Snide: Fuck, Marry, Dump

Snide 02.13.17	Personally, Marry Avril, Fuck Taylor, Dump Amy tbh.
Flugmorph 02.13.17	wasnt it kill, fuck, marry?
Frippertronics 02.13.17	is your taste in women as bad as your taste in music come on
Flugmorph 02.13.17	"Personally, Marry Avril" man you're disgusting
Snide 02.13.17	"is your taste in women as bad as your taste in music" Not a single one of my friends has approved of any of my serious ex-girlfriends. So I can't honestly argue against that.
cagedbutterfly 02.13.17	I'd marry Amy, fuck her, then dump her. ...that's not how the game works is it.
Frippertronics 02.13.17	might wanna find better friends then, or something idk
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	never heard of 2 but she seems to range from gorgeous to fugly methhead base on a google search, so probs kill her, marry amy and fuck avril. Did i get it right?
SandwichBubble 02.13.17	I'll give them each a handshake and then ask them politely, yet firmly to leave.
Flugmorph 02.13.17	snides taste in women is so fucking basic i cant even
brainmelter 02.13.17	it's kill one, fuck one, marry one
Snide 02.13.17	"I'll give them each a handshake and then ask them politely, yet firmly to leave." Was just watching King of the Hill the other day.
ScuroFantasma 02.13.17	Never heard of 2 but she seems to range from gorgeous to fugly methhead base on a google search, so probs kill her, marry amy and fuck avril. [2] Except I'd word it a bit kinder lol
EliteTaste 02.13.17	fuck avril, fuck taylor, fuck amy I got low standards but I don't wife hos
Snake. 02.13.17	amy lee is really not attractive tbh
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	nor should she fcuking have to be lol she's a vocalist not a victoria secret model
DinosaurJones 02.13.17	I care not for your choices, because I wish to marry Carly Rae Jepsen.
Snake. 02.13.17	yeah but it's snide so i'm pretty sure this list was because of what counted on the outside, not the bellowing pipes that amy lee has on the inside
Rolling Girl 02.13.17	Dumb Avril, fuck Taylor, and marry Amy for me.
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	it's definitely kill not dump btw. maybe this is the PG version they teach kids in primary schools , though i doubt it
JeetJeet 02.13.17	Marry Taylor of course. Fuck Avril. Throw Amy into the bushes.
DinosaurJones 02.13.17	Lol, so fuck is okay, but kill needs to be censored!
JeetJeet 02.13.17	Sarah Barthel >>> All of these ladies combined, in both the talent AND looks department tho.
teamster 02.13.17	Why these 3? Any particular reason?
Deathconscious 02.13.17	"Not a single one of my friends has approved of any of my serious ex-girlfriends." lol
TVC15 02.13.17	Kill the singer of Nickelback, Marry Avril, fuck her real quick, dump her the same night
TVC15 02.13.17	But forreal dump/kill Avril, fuck Taylor, marry Amy
Koris 02.13.17	I'd marry Avril because she deserved better than Kroeger the Ogre. Then I'd have a threesome with Taylor and Amy and then dump both
FullOfSounds 02.13.17	Taylor uses too much eye makeup
TVC15 02.13.17	"I'd marry Avril because she deserved better than Kroeger the Ogre." Lmao
kascetcadettt 02.13.17	avril lavigne is dating the singer of nickelback?
FullOfSounds 02.13.17	used to
TheEnigma 02.13.17	They're married
Deathconscious 02.13.17	Taylor looks kind of like that one singer from...i think she was from Denmark? or maybe Poland? i dont remember, she wears pentagrams and shit. cant remember her name.
FullOfSounds 02.13.17	oh last i heard, they broke up
Evreaia 02.13.17	Marry Taylor, Fuck Avril, Dump Amy. Easy. (I'll make Taylor dump that hideous make up first, she's absolutely beautiful when looking normal).
TheEnigma 02.13.17	Well fuck I don't know maybe they're divorced. They were married I'd fuck Taylor, marry Amy, dump Avril
Sevengill 02.13.17	^ second
AlexKzillion 02.13.17	Taylor Momsen has maybe the worst voice I've ever heard tbh
TVC15 02.13.17	Nice to see some users share the same opinion as me lol
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	on second thoughts i'd marry April, fuck her, kill her, fuck her, dump her corpse, exhume and fuck it monthly. Then perhaps do the same with the other 2. If I go undiscovered I don't see why I shouldn't prey on other semi irrelevant pop stars too
Sevengill 02.13.17	someone's been jamming A Little Piece of Heaven lately
Shemson 02.13.17	More to the point is Taylor not aware that there's an arrow pointing up her arse on that album cover? I dunno but that kind of mistake in photography seems Pretty Reckless.
Sevengill 02.13.17	petition to replace Amy Lee with Lzzy Hale
theBoneyKing 02.13.17	Wow this is possibly the most misogynistic I've ever seen on this site. Congratulations.
Deathconscious 02.13.17	Cant say youve lived until youve been von Nuclearraped.
TheEnigma 02.13.17	Petition to replace Taylor Momsen with Lacey Sturm and Avril Lavigne with Julie Christmas. Fuck Lzzy, marry Julie, dump Lacey
DinosaurJones 02.13.17	What do you expect on a site that has like 5 girls on it? For the record, I did not participate in the proposed query.
onionbubs 02.13.17	"What do you expect on a site that has like 5 girls on it?" That is a very liberal estimate
Shemson 02.13.17	Nobody remember Scabbia from Lacuna Coil anymore
Sevengill 02.13.17	"this is possibly the most misogynistic I've ever seen on this site" fuck Einar Solberg, marry Antti Kokko, dump Alexi Laiho there, I objectify equally.
