LethalPaintball
03.21.17 | my day wasnt very fucked just boring like every other day |
Flugmorph
03.21.17 | wtf is a bleacher in that context |
Snake.
03.21.17 | that's not even a big deal
i met this girl where at her prom night there was a couple doing anal in the middle of the dance floor |
VaxXi
03.21.17 | i scored 100% on two finals so my day was very not fucked
'i met this girl where at her prom night there was a couple doing anal in the middle of the dance floor'
wtf |
Dinosaur
03.21.17 | blood on the dance floor |
Dedes
03.21.17 | Jesus man. Yeah you have to be on some pretty heavy shit for that lol. What do you even do in scenarios like that? Just turn around and pretend like it didn't happen? |
AngryLittleAlchemist
03.21.17 | My day was fine until you reminded me i'm sexless
thanks for that |
Dedes
03.21.17 | "i scored 100% on two finals so my day was very not fucked"
Holy shit man good job. What were the finals on? |
JeetJeet
03.21.17 | Every high school has a story like that. The smart ones knew that the best place to skip class and get sucked on was behind the stage of the auditorium. Pitch black when you turn off the lights. |
Dinosaur
03.21.17 | loveless |
Dedes
03.21.17 | We also had a teacher who was caught having sex with one of the teachers in the mens locker room and his wife divorced him afterwards although he somehow kept his job. That's still a much smarter place then the middle of the fucking bleachers. |
Dinosaur
03.21.17 | broken..bells |
VaxXi
03.21.17 | 'Holy shit man good job. What were the finals on?'
One was an advanced government/civics class and the other one was just in food prep/nutrition (granted, we had to remember random stuff like 'what vitamin deficiency gives you rickets' so it was a bit more difficult than you'd think). |
SteakByrnes
03.21.17 | Got back a test today that I got a 100 on, and took a midterm for Music Theory II
Pretty alright day |
Dedes
03.21.17 | Food prep? Are you planning on becoming a chef? |
Typhoon24
03.21.17 | Blow job at school seems pretty damn cool lmao
the anal at prom is hilarious and shameful |
adr
03.21.17 | broke my front tooth today so it was a pretty shitty day i guess
got it fixed tho |
JeetJeet
03.21.17 | Jesus Christ ALA. Shitty friend alert! |
Dedes
03.21.17 | its pretty funny but its just sort of pity inducing too. |
AngryLittleAlchemist
03.21.17 | Wait what? |
VaxXi
03.21.17 | 'Food prep? Are you planning on becoming a chef?'
Nah, just in high school still and needed to fill in some electives and cooking seemed fun. |
dctarga
03.21.17 | Yeah I remember being 15 and not being able to be with my gf alone at our respective houses, so public fun time it was! Mall bathrooms, high school hallways, random neighborhood parks. I'm not exactly proud, but hey whatevs ya know.
We are still together and have our own place, so that's cool. |
AngryLittleAlchemist
03.21.17 | yeah i'm so confused lol |
TheSpaceMan
03.21.17 | "wtf is a bleacher in that context"
the guy who pours bleach on the floor to sanitize schools against illnesses. I think its an american thing. |
JAV
03.21.17 | Day has been great so far.
Thanks for asking. |
JeetJeet
03.21.17 | I thought you were ALA all this time. Welp. Fuck me. |
Dedes
03.21.17 | "wtf is a bleacher in that context"
You do know what a bleacher is right? |
Snake.
03.21.17 | he's not american |
JeetJeet
03.21.17 | My bad. Put the dunce hat on me and send me to the corner of shame. I deserve it. |
Dedes
03.21.17 | I didn't know they were an american thing, my bad. |
Dedes
03.21.17 | There really just seats in the gym that are arranged sort of like shelves, like the shit you sit in at some sporting events. |
onionbubs
03.21.17 | a couple at my school regularly fucked in the hallway for like most of november
the guy got hazed a lot as a result so they stopped |
AngryLittleAlchemist
03.21.17 | "wow, i mean i like ALA but im also kinda offended"
Bro.....
