DarkSideOfLucca
02.03.18 | I feel like this list would include more hip hop if I didn't feel so fucking white. |
BlackwaterPork
02.03.18 | Me and my girl like some heavy shit so we’ve done it to some unusual stuff that just comes on our playlists
Weirdest one was definitely concubine |
Papa Universe
02.03.18 | her screams are usually the best soundtrack.. |
DarkSideOfLucca
02.03.18 | Damn dude, that's awesome - I have been with a couple of metalheads, but never really been in a relationship with any. |
Trebor.
02.03.18 | what the fuck is this shit bro throw on some trip hop |
brainmelter
02.03.18 | yeah man where the vibess at |
Papa Universe
02.03.18 | mayhem, i cannot help it. i dont know what to do, help me.. |
Papa Universe
02.03.18 | he was doing it all the time and i started picking it up |
Papa Universe
02.03.18 | i know, its weird.. he also doesnt use apostrophes or question marks, does he.. |
DarkSideOfLucca
02.03.18 | Dude my friend ends every fucking text with a "..." and I always think he's mad at me |
butcherboy
02.03.18 | hallo.. stop copying me..
!!! |
brainmelter
02.03.18 | yeah.. no matter the context the butcher does this.. |
Papa Universe
02.03.18 | but it always fits well to anything, doesn't it? it is not too strict and final as a fullstop, but also not as ambiguous as an ellipsis. |
CalculatingInfinity
02.03.18 | "but other than that this is good ol' sexy time material"
...wut? |
DarkSideOfLucca
02.03.18 | wut not |
onionbubs
02.03.18 | snide remarks |
CalculatingInfinity
02.03.18 | How would sex to music even work anyway? I'd find it really off putting. |
Papa Universe
02.03.18 | you accomodate the beats, duh |
CalculatingInfinity
02.03.18 | But that's not only hard to do but it kills the whole spontaneous nature of it. |
brainmelter
02.03.18 | 'but it always fits well to anything, doesn't it?'
bwaha yes, it's great actually. so not to steal butcher's shtick, if ever conversing with either of you best believe I'm going to do that.. |
DarkSideOfLucca
02.03.18 | "How would sex to music even work anyway? I'd find it really off putting."
Lmao you don't have to thrust along to the riffs dude. Background music, bro. |
CalculatingInfinity
02.03.18 | I was gonna say if you did that to Meshuggah's I you'd probably end up in hospital with a penile fracture. |
butcherboy
02.03.18 | the master plan is to gather you all in one room and then rub off on you all proper.. obviously.. |
wham49
02.03.18 | I lost my virginity to Siamese Dream, fits in well with these selections |
Papa Universe
02.03.18 | right, i'm off to pilgrim in south asia |
SCREAM!
02.03.18 | Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf was pretty solid |
SCREAM!
02.03.18 | Also I swear, Ashes Against the Grain works in every situation, this one included |
CalculatingInfinity
02.03.18 | Queens have some pretty gud sex jams.
"Ashes Against the Grain works in every situation, this one included"
Try it, I'd like to know the results. |
SCREAM!
