.18 | pizza is not from Hawai! fuck pineapple on pizza...I hate it with all of my guts m/ |
Demon of the Fall
11.29.18 | Admittedly not a pineapple fan, especially on pizza. The 'm/' seems out of place, unless you're going to write a death/grind concept album about the demise of pineapple pizzas. |
DDDeftoneDDD
11.29.18 | If you like 4 seasons pizza you have to put slugdge on that list |
artiswar
11.29.18 | olives are fucking disgusting, pineapple is the only true pizza topping |
Demon of the Fall
11.29.18 | olives are awesome, black olive + feta is a winning combo |
Artuma
11.29.18 | who eats pizza with chicken like god people are stupid sometimes |
Sinternet
11.29.18 | like everybody dude |
artiswar
11.29.18 | chicken is like the best meat to put on pizza lol |
Morningrise767
11.29.18 | I thought like 98% of people eat Pizza with chicken topping. BBQ Chicken, Peri Peri Chicken, Satay Chicken... all great pizzas haha |
Keyblade
11.29.18 | "best is a proper woodfire pizza where the dough is crispy on the outside but airy and soft on the inside. the sauce should have a bit of a spicy kick to it. It should have ample mozzarella, enough to be stringy when you take a slice, but not too much to unbalance the flavour palette. ideal toppings would be some pulled chicken, a good green pesto, black olives and some sundried tomatoes. possibly adding some pepperoni for an extra salty flavour"
aaaaand I'm hungry |
Artuma
11.29.18 | horrible. ham or die. putting chicken on a pizza is like putting steak on a pizza, might taste good but it's just wrong |
artiswar
11.29.18 | Ham is my favourite meat on pizza as well but chicken is a hard second |
Zig
11.29.18 | pineapple pizza |
joshieboy
11.29.18 | Meatlovers, chicken, Hawaiian are my go to. Pineapple on pizza rep. |
PatternsInTheIvy
11.29.18 | "olives are fucking disgusting, pineapple is the only true pizza topping" [2]
Especially the "olives are disgusting" part |
Sinternet
11.29.18 | just realising that there are people who are so white they can't do olives |
joshieboy
11.29.18 | Olives are shit yeah. If you've been to Italy, you'll know Italian pizza is weird compared to westernised pizza. |
artiswar
11.29.18 | I also can't do hot sauce, not black enough. |
Artuma
11.29.18 | "BBQ Chicken, Peri Peri Chicken, Satay Chicken... all great pizzas haha"
what in the god's name are those abominations. never heard anyone put them on a pizza |
Morningrise767
11.29.18 | ^ They're great bro, try them one day. |
Artuma
11.29.18 | nah i'll stick with pineapple and ham |
Demon of the Fall
11.29.18 | 'Olives are shit yeah. If you've been to Italy, you'll know Italian pizza is weird compared to westernised pizza.'
Yeah I've been & sampled the pizzas there, nice attempt at trying to be elitist though. I can like both, there's nothing wrong with additional toppings (such as olives). |
DDDeftoneDDD
11.29.18 | "The 'm/' seems out of place, unless you're going to write a death/grind concept album about the demise of pineapple pizzas."
wouldn't that be awesome LMAO |
PatternsInTheIvy
11.29.18 | Olives taste like shit with or without pizza. >:( |
DDDeftoneDDD
11.29.18 | I like olives without pizza as an entry, but they need some seasoning with herbs and olive oil...a little smashed..that's the portuguese way X)
to pizza I often go for Funghi, Peperoni or Carbonara. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
11.29.18 | You fellas need to try chicken bacon Alfredo pizza. Best pizza ever. |
theBoneyKing
11.29.18 | Buff chick pizza is garbage |
StrikeOfTheBeast
11.29.18 | Meat lovers is a close second for best imo. |
rabidfish
11.29.18 | Onions >>>>>>>>> Mushrooms
|
butt.
11.29.18 | I really support the buffalo chicken thing. HOWEVER. There is a brewery near that makes BBQ pulled pork pizza and it is what dreams are made of. I'm drooling just thinking about it. |
Demon of the Fall
11.29.18 | pulled pork is awesome on pizza, or on most things actually |
rabidfish
11.29.18 | also olives rule. what's wrong with y'all smh |
StrikeOfTheBeast
11.29.18 | Mushrooms > Onions
Sorry onionbubs |
BeyondCosby
11.29.18 | The fact that pepperoni is so far down your list is a goddamn travesty. |
BallsToTheWall
11.29.18 | Hawaiian pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
Asdfp277
11.29.18 | hate pizza tbh |
TheGreatQ
11.29.18 | "If you've been to Italy, you'll know Italian pizza is weird compared to westernised pizza."
