Judio!: The Next Metal Subgenre?

Judio! 09.13.13	Here's mine: Subgenre: Farm Metal Description: Bassd off of Melodic Death Metal, but instead of one keyboard player, there are four keyboard players. Also, there are always two vocalists. One vocalist does clean, melodic singing while the other makes sheep noises in the background. Bands: Goat Dammit, Pigz, Satanic Milk Arsenal, Shredding Sheep.
NordicMindset 09.13.13	Curb Metal
PunchforPunch 09.13.13	Dub Metal, Blackened Trip-Hop, Post-Doom, Death Pop
oltnabrick 09.13.13	Here's mine: Subgenre: Farm Metal Description: Bassd off of Melodic Death Metal, but instead of one keyboard player, there are four keyboard players. Also, there are always two vocalists. One vocalist does clean, melodic singing while the other makes sheep noises in the background. Bands: Goat Dammit, Pigz, Satanic Milk Arsenal, Shredding Sheep.
oltnabrick 09.13.13	dam looks like i took urs
ethos 09.13.13	my ass on the shitter
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	Deathgaze
PunchforPunch 09.13.13	lol @ Goat Dammit and Shredding Sheep
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	Funeral Emo
Relinquished 09.13.13	"Dub Metal" Godflesh already did it
Greyvy 09.13.13	Deathgaze that sounds like the most interesting genre blending ever
Satellite 09.13.13	all metal is the same
climactic 09.13.13	wtf satty you disappear forever and thats the comment you come back with
Relinquished 09.13.13	all satellites are the same
PunchforPunch 09.13.13	deathgaze and Funeral Emo sounds gr8 actually
Relinquished 09.13.13	deathgaze probably exists people just don't know it yet
StallionMang 09.13.13	I wanna hear Blackened Trip-Hop.
SeaAnemone 09.13.13	watch out: lotta really unfunny jokes gonna be in this thread
PunchforPunch 09.13.13	EuroThrash, Death-Funk, Blackened Trance like that sea?
SputnikSweetheart 09.13.13	Well, the next subgenre already is shoegazemetal a la Deafheaven, no? If not, I can totally see something like post-doom or drone-core arise in the next couple of months
Funeralopolis 09.13.13	due to the rise in indie music and singer/ songwriter approach there'll be more bands that focus on emotion rather than sweet riffs bro, they'll try to create an actual atmosphere instead of noisy garbage and they'll be death grips.
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	deathstep actually exists already
Relinquished 09.13.13	where's rasputin when you need him to say something about this post-doom bullshit
Greyvy 09.13.13	oh god post doom really get the fuck out
JokineAugustus 09.13.13	Acoustic Brutal Death Metal
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	Post Emotional Doom Ambient. Post Emotional Doombient Transcendental Elevation Drone Martial Industrialgaze
Parallels 09.13.13	crunch metal
Relinquished 09.13.13	captain crunch metal
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	Deconstructive Anti-Melodic Sludge Metal
Relinquished 09.13.13	IDM intelligent death metal
Judio! 09.13.13	Oltna: damn, you're getting creative. Sputniksweetheart: Black Metal has always had some shoegaze in it, so I don't know if deafheaven actually started a whole new subgenre or not. Ballstothewall: Deathstep is actually a thing?!
Funeralopolis 09.13.13	vapor metal
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	Atomic Industrial Powerdoom Harsh Electronic Folknoise Cabaretian Progressive Niggermetal
Parallels 09.13.13	oh god post doom really get the fuck out [2]
oltnabrick 09.13.13	I can't wait to see what you guys come up with!
Relinquished 09.13.13	Progressive Lo-fi Tibetan Doomviolence
Perplexion 09.13.13	"Indejent", a combination of today's current indie trends like Vampire Weekend and TesseracT's progressive metal styles blended together.
PunchforPunch 09.13.13	"Cabaretian Progressive Niggermetal" lol
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	^ Nice Auschwitzian Deathkrieg Nujazz
Greyvy 09.13.13	dethphonk 2trill
oltnabrick 09.13.13	Rule: your subgenre can not have the word "core" in it.
Relinquished 09.13.13	Atmospheric Norwegian Folk Glitch
NordicMindset 09.13.13	core metal
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	James Deangaze
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	Melodic Humphrey Bogartic Drone Industrial
oltnabrick 09.13.13	and the names of some of the subgenre's bands.
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBt8fN7mJNg
Cygnatti 09.13.13	Pop djent - it's pop punk + djent obvs
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	sounds gay
Cygnatti 09.13.13	'True' pop djent - it's what happens when twy, mo, and transit fans decided they want to wank over terresect and periphery guitars
mindleviticus 09.13.13	black hop
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	Jewicidal Countrygaze
Cygnatti 09.13.13	There's no metal in that though.
Relinquished 09.13.13	there is
Spec 09.13.13	"Jewicidal Countrygaze" Can't fucking wait.
none 09.13.13	the nxt metal subgenre is mah dick in ur azz
TheSpirit 09.13.13	extreme blackened indie pop
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	POWER THRASH CUNNILINGUS
none 09.13.13	well my dick is extreme, potentially blackened...does everything independently and pops so boom
Inferis 09.13.13	Ghost Metal. A genre which combines purely ambient music with metal elements. Vocals usually really slow, low growls.
joomisy 09.13.13	power trip hop
Relinquished 09.13.13	how can it be purely ambient then have metal elements there's drone with ambient out there
evilford 09.13.13	Post-depressive suicidal Thrashstep
Acrosstheshield13 09.13.13	Core-core.
melomaniac 09.13.13	- Pubic Hair Metal: same as 80's hair metal, but musicians are naked and have fancy pubic hairstyles - Bald Metal: Rob Halford will be able to make a comeback :-)
Muisc4Life26 09.13.13	Space Metal- ambient with a thrash metal feel to it.
