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| EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
I HAVE AN ERECTION. IT ONLY HAPPENS 87 TIMES A DAY. STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WITNESS PENIS PERFECTION. THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
List is shuffles, except for number one, because why would I lie to you about this? | | 1 |  | Ninja Sex Party
Strawberries and Cream
EVERYBODY, SHUT UP!!
I HAVE AN ERECTION
IF JUSTICE IS BLIND, SHE'S GONNA MISS THIS DISPLAY
IT'S HARD AS STEEL, BUT AVOIDED METAL DETECTION
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
JUDGE, DON'T GIVE ME THAT ROBE, 'CAUSE THEN NOBODY COULD SEE
THIS PILLAR OF AWESOME THAT'S STICKING STRAIGHT OUT OF ME
WHO COULD ARGUE A CASE WITH SO MUCH DICK IN YOUR FACE?
PLEASE HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE | | 2 |  | Toto
Toto
HOLD THE LINE, YOU FUCKS | | 3 |  | La Dispute
Rooms of the House
But doesn't it seem a bit wasteful to you?
To throw away all the time we spend perfecting our love in close confines?
Isn't it wasteful?
And I am terrified that it doesn't feel painful to me yet
Somewhere on the top of the high rise there's a woman one the edge of a building at the ledge
And traffic's backing up on 35 | | 4 |  | The Wonder Years
The Greatest Generation
Jesus Christ
I'm 26
All the people that I graduated with
All have kids, all have wives
All have people who care if they come home at night
Jesus Christ
Did I fuck up? | | 5 |  | The Aquabats
. . . Vs. the Floating Eye of Death!
Chemical bomb, chemical bomb
Eyes melt, heads explode, everybody's dead
It won't be long, it won't be long
People gonna run around losing their heads
A river of blood, who's gonna live?
The Earth is tired of human kind
And I think this world is gonna wash up in hell | | 6 |  | Glassjaw
Our Color Green (The Singles)
She gets around with vomit on the frown
She's making the round with vomit on the frown, and I'm
Forced to fight like I'm a natural born farmer
She gets around with vomit on the frown, and I | | 7 |  | Sugarcult
Palm Trees And Power Lines
This may never start, we could fall apart
And I'd be your memory
Lost your sense of fear, feelings insincere
Can I be your memory? | | 8 |  | Blue Sky Black Death
Slow Burning Lights
I will pretend I know nothing more than the words you said
Out of trouble, I have become down enough to where I lay
The night will come | | 9 |  | Victor Wooten
Soul Circus
If I was your leader, I would do my best
To keep that residue off my chest
I would gather my congress, I wouldn't hesitate
'Cause there's a new law now, and it ain't up for debate
The good book says, as far as I can tell,
Everybody's going to Heaven or Hell | | 10 |  | a-ha
Hunting High and Low
Touch me
How can it be?
Believe me
The sun always shines on TV
Hold me
Close to your heart
Touch me?
And give all your love to me
To me | | 11 |  | The Black Mages
The Skies Above
Okay, why would you give "To Zanarkand" lyrics? It'd a beautiful instrumental song, and even given a rock/metal
makeover, it sounds great. But then you shoehorn in shitty lyrics, sung in a faux-opera style by a dude who
doesn't even know English and probably just learned how to sing the stuff you shoved in front of him. Dammit,
Nobuo, you dun goof'd. | | 12 |  | Reel Big Fish
Turn the Radio Off
She called me last night to say she loved me so
Didin't matter anymore
I said she never cared and that she never will
I'll do it all again, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THEN
AND IF I GET DRUNK, WELL I'LL PASS OUT ON THE FLOOR NOW, BABY
YOU WON'T BOTHER ME NO MORE
AND IF YOU'RE DRINKING, WELL, I GUESS WE'LL BE GOOD FRIENDs AND I'LL SAY
"I THINK I'LL HAVE MYSELF A BEER"
This one's for you, Zak bb | | 13 |  | M83
Junk
I'm lost on the sidewalk calling your name
I can't stand to see you walking away
I sleep on the concrete everything's changed
You walked off with someone new anyway
This album is so smooooooooooth, man. | | 14 |  | Flight of the Conchords
Flight of the Conchords
Caribbean (ladies)
Parisian (ladies)
Bolivian (ladies)
Namibian (lasies)
Eastern Indochinian (ladies)
Republic of Dominican (ladies)
Amphibian (ladies)
Presbyterian (ladies)
Out of sight (amazing ladies)
Late night (Hard working ladies)
Erudite (brainy ladies)
Hermaphrodite (ladyman ladies)
Oh, you sexy hermaphrodite ladyman ladies, with your sexy lady bits, and your sexy man bits too. Even you must be into you. | | 15 |  | Daft Punk
Alive 2007
Television
Rules the Nation
Television
Rules the Nation (Around the world)
Television
Rules the Nation (Around the World)
Television
Rules the Nation (Around the World) | | 16 |  | bansheebeat
Lumine
SHOUTOUT TO REV! | | 17 |  | The Used
The Used
I guess it's okay I puked the day away
I guess it's better you trapped yourself in your own way
And if you want me back
You're gonna have to ask
Nicer than that
Nicer than that! | | 18 |  | John Coltrane
Giant Steps
Smooooooooooooooooth | | 19 |  | Mogwai
Rock Action
What would you do if you say spaceships over Glasgow?
Would you fear them?
