brainmelter
05.05.16 | whats up with this shite |
MeatSalad
05.05.16 | idk dude sput doing sput thangs |
LotusFlower
05.05.16 | its our monthly tradition of killing the servers so the users ave to go outside. |
user
05.05.16 | certain lists trigger server timeouts
sixdegrees for example has the ability to wipe out sputnik for 6 hours just by making a lunch list
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climactic
05.05.16 | """"""""""servers"""""""""" |
macman76
05.05.16 | facts: it appears to happen every 2-3 weeks and it goes down for a day or two, the inability to upload artist data into the database signals that a slowdown is coming and the slowdown appears to happen gradually until the site is borderline unloadable |
MeatSalad
05.05.16 | can't conform my opinion on the new radiohead song to the rest of the userbase if the server is shitting itself |
Hawks
05.05.16 | Happens like every other week fuck. |
wtferrothorn
05.05.16 | I'm gonna do what I always do when things don't go my way
blame Radiohead |
climactic
05.05.16 | its actually just a tin can and string attached to an old router in mx's attic |
brainmelter
05.05.16 | makes sense, knew those lunch lists were bad news |
macman76
05.05.16 | the servers are the dude in the Burn the Witch video |
brainmelter
05.05.16 | blame radiohead |
Mystletainn
05.05.16 | idk but you're suspect #1 for these mishaps |
MO
05.05.16 | bitch about them more, it'll really help everyone!! |
ArsMoriendi
05.05.16 | The site has been running smoothly for me honestly. |
tempest--
05.05.16 | Vows rules |
wtferrothorn
05.05.16 | so does the golden echo |
Riviere
05.05.16 | aids |
ScuroFantasma
05.05.16 | "The site has been running smoothly for me honestly."
Same dude, apart from adding artist |
torts
05.05.16 | death to mx |
TheTripP
05.05.16 | It only gets terrible for me after 12pm, but I can't complain much since i'm on here a lot during work hours... |
ArsMoriendi
05.05.16 | I added an album to the database and it worked... if you want I can add it for you. For some reason Sputnik's servers seem to like me lol |
ArsMoriendi
05.05.16 | No luck, my laptop can't access Sputnik all of a sudden now since I tried to upload it, replying to you on my phone lol
That's weird because when I added an album earlier today it worked fine. Maybe it had something to do with your artist not being currently in the database. Like Sputnik all of a sudden lost its ability to add new artists. |
zaruyache
01.19.17 | It's been really slow for me for the last two days, with pages often not being able to load at all the first time. |
onionbubs
01.19.17 | Yea site is slow as hell rn for me too |
SandwichBubble
01.19.17 | The second you guys said something, the site began working for me again. Don't know what you did, but thank you? |
MotherFucker
01.19.17 | i know i havent been able to scold anyone for how horrible their music tastes are for the past few days its been awful |
50iL
01.19.17 | It took like 3 full minutes for Sput to load yesterday for me |
zaruyache
01.19.17 | old rule of thumb: complaining fixes things |
EphemeralEternity
03.08.17 | they're fucked. it' almost as though it's a sign that I should be focusing on my assignment not driveling shit on sputnik |
onionbubs
03.08.17 | website is complete garbo |
zakalwe
03.08.17 | The whole thing has been crippled since Row became staff.
The regime has sucked its last soul and is now toying with us plebs. They can pick and choose willie nilly and compound the hurt by shutting us down.
Basically the sput regime is the alien, hidden in the venting ducts of the web and we are that brat whasterface? Newt? You know the one who should have been face-hugged in the first 40mins of the sequel.
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DoofusWainwright
03.08.17 | But newt rhymes with cute |
guitarded_chuck
03.08.17 | when you cant procrastinate by shitposting on sputnik you can always waste time by mashing the refresh button ad infinitum |
zakalwe
03.08.17 | Walking around with one of them ridiculous missile launcher things, shitting yourself at every corner and then what bounds a long. Some brat kid. I'd go head first into the hugger.
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DinosaurJones
03.08.17 | Servers have been dipped in molasses. |
owen
03.08.17 | revenue of sponsored reviews can't carry basic servers apparently |
zaruyache
03.08.17 | oh hey it's finally working? |
EphemeralEternity
03.08.17 | hey it is too. rip unit assignment |
brainmelter
04.11.17 | uagh |
TwigTW
04.11.17 | I went outside. It was sunny and I saw a rabbit. Don't make me do that again! |
Dewinged
04.11.17 | Phew, thought I had to spend the whole day working. |
Spec
04.11.17 | When Radiohead is mentioned a certain number of times in a week the servers shut down. |
zaruyache
04.11.17 | does it still count if i say radiohead sux or is it just total comments |
brainmelter
06.15.17 | yeah |
guitarded_chuck
06.16.17 | the wiki page lol
"Site Closure
Due to outdated server hardware and poor site performance, and a general lack of motivation to make upgrades bringing the site to the 21st century, site owner Jeremy Ferwerda decided to close the site down officially on June 14, 2017." |
hikingmetalpunk
06.16.17 | keep hope alive |
zaruyache
06.16.17 | And sidenote I can barely post on articles and page 1 of reviews on mobile because ads keep popping up now that don't have an x-out button. Wth is this |
DinosaurJones
06.16.17 | I decided to come back to Sput after like 2 months of just not being around, and it consistently wouldn't load. I really thought it might have been dead for good. |
brainmelter
10.01.17 | agh |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | aghalloch |
zaruyache
10.01.17 | we back? |
hal1ax
10.01.17 | backstreet is back |
zaruyache
10.01.17 | all right! |
brainmelter
09.03.19 | it’s alive |
Source
09.03.19 | lol |
SandwichBubble
09.03.19 | It really is like it's 2017 again. |
GhandhiLion
09.03.19 | ^Yeah, J() alex has no avatar... |
MO
09.03.19 | The way it always been. Just take it |