02.03.18 | Speaking from experience my friend |
DarkSideOfLucca
02.03.18 | SCREAM, bro I thought we weren’t gonna talk about that night in public man
I was drunk |
Koris
02.03.18 | Vespertine |
Koris
02.03.18 | Little Dragon |
BlackwaterPork
02.03.18 | I've banged to the lodge by agalloch but not any of their more metal shit |
neekafat
02.03.18 | Having sex to Lullabies to Paralyze is not a bad choice either imo |
sleepdirt
02.03.18 | Casa Sui
ManMan-On Oni Pond |
SpiritCrusher2
02.03.18 | I don't really care for music during sex, but yea last time I fucked it was to Rated R, and it was pretty awesome. QOTSA has ton of sexy jams. Mezzanine is amazing too, when the mood is right, but everyone knows that. |
AngryJohnny
02.03.18 | 1. Loveless
2. Loveless
3. Loveless
etc |
RippingCorpse1986
02.04.18 | Omg this thread
Outcast could be adequate
''In my wildest dreams... you are mine
And your weakest spot I will find...'' |
RippingCorpse1986
02.04.18 | Some atmoblack/postblack stuff could work too, I guess... |
rodrigo90
02.04.18 | A girl I met in a chat years ago told me that she had sex with muse's showbiz. |
rodrigo90
02.04.18 | Or origin of symmetry I can't remember. |
BlazinBlitzer
02.04.18 | Angelic 2 the Core is perfect. |
ffs
02.04.18 | Various Ape Screeches And Hoots Narrated By David Attenborough |
Spluger
02.04.18 | Good list. Bookmarked just in case I ever get the chance |
Royl123
02.04.18 | This list ain't sexy lol |
someguest
02.04.18 | Cryptopsy - Orgiastic Disembowelment |
someguest
02.04.18 | I think you mean FULL NELSON. |
rodrigo90
02.04.18 | If you're referring to the limp bizkit song, IT RULZ |
brainmelter
02.04.18 | if you guys really try to fuck a bitch put on Gnaw their Tongues |
rodrigo90
02.04.18 | He fucks with hurt in the background? DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN |
AnimalsAsSummit
02.04.18 | love deluxe |
Astral Abortis
02.04.18 | Having sex to music is pretty terrible. What's the point? |
RippingCorpse1986
02.04.18 | Fuckin Rodrigo ruined the page |
Koris
02.04.18 | you must be fun at parties, snox |
Astral Abortis
02.04.18 | I don't fuck people during parties so I fail to see the correlation |
Koris
02.04.18 | That's the best kinda setting right there. Makes the atmosphere quite electric |
Astral Abortis
02.04.18 | I prefer a personal and intimate setting.
I go to parties to socialise, see friends and meet new people. |
rodrigo90
02.04.18 | Sorry ripping corpse but it was actually how I felt. |
someguest
02.04.18 | Snox has a butthole fingering only policy for parties. |
Drifter
02.04.18 | I'm not old enough to have sex yet |
Astral Abortis
02.04.18 | @someguest: no, I save that for the sex as well. No sex acts at parties policy for me. |
someguest
02.04.18 | Damn. You are a buzzkill.
lmao |
Astral Abortis
02.04.18 | What can I say, I'm old fashioned. |
DarkSideOfLucca
02.04.18 | "No sex acts at parties policy for me."
This might be the lamest policy in the universe. Did you go to college? |
Rolling Girl
02.04.18 | You can't go wrong with Ween
Or Tanya Tagaq |
Astral Abortis
02.04.18 | "This might be the lamest policy in the universe. Did you go to college?"
No, but the idea of "college parties" isn't one that appeals to me either. My kind of parties are about 10-20 friends and acquaintances hanging around talking, playing games, and listening to good music at an acceptably medium volume. People can drink if they like - I don't. There's no random sex with each other during, or in anyone's room. It's just a social event.
Sex is a personal thing. One-nighters in general are terrible, which tends to be the party sex appeal. |
SpiritCrusher2
02.04.18 | one-nighters suck indeed. actually, what happens after them sucks, the process of getting there is super exciting. |
Astral Abortis
02.04.18 | There's a lot to like about the build-up to a one-night stand. But the act itself is usually lacklustre and the payoff is often awkward or boring. Because every partner you have will be so wildly different to the last, there's no way to get to know how you'll work together so you both end up with blue-balls after an average experience.
2/10 wouldn't bang again. |
someguest
02.04.18 | Sometimes you want to get laid. And sometimes you want to fuck someone who has a severe character flaw but is still attractive. |
Astral Abortis
02.04.18 | I never said I don't get it.
The end result is almost always pretty average though. And thus not entirely worth pursuing.
I've always been more a relationship-prone person anyway.
Point is, SO or ONS, sex during parties is just a waste of a party considering the sex can very much take place before or after the party with 100% of the payoff. If for some reason having sex in the same vicinity as 50 drunk people is exciting or exhilarating to you, then you're vanilla af. If you want the excitement, go do some real public sex stunts, ya weirdos. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.04.18 | well i literally could not pick a handful of albums i would be less likely to have sex to thats for sure |
JonathanHickman2004
02.04.18 | What about Radiohead - In Rainbow? |
el_newg
02.04.18 | what's that pots? you don't want to bang to the sweet sounds of Chino Moreno? wtf! |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.04.18 | I would have sex to In Rainbow(s) over any of these yes |
Aerisavion
02.04.18 | ‘Hurt gets a little TOO depressing’
Might have to give this a try and see what happens. |
someguest
02.04.18 | If she's already a crier it's worth a try. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.04.18 | When I was in grade 7 these would probably have been my sex jams
that being said i was also a virgin in grade 7 OHH |
tastepolice
02.04.18 | I'll never understand how people can fuck to music with singing, regardless of genre.
