rufinthefury: My girlfriend is in Germany and I am so bored

rufinthefury 03.13.17	Also BT x Rendo (410) with the song Ten Toes because UK Drill is the tits
Conmaniac 03.13.17	yeah mine is in Puerto Rico rn I feel u
talktothehead 03.13.17	you guys could get together just sayin
rufinthefury 03.13.17	Geographically me and Con are pretty close but I dunno if he could handle my trve kvlt shit.
SteveOffProbation 03.13.17	my band mates are in germany too actually so I can relate
rufinthefury 03.13.17	probably drinking fuckin apple wine I WANT SOME GOD DAMN APPLE WINE K2
Conmaniac 03.13.17	yeah ruf when we gonna meet up. hmu next time ur in town
rufinthefury 03.13.17	im in town right now for SPRING BREAK BITCHES
Dewinged 03.13.17	No Spanish dig, disappointed :(
Papa Universe 03.13.17	So Israel is in Europe now?
SitruK6 03.13.17	You need more br00tal riffz in your life tbh
Agonba 03.13.17	Nightfall m/ why no swiss digs?
Flugmorph 03.13.17	ill fuck her for you so at least she wont be bored
Dewinged 03.13.17	Damn Flug, a little bit too harsh there, nein? :/
Flugmorph 03.13.17	9! 9! 9!
guitarded_chuck 03.13.17	what are you gonna do when she breaks up with you
BigBlob 03.13.17	lot of big sausaged men in germany
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	hate to break it to ya but she def gettin the german sausage right this moment
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	less she's fugly af
BigBlob 03.13.17	even then...
guitarded_chuck 03.13.17	lOl gOod OnE GUyS
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	im serious chuck you don't know what it's like to have to worry about dudes hittin on your girl when you're not around
BigBlob 03.13.17	less she's fugly af ?
guitarded_chuck 03.13.17	what i only date dimepieces mate well since i started lifting 10 years ago and became a handsome young man ya dig
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	i kno just twisting your tit dude
BigBlob 03.13.17	dig 100% well played m8
guitarded_chuck 03.13.17	when ur an attractive person they actually want you so you dont have to worry about shit like that anyway which is why i teased him with the "what you gonna do when she breaks up with you" comment cause if you dont have your own shit going on its prob gonna happen and youre gonna be like uhmmmmmmmmmm what is my life
BigBlob 03.13.17	just cheat on her just in case she is cheating on you. its logic lads
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	Looks only go so far though Last year I was workin with a girl who was almost 10 and she was clearly besotted with me but the thickest bitch i've ever met and had the most irritating high pitched voice i've ever heard so i didn't give her a bar of it. As I'm writing this i'm overcome with regret, I should have at least opted for a fkn fwb arrangement. But every time i heard that voice or focused on the words coming out of her mouth it would immediately kill any arousal
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	a 10*
guitarded_chuck 03.13.17	yeah ee when i say attractive i just mean like a person with hobbies and a posi attitude and goals and that type of thing looks help but if you follow the above that includes being relatively healthy and fit and if youre that no matter what you rolled on the genetics dice youre going to be more attractive than the majority and will be able to land a quality mate
BigBlob 03.13.17	maybe one day I will meet 'the one' : (
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	the one is an elusive beast
elliootsmeuth 03.13.17	Girl I'm dating it going to Germany for a week on the 24th. Was going to be going with, but too expensive
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	where are all the bachelors at on this fkn pussy whiped website ?
guitarded_chuck 03.13.17	right here bitch
BigBlob 03.13.17	yo. off to USA in a few weeks. better be some dank babes
guitarded_chuck 03.13.17	theyre all a bit stocky down there
BigBlob 03.13.17	chubbers?
guitarded_chuck 03.13.17	a bit "husky"
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	in my experience the quality of the average girl was one of the lowest i've encountered; many squat, stumpy with obnoxious accents and personalities, but I met a few quality girls there too and obviously you can't generalize a population that massive. Plus they seem allured by foreigners, which funnily is not reciprocal coz in Australia they are often treated with contempt We had a few yanks come to our high school through an exchange program and their inherently brash demeanor didn't earn them many friends and ended up hanging round with each other and heading home early. Aussies aren't perfect, there are a lot of dregs here but where am i going with this
BigBlob 03.13.17	I've actually been to america 4 times before. but this will be the first time in the south. for some reason they always love my horrific scottish accent.
guitarded_chuck 03.13.17	canadians are like americans but a bit less "corpulent" im just teasing im sure there are literally dozens of cuties down there
BigBlob 03.13.17	"literally dozens" lol gr8
Calc 03.13.17	canadians are like americans but a bit less "corpulent" lol
BigBlob 03.13.17	tbh 99% of americans I have met have been super friendly and nice (apart from this total bich waitress in NYC that kicked me out a bar) if you want to meet real bastards come to scotland
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	'tbh 99% of americans I have met have been super friendly and nice (apart from this total bich waitress in NYC that kicked me out a bar)' sounds like you might possibly maybe perhaps definitely 100% have been in the wrong if you got kicked out of a bar lol canadians are like americans but a bit less "corpulent" agree except their personalities are fairly different too , Canadians seem way more modest, tolerant and just milder.
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	really there are fatties across the globe though. Australia is meant to be 1/3 obese although that seems very inflated (I assume many of them are recluses though )
BigBlob 03.13.17	"sounds like you might possibly maybe perhaps definitely 100% have been in the wrong if you got kicked out of a bar lol" forgot to tip her LOLZZZZZZ
guitarded_chuck 03.13.17	lolol thats so nyc i love nyc been three times and will be again but as an totally cliche innocent overly polite almost-hippy stoner canadian the culture is simply a spectacle to behold for my own skewed cynical entertainment
EphemeralEternity 03.13.17	im so glad theres no gratuity bullfuckingshit where I live I could only withstand a few months in the south before the 'novelty' wore off and the reality that people this credulous/parochial/bigoted/chauvinistic actually exist and worse is they look exactly like you or I
Snake. 03.13.17	TELL ALL THE GERMAN BOYS YOU MEET THAT THE CAPITALIST BOY BACK IN THE STATES THE AMERICAN BOY YOU USED TO DATE WOULD DO ANYTHING YOU SAY
Devastator 03.13.17	So are you needing porn recs or....?
rufinthefury 03.13.17	nah i discovered some nice stuff last night im good