bro.... |
Dedes
03.21.17 | I don't understand how people get away with this, we legit have like 6 halls monitors watching the hallways like hawks 24/7 |
Dedes
03.21.17 | Couples regularly fucking would never fly at my school |
VaxXi
03.21.17 | At our school we had some couple decide to try and get it on in the library during its busiest moments at lunch hour near the book shelves and by exposed windows. It didn't last very long. |
onionbubs
03.21.17 | "im more tripped out that bleacher is a uniquely american term tbh"
yeah kinda assumed it was a term everywhere
"I don't understand how people get away with this, we legit have like 6 halls monitors watching the hallways like hawks 24/7"
they like did it when the hallway was most crowded thinking theyd be less likely to get caught considering they were kinda surrounded in a mass of people iirc. the obvious downside with that was everyone saw it but no one bothered to report it and somehow no teacher caught them
|
neekafat
03.21.17 | Just worked security from 7AM-3PM and now am going to go to a film shoot from 5:30PM-2AM |
Dedes
03.21.17 | That's the most action you'll probably ever see in the library tbh |
AngryLittleAlchemist
03.21.17 | wait i get too aggro? oh it's fine. i thought u were saying i was stupid or something. which ... is accurate. but i'd rather be known for being angry than being stupid. i mean i'm really just living up to my name tbh |
Dedes
03.21.17 | "Just worked security from 7AM-3PM and now am going to go to a film shoot from 5:30PM-2AM" Jesus man your day is long |
Snide
03.21.17 | "Blood on the Dance Floor"
Top fucking kek |
AngryLittleAlchemist
03.21.17 | lmao maybe some day i'll check out rap |
Drifter
03.21.17 | I've had a good day so far |
UndineParty
03.21.17 | My day made me feel pretty useless and not appreciated but I guess I should expect that because I make minimum wage. It was also a grave reminder I'll have to struggle through everything and probably be treated like shit but not even sure I care. Also a reminder why I can't be social because people greatly annoy me w/e.
Feelings are lame who cares |
UndineParty
03.21.17 | Then I come on sputnik and straight males are depressed because they don't get laid lmao
Roll my eyes so hard |
neekafat
03.21.17 | "Jesus man your day is long"
Such is the life of an aspiring film maker |
DominionMM1
03.21.17 | day is un-fucked so far but still got a ways to go |
unclereich
03.21.17 | When i was in high school the girls basketball coach got caught getting head from the hottest girl in my class. Unfortunately for him she was only 15. Idk what happened to him but im sure hes in jail. The was at a catholic school btw m/ |
Tyler.
03.21.17 | Rock on |
TheSpaceMan
03.21.17 | Wait like caught mid act, or it just sorta was found out? Damn 15 is young |
Flugmorph
03.21.17 | im glad i started an identity crisis about bleachers itt |
unclereich
03.21.17 | Caught in the midst of the beej i guess it had been going on for a while and no one ever said anything |
Tyler.
03.21.17 | I attempted to kiss a girl once |
unclereich
03.21.17 | I try killing myself every day |
Snake.
03.21.17 | they couldn't get a female basketball coach? |
Deathconscious
03.21.17 | Getting tested for STDs cause it burns when i piss. Dont think its a bladder infection, the pain isnt bad enough. Got a new guitar though so im having fun with that. |
Dedes
03.21.17 | "im glad i started an identity crisis about bleachers itt"
You mean America isn't the whole world?
Fuck |
unclereich
03.21.17 | Getting tested for stds in general is so deflating. |
AngryLittleAlchemist
03.21.17 | Not as deflating as never getting tested for stds because you don't put the "s" in the "tds" |
unclereich
03.21.17 | Lmfao |
TheSpaceMan
03.21.17 | Children are the worst STD |
unclereich
03.21.17 | No bigger relief in my life than finding out i was peeing blood because of a torn urethra and not because of aids |
Dedes
03.21.17 | Adolf man I really wish you luck, you're a good enough dude. Would be terrible to see your life get fucked up but I guess just focus on guitar playing for now. Lift your spirits, you know? |
TheSpaceMan
03.21.17 | "No bigger relief in my life than finding out i was peeing blood because of a torn urethra"
I like taking things out of context |
unclereich
03.21.17 | No bigger relief in my lile than finding out i had aids |
Satellite
03.21.17 | i'm making lasagna |
Flugmorph
03.21.17 | "flug, what do you call these http://jerichostageinc.com/wp-content/gallery/bleachers/bleachers-for-250.jpg"
we call that tribüne in germany. |
Deathconscious
03.21.17 | Thanks king, my life wont be ruined though. If i do have an STD its likely chlamydia. |
Dedes
03.21.17 | How bad is chlamydia? |
Satellite
03.21.17 | std's are just battle scars for genitals. wear them with pride. |
Deathconscious
03.21.17 | You take one pill and cant have sex for a week and then youre good lol. Not bad at all. |
Deathconscious
03.21.17 | @sat hahaha. Never thought of it that way. |
Satellite
03.21.17 | yeah chlamydia is a plebe tier disease. it's the brand new of std's. |
Dedes
03.21.17 | Brand New rock get your shit out of here |
Satellite
03.21.17 | i sorta like brand new but are you seriously denying their plebe tier status?
