Spec
07.09.15 | sup |
someguest
07.09.15 | masturbated to a 1982 picture of margaret thatcher in two piece lingerie |
anydaynow
07.09.15 | Falling off a balcony wasn't one of my best moments |
Kman418
07.09.15 | someone shoved a copy of call of duty up my ass crack |
Parallels
07.09.15 | got ridiculously drunk with friend on four locos and AMFs, friend passed out at the bar at the same time i passed out in the restroom, i got carried out into the alleyway by the bouncer and they came back out to tell me they couldnt wake my friend up
and then i passed out again
we woke up together in the hospital like Rick Grimes from Walking Dead and had no idea what was going on or how we got there |
someguest
07.09.15 | parallels was the first to take public intoxication to unprecedented levels
you read it here |
Spec
07.09.15 | what the fuck is up with four lokos? we have them here but its just alcohol i think, no caffeine or anything |
Parallels
07.09.15 | they used to, thats why they got popular cause you could drink endlessly and the caffiene high kept you up |
Spec
07.09.15 | I always dug the cocaine, booze, fentanyl mix because you could just go forever.
but then you, ya know..
die. |
DominionMM1
07.09.15 | pissed on the U.S.-Mexico border while going back into tijuana after trying to score some coke from these shady mexican dudes. U.S. customs officers held me for about 30 minutes. then almost got beat up/stabbed by a few mexican pimps for throwing a beer bottle a little too close in their direction. was subsequently arrested and thrown into detox by sdpd for calling one of them a nazi.
Good times. |
Spec
07.09.15 | fuck you and your edit, my comment looked way cooler before |
Parallels
07.09.15 | :") |
BallsToTheWall
07.09.15 | Not creeping nearly enough people with my animal masks and tight purple fetish pants. |
Parallels
07.09.15 | >purple fetish pants
l-lewd |
Spec
07.09.15 | you WOULD have animal masks |
BallsToTheWall
07.09.15 | Almost 10 pairs of leggings. Once my hours go up my pairs will increase to 20. |
Spec
07.09.15 | I find myself typing in a lot of stories then deciding not to post them haha. |
Parallels
07.09.15 | must be all those True Blue spins |
Spec
07.09.15 | jamming all that papa roach damn |
idontcareaboutthis
07.09.15 | was expecting more from this list and thread |
Parallels
07.09.15 | why would you care |
Spec
07.09.15 | im waiting for other people to post brutal things so mine sort of blend in tbh |
argonaut
07.09.15 | It'll get better, I expect. |
idontcareaboutthis
07.09.15 | "why would you care"
ha nice joke pal |
Spec
07.09.15 | one of my old friends beat the shit out of me three times and i never fought back (he was bigger than me), then he banged my girlfriend so i got drunk and went to the house trying to fight him, he then ran into his room and locked the door
hope that helps |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.09.15 | what would be way funnier than any of my own party fouls is just listing all the terrible shit we have done to kenji at parties over the years Steve lmao |
Spec
07.09.15 | jesus i've heard a few of the stories, you guys are brutal |
Parallels
07.09.15 | the worst way for someone to find out you are trans
http://postimg.org/image/no8h0u5f9/ |
Spec
07.09.15 | ahahahaa
stop editing your comments im always watching you |
Tyler.
07.09.15 | 4 loko is fucking gross |
Spec
07.09.15 | when you're sixteen years old im sure taste isn't a factor |
anydaynow
07.09.15 | I threw up on a guy in an intimate setting lol |
kris.
07.09.15 | blacked out on 4 loko once and was the drunkest guy here and i thought people were talking about me while i was pissing so i punched a whole in the wall next to the toilet then i apparently (idk i dont remember a thing after the hole) sat down on the couch next to a friend, projectile vomited all over myself, and had to be carried to bed. according to some, my pants were falling off while they carried me and one of my bros saw my dick. fun times. 4 loko is the devil. |
kris.
07.09.15 | i was going through a rough patch yea |
Spec
07.09.15 | we have rockstar energy/vodka drinks here is that the same thing? cause they just make me feel sick tbh |
IronGiant
07.09.15 | like reading these because it reminds me how normal I am |
argonaut
07.09.15 | Thread's getting better, just as I predicted. |
Spec
07.09.15 | why dont you contribute then |
kris.