Every aircraft, every camera
Is a wish that wasn't granted | | 20 |  | The National
Boxer
I wanna hurry home to you
Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up
So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it | |
DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | Do you ever take a moment
And look up at the stars?
And think about your life
And just how stupid you are
If it makes you feel better
I'm a fucking rock star
WITH AN AMAZING PENIS | worthlessscab
11.11.16 | Den Norrne Rase ma Slakte den andre
nar blammen dunker for tungt pa var dr | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | ...Norwegian? Some kind of Scandinavian language? | InFlamesWeThrash666
11.11.16 | darkthrone lyrics probably | Snake.
11.11.16 | can't wait for spec to be jizzing all over 7 because it was on nhl 2005 | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | I know, I don't listen to nearly enough metal to be welcomed on Sputnik
Just not kvlt enough. | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | I remember 7 because it was on Burnout 3. That game was like pop-punk paradise
Fall Out Boy, New Found Glory, My Chemical Romance, Sugarcult, Rise Against, Jimmy Eat World... | Snake.
11.11.16 | we are the lazy generation | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | No more standing out liiiiine...
So tired of wasting our time
*gratuitous car crashing* | adr
11.11.16 | definitely not gonna read this yea | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | I know, reading is hard and your time is super valuable. That's why we're all on Sput. | Mephistopheles
11.11.16 | "...Norwegian? Some kind of Scandinavian language?"
he is saying that Skyrim belongs to the Nords and redguards need to be murdered | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | Yo, son, that's racist. Thanks, TRUMP.
I usually played an Argonian. Because, you know, Dinosaur. | worthlessscab
11.11.16 | the lizard people, I don't trust them but I'd take em any day over the filthy scheming stealing khajiit | AtomicWaste
11.11.16 | Played as an orc. I named him Jimmy. | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | I named my Argonian Lizard Wizard and made sure he only fought with magic ever.
I wish that was an original idea, but I'm not smart enough to come up with that. | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | THIS IS ONE TRICKY DICK THAT CANNOT BE IMPEACHED | Devastator
11.11.16 | But who is the Unicorn Wizard? | Dewinged
11.11.16 | I played as a filthy imperial. Ninja sex party is really breaching my defenses, will have to listen. Other than that, healthy penis. | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | The Unicorn Wizard is pretty rad, but I'm more a fan of his sidekick, Princess Handjob | mindleviticus
11.11.16 | you spent probably half an hour of your life making this post. think about that | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | Thought about it. I'm all right with my decision. If you're trying to make me feel bad about talking about music I enjoy, what are you doing on a music website?
TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR, BREH. | Devastator
11.11.16 | RIDING FOR JUSTICE ON A COMET OF STARS!!!! | mindleviticus
11.11.16 | you should feel bad | mindleviticus
11.11.16 | jk good list | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | Damn, I wish it was almost lunch time.
I'm hungry, but kind of thirsty too, and you know how you can kind of eat and drink soup at the same ti--LET'S GO!! | Devastator
11.11.16 | My Wand casts a spell that will light up the door and the Wand is my junk and the door is your face | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | My horn is my strength and my strength is my power
And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick. | TheTripP
11.11.16 | Hey Dinosaur rawr ;) :* | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | Rawr indeed :]
Aw, snap, are you the one that agreed to bep my benis? | TheTripP
11.11.16 | ohhhh yeahhhhhh bepbebpebpbepbep | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | Oh jeepers, where should I complete? | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | Foreal though, I'm really hungry. WTF, I ate breakfast at my usual time. | TheTripP
11.11.16 | I didn't eat breffest but lunch is right around the curnur | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | I got .5 hours to go. I'm just gonna drink a ton of water to try and tide myself over.
Heh.
Tide.
Water.
GEDDIT?
(there is no semblance of a joke or pun here) | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | AW YISS. TIME TO CONSUME | TheTripP
11.11.16 | EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MY BOY EAAAAAAAAAAAAAT | DinosaurJones
11.11.16 | I feel better now. | Kompys2000
11.11.16 | Did you eat the ultimate sandwich? | Storm In A Teacup
11.11.16 | what was your username originally | DinosaurJones
11.12.16 | Me? I've always been DinosaurJones, Storm. Since I joined back in '07
THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH?
IT'S A SHIT TON OF CHICKEN ON A DICKLOAD OF HAM
AN EXPLOSION OF CLAMS
TOP THAT FUCKER WITH YAMS
NOW JUST ADD PANTHER, BEAR MEAT, AND DUCK
AND YOU'VE GOT A SANDWICH THAT I'D LIKE TO FUCK
...I mean eat.
...what? | brainmelter
11.12.16 | decent list | Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.12.16 | you need to stop doing this | DinosaurJones
11.12.16 | You need to accept that this is okay. And I accept that you think I have shit taste :] | Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.12.16 | it has nothing to do with your taste and everything to do with you being fucking insufferably obnoxious | GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
11.12.16 | Art Angels is such a good fucking album. | DinosaurJones
11.12.16 | In what way? Mostly what I've just done is post lyrics. I can stop typing in caps if that would help.
Or do you happen to find most lists obnoxious? | olivianigma
11.12.16 | i love this. marry me | DinosaurJones
11.12.16 | Oh, goodness, I've never been proposed to before! | Storm In A Teacup
11.12.16 | I'm just going to admit it I'm ala and adolf | DinosaurJones
11.12.16 | Whoa. To what do we owe this revelation? | Storm In A Teacup
11.12.16 | Ghost found me out lol |
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