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Shitty album covers

Not in any order *tips fedora*
1Razor
Decibels

This looks like something I would’ve made in high school
2William Shatner
Seeking Major Tom

pretty much what the album sounds like
3Ken
By Request Only

Hahahahahahaha
4Adam Lambert
For Your Entertainment

And he thought he was fooling people when he insisted he was straight...
5Morbid Angel
Illud Divinum Insanus

Wtf am I even looking at??? Like I can’t make out shit
6Megadeth
Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!

When you wait til the night before to start that school project
7Ted Nugent
Scream Dream

He’s screaming because he’s realized he’ll never be able to give
LIBERALS the finger again
8Metallica
Reload

Blood and piss. At least the blood and cum on Load’s cover looks kinda cool. This just looks like a shitty lava lamp
9Metallica
Hardwired... to Self-Destruct

20 years later and they’re still making awful album art
10The Rolling Stones
Dirty Work

The Wiggles?
11Prince
Prince

When you tell your ugly friend that they’re good looking and his ego skyrockets
12Horn of the Rhino
Grengus

You stare at it intensely trying to figure out wtf you’re even looking at and then you realize you’ve been staring at a demonic goat cock for the last half hour
13Cryptopsy
Once Was Not

Looks good from a distance until you examine it up close and realize it looks like a kid drew it
14Anthrax
Fistful of Metal

Lol
15Deftones
Around the Fur

There was a common trend among modern rock bands where they put ugly lesbian looking women on their covers. They’re all bad, but this one is the worst.
16Blood on the Dance Floor
Evolution

...
17Korn
Untitled

Korn purposely left the album untitled because they “wanted fans to come up with third own album name”. Years later, it’s still called Untitled, either because korn fans are very uncreative or because this art looks like complete shit
18Konstriktor
Prelude To Death

Cute
19Sum 41
Does This Look Infected?

No it looks like a shitty album cover
20Overkill
I Hear Black

Another one of those album covers where you have no idea what you’re looking at...like maybe it’s from inside some cathedral and you’re looking down onto the streets below???
21Slayer
Repentless

Wow how edgy
22Black Sabbath
Forbidden

Looks like a sketch you’d see inside a middle schoolers notebook
23Zombie Testicles
Zombie Testicles

This shit doesn’t count
24Urn
Dawn of the Devastation

Spider snowman
25Autopsy
Shitfun

Honestly wtf were they thinking
26Digger (DE)
Stronger Than Ever

Terminator Donald Duck???
27Earth
Pentastar: In The Style Of Demons

Nothing screams “doom” then a fucking muscle car on a white background
28Wolf
Wolf

Aardvark
29Whitesnake
Lovehunter

I bet they thought this was real cool when the first saw it
30Gorguts
From Wisdom to Hate

Not necessarily a bad cover in its own right, but it’s definitely lazy that they just zoomed in on a section of Obscura’s album art and recycled it as the new album. Like imagine if the album after Ride The Lightning was just the electric chair zoomed in to take up the whole cover, or if the album art for Individual Thought Patterns was just the face of the skeleton from Human but zoomed in. It’s just lazy.
31Crowbar
Equilibrium

Excellent album but this is like artwork you do when you’re a high school band and have just discovered photoshop.
32Slade
Keep Your Hands Off My Power Supply

This looks like an image ripped out of a Nintendo or Nickelodeon magazine from the 90’s. Radical!
33Butthole Surfers
Electriclarryland

Looking at this album cover makes me cringe
34Pooh Man
Funky As I Wanna Be

Shaquille O’Neal being shat out of a woman’s ass...
35Weezer
Hurley

I like the idea of some fat ugly neckbeard dude’s face taking up the entire album cover. Like was this some sort of fan competition and the winner got his face on the cover? Or was he just the bouncer everyone in the band liked?
36Nein/11
Hipsters

"Who Used My 'In An Aeroplane Over The Sea' Vinyl As
A Frisbee?”
37Pantera
Metal Magic

How did I forget this one? It’s the epitome of high school notebook doodle artwork.
38Robert Pieculewicz
Speed Limit

Gotta go faaaaaaaaaaaaaast
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