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Worst Albums By Acclaimed Metal Bands

These are some of the worst moments from some of the best metal bands. I looked for low rrratings, specifically ranything below a 2/5, even if I disagree personally. I'm sure I'm missing a rrfew, tell me.rIn no order.
St. Anger

I actually don't hate this one, mainly because I have actually listened to the entire
thing, unlike any of you. "My World" just kicks ass.

"Liek, OMG, metalica leik totz sold out!!!!!!11 tis is liek pop muzic, dis soundz leik
britney spears!! lulz ;p

Same as above

Okay, this one actually does suck. But, hey, it's cool when Megadeth does it, right?
They've still stayed true to their thrash roots, ey guys? Hypocrites.
5Black Sabbath

Another one I don't really hate, but the opening track, "The Illusion Of Power," is
one of the most atrocious things I've ever heard. The rest is just boring.
Diabolus In Musica

Slayer trying nu-metal. Some good tracks, some bad tracks.
7 Morbid Chapel
Illud Divinum Insanus

Marylin Manson, is that you?
Same Difference

A Swedish death metal act releasing a grunge album. Look at the review I wrote for it.
The Least Successful Human Cannonball

I haven't heard this one in years and I cant recall any specific reason on disliking it,
but I remember disliking it. Good lord, that rating is terrible.

Sounds like Anal Cunt, but not as funny.
11Bad Brains
God Of Love

It's not really that bad, it's just generic reggae. The title is worse than the album
12Celtic Frost
Cold Lake

If I remember correctly, this was just hair metal, which certainly is enough for a
critical thrashing.
Dedicated To Chaos

It sounds like freaking Coldplay.
Metal Magic

Okay, maybe this one doesn't count, as Pantera was just a bunch of high school
juniors in a mediocre hair metal act, but 250+ people have voted for this, so...
Frequency Unknown

The Q Gang released two massive stinkers in less than two years.
16Judas Priest

I've never heard it, but all I hear about this one is complete negativity.
17 Diamond Head
What's In Your Head?

My best friend, in particular, was livid back in 2007.
The Unspoken King

It's not that bad, guys. 3/5.
19Van Halen
Van Halen III

Halen is probably the least metal act on this list, but Jesus in a sack, this album is
20 Burzum
Daudi Baldrs

"40 minutes of a crazed neo-nazi, church burning murderer playing a toy piano." In
prison, nonetheless.
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