you don't wanna do this. |
Dedes
03.21.17 | I wanna do this |
Deathconscious
03.21.17 | Im an STD virgin, gotta earn my stripes, heres hoping its aids, boys. |
Dedes
03.21.17 | Ok ill say Deja Entendu and The Devil and God Are Raging Inside me rock but the rest can be plebe tier |
Satellite
03.21.17 | if you enrolled at alt rock academy the entire first week would be devoted to brand new. |
Dedes
03.21.17 | Yeah as a whole there over hyped but those two albums (mostly the latter) are fucking brilliant so I'm ok with that |
onionbubs
03.21.17 | "Ok ill say Deja Entendu and The Devil and God Are Raging Inside me rock but the rest can be plebe tier"
daisy> |
Deathconscious
03.21.17 | [2] |
alienobserver
03.21.17 | got a blowjob at my high school's parking lot so not fucked for me i guess didn't think about how any possible onlookers would feel lmao |
TheGreatQ
03.21.17 | Someone on Reddit tried to dox me today |
Satellite
03.21.17 | that begs so many questions, not the least of which is "why do you use reddit?" |
mindleviticus
03.21.17 | eh you gotta do what you gotta do |
Deathconscious
03.21.17 | You dont have to use reddit though. |
Snake.
03.21.17 | sounds like something only a redditor could attest to |
Dedes
03.21.17 | I've never touched reddit my whole life really, but that's also because i'm too lazy to dig through giant threads. |
TheGreatQ
03.21.17 | I used to absolutely hate Reddit but I joined it a few years ago and I ended up enjoying. Only use a few subs now so it's phasing out for me. |
Satellite
03.21.17 | reddit has its uses but using it to the extent that someone's trying to dox you should probably be considered a wake-up call. |
TheGreatQ
03.21.17 | I don't use it that much, I insulted him once and he raged. |
Sinternet
03.21.17 | had a nice discussion with this qt3.14 about incontinent old people doing anal and started a new diet and exercise program this morning overall 8/10 solid day |
Sinternet
03.21.17 | also reddit is fucking terrible if you use any largish community, small communities are fine |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
03.22.17 | "incontinent old people doing anal"
Things better left unsaid... |
TheSpaceMan
03.22.17 | I bought like 4 different hot sauces while grocery shopping today, tried em all on croutons, 3/4 were tasty |
Dedes
03.22.17 | That doesn't exactly sound very good on croutons, although i'm a bitch with hot sauce anyway so I doubt i'd enjoy them. |
TheGreatQ
03.22.17 | also reddit is fucking terrible if you use any largish community, small communities are fine [2] |
Relinquished
03.22.17 | still don't see a problem with your day |
TheSpaceMan
03.22.17 | @king the croutons were on the hot sauce tbh |
Dedes
03.22.17 | It wasn't really fucked so much as fucked up lol |
Relinquished
03.22.17 | you ever seen a spontaneous sex party unfold right before you cuz apparently the vibe and comfort/alcohol levels were [just] right? |
Dewinged
03.22.17 | Holy hells guys I was gonna post about having the flu and my cat trying to rape my leg after my gf sent me to sleep in the sofa.
But all that anal stuff... |
danielito19
03.22.17 | feelin shitty about a bunch of things, dont really wanna blog about it though.
@dew whatd you do to get exiled to the couch |
Dewinged
03.22.17 | Having the flu and a paranoid gf. |
danielito19
03.22.17 | shit that blows dude. I have a cold sore rn so i can't kiss my girl either, but at least she lets me sleep with her. gl with the flu my dude |
Asdfp277
03.22.17 | i wasj ust chillin |
unclereich
03.22.17 | @relinquished lmao yea several times in fact |
Dewinged
03.22.17 | @danielito thanks man, already getting better today. |
Dedes
03.22.17 | I've been through that it definitely sucks a bit. I just eat a lot of ramen and tomato soup and that kind of helps. |
Dewinged
03.22.17 | yeah King I basically bath in ramen these days. |
neekafat
03.22.17 | My 5:30PM-2AM shoot turned into a 5:30-4:30 shoot, such is life |
neekafat
03.22.17 | "or just sneak out of the auditorium while your friend is performing in a play so that you can go behind the auditorium and get head in secret from the girl he likes, then he finds out a few weeks later and punches you in the face in a taco bell parking lot"
DED |