I've been to Italy, and went to a real pizza place with some Italians. It was pretty much the same as here in the US except better tasting. I've also went to a Dominoes in France and it tasted better Dominoes than here. |
DominionMM1
11.29.18 | 1 is 1
pineapple+bacon is 2 |
widowslaugh123
11.29.18 | Who the fuck calls cheese pizza “plain” it’s a cheese pizza |
QuinnObropta
11.29.18 | nah man it's plain pizza - a lot of pizza has cheese on it so you gotta differentiate |
Asdfp277
11.29.18 | if they all have cheese why would u call em cheese pizza |
Sinternet
11.29.18 | just had a ham, mascarpone and mushroom pizza it was good |
mifzal
11.29.18 | black olives+ artichoke+ capers + feta +parmesan
I don't know what they call it, i can't read nor spell that shit |
anat
11.29.18 | ham and mushroom is the king
tikka chicken, red onion and jalapeno close second |
Meridiu5
11.29.18 | hell yea buffalo is OP
NY style crust ofc |
hal1ax
11.29.18 | onions >>> mushrooms [2]
and pineapple on pizza is for inbreds |
RadicalEd
11.29.18 | Some of the opinions itt should be outlawed. Fuck free speech tbh. |
DDDeftoneDDD
11.29.18 | Death for those who demand pineapple on pizza! (Except girls) |
JeetJeet
11.29.18 | Nah you tripping hawaiin style pizza is fire |
DDDeftoneDDD
11.29.18 | yeah but pizza is from Italy...its not supposed to have chiken, nor shrimps nor fuckin pineapple! (pretending I'm upset here) |
RadicalEd
11.29.18 | anybody who thinks olives are disgusting deserves to be euthanized. [fix'd] |
Sinternet
11.29.18 | why not both |
hobblepot
11.29.18 | fucking fuck you you fuck |
mifzal
11.29.18 | Pineapple+banana peppers on pizza is goooood |
JeetJeet
11.29.18 | YES mifzal YES! |
Source
11.29.18 | Nice to see some fellow pineapple fans |
Source
11.29.18 | dilly dilly |
Snake.
11.29.18 | "putting chicken on a pizza is like putting steak on a pizza"
both are awesome and if you disagree just die |
widowslaugh123
11.29.18 | If I asked one of you if you wanted a slice of cheese pizza you wouldn’t be like “hurr durr which kind of cheese pizza they all have cheese.” You would know exactly what I meant. |
PatternsInTheIvy
11.29.18 | "I've been to Italy, and went to a real pizza place with some Italians. It was pretty much the same as here in the US except better tasting. I've also went to a Dominoes in France and it tasted better Dominoes than here."
Fast food usually tastes better in Europe than it does here anyway. I remember trying a McDonald's in Spain (don't worry, I also had the local food, which was amazing), and it was a million times better than in the U.S. The menu was almost completely different and had more variety, even the tea was different (I had a strawberry-peach tea that was to die for), and they also had different side dishes like cheese-filled nuggets. I also tried a Burger King in Cyprus and it was also pretty great |
sixdegrees
11.29.18 | http://www.bakingglory.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/peach-pizza.jpg |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | *cmd+f "grandma"*
0/0 results... FAIL
*cmd+f "vodka"*
0/0 results... DOUBLE FAIL
*cmd+f "margarita"*
1/1 Ars at least mentioned margarita...