Theologian for me, best sex music. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.04.18 | ban-worthy comment at best |
AngryLittleAlchemist
02.04.18 | the juxtaposition of that avatar with this list is pr funny though |
el_newg
02.05.18 | you're fucked up |
hal1ax
02.05.18 | by sex i'm assuming u mean pumping out the partially opened, KY-filled zip-lock wedged in between your mattress and box spring |
Deathconscious
02.05.18 | The Antlers - Undersea. very regular usage out of that one. Cigarettes After Sex, Mazzy Star, Snowmine, Swarms...little bit of trip hop too. |
Astral Abortis
02.05.18 | Do you have cigarettes after sex listening to Cigarettes After Sex? |
unclereich
02.05.18 | Lots of alt j and coloring book by glassjaw |
Deathconscious
02.05.18 | "No sex acts at parties policy for me."
women have a no sex acts policy for you, so you wont need to worry about that. |
unclereich
02.05.18 | If we're being real here random sex is overrated would much rather jack off. Meet a great girl and have meaningful sex and not have to worry avout getting an std |
unclereich
02.05.18 | the process of getting there is super exciting.
Spot on thats why i always jerk it before a party |
unclereich
02.05.18 | Imagine wearing a condom and still getting herpes like my best friend because condoms dont protect against herpes |
Astral Abortis
02.05.18 | "women have a no sex acts policy for you, so you wont need to worry about that."
So clever
"If we're being real here random sex is overrated would much rather jack off. Meet a great girl and have meaningful sex and not have to worry avout getting an std"
[2] |
Astral Abortis
02.05.18 | Before I get in a relationship, I usually make sure we both go to a clinic to get tested as well because safety first my friends |
unclereich
02.05.18 | Yea thats what my girl and i did because the condom broke the first time we had sex and both secretly got tested lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.05.18 | they reduce the risk not prevent it but also she should have been on antivirals and not having sex during an outbreak soo |
DoofusWainwright
02.05.18 | If I conceive a child to the new Rhye album I still refuse to name said child Rhye.
Or Milosh. |
DoofusWainwright
02.05.18 | Ok chief |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.05.18 | name your kid doof |
DoofusWainwright
02.05.18 | That’s more a middle name IRL |
DoofusWainwright
02.05.18 | kids are born bald |
protokute
02.05.18 | trip hop???? |
Dedes
02.05.18 | Me and my girl make love to buzzfeed political videos. |
DarkSideOfLucca
02.05.18 | Jesus Christ what the heck did I miss here. This looks like it got entertaining. |
BigHans
02.05.18 | The Cure - Disentigration |
guitarded_chuck
02.05.18 | gotta put on take care by drake let them get all feely and shit, ive legit banged to that album prolly 100 times |
LeftyMcRighty
02.05.18 | Bullshit. I did some dirty nasty things to this right here in my 20s. Genitorturers - Velvet Dreams
https://youtu.be/VfgA-Qvntpw |
someguest
02.06.18 | "Imagine wearing a condom and still getting herpes like my best friend because condoms dont protect against herpes"
And you can't wear a condom on your tongue. |
unclereich
02.06.18 | Eating pussy lmao |
rodrigo90
07.09.18 | "Imagine wearing a condom and still getting herpes like my best friend because condoms dont protect against herpes"
I think your friend learnt an important lesson that day: GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. I will never get laid with a prostitute even if I'm fucking desperate, but hey I'm fine with being a virgin. |
Dissonant
07.09.18 | whitehouse - great white death |
DarkSideOfLucca
07.09.18 | I forgot this list existed
"I will never get laid with a prostitute even if I'm fucking desperate"
Damn, the shaming is real. |
Sharkattack
07.09.18 | Lol you guys have weird sex |
Deathconscious
07.09.18 | Do we? |
DarkSideOfLucca
07.09.18 | Every last one of us |