splinter
05.01.18 | 11 is actually true |
TheSonomaDude
05.01.18 | check the devil wears prada and emmure for some hilarious song names
"You Can't Spell Crap Without 'C'" |
RippingCorpse1986
05.01.18 | ''Satan Is Real'' and ''Vaginal Born Evil''.
These songs are not ''core kids'' stuff tho. |
RippingCorpse1986
05.01.18 | Loool whose alt is this? |
hal1ax
05.01.18 | har har har |
Royl123
05.01.18 | Scene kid lol last time I heard that was like 10 yrs ago. Anyway some of these titles are actually funny |
splinter
05.01.18 | and I am proud |
splinter
05.01.18 | nothing to be proud of, kid |
Avagantamos
05.01.18 | why do multiple bands have songs about tabs of mescaline? mescaline has a dose of 300+ mg which would not fit on blotter paper |
Skoop
05.01.18 | No anal cunt renders list moot |
Papa Universe
05.01.18 | Alien Sex Fiend - Sample My Sausage |
osmark86
05.01.18 | Iwrestledabearonce - tastes like kevin bacon |
Demon of the Fall
05.01.18 | I think you should restrict this to good music only, makes it way tougher...
mclusky - The Difference Between Me & You Is I'm Not On Fire
mclusky - Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues
65daysofstatic - Install A Beak In The Heart That Clucks Time In Arabic |
unclereich
05.01.18 | DRAGGGGGGINNNNN DEAD BODIES UPPPP REALLLLLY STEEEEEEP HILLLLLS |
osmark86
05.01.18 | Mclusky rules agrd |
Demon of the Fall
05.01.18 | I messed up initially, not only did I spell it wrong, I attributed one of their songs to Liars when I was thinking of 'Mr you're on fire Mr' |
osmark86
05.01.18 | Not to self, be erect by half past 10. |
cold
05.01.18 | Basically almost any song from:
The Blood Brothers ("Junkyard J. Vs. The Skin Army Girlz [High Fives, LA Hives])
Heavy Heavy Low Low (Vaginal Blood And Consruction Paper Cigarettes)
The Fall Of Troy (We Better Learn To Hotwire A Uterus)
Dance Gavin Dance (Surprise! I'm From Cuba, Everyone Has One Brain) |
osmark86
05.01.18 | Aaaah the blood brothers. What a band that was. |
cold
05.01.18 | The Blood Brothers are amazing, some of the most insane lyrics I've ever read. I swear they either just pull words out of a hat, or are super talented at ad-libs. |
osmark86
05.01.18 | A bit of both I think because some of the lyrics in the album booklets do not match with what's recorded. Always saw some beat poetry influences in them. Helluva band. |
bloc
05.01.18 | Yep, these are all terrible. I will admit 11 is clever. |
Drifter
05.01.18 | R. Kelly - Marry The Pussy |
CygnusX1
05.01.18 | Lich King's "Black metal sucks"
Fall of Troy's "F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P." (Fuck condoms premarital sex is the shit get 'em pregnant get 'em pregnant get 'em pregnant)
Most Nile songs would work too |
RippingCorpse1986
05.01.18 | ''Lich King's "Black metal sucks"''
Hahahahahaha Lich King. That fuckin song!!!
Don't forget the attack of the wrath of the war of the death of the strike of the sword of the blood...
OF THE BEAST!!! |
RippingCorpse1986
05.01.18 | And yeah, in case someone's wondering, they sing the whole thing on the chorus. |
Doctuses
05.01.18 | No anal cunt renders list moot
[2] |
Sinternet
05.01.18 | iwrestledabearonce - tastes like kevin bacon is a classic.
this takes the cake for me though https://gtugt.bandcamp.com/album/you-aint-shit-until-youve-been-shat-on
Why The Hell Did You Rape a Hooker With a Wiimote? is a classic |
ZombieToyDuck
05.01.18 | Bring Me the Horizon- No need for introductions, I've read about you on the back of toilet doors
SO SO BAD |
