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| Pink Floyd: Ranking, An Honest
You know the drill. Not too controversial this time around. | 15 | | Pink Floyd Ummagumma
At worst a failed experiment, and at best a decent album, Ummagumma features some unbearable and/or uninteresting sonic works by each band member left to his own devices. The worst is undoubtedly the one with a very long name by Waters, which is simply him making funny animal noises for five minutes, and the closest one resembling actual music is Gilmour's surprisingly good "The Narrow Way." The band themselves have disowned this time and again, and the main saving grace is a handful of very good live tracks plastered to the front of the album. 6/10 | 14 | | Pink Floyd More
Easily the most forgettable of Floyd's offerings, More nevertheless incorporated some more progessive themes that would become more essential later on in Pink Floyd's years, even if right now all the do is add up to a solid and decently listenable soundtrack album. Also, "Quicksilver" is hella lame. 6/10 | 13 | | Pink Floyd The Endless River
While little more than a greatest hits mashup of different sounds and styles that they've employed over the years, The Endless River does manage to have some engaging moments peppered throughout, even though the album serves the listener much better as contemplative background music than anything else. Not the most fitting end to one of the most acclaimed bands in history, but it's better than nothing. 6.5/10 | 12 | | Pink Floyd The Final Cut
A veritable third disc of "The Wall"'s least interesting cuts, The Final Cut encompasses everything I didn't like about Roger Waters' directorial style of Pink Floyd, down to the ridiculously pretentious lyrics, the asinine vocal inflections, and unnecessary repetition of already worked ideas. What makes the album worthwhile are the moments where the man cracks through and he's not just trying to be clever, like on the emotional title track and the lovely closer. 6.5/10 | 11 | | Pink Floyd Obscured by Clouds
While it may be another soundtrack album, Obscured by Clouds is a very solid addition to Pink Floyd's canon, adding some great jams and surprising depth. What easily could have been just a throw away record ended up being an important step in the evolution of the band, and without this album there would not the the greatness that directly followed. 7/10 | 10 | | Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason
A vastly underrated gem in the back catalogue of Pink Floyd, A Momentary Lapse of Reason benefitted from the change of vision from Waters' direction to Gilmour's. Serving as more than just an introduction to the (admittedly better) Division Bell), this album adds heaps of atmosphere to one of the most angry sounding and dark Pink Floyd albums out there. "Dogs of War" and "A New Machine" are both great tracks that best explain the direction this one took, and there is really nothing else in their discog like it. 7.5/10 | 9 | | Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets
A surprisingly mellow endeavor from a band that just spat out Piper, Saucerful acts as a "crossfade rather than a hard cut" in the words of Waters, from the Barrett-led era of the band to the Gilmour, equally relaxed and frenetic, always very engaging and intriguing. 7.5/10 | 8 | | Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother
Bolstered by the fantastic "Summer '68," Atom Heart Mother laid down the blue-print of many Floyd albums to come with a reduced track listing and the great self-titled medley which would influence later tracks like "Echoes" and "Shine on You Crazy Diamond." The album itself has some weaknesses, a couple tracks such as "Alan's Psychedlic Breakfast" push the prog a bit too far, but it's hard to see why the band has so much hate in their hearts for this album. 8/10 | 7 | | Pink Floyd The Division Bell
A triumphant return to the greatness that was once Floyd, The Division Bell improves upon Reason by addind more muscle and depth, creating at once a very unique but still very Floydian sound even with the absence of Waters. This album makes me wish for more Gilmour fronted Floyd every time I listen. 8/10 | 6 | | Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
A revolutionary psychedelic mindfuck of an album that crafted an entire genre of music before ultimately moving on to other things as they went on, Barrett's only fronted album left a huge impression on the band despite his short tenure, and the ripples could be felt throughout their whole career. But there's no doubt that this is a great album, varied and energetic, but not without its faults (a bit too much Beatles worship for my taste). 8.5/10 | 5 | | Pink Floyd The Wall
While it might be a tad be overrated, it's still one hell of an experience. Despite the sheer amount of padding and uneveness, the highs ("Comfortably Numb", "Another Brick in the Wall Pt.2") are just too high to ignore, and the vast variety and scope of the thing just adds to its level as a rock classic whether all of us are happy about it or not. Oh, and "The Trail" is absolutely bonkers. 8.5/10 | 4 | | Pink Floyd Meddle
The moment where Floyd first truly got it, Meddle was only a taste of the genius that was yet to come, but ultimately succeeds on its own with the fantastic opener and the awe-inpsiring 24-minute long medley, "Echoes," that sounds out the album. It may not be perfect, but there's something just absolutely irresistible about the record. 8.5/10 | 3 | | Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
While the album may get off to just a bit too slow of a start for my liking, there's no way in hell one could deny the brilliance that went into the composition of the album. From the heart-shattering chorus of "Us and Them" to the unstoppable groove of "Money," there's simply nothing that could stop the band creatively at this point in their career. The craziest part? They'd only get better from here. 9/10 | 2 | | Pink Floyd Animals
Much more consistent and layered than much of their work, Animals is rightfully hailed as one of the band's greatest achievements. There's just so much going on in each of the three main compositions, it's impossible to neglect any one of them as fantastic works of rock music. Even if the acoustic numbers bookending the album aren't nearly at the level of the rest of the album, they're so short it's hard to fault the album very much at all. 9/10 | 1 | | Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
The only Pink Floyd album to truly blow me away like everyone told me they would, I simply could not believe what I was hearing when I first started listening. And given that it's about 40 years since it's been released, I'd say that's a rather good sign of a timeless classic, don't you? Nothing about this album is disappointing, and genuinely every single cut off of this is outstanding. I don't think I can say that about any other album. 10/10 | |
neekafat
06.07.17 | Coldplay is better than Pink Floyd | rabidfish
06.07.17 | looooool
WYWH is boring af... 2 classic songs in it don't make it a classic.
