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Storytime with Ash: Damaging Your Car At 5 MPH

Right as I was about to head on my way to band practice after an especially shitty week, I misjudged a turn in the terrible parking garage under my apartment and with another car right behind me and no room to re-position, I smeared the left side of me and my mom's fairly new (just over one-year-old) car. I sat there outside the parking garage absolutely panicked because I had never been in an "accident" before and always considered myself a careful driver, so after about a half-hour of stewing in my own guilt failing to get a hold of my mom to tell her what happened, I remembered my guitar was right there in the back seat and did the next thing that came to mind. Now obviously this cover is kind of shit. Hadn't learned the song well enough yet and was still pretty stunned by what in the big picture isn't that big of a deal. I'll find a way to laugh this off in no time, I'm sure.
1Car Seat Headrest
Teens of Denial


Vincent cover: https://theheistrevenge.bandcamp.com/track/vincent-car-seat-headrest-cover
2The Dismemberment Plan
Emergency & I


I HAD THE JITTERS
3Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me


real talk, "Limousine" and a few drunk driving accidents in my neighborhood when I entered driving school a few years ago made me afraid of getting on the roads and I'm still trying to recover from it. Pathetic, I know
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