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Saw movies ranked

Rewatched all the Saw movies because I've seen every other good horror movie that I can think of
7Cannibal Corpse


Everything sucks - the characters suck, the traps suck, the everything sucks
6Cannibal Corpse

Saw VII - This movie is the campiest piece of shit ever but it knows full well what it is and it keeps the gore up. This is technically worse than 5 but I can watch this with a beer and not want to kill myself.
5Cannibal Corpse
Tomb of the Mutilated

Saw III - Some of the best traps, awesome twist ending, and that's it. The main character of this movie sucks, no one really has a choice in their traps making Jigsaw's entire point a little confusing and meh.
4Cannibal Corpse
Gallery of Suicide

Saw VI - movie rules m/
3Cannibal Corpse
The Bleeding

Saw IV - I know that this is high for some people, but I like that the practical effects actually look real in this one. This is a really brutal movie and the story isn't half bad either. The twist isn't as amazing as the first three twists, but other than that this one really holds up.
2Cannibal Corpse
Butchered at Birth

Saw II - basically Cube but with Saw traps so it's more fun. The huge muscular dude was the most cartoonish character in any movie ever filmed, but other than that I really had fun with this movie, actually. It's a lot gorier and a hell of a lot more fun than Saw 1 even if it's not as tight storywise.
1Cannibal Corpse
Eaten Back to Life

Saw - Worst acting and super fast editing are annoying as hell but this one actually has a really decent story, even if the premise is a bit unrealistic (I get that he's an engineer, but is he a fucking God?). Super fun twist, really dark atmosphere, great traps
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