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Some more really bad album artwork

I wanted to test out the new list layout, so why not do so with a topic that's near and dear to me, like crappy artwork(btw list is not ranked) also albums will continuously be added as time progresses
1Prince
Lovesexy


Prince is obligatory when it comes to lists like this
2Prince
Art Official Age


His latest album
3Heart
Dreamboat Annie
4Beck
Midnite Vultures
5The Rolling Stones
Dirty Work


the '80s were not kind to the Stones
6Iron Maiden
The X Factor


Before they came out with the N64 vomit that was Dance of Death's cover, this was the ugliest thing in their discography
7Black Sabbath
Born Again


not as bad as Seventh Star but still
8Veni Domine
Light
9Onyx
#WakeDaFucUp


"That hashtag in the title is the saddest shit I've ever seen."-HolidayKirk
10Onyx
#TurnDaFucUp


They didn't really learn anything from 9
11Pharoahe Monch
PTSD: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
12Colour Haze
To the Highest Gods We Know


If only they knew how to use Twitter
13David Bowie
Diamond Dogs


just fucking look at it, it's like the ugliest thing ever
14Leonard Cohen
Popular Problems


with age comes colorblindness I guess
15Seether
Isolate and Medicate


It's no wonder why nobody takes Seether seriously
16U2
Songs of Innocence


"especially creepy since its his son. It looks like he's about to unbutton his pants and suck his dick..."-Ars

I couldn't have said it better
17Eddie Murphy
How Could It Be


Lol Eddie quit playing you know nobody's buying the "I'm seriously heartbroken" shindig
18Mobb Deep
Hell on Earth


It's a wonder why the cover's not more infamous
19Pooh Man
Funky As I Wanna Be


Q: Why did tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A: He was looking for Pooh
20Chick Corea
The Leprechaun


at the end of the rainbow is a cauldron tinking turds which came from some Leprechaun's anus
21Melvins
Hold it In


yeah you probably should've
22Millie Jackson
Back To the S**t


There's plenty of other turds in the sewer
23Teenage Fanclub
Bandwagonesque


OMG LOOK AT ME I KNOW HOW TO USE MS PAINT
24Teenage Fanclub
Man-Made


because fingerpainting is so much more l33t than MS Paint
25Eric Clapton
Old Sock


"Wait, we don't have an album cover? how about this thing I found in my wallet? It worked for Death Grips!"
26Meshuggah
Destroy Erase Improve


l33t Photoshop skills m8
27Meshuggah
Nothing


Well it doesn't look like anything so I guess you succeeded there,

but it still looks like shit tbh
28Prince
Purple Rain


You might be wondering why this is on the list, after all, Prince is on a fucking motorbike what could possibly be crappy about that? The answer is that it's not Prince or anything in the photograph, the problem lies on what's to the left and right of the artwork. That stupid retirement-home wallpaper which completely ruins the effect that everything else was going for. Way to go Prince
29Slipknot
.5: The Gray Chapter


What the fuck is this? I see someone Stripper-dancing in a halloween costume but were you really too poor to afford poles?
30Ted Nugent
Scream Dream


nobody thinks you look attractive Ted, no put some clothes on
31bob dylan
Self-Portrait


Lol bob you're ugly
32 Kanye West
SWISH


Wow Kanye, none of your album covers 808's onwards were 'good', but this is just fucking lazy
33Ted Nugent
Love Grenade


does nudity still sell CD's these days?
34Metallica
Reload


looks as if the sun were doing a goatse on us
35Theory of a Deadman
The Truth Is...


omg were so tough we even have flames on the cover amirite?
36Black Veil Brides
We Stitch These Wounds


I got nothing, you can pretty much tell why this sucks
37OutKast
Aquemini


Andre 3000 is the only person in this who doesn't look hideous
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