SharkTooth: When Album Covers Go Wrong

SharkTooth 04.07.14	6 is the album that inspired this
Salvidian 04.07.14	I'm laughing so hard.
menawati 04.07.14	haha 2
forkliftjones 04.07.14	10 should have been Born Again
SharkTooth 04.07.14	not really, born again is a million times more metal than 10
menawati 04.07.14	can forgive Beck for 9 because odelay cover is so fucking awesome
TheGreatQ 04.07.14	I actually like 6's lol
SharkTooth 04.07.14	@Q 6 looks extremely sloppy even for the 80's
MeatSalad 04.07.14	Damn never noticed how bad 7 is
menawati 04.07.14	yeh 7 is a mess
SharkTooth 04.07.14	most Iron Maiden fans really need to look at it again
menawati 04.07.14	still laughing at the eddie murphy one
Salvidian 04.07.14	7 reminds me of a Taiwanese adult animation.
SharkTooth 04.07.14	@menawati you need to check the singles out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMQ3jwqH_lU
NordicMindset 04.07.14	"Now put some clothes on." lol
Pheromone 04.07.14	not even princes worst cover tbh
SharkTooth 04.07.14	it's pretty low, and I didn't want to mentally scar my readers
Salvidian 04.07.14	Also pretty bad: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/12209.jpg http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/29915.jpg http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/12221.jpg
menawati 04.07.14	that vid is pretty hilarious
SharkTooth 04.07.14	@Salvidan Yes, but as I said, I didn't want to mentally scar my readers
menawati 04.07.14	cheapest metal cover ever http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/97494.jpg
Pheromone 04.07.14	when album covers go so so right http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1035674&listid=137263
Salvidian 04.07.14	"@Salvidan Yes, but as I said, I didn't want to mentally scar my readers" Yep, which is why I posted the links. They can look if they dare. ;)
SharkTooth 04.07.14	@menawati That has its own low-budget charm, and it at least gets the message somewhat across('cause let's face it, a tank's probably the easiest way to come across as metal)
SharkTooth 04.07.14	@Pheromone The title's not even accurate for 4's cover, the artist had ONE JOB!!!
menawati 04.07.14	that old megadeth one is hard to beat for giggles, so daft it's genius http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/874.jpg
Judio! 04.07.14	1 is the greatest cover in the history of metal. When I wrote my review for Metal Magic I spent like half a paragraph talking about the cover because it is so lol.
SharkTooth 04.07.14	@menawati it's like if Ed Wood was a Mexican photographer, so glorious @Judio my entry was actually partly inspired by your review
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.07.14	on this note everyone bitching about the swans new album cover takes their swans wayyyyyy too seriously
ArsMoriendi 04.07.14	I actually like 6's lol [2] This album cover is WAY WORSE than anything on this list: http://www.theuntappedsource.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/worst-album-covers-millie-jackson.jpg
Salvidian 04.07.14	MY EYES ^
Judio! 04.07.14	Glad to be of inspiration haha, thanks Shark
RVAHC13 04.07.14	1 always reminds me of Brak from The Brak Show
laughingman22 04.07.14	7 makes me wanna puke, which is sad because the album is pretty good
Avagantamos 04.07.14	brutal truth - sounds of the animal kingdom
RVAHC13 04.07.14	NOFX - Heavy Petting Zoo
SharkTooth 04.08.14	@Avagantamos ehh, not really anything special in terms of badness, pretty average tbh @RVAHC13 It's nasty, but not necessarily a bad cover
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.08.14	1,2,3,6 and 9 are all awesome album covers
pedro70512 04.08.14	Abominog Back to the Shit
Wafflez 04.08.14	You missed Queen - A night at the opera
NordicMindset 04.08.14	What The...
scottpilgrim10 04.08.14	6 and 9 are awesome, the other covers look pretty stupid.
StallionMang 04.08.14	Midnite Vultures is way worse
emester 04.08.14	The cover from Aphex Twin's Windowlicker is fucking terrifying
SharkTooth 04.08.14	"6 and 9 are awesome" There is a REASON 9 was on the list.
SharkTooth 04.08.14	"1,2,3,6 and 9 are all awesome album covers" 1 is stupid 2 is cheesy 3 is uncomfortable to look at 6 is extremely silly And 9 should not be the cover to a Beck album
climactic 04.08.14	7 is the worst
SharkTooth 04.08.14	"Midnite Vultures is way worse" Midnight Vultures at least gives an impression of what Beck's music sounds like. NOT 9.
ArsMoriendi 04.08.14	"Back to the Shit" That's the album I linked above lol. Also 6 being extremely silly doesn't make it bad.
emester 04.08.14	heres another Autopsy- Shitfun
ArsMoriendi 04.08.14	@SharkTooth: http://d817ypd61vbww.cloudfront.net/sites/default/files/tile/image/original_63.jpg These guys fail to see your point.
SharkTooth 04.08.14	@Ars It's pretty embarrassing when your album looks like something out of Sesame Street. There also isn't any major theme other than "oooh look at the purty colors"
FearThyEvil 04.08.14	4 reminds me of an ms paint
SharkTooth 04.08.14	@Ars It's the BEATLES!! Nobody's going to let a crappy album cover get in the way of their homage.