MisterTornado 09.13.13	Doomwave Wavecore Minimal Grind Technical Rap Rock Funeral Blues Metal Blackened Glam Rock Doom-Jazz Symphonic Noisecore Sludgegaze Deathabilly Funk Grind Dreamcore Jangle Death Medieval Math Metal Kraut Metal Progressive Emo Folk Melodic Surfcore
MMX 09.13.13	Trap Thrash - Gucci Mane x Slayer
Rawben 09.13.13	I'm down for Farm Metal guys.
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	Ratchetpowerdrone
joshuahuntkc 09.13.13	Math metal step
thespaceforthis 09.13.13	Latin DeathFunk
thespaceforthis 09.13.13	actually im working on that one, to make it an actual thing
Detritivore 09.13.13	popcore, shitcore, pisscore, cumcore, gorecore,
treeqt. 09.13.13	good metal. one can only hope.
Ovrot 09.13.13	Ovrot Riffs best genre
BallsToTheWall 09.13.13	Ovbient regressive metal
someguest 09.13.13	"Farm Metal" Cattle Decapitation has been doing it for years.
Treeman 09.13.13	how about "metal with great mass"
EyesWideShut 09.13.13	Blackened Glam
erty 09.13.13	"VEDIC DEATH METAL" its based on ancient Indian writings known as VEDAS n PURANAS, its themes are mostly the circle of life and salvation, the band that comes to my mind for this subgenre is "RUDRA" from India. here chck der song "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVvDOTxEb_Q"
melomaniac 09.13.13	Vegan Metal. If you want tomato juice, you've got it!
Winsomniac 09.13.13	Probably a carbon-infused alloy
Judio! 09.13.13	"Cattle Decapitation has been doing it for years." Same with Pig Destroyer.
Keyblade 09.13.13	"Deathgaze" omg
Grimlin 09.13.13	dickmetal cockcore penisgaze postprick powerphallus grinddong etc... i can only hope music gets this good
CrimsonLies 09.13.13	Duckcore already exists so I guess unblackened postduck slam, vegan thrash quack glam, power farmed trip hop quack metal
Amphoteric 09.13.13	Pre-Brutal Progressive Post Crabcore
ZippaThaRippa 09.13.13	Psychedeathic
reportingbird 09.13.13	mathgaze
sniper 09.13.13	white metal life metal
ResidentNihilist 09.13.13	Trash Metal; Nikki Minaj x Slayer
Greyvy 09.13.13	lil ugly mane x incantation
OhCarrots 09.13.13	electrodjent
MoosechriS 09.13.13	blackcrackdeathoopmahdoom Crack heads playing black metal with atmospheric doom sections that spontaneously break into creepy oompah sections designed to make you think about uncle Josef' basement.
MoosechriS 09.13.13	Me and my crack smoking brethren shall take over this forsaken wasteland, arise rock smoking brothers of the riff
MeatSalad 09.13.13	progressive rap metal
osmark86 09.13.13	the most metal genre of them all: nothing
aggelosm 09.13.13	blackened progressive post-punk metal
MeatSalad 09.13.13	iron
osmark86 09.13.13	graphite
PortraitsOfDecay 09.13.13	I was actually thinking of making an album that mixes black, death, and doom metal with post rock, shoegaze, and dreampop
MeatSalad 09.13.13	you act like this hasn't been done already
evilford 09.13.13	National socialist dream pop
ZippaThaRippa 09.13.13	White Metal is already a thing for whoever said that
MrElmo 09.13.13	German post-reggae hop
DikkoZinner 09.13.13	"Death-Funk" That one sounds interesting, good job.
ChuckyTruant 09.13.13	Baron Smedi?
TheVermMaremagnum 09.13.13	Vegetarian progressive grindcore or superblack metal will be the shit in the future.
TheCollectiveFacade 09.13.13	some of these sound incredible
ChuckyTruant 09.13.13	There will be blackcore soon
Hyperion1001 09.13.13	there already is
NastyCrab 09.13.13	Egg metal. Metal that is produced by individuals who eat a diet consisting only of nature's perfect food. Notable groups: Eggsistence Spoiled, Symphony Eggs, Yolk of the Unburdened, Fertilization Ritual
joshieboy 09.13.13	Porncore. Where metal music is played in the background of a great scene.
Minus. 09.13.13	Paraplegic Jazzcore, Flutecore, Barnyard sodomycore, popcore latin thrash, thrash glamcore countrygaze, folkcore glamgaze, symphonycore deathpop, Muslim deathgaze electronica, countrycore progstep, progstep emogaze death trance, post hardcore thrashpop, post thrash fuckgore, fuckgore powerpop metalcore, cornhole fuckgore grunge, grungecore nu-metal, nu-metal core popfolk
TheExodusAttack 09.14.13	Blackened Melodic Thrash Glam...
joshuahuntkc 09.14.13	Mathgaze and Math rock are like the same thing. Deathgaze could be very interesting but it's probably more on the lines of post metal. Kinda like shoegaze is really more often than not just post rock.
MisterTornado 09.14.13	"Kinda like shoegaze is really more often than not just post rock." wut
treeqt. 09.14.13	xD
melomaniac 09.14.13	I can think of several subgenres of math metal: trigonometric metal, differential geometry metal...
sputdick 09.14.13	sputdick
CrackeTheSkull 09.20.13	Organic Grass-Fed Metal
laucha1266 09.20.13	positive post-happy metal free jazzy-nopentatonic metal with some pepper on it. no instrument just full choir metal
wacknizzle 09.20.13	this thread is proof the world needs to end. so much awful trying to be funny i wanna stab myself and might do by sunday woo hoo. Wow do these comments suