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| Worst Albums By Acclaimed Metal Bands
These are some of the worst moments from some of the best metal bands. I looked for low rrratings, specifically ranything below a 2/5, even if I disagree personally. I'm sure I'm missing a rrfew, tell me.rIn no order. | | 1 |  | Metallica
St. Anger
I actually don't hate this one, mainly because I have actually listened to the entire
thing, unlike any of you. "My World" just kicks ass. | | 2 |  | Metallica
Load
"Liek, OMG, metalica leik totz sold out!!!!!!11 tis is liek pop muzic, dis soundz leik
britney spears!! lulz ;p | | 3 |  | Metallica
ReLoad
Same as above | | 4 |  | Megadeth
Risk
Okay, this one actually does suck. But, hey, it's cool when Megadeth does it, right?
They've still stayed true to their thrash roots, ey guys? Hypocrites. | | 5 |  | Black Sabbath
Forbidden
Another one I don't really hate, but the opening track, "The Illusion Of Power," is
one of the most atrocious things I've ever heard. The rest is just boring. | | 6 |  | Slayer
Diabolus In Musica
Slayer trying nu-metal. Some good tracks, some bad tracks. | | 7 | | Morbid Chapel
Illud Divinum Insanus
Marylin Manson, is that you? | | 8 |  | Entombed
Same Difference
A Swedish death metal act releasing a grunge album. Look at the review I wrote for it. | | 9 |  | Destruction
The Least Successful Human Cannonball
I haven't heard this one in years and I cant recall any specific reason on disliking it,
but I remember disliking it. Good lord, that rating is terrible. | | 10 |  | Bathory
Octagon
Sounds like Anal Cunt, but not as funny. | | 11 |  | Bad Brains
God Of Love
It's not really that bad, it's just generic reggae. The title is worse than the album
content. | | 12 |  | Celtic Frost
Cold Lake
If I remember correctly, this was just hair metal, which certainly is enough for a
critical thrashing. | | 13 |  | Queensryche
Dedicated To Chaos
It sounds like freaking Coldplay. | | 14 |  | Pantera
Metal Magic
Okay, maybe this one doesn't count, as Pantera was just a bunch of high school
juniors in a mediocre hair metal act, but 250+ people have voted for this, so... | | 15 |  | Queensryche
Frequency Unknown
The Q Gang released two massive stinkers in less than two years. | | 16 |  | Judas Priest
Demolition
I've never heard it, but all I hear about this one is complete negativity. | | 17 | | Diamond Head
What's In Your Head?
My best friend, in particular, was livid back in 2007. | | 18 |  | Cryptopsy
The Unspoken King
It's not that bad, guys. 3/5. | | 19 |  | Van Halen
Van Halen III
Halen is probably the least metal act on this list, but Jesus in a sack, this album is
awful. | | 20 | | Burzum
Daudi Baldrs
"40 minutes of a crazed neo-nazi, church burning murderer playing a toy piano." In
prison, nonetheless. | |
tempest--
05.12.14 | VHIII rules | MuhNamesTyler
05.12.14 | "Jesus in a sack"
Lol is this a phrase | mandan
05.12.14 | Nah, 4 isn't worst 'Deth. I need to listen to it more, but worse things exist.
Some shitters on here fo sho tho. | Riviere
05.12.14 | Aside from the drumming, 2 has a bunch of great tunes on it. | sapient
05.12.14 | Yeah 2, if made by another band that wasn't metal, wouldn't nearly get as much hate as it does. Momma Said is awful from it though | tempest--
05.12.14 | Mama Said rules | sapient
05.12.14 | It ain't The Outlaw Torn, that's for sure | unforgiven89
05.12.14 | Yeah, 2 and 3 are great albums. They have a few stinkers but most of the songs are great. I'd much rather listen to those albums than Kill Em' All. People say they were going mainstream but i don't remember bluesy, southern hard rock being all that popular in the 90's?
I actually like Lars' drumming on Load/Reload. It's simple but there's plenty of groove to it.
And yeah, agree with 4. I love Megadeth but the people who claim 'They stayed true to thrash while Metallica sold out' are kidding themselves. | mandan
05.12.14 | "Yeah, 2 and 3 are great albums. They have a few stinkers but most of the songs are great. I'd much rather listen to those albums than Kill Em' All."
Lololololol.
I do agree that both 'Tallica and 'Deth sold out, but I feel 'Deth held the magic a bit longer. However that's just my opinion. | Judio!
05.12.14 | "Okay, maybe this one doesn't count"
Nahhhh it counts alright, it fucking counts. | Judio!
05.12.14 | Also, why is Risk on here and not the extremely inferior Super Collider? | weedblunt
05.12.14 | unforgiven89 just stop breathing | unforgiven89
05.12.14 | "Lololololol.
I do agree that both 'Tallica and 'Deth sold out, but I feel 'Deth held the magic a bit longer. However that's just my opinion."
While i like KEA. It's very raw, James voice is almost squeaky and the lyrics are very juvenile. In terms of their first four albums, it's easily their worst. L/RL may have some stinkers as i said but i'd take the stronger songs over KEA's any day of the week.
Eh, Megadeth's last few albums have been pretty damn bad though. imo the only truly bad Metallica album is St. Anger and even then it has some pretty cool riffs and ideas scattered through out it. Megadeth's last few album's aren't as bad as St. Anger but they're just boring.
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05.12.14 | I can't decide whether 1 or 13 is worse. | DiaperMikeQuorthon
05.12.14 | they're all sexy | JoeMcSatanBalls
04.13.15 | Burzum one made me laugh | DoctorDoom
04.13.15 | I really like six and eight. Everything else sucks. | Aftertheascension
04.13.15 | I actually like 8 | DoctorDoom
04.13.15 | Don't think I have ever talked with someone that dug eight. Has a real dirty punk feel to it, an I'm all about it. | InFlamesWeThrash666
04.13.15 | Morbid Chapel ? | evilford
04.13.15 | "40 minutes of a crazed neo-nazi, church burning murderer playing a toy piano."
lol | DoctorDoom
04.13.15 | ^ best possible description for that shit record. | P0laris
05.05.18 | Cursed | Sharkattack
05.05.18 | I think 6 is kinda sick tbh |
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