5 is 1
2 is 2
Obscured by Clouds > division bell | DominionMM1
06.07.17 | ^loooooool | SandwichBubble
06.07.17 | Putting Ummagumma last is criminal | neekafat
06.07.17 | "5 is 1"
Lameeeeee
"Ummagumma"
Lameeeeee | neekafat
06.07.17 | It only has a 3.3 for a reason, I'm only .3 off | Minushuman24
06.07.17 | I'd honestly probably put Atom Heart Mother and Saucerful of Secrets above The Wall | lz41
06.07.17 | Outstanding list, outstanding write-up. I still don't rate #1 that much but I'm happy to concede I'm in a very small minority. | neekafat
06.07.17 | Thank you kind sir! Haha I read your soundoff, very amusing | neekafat
06.07.17 | Those two are literally neck and neck tbf, this is all personal preference, idgaf about other's opinions on my ranking | neekafat
06.07.17 | #triggered | 50iL
06.07.17 | 1 and 2 are tied tbh | neekafat
06.07.17 | You never did get me to 5 that, huh? | Divaman
06.07.17 | >Coldplay is better than Pink Floyd
Oh, the humanity! | neekafat
06.07.17 | Only being slightly sarcastic | Divaman
06.07.17 | You're just killing me here. | neekafat
06.07.17 | Objectively Pink Floyd are better | Pch101
06.07.17 | I don't know what A Momentary Lapse of Reason and The Division Bell are, but they aren't Pink Floyd.
The live part of Ummagumma is so good that it makes up for the studio disc.
More is pretty forgettable.
Wish You Were Here is at the bottom of the Holy Trinity (which includes DSOTM and Animals). The title track is more clichéd than "Stairway to Heaven" and "Have a Cigar" tries too hard. | Conmaniac
06.07.17 | nah 1 is correct | neekafat
06.07.17 | "I don't know what A Momentary Lapse of Reason and The Division Bell are, but they aren't Pink Floyd."
pleb
"The live part of Ummagumma is so good that it makes up for the studio disc."
Almost, that's why it's still a 6
"More is pretty forgettable."
Agreed
"Wish You Were Here is at the bottom of the Holy Trinity (which includes DSOTM and Animals). The title track is more clichéd than "Stairway to Heaven" and "Have a Cigar" tries too hard."
Nah, fam. It's only cliched now because everyone agrees on how brilliant it is
| neekafat
06.07.17 | Thanks Con | Pch101
06.07.17 | How is "Wish You Were Here" (the song) brilliant? It's the "Horse With No Name" of prog rock.
There is no such thing as Pink Floyd without Roger Waters.
| neekafat
06.07.17 | Waters is so pretentious tho, Final Cut is proof of what happens when no one else has any input and that album is a mess | TheSpaceMan
06.07.17 | "How is "Wish You Were Here" (the song) brilliant?"
Bro... | Muisc4Life26
06.07.17 | Awesome list, 1 is 1 for me too. | tommygun
06.07.17 | 'WYWH is boring af'
'5 is 1'
having a real tough time reconciling these two statements??????????? | Pch101
06.07.17 | Roger Waters without David Gilmour is a pompous, pretentious bore.
David Gilmour without Roger Waters is just a bore.
Put them together and it's a different story.
| Veldin
06.07.17 | Still need to listen to 7. I really enjoy Ummagumma more than most people i guess | ArtBox
06.07.17 | Fucking Richard Wright tho | Divaman
06.07.17 | >Objectively Pink Floyd are better
Whew! Now I can sleep peacefully tonight. | Rowan5215
06.07.17 | "to the ridiculously pretentious lyrics"
legitimately delet this
okay ranking though | protokute
06.07.17 | i've never liked Wish You Were Here so much. But still an excellent album.
Piper might be my personal favorite, but I think Animals and Dark Side of The Moon are their masterpieces. | guitarded_chuck
06.07.17 | not the worst ranking ever
id put atm / obc / asfos at least higher than tdb and maybe even the wall, patgod would be above the wall for sure | MO
06.07.17 | 1 and 2 are interchangeable. this is a good ranking | TheSpaceMan
06.07.17 | Worst part of this ranking is how low obscured is | neekafat
06.07.17 | @Rowan, "The Fletcher Memorial Home" is one of the most pretentious things I've ever heard
@proto those are great picks!
@guitarded, lol thanks
@MO, appreciate it! | neekafat
06.07.17 | @SpaceMan, obscured is pretty good tbh | smaugman
06.07.17 | the wall = 2.5 | Conmaniac
06.07.17 | wish you were here is one of the greatest songs of all time | neekafat
06.07.17 | [2] | neekafat
06.07.17 | The Wall = 4.5 (barely) | thefloydios
07.04.17 | I still haven't gotten around to listening to Endless River but my list right now seems really similar with a few minor differences. Awesome descriptions especially for #1, I always get excited when I talk about that album its so fucking good. I don't think the wall's overrated, I love every song!
| neekafat
08.07.17 | Thanks man, sorry I just saw this! |
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