ALSO onion rules way too low and pineapple pizza blows |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | People who call regular pizza "cheese pizza" probably don't have good pizza in their area
which also explains why they need to pile toppings on it to enjoy it |
sixdegrees
11.29.18 | what |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | yeah agreed Ars round cheese pizza doesn't even come close to say a grandma or margarita slice |
sixdegrees
11.29.18 | tf is a grandpa pizza |
DoofDoof
11.29.18 | The worst pizza I ever had was served in a Pizza Hut in Hong Kong - their pizza sauce isn't traditional tomato...instead it tastes exactly like cheese burgers and it's really disconcerting and in no way mixes well with the other toppings |
sixdegrees
11.29.18 | japanese pizza looks wack as well |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | http://krispypizza.com/product/grandma-pizza/
this |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | Margarita slices are the best
Grandma slices are really good, but not my preferred choice
Where are you from ZTD, like what area? |
DoofDoof
11.29.18 | so it's not even grandma flavoured? |
sixdegrees
11.29.18 | big letdown |
Sowing
11.29.18 | 1 is definitely 1
good list |
Ryus
11.29.18 | johns on bleecker >> |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | I live in central nj right now Ars not far from new york at all though, its about a 45 min drive |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | you plebs not knowing grandma slices... you haven't had pizza |
J() Alexander
11.29.18 | Onions taste like shit. Pineapple alright. |
Source
11.29.18 | Onion on pizza is good |
J() Alexander
11.29.18 | No. |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | Ah makes sense, I figured you were somewhere in the tristate area |
Source
11.29.18 | Yes |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | anyone who likes thin crust and lives near philadelphia should head over to manayunk and get a pizza from the couch tomato bistro, they have some bangin' thin crust pizza... used to work there and I miss that shit so much but yeah Jersey/New York pizza really is the best |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | I actually never had pizza in Jersey, but I'd assume it's good if it's anything like NY pizza
As much as New Yorkers like to hate on Jersey, it's not too bad... well except for the road system |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | it's good bud, Krispy Pizza is great I think they even have some locations in new york too... |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | oh god yeah I hate the highway here... |
Ryus
11.29.18 | "As much as New Yorkers like to hate on Jersey, it's not too bad... well except for the road system"
some of it is so ugly
|
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | If you're ever on Long Island check out King Umberto's in Elmont
Salvatore's in Bayshore is good too, but they go extra fancy so it's overpriced a bit, and you have to order a whole pie there |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | I'm from the Scranton area in PA originally but yeah here I am in central Jersey now |
Source
11.29.18 | There used to be a chain in my area called Alfy's Pizza. Best pizza I've ever had |
Ryus
11.29.18 | yeah but ars that would mean i'd have to go to long island ugh |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | Old Forge pizza is killer too (that's a Pennsylvania thing) but its a square pizza with a slightly sweeter tomato sauce, tastes amazing cold too |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | So is Old Forge pizza like Sicilian? |
platnum
11.29.18 | Supreme pizza is one of the best
|
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | its a bit thinner Ars |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | Oh good, I like Sicilian, but thin crust will always be better than thick crust |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | if you ever can go to that area of pennsylvania I recommend trying the meatball pizza too, that rules hard |
Source
11.29.18 | "thin crust will always be better than thick crust"
wut |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | I like both depends on how it's done really |
artiswar
11.29.18 | The crust is the best part of a pizza no matter how thick it is |
Ikarus14
11.29.18 | I like pepperoni with mushrooms and jalapeños. |
Ryus
11.29.18 | the crust is clearly the worst part |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | Sicilian can be killer but thin crust does tend to be consistently better. I don't think I've ever had a "bad" thin slice pizza in Jersey or New York |
Ikarus14
11.29.18 | And yes, thick crust with stuffed sause is bitchin'. |
widowslaugh123
11.29.18 | Thick crust is overrated |
LelandAB
11.29.18 | This thread is hilarious
Pineapple on pizza rules. |
mrdogthrow
11.29.18 | fuck everyone on this thread best combo is ham+mushroom |
Gyromania
11.29.18 | 'mushrooms' gtfo.