07.09.15 | kinda yea but not really. 4 loko is like flavored malt liquor. it tastes like shitass. it used to have caffeine/energy drink stuff in it and a few people died and the fda was like nahhhh you need to stop that so they took that out |
BallsToTheWall
07.09.15 | I miss passing out by streetlights. |
Spec
07.09.15 | ilu kris hope yer outta the rough patch |
Spec
07.09.15 | throwing up in the warm glow of the traffic lights while picking up half smoked cigarette butts> |
kris.
07.09.15 | oh yea man that was months ago thanks tho im glad you are too |
Parallels
07.09.15 | lol irongiant |
deathschool
07.09.15 | Once I had sex with a female that I didn't really love. |
deathschool
07.09.15 | "4 loko is the devil."
Hear hear |
anydaynow
07.09.15 | Lol i've seen enough uncircumsised dude on one night to last my life |
argonaut
07.09.15 | "Warm glow of the traffic lights"- very poetic.
@anydaynow, don't hear that statement every day. |
Spec
07.09.15 | I remember a user on the site pissing on a girl.. |
kris.
07.09.15 | rip andcas u are missed ha just kidding |
Spec
07.09.15 | hehe |
Spec
07.09.15 | absinthe is shit, its like all the drunk with none of the euphoria |
kris.
07.09.15 | lt were you jamming pv when it happened |
kris.
07.09.15 | good night friends |
Spec
07.09.15 | actually the dude that beat my ass up puked on top of people toilets constantly because he couldn't hold his liquor, sounds sorta familiar |
deathschool
07.09.15 | Lol. You were close enough |
argonaut
07.09.15 | @LivingThrowaway, hilarious. |
Spec
07.09.15 | well honestly once you've pooped on the seat, why on earth would you pick it up? |
Spec
07.09.15 | to write "defend pop punk" in your own shit |
Spec
07.09.15 | or "poop punk" in this case i guess |
Wolfhorde
07.09.15 | - Jumping from car to car the whole time we were on the same street on New Year's
- trying to do a grind with my inlines when I was a teenager
- having my head shaved with a razorblade for 500$ after we all got wrecked on whiskey
- starting a race in the middle of the main streets on the way back from the pub
- driving past police patrols in a shopping cart at 1 AM on another main street
- walking from one Southern Palatinate shithole to the next in the middle of the night wearing sunglasses (bet to see who'd fall into a ditch or walk into trees the most)
- diving off the roof of a "Grillhütte" (literal translation: barbecue hut), they're usually huts from small to big with open fire places we got all over the place
- Placing a bottle of mead in the fire to heat it up |
Spec
07.09.15 | see THOSE are fucking stories |
Spec
07.09.15 | i did an ecw style flip off a guys roof "through his table"
except the table didnt break which sucked |
anydaynow
07.09.15 | Almost got hyperthermia swimming in a river by my friends place |
Parallels
07.09.15 | lol ow spec that had to have hurt |
Spec
07.09.15 | I was actually totally fine the next day, just bruised and couldn't move around very well haha. |
BandNewbac
07.09.15 | Ive never been drunk / i dont go out, i have heard good things though should i try it? |
deathschool
07.09.15 | What the fuck kind of question |
Tyler.
