this guy metal202
this guy metal202 logged on a few times in december or something. he left 6 comments. i found 5. |
| 1 |  | Slayer
Reign in Blood
"My friend tried to masturbate at the same tempo as Reign in Blood. The dude is tenacious, but 15 minutes in he was raining blood all over his girlfriend's freezer. She married him a year later - low self esteem or love - probably a little of each. He tried again a year or so ago with some lube and made it to 20 minutes. Still hasn't defrosted the freezer." |
| 2 |  | Kreator
Violent Revolution
"Kreator opened with violent revolution: a hand through my skull, pushed screaming into the pit as my dazed brain screamed with rage and excitement. 3.5 album? I'll put my hand through the screen and rip your brain out of your skull - got me a nice new ash tray." |
| 3 |  | Shining (NOR)
One One One
"For me the band really did not use enough time signature changes or utilise their chemistry set. It was Bluejazz, when I needed technicolor post-jazz. I wanted something that slithered lazily around my neurons and then gave me internal ECT. It tasted too much like cheddar rather than a Rogue River Blue. Despite being blue, lacks flavor." |
| 4 |  | Obituary
Inked in Blood
"Album is not as bad as some people are making out - a certain amount of hyperbole from those who are deprived of the light of the day and the warmth of another." |
| 5 |  | Jex Thoth
Blood Moon Rise
"Beguiling. Erotic and dangerous. Pass me the lighter - feel the burn in the recesses of your body. Feel an ache in your mind as her voice penetrates. Feel your body and mind twitch." |
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