also pineapple on pizza is great. pizza is already kinda sweet and savoury to begin with so idk why people bitch about adding a little more sweetness to it |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | When I was in Israel i had a spinach and egg pizza that was interesting
It didn't really taste like pizza, but it looked like it and was good |
mrdogthrow
11.29.18 | probably because there wasnt any fuckin pineapple on it |
artiswar
11.29.18 | pineapple and psilocybin mushrooms are the best toppings agreed |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | bacon and goat cheese pizza is delicious too, throw some caramelized onions on... ugh so good |
Rowhaus
11.29.18 | Zombie Duck is Wolfgang Puck confirmed |
artiswar
11.29.18 | goat cheese and caramelized onions is too much disgusting filth for one sentence |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | that's WolfgangDuck to you punk! |
mrdogthrow
11.29.18 | that actually sounds really good |
ZombieToyDuck
11.29.18 | It's fucking awesome... this place is where I worked at the artisan pizzas on here all rule HARD
https://www.thecouchtomato.com/bistro-menu/ |
Ryus
11.29.18 | "goat cheese and caramelized onions is too much disgusting filth for one sentence"
these are both great |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | I love goat cheese so fucking much |
ArsMoriendi
11.29.18 | Never had it on pizza though hmmm |
Wubs
11.29.18 | Woah ive never tried pizza before |
Wubs
11.29.18 | Where should i start? |
artiswar
11.29.18 | you're not missing out on much just yeast and cancer |
anat
11.29.18 | "When I was in Israel i had a spinach and egg pizza that was interesting"
actually yes egg on pizza is a delight that i had forgotten about. i had an egg and bolognese pizza in belgium. |
widowslaugh123
11.29.18 | What’s with all the rich fucks traveling the world and trying other countries pizzas? |
onionbubs
11.29.18 | onions fuck what the hell are you all on
shoutout chicken parm pizza btw good shit |
anat
11.29.18 | check your username brah |
Tchitcherine
11.29.18 | spinach, ewe cheese, onion, garlic, chili, steak pepper, hot sauce |
schoonda
11.29.18 | Aussie is the best pizza no contest |
Wubs
11.29.18 | pancakes > |
Meridiu5
11.29.18 | check your username brah
LOL |
Source
11.29.18 | "Thick crust is overrated"
Imagine thinking this |
THVRTVVN
11.29.18 | where's none left beef ranked |
Drifter
11.29.18 | pepperoni and salami |
Snake.
11.30.18 | idk if anybody itt has said this yet but nj pizza is better than ny pizza send tweet |
ZippaThaRippa
11.30.18 | Dede you're a piece of shit |
ZippaThaRippa
11.30.18 | You don't have Veggie OR Supreme on here
no mention of artichokes
get the FUCK outta town |
Meridiu5
11.30.18 | idk if anybody itt has said this yet but nj pizza is better than ny pizza send tweet
i can vouch. ironically the best NY italian pizza is made by mexicans in New Jersey |
Dedes
12.03.18 | @zip
Had veggie pizza two days ago and can now vouch for it owning |
ZombieToyDuck
12.03.18 | i can vouch. ironically the best NY italian pizza is made by mexicans in New Jersey
lmao seriously have a place basically across the street fits this shoe to a tee, some of the best pizza all mexican cooks |
Ikarus14
12.04.18 | I've been curious as of late: what exactly is Chicago style pizza and is it any good? |
Dedes
12.04.18 | Chicago deep dish is good only if it's from a great pizzeria.
It's essentially pizza lasagna |
StrikeOfTheBeast
12.04.18 | Dudes....
lasagna pizza! |
TheSpaceMan
12.04.18 | chicago pizza is good, but it isn't pizza |
Snake.
12.04.18 | "i can vouch. ironically the best NY italian pizza is made by mexicans in New Jersey"
not even talking about those, nj has trattorias that serve some of the most genuine pies around |
TheSpaceMan
12.04.18 | "and pineapple on pizza is for inbreds"
fuck you hal1ax finally found a food opinion we can't agree on |
TheSpaceMan
12.04.18 | i was driving to jersey once and my phone i had GPS on died and i had no charger on me, so i stopped in a pizza shop and asked to use a charger for a bit so i can get to where i was going, and ended up ordering one of the best small pies i've ever had |
TheSpaceMan
12.04.18 | just a life story of mine lol |
Minushuman24
12.04.18 | 1 is 1 fuck yea |
RadioheadIsOverrated
12.04.18 | I have no shame in admitting I like Pineapple |
StrikeOfTheBeast
12.04.18 | Dude...pineapple pizza rules. People are all like "that doesn't belong on a pizza," and I'm thinking to myself, "What the fuck do you think tomatoes are you stupid cow?" |
Coast
12.04.18 | Pineapple is good but consuming copious amounts of it doesn’t improve the taste of semen...don’t tell her that tho. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
12.04.18 | @Coast Yeah life hacks life that don't work. A good diet plan can make it less salty if not by a whole lot. |
Coast
12.04.18 | Yes a good diet can make it have less of a ‘pungent stench’ m/ |
StrikeOfTheBeast
12.04.18 | bahahahaha Good one. m/ |