07.09.15 | I kissed a girl once |
deathschool
07.09.15 | Wow. You're a total Slut. Hi there. |
BandNewbac
07.09.15 | I'm not a fan of the taste of alcohol. Any ways to get around that first? |
deathschool
07.09.15 | Yeah. Drink until you stop caring. |
BandNewbac
07.09.15 | I did that in geography once, teacher was hoooooooot |
deathschool
07.09.15 | Hey, middle school was a different life, okay Static? I'm not that person anymore. |
BandNewbac
07.09.15 | Is Absinthe a good place to start |
Parallels
07.09.15 | >public exposure
ew
unless youre hot, but thats different |
Parallels
07.09.15 | >gentlemen
hey wait a sec r u tryin to trigger me
http://herpderpedia.wikispaces.com/file/view/goofyc.jpeg/177066753/goofyc.jpeg |
BandNewbac
07.09.15 | I'm hot as fuck js |
Parallels
07.09.15 | lol |
Wolfhorde
07.09.15 | "pretty baller move tbh"
actually worked out better than I had expected. Sure, I had a few knicks and cuts but nothing too bad. Well, hot shower hurt for a few days but hey - easy money. |
Kman418
07.09.15 | i road on top of my friends shirtless car while he was driving through a suburban neighborhood at like 40 and screaming while he was blasting death grips |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.09.15 | "i road on top of my friends shirtless car" |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.09.15 | i road
on top of
my friends shirtless car
-kman |
deathschool
07.09.15 | Don't look. My car is naked |
argonaut
07.09.15 | Ha, classic. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.09.15 | kman we have turned a new leaf in our relationship where i am trying to not be mean to you but man i am having a real hard time right now like i am struggling so hard wow that was just like wow what a sentence bro wow |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.09.15 | i mean the shirtless car part yeah thats wow but also
i
ROAD
on top of
my friends shirtless car
-kman 2015 |
YakNips
07.09.15 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/bands/55063.jpg |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.09.15 | stop |
YakNips
07.09.15 | there is party fowl story behind that tho i just dont feel like typing it all out rn |
YakNips
07.09.15 | ive been known to get with some birds in my time |
YakNips
07.09.15 | oh shit its foul i am not sober oops |
Kman418
07.09.15 | rode on top of my friends car shirtless
i didn't sleep much last night let me live |
deathschool
07.09.15 | I just wanna liiiiivvveee |
YakNips
07.09.15 | yea but "i road on top of my friends shirtless car" is rlly funny sorry |
Wolfhorde
07.09.15 | #winning |
Kman418
07.09.15 | it was a good time though some suburban white mom yelled at me |
deathschool
07.09.15 | Oh, those suburban white moms... Always yelling at teenagers. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.09.15 | it was indeed funny |
Relinquished
07.09.15 | I got so drunk I passed out and woke up in the everglades in florida half-naked when I was 18 (just shoes, socks, and basketball shorts on)
bought some deoderant and listerine strips, wound up at one point to the beach, and made it back home a day later |
GuanoBumbershoot
07.09.15 | Tried to pass out on my buddies couch, got the spins, knew it was coming, drunk rushed to the bathroom, puked all over his lap/general willy region while he was taking a dump. I guess he just took a shower, and went back out looking for dirty hookpuss until 7 am. |
Intothepit
07.09.15 | Tied a shopping cart to the tailgate of my friend's truck and sat in the cart as we drove down a busy street. I had a blow up orca whale and a bottle of whiskey and told everyone to free willy
I took a shit in my neighbor's kid's sandbox because I swore to my friends it was a litter box for a giant cat.
Slapped this random dude at a bar with a handful of mayonnaise and told him it was cum.
Took all of this guys lawn furniture and whatnot and barricaded his front door from the outside.
And the very first time I went egging we got day drunk and egged golfers on multiple courses just to get arrested by cops who actually put in the report "Serial Golf Eggers" |
Spec
07.09.15 | legendary |
Spec
07.09.15 | "i road on top of my friends shirtless car"
wowe that one pretty much takes the cake |
danielito19
07.09.15 | serial golf eggers |
Spec
07.09.15 | They're an epidemic. |
Snake.
07.09.15 | when i saw la dispute i spilled a girl's beer down her shirt
that's about it tbh |
Spec
07.09.15 | Drinking alcohol at a La Dispute show just sounds like a suicide waiting to happen tbh. |
Relinquished
07.09.15 | sounds like something no one exciting would do |
Archelirion
07.09.15 | I got so hammered I passed out around a toilet bowl, and in the morning found out two things:
1 - I had managed to shit myself
2 - Someone had managed to work their way around me and shit in the bowl while I was cradling it. |
Wolfhorde
07.09.15 | oh I also managed to sleep in a doorframe after getting super hammered once, one of the most uncomfortable awakenings I've ever had |
Parallels
07.09.15 | >i road on top of my friends shirtless car
omg. im dying. |
Snake.
07.09.15 | i have no friends nothing in my life is exciting k |
WatchItExplode
07.09.15 | downed a 1/5 of peppermint shnapps at a football game...woke up at McDonald's with a broken phone and a half-finished fishwich...I despise fishwiches
evidently I took a tumble from the top of the stairs from the nosebleeds pinballing people all the way down |
zaruyache
07.09.15 | 5/5 good thread |
Tyler.
07.09.15 | I road on top of my friends shirtless car |
Spec
09.06.15 | that probs could have been better than half the stuff on the sputnik quotes list |
