Sharkattack: Who is the best reviewer?

RippingCorpse1986 05.27.18	Fuck yeah Mark Prindle. Really enjoy reading his Yes and Rush reviews. Also his reviews of Judas Priest's British Steel and American Life by Madonna are legendary. I also used to read George Starostin. His old reviews site is a cool time capsule, even more than this site's interface.
Papa Universe 05.27.18	The Melon, of course.
JJKeys 05.27.18	Melon is a hack who gave Narkopop a light 2
Papa Universe 05.27.18	What a hack. Should have been a strong 1.
DadKungFu 05.27.18	Anyone who has ever written a music review should be guillotined tbh
BREAKDOWNS 05.27.18	acad
SharkTooth 05.27.18	Anyone who has ever breathed oxygen should be guillotined tbh
Papa Universe 05.27.18	Anyone who ever guillotined should write a music review
Wildcardbitchesss 05.27.18	Guillotined write music anyone ever should a who review
Wildcardbitchesss 05.27.18	And melon doesn't like Deftones he can eat shit
Papa Universe 05.27.18	he's vegan, so shit is basically his whole diet
JayEnder 05.27.18	Xenophanes is a really good writer.
Papa Universe 05.27.18	CompostCOmpote
Sowing 05.27.18	There's a ton of great writers on this site but my favorite will always be Chan. Robin was/is good too. Right now I'm high on Blush. Pretty much anyone on staff though is good and there's a number of overlooked user reviewers.
Sharkattack 05.27.18	Oh shit ripping never heard George Starostin but seems like he knows his stuff
brainmelter 05.27.18	Anyone who uses this site should be guillotined[5]
JayEnder 05.27.18	Agreed
Papa Universe 05.27.18	should guillotines play music as they go down?
RippingCorpse1986 05.27.18	''Oh shit ripping never heard George Starostin but seems like he knows his stuff'' Yeah I remember raging at his ratings/opinions on many progressive rock bands, particularly Jethro Tull and Van der Graaf Generator. His reviews are a bit more serious and long than Mark's, but he has had his comical moments like his review of Calling All Stations by Genesis (looool ''Banksynths''). He also used to have a weird-as-fuck rating system. Despite that, I still love his old site and reviews.
brainmelter 05.27.18	Tristan is pretty damned great at writing uni too, he a reviewing machine
Brostep 05.28.18	I forget who else has been here long enough to remember thecreative0ne but definitely him
budgie 05.28.18	mongi is my favorite for sure, maybe manosg second
Gnocchi 05.28.18	That brostep guy was pretty legit
Koris 05.28.18	sowing, deviant., claire, brostep, jade, chad bowar, eduardo rivadavia, nocte, mark prindle, and some others of course
unclereich 05.28.18	Bitchfork
SAPoodle 05.28.18	Chan ftw
Dewinged 05.28.18	There are a good number of magicians on this site. Blush, Sowing, insomniac, butcher, Chamberbelain, Uni, Divaman, Doofus, Conmaniac, Wines, Tristan, Soccer, Clavier, Nocte are the ones I enjoy reading the most. And I probably forgot someone. Edit: I totally forgot Gonzo and Verdant. Oh brah.
Conmaniac 05.28.18	cheers dewi, go ahead and add yourself to that list (:
Koris 05.28.18	Con and Blush are gr8 too
Dewinged 05.28.18	Oh yeah I enjoy reading my reviews too, it's like smelling your own fart.
Papa Universe 05.28.18	All y'all who mentioned me, yee darlings.
Sevengill 05.28.18	IcyLily
pizzamachine 05.28.18	There’s too many great reviewers to choose
Koris 05.28.18	@dewi: I wouldn't consider myself that good, but thanks man
Papa Universe 05.28.18	yeah you are
Papa Universe 05.28.18	also, butcherboy, claire, verdant, Tristan indeed, MarsKid (may not be the greatest of all of them times, but the guy has a way with words and straightforwardness), Connie and Dew
Koris 05.28.18	Shit, yeah, forgot to add Verdant to my list
Sharkattack 06.01.18	No offense to reviewers here but ain’t no one on this site the best reviewer