SharkTooth 04.08.14	"Autopsy- Shitfun" I'm looking for poor execution, not shock value
ArsMoriendi 04.08.14	I liked the cover for Magical Mystery Tour enough to own a T-shirt of it. Just saying.
SharkTooth 04.08.14	For a t-shirt it's okay, but for a cd case, or vinyl......no
Nikkolae 04.08.14	that new Brutality Will Prevail album cover needs a spot here
FearTomorrow 04.08.14	7 is CGI at it's finest/worst.
SharkTooth 04.08.14	@Nikkolae That actually might be a legitimate contender
BMDrummer 04.08.14	I don't know, I like 6.
Nikkolae 04.08.14	i vote that one or the new one from Swans shark
SharkTooth 04.08.14	Swans' new one is okay, not good, but there aren't any serious problems that come up-front.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.08.14	"1 is stupid 2 is cheesy 3 is uncomfortable to look at 6 is extremely silly And 9 should not be the cover to a Beck album" in other words you take things too seriously
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.08.14	but i actually meant to put 8 not 9 9 does indeed suck
ScuroFantasma 04.08.14	I get that 9 doesn't match the music or whatever, but it's still a pretty cool cover
Azn. 04.08.14	6 is fine lol, and not because it's the Beatles
SharkTooth 04.08.14	"in other words you take things too seriously" Lol, maybe I do, but I like putting effort into my lists (:
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.08.14	fine fine
MisterTornado 04.08.14	nah 9 completely justifies the music
emester 04.08.14	The new black flag has some garbage album art
NordicMindset 04.08.14	is 9 a racoon's haed
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.08.14	all i know is that new swans album cover is great and if u disagree u can fuck off and go back to listening to your shitty The Seer
MisterTornado 04.08.14	also mellow gold is more metal than most metal albums
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.08.14	m/ellow gold
facupm 04.08.14	7 sucks agreed
Ending 04.08.14	Hahahaha I never even noticed how amateur 7 looks.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.08.14	its like xavier renegade angel/sims cgi
SharkTooth 04.08.14	"mellow gold is more metal than most metal albums" Lol'd
Uranium 04.08.14	yeah 7 sucks so bad it's like they used n64 software to make it
SharkTooth 04.08.14	"m/ellow gold"[2]
Funeralopolis 04.08.14	7 has to be the worst album cover ever
Havey 04.08.14	can someone unfeature this please thanks
tempest-- 04.08.14	I'm pretty sure Seventh Star was meant to be an Iommi solo record, and they just slapped the Sabbath name on it
Phlegm 04.08.14	gonna use 4 as an inspiration to my underground hip hop release album cover
AtomicWaste 04.08.14	Lol 3D graphics on 7. Need to give that another spin sometime soon.
djunior 04.08.14	list needs Creed- Weathered
MrSirLordGentleman 04.09.14	7 is atrocious, but the album's epic
KjSwantko 04.09.14	That Vanilla Ice record couldn't possibly have any redeeming qualities. Clearly a "I need some money, so I'll put out some bullshit and make a couple bucks" type of record.
Necrotica 04.09.14	Lovesexy is my favorite Prince cover
chemicalmarriage 04.09.14	smell the glove
SharkTooth 04.09.14	@FireLeavesLeft Mine has always been LOtUSFLOW3R
FearTomorrow 04.09.14	Wow lol I never knew 10 existed
SharkTooth 04.09.14	And nobody who did know never wanted to acknowledge its existence. There's a reason people remember Born Again as opposed to 10.
danielito19 04.09.14	since everyone's mentioning the new black flag album, i have to ask - do you people not realize that it's making fun of Green Day's recent trilogy?
Insurrection 04.09.14	7 is so bad. actually turned me off from listening to the album
FearTomorrow 04.09.14	I always wondered just what the hell was going on in the Mellow Gold cover. kinda like it tho
sleepdirt 04.10.14	I'm beginning to think there's nothing wrong with 1. Someone prove me wrong.
SharkTooth 04.10.14	1.The shitloads of pink 2.least threatening looking cat-human hybrid ever put on an album cover 3. the sheer cheesiness in the name 'Metal Magic'
sleepdirt 04.10.14	Clouds can often appear pink particularly at sunrise or sunset. Of course cat-human hybrids are not threatening. What's threatening is that this carman is holding some sort of blade. The title is more cohesive than cheesy in my eye. Cat human hybrids are not naturally occurring that I'm aware of. Nor have they been created in laboratory. That leaves only magic. Add to that the metal belt buckle and the knife... fuck I'm losing it here.
Arzakmoebius 04.12.14	I love 9. The cover and the album.
SharkTooth 04.12.14	2 good things that shouldn't have been combined
porch 04.13.14	http://assets.pledgemusic.com/assets/jpgs/e0e/566/f57/19920/original.jpg
StallionMang 04.13.14	The majority of Beck's album covers suck tbh
InbredJed 04.13.14	"ok, so i met with the artist today and I told him what we all decided. It's a human-cat-thing stalking thru the night with a sword, right? I know its SO killer! Wait! Let's make him be giving the horns with his other hand! That would be so much more brutal! I'm calling the artist back right fuckin now!"
ArsMoriendi 06.17.15	Whoop wrong list