DinosaurJones 02.13.17	Here's the shitty one though: Mustaine, Hetfield and Belladonna?
Sevengill 02.13.17	KILL EM ALL
DinosaurJones 02.13.17	NAILED IT.
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	5 seems a bit steep
ZippaThaRippa 02.13.17	"this is possibly the most misogynistic I've ever seen on this site" Is it your first day?
TheEnigma 02.13.17	^ must be
Evreaia 02.13.17	"this is possibly the most misogynistic I've ever seen on this site" Kindly fuck off.
Deathconscious 02.13.17	Lol
theBoneyKing 02.13.17	Oh wait I misinterpreted the premise of this, it's not as bad as I thought.
theBoneyKing 02.13.17	I thought it was if you had to choose to fuck, marry, AND dump one of them who would it be.
ArsMoriendi 02.13.17	Nice save Boney
Deathconscious 02.13.17	Havent you ever heard of the fuck marry kill game?
theBoneyKing 02.13.17	What do you mean "nice save"? It was a genuine misunderstanding.
theBoneyKing 02.13.17	@Adolf, no I haven't To explain myself I thought the combination of fuck, marry, and dump was bad because it's saying like "I'd use her for sex, then manipulate her emotions by marrying her then dumping her" To say I'd fuck her, I'd marry her, and I'd dump her individually is fine
ZippaThaRippa 02.13.17	Have you never played fuck/marry/kill? Are you not a human being living on this earth?
DinosaurJones 02.13.17	Real talk though, I had a huge crush on Avril for awhile.
hal1ax 02.13.17	this misogyny is an outrage!!1 how dare u think up and discuss hypothetical scenarios in which females are being dumped!! and fucked!1! i will stand for imagination chauvinism no longer
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	goddamn watch stepbrothers boney you bonehead
Deathconscious 02.13.17	Or dont and save some brain cells.
AngryJohnny 02.13.17	surely kill Avril? You'd fuck Taylor obvs and then, yeah you marry Amy by process of elimination. Any other answer is weird
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	smoke some dope after it you'll be right in fact youll probably have a surplus of braincells
wwf 02.13.17	Id definitely have sex with any of them but killing or marrying sounds too... Permanent
Storm In A Teacup 02.13.17	I hadn't heard of the Pretty Reckless or Taylor Momsen until this thread but just checked it out and that's trash dude. Snide get your fucking shit together. Fuck Avril Marry Amy Kill Taylor
UndineParty 02.13.17	I don't find amy very attractive tbqh
Storm In A Teacup 02.13.17	her body and face are attractive I think. even now.
Storm In A Teacup 02.13.17	that taylor momsen has no body at all and I'm not attracted to her face at all
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	snide didn't give us much to work with
UndineParty 02.13.17	snide didn't give us much to work with[2] Awful taste
Evreaia 02.13.17	"that taylor momsen has no body at all and I'm not attracted to her face at all" Google her without all he hideous makeup, she's pretty gorgeous that way.
Snide 02.13.17	"they're married" Were married, Chad and Avril are separated atm. Also Boney, how is this misogynistic. This is a well known game that a lot of people play, and still play to this day. With both men, and women.
theBoneyKing 02.13.17	Snide I explained that I misinterpreted the game, and even under that interpretation in retrospect misogyny wasn't really the right word.
ScuroFantasma 02.13.17	What I'm getting from this thread is that Amy is wife material and the others are interchangeable
Snide 02.14.17	Avril is too cute to not marry tbh.
JeetJeet 02.14.17	Amy Lee looks annoying. Like she'd probably write a song about me not calling her when I'm sober or some shit.
Snide 02.14.17	"not calling her when I'm sober or some shit." I see what you did there.
ZippaThaRippa 02.14.17	How is there anyone still alive that thinks Avril Lavigne is 'cute'
demigod! 02.14.17	Kill em all
demigod! 02.14.17	Butt fuck 2
EphemeralEternity 02.14.17	solid 5
LoLifant 02.14.17	Didn't expect such a stupid list from you snide. Shouldn't it be Andy Sixx all three times anyway?
Deathconscious 02.14.17	"Didn't expect such a stupid list from you snide." really?
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 02.15.17	"How is there anyone still alive that thinks Avril Lavigne is 'cute'" Cashmeoussidegirlhowbowdah. Pollo parking lot. 30 minutes.
Snide 02.15.17	Avril Lavigne is cute as fuck though. Think whatever you think about the Hello Kitty song, but the fact that she's still cute as fuck like that being 32 years old is hella something that's for sure.
Koris 11.12.21	lol
sixdegrees 11.12.21	bind, torture, kill
LeddSledd 11.12.21	Avril Lavigne is cute as fuck though. Think whatever you think about the Hello Kitty song, but the fact that she's still cute as fuck like that being 32 years old is hella something that's for sure.
Storm In A Teacup 11.12.21	This is extremely easy. Marry Avril, Fuck Amy Lee, Dump Taylor.
Koris 11.12.21	Flugmorph 02.13.17 [Report this Post] "Personally, Marry Avril" man you're disgusting
Dedes 11.12.21	Snide come back JeremiahBullfrog is not enough We need the coming of a messiah