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| Friday The 13th Ranked
SPOILERS FOR PART 1 (not that it really matters...) | 12 | | Hot Action Cop Hot Action Cop
Freddy V Jason
I genuinely despise this movie, it's such a ridiculous diservice to the characters, the super edgy Post-grunge vibes, the shitty acting, it plays out like a Juggalo's wet dream and it's really hard to watch... maybe i'm being too cynical, but there are no redeeming qualities to this movie for me. | 11 | | Earshot Letting Go
Friday The 13th Jason Goes To Hell
I love the design of jason before he turns into a demonic slug parasite, but aside from that this movie is garbage. Leave the magical daggers and evil slugs out of my murderous zombie movie. | 10 | | Alice in Chains Dirt
Friday The 13th Part V
I don't know why i dislike this one so much, maybe it's the lack of Jason, the setting, and the overall vibe feeling off. But it's a genuine shame, there's an entertaining slasher beneath all of the garbage. | 9 | | Faith No More The Real Thing
JASON X
This movie would be wonderful if it didn't take itself so seriously. The premise is so bonkers and it has a fee memorable kills, but dear god this movie is terrible. Still nothing near that time the Leprachaun went to space... dear lord. | 8 | | Deftones Covers
Friday The 13th Part VIII
obligatory Berserk reference about boats. | 7 | | Ducktails St. Catherine
Friday The 13th (2009)
I honestly really enjoy this one. I think it takes itself too seriously for its own good, but it's quite brutal and entertaining for its duration. It's just really forgettable which is a shame because it has a lot of potential (not to be great, but to be a fun slasher) | 6 | | Disasterpeace It Follows
Friday The 13th Part VII
The first appearance of Kane Hodder as Jason, aside from this there isn't much to note about this entry. I have no real problems with it but it's the least memorable in my opinion. I enjoy the battle at the end between Jason and Tina at the end, and some of the kills are SPECTACULAR (the sleeping bag) but beyond that there isn't much else. | 5 | | Darling Violetta The Kill You EP
Friday The 13th Part III
Part 3 is one of the worst acted in the series, but i love the atmosphere, the kills, and the goofiness of it all. Part 3 also has one of my favorite versions of Jason. He looks very imposing (and awesome in the mask)
Fun fact: Adam Fisher's (ORBS, All Human, Fear Before) uncle Kevin played the biker who gets stabbed in the gut with a pitchfork. | 4 | | Culture Club Colour by Numbers
Friday The 13th
Part 1 used to be my favorite, but after repeated viewings, it's lost the touch it originally had. While i think it's the most engaging storywise, and is quite suspenseful, i never found Pamela Voorhees to be very engaging as a slasher villain. However i found her reveal quite shocking when i first saw it. | 3 | | Chevelle The North Corridor
Friday The 13th Part VI
Usually everyone's favorite in the series (from what i've seen) and justifiably so, it's the first Part to throw any shred of plausibility out the window, turning Jason into an unkillable monster. Part 6 has some of the best kills in the series, while not my favorite, i find myself returning frequently for some campy fun. | 2 | | True Widow Circumambulation
Friday The 13th Part II
Another underrated entry in the series. Part 2 is the last "logical" entry where it was more grounded (which means nothing considering what the story entails) it manages to be genuinely suspenseful and has one of the most frightening portrayals of Jason imo. (The sack is a personal favorite) | 1 | | Chelsea Wolfe Apokalypsis
Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter
My personal favorite in the franchise, with Crispin Glover hamming it up, the final showdown between Jason and Corey Feldman, and all of the fantastic death scenes. It gets unfairly overshadowed by part 6 in most cases. Part IV needs a Blu Ray release. Now. | |
Brabiz
10.07.16 | Pretty irrelavant, but i love the franchise and recently had a marathon | Divaman
10.07.16 | I agree with your first 3 choices. I hated the 2009 film, and I think Part III was the worst. (Remember that "terrifying" motorcycle gang?) | insanedrexl1
10.07.16 | Part IV or part VI is my favorite. Part VIII was the most disappointing one for me since I had high hopes considering the premise. | ScuroFantasma
10.07.16 | Freddy V Jason was fun as for me, and the 2009 movie was pretty cool | InfamousGrouse
10.07.16 | Been 8-9 years since I saw most of these, but as a 14 year old, pt II terrified me - shit my briefs at that scene in the darkened bedroom. It did prepare me for modern cattle prod horror though - nothing that goes BANG really gets me anymore | wham49
10.07.16 | totaly wrong dude LOL
1 F13 Original
2 F13 II
3 F13 Iv
4 F13 III
5 F13 VI
6 Jason goes to hell
7 F13 V
8 F13 VII
9 F13 remake
10 Freddie vs jason
11 jason X
12 F13 Jason takes manhattan
just a thought, but really think Manhattan needs to be last | Brabiz
10.07.16 | Jason goes to hell at number 6? NO WAY! | wham49
10.07.16 | which one of the last 6 is better, good campy one
5 maybe | Divaman
10.08.16 | I actually thought Jason X was kind of fun. But I used to watch the show "Andromeda", and the movie was pretty much Jason vs. the cast of "Andromeda" in outer space. | TedSchmosby
10.08.16 | 4 is probably my favourite too. I like Freddy vs Jason though |
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