theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | "I hate metal," Boney said. |
Drifter
03.07.17 | Same, for the most part |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | "But...I must 5 everything." |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | I have a bad feeling |
Tyler.
03.07.17 | i never loved you, dad |
Satellite
03.07.17 | "Who am I talking to?" |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | Sputnikmusic, is it one word? |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Why you never there, huh? |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.17 | Suddenly a handsome carpenter burst |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | and told us ween sucked |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | Cuz no one likes them |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | truly a brutal admission, no? |
Rolling Girl
03.07.17 | It's what you deserve, son. |
TVC15
03.07.17 | And the carpenter became female |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.17 | Fripp died from rectal failure |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | After eating too many burritos |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Your god must be cock-eyed |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | Unbeknownst, Fripp is the highlander |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | A cock-eyed god, once revealed |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | The champion of Progressive Rock! |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Corrected promptly by eye doctor |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | Twitter fawned with tweets #progpolice |
TVC15
03.07.17 | And thus light there was |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.17 | Behold! Retconning in this story |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | "In a french-ass restaurant..." |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | a basket of many unmentionables |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Eye doctor becomes new god |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | "...thou hurry my damn croissant" |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | and taketh me this world |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | And so it shall be |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.17 | The carpenter spoke to god |
TVC15
03.07.17 | No one man should have |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | All this ass to himself |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | Again, in a French-ass restaurant |
macman76
03.07.17 | macman now has staff privileges |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | macman dies of dysentery |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Asking G to be capitalized |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Ass doctor made ass German |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | Mac needs a staff to procreate |
50iL
03.07.17 | Fist me like you do... |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | so the staff went in |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | "Acquire the means to procreate!" |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | And out and in and... |
Tyler.
03.07.17 | ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | Progressive Police can navigate streams |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | Frippertronics
Frippertronic
Frippertroni
Frippertron
Frippertro |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Ars likes Megan Trainer alot |
Tyler.
03.07.17 | my dad never loved me |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Then we all stopped maybe |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | his dad never loved him |
Tyler.
03.07.17 | have you seen my dad? |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | A weapon to surpass metal gear |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Some dads are too busy |
Tyler.
03.07.17 | ill change dad, i promise |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Take your cousin to prom |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | but he would not change |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | suddenly tyler, the creator appeared |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | for he was spookynewghostfriend |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | i'm just a poor boy |
TVC15
03.07.17 | I need no sympathy cos |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | The fandango is for assholes |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | at last, boner bear arrived |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | hey that's not five words |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | and so boner bear laughed |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | i have a boner now |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | while listening to buyer's market |
Tyler.
03.07.17 | why doesnt dad love me |
TVC15
03.07.17 | I'm easy come easy go |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | skele cries about snox's hair |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Morgan you're really fucked up |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | little high little low little |
Satellite
03.07.17 | sputnik users fail creative writing |
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | doxxed yet again, sputstitution when |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Because of cartons of novocaine |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Anyway the wind blows doesn't |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Never too late to abort - Dad |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | really matter to my boner |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Really matter to me, to me |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | doxxed yet again, sputstitution when
|
Frippertronics
03.07.17 | everyone died horribly
the end |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Mama, just killed a man |
Koris
03.07.17 | My testicles, your arms, hearse |
Tyler.
03.07.17 | someone dox me please |
porcupinetheater
03.07.17 | Queen is bullshit be original |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Poke my eye out whydontcha |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Put gun against his head |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | "queen is bullshit be original"
porcupine
theater
porcupine tree
dream theater
original. |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Wanker outwanks other wankers predictably |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Pulled trigger now he's dead |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | butcher the butchered son's foreskin |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Goodbye everybody, life'd just begun |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Deals with stress by butchering |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | All Daniel day Lewis like |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | butcher the weird vagina flaps |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Now I'm throwing it away |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | because butcher's just a boy |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Think globally, act like a globe |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | thats six words fucking idiot |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | and stop butchering like boys |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Not boy, I misspelled byo |
Satellite
03.07.17 | user butcherboy fails at math |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | then you must be retarded |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | music is ok i guess |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Mama ooooooohhhhh, didn't mean to |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | It was all worth it |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | butcher you should butcher yourself |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | and then butcher boy died |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Make you cry, if I'm |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | Not Japanese no can do |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | five years
we got
five |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.07.17 | there was actually a section |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.07.17 | where this was pretty good
|
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.07.17 | it didnt last very long.
|
talktothehead
03.07.17 | as long as tvc's fortitude |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | (i'm talking about his sex) |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Fuck it the song has |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Too many lyrics damn it |
butcherboy
03.07.17 | He died from global warming |
Storm In A Teacup
03.07.17 | and then fripper fell asleep |
Conmaniac
03.07.17 | what a day it's been |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.17 | I believe in Mr. Grieves |
talktothehead
03.07.17 | cracck crack crackkity jones wuwuw |
tre
03.07.17 | I M G A Y |
theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | I'm proud of you, boys |
theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | Doof, a racecar, a food |
Feather
03.07.17 | "Better than expected" she said |
theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | and then she violently vomited |
TVC15
03.07.17 | Then became pregnant next day |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.17 | How now brown cow
quaint |
theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | The child was named Sach |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.17 | Sach was born with tinnitus |
MillionDead
03.07.17 | His favorite meal? Chief Beef. |
theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | The noise drove him insane |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.17 | Then Sach was locally institutionalized |
theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | At least he had Sputnikmusic |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.07.17 | ars is a gay man. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.07.17 | needless to say ima fan |
EphemeralEternity
03.07.17 | are you a literal fan? |
MyNameIsPencil
03.07.17 | lordepots, more like StopedLor amiright |
MyNameIsPencil
03.07.17 | i want to die alone |
MyNameIsPencil
03.07.17 | roy is loose, please run |
EphemeralEternity
03.07.17 | fuck your five world limit |
theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | Hey, that's not very nice! |
zakalwe
03.07.17 | It was all a lie |
guitarded_chuck
03.07.17 | same as it ever was |
dreamgazing
03.07.17 | The Nationalists; My favorite band. |
EphemeralEternity
03.07.17 | really gets the neurons firing |
AlexKzillion
03.07.17 | Honey I'll, grab my things |
AlexKzillion
03.07.17 | But I can't let go |
guitarded_chuck
03.07.17 | use of contractions is cheating |
EphemeralEternity
03.07.17 | My god Lorde is ugly |
Crymsonblaze
03.07.17 | Wonder if she does heroin |
theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | She certainly does pure heroin |
DoofusWainwright
03.07.17 | with South Park's Randy Marsh |
EphemeralEternity
03.07.17 | you'renotallowedtouse six words you doofus |
dbizzles
03.07.17 | and Boney Bologna strikes again! |
theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | I am the captain now |
dreamgazing
03.07.17 | EphemeralEternity's epiphany, pedestrian at best. |
theBoneyKing
03.07.17 | Give me all your money |
danielito19
03.07.17 | Page breakers deserve to die |
danielcardoso
03.07.17 | I'll make some origami honey. |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.17 | This is getting kinda old |
GuanoBumbershoot
03.07.17 | Suddenly, Trump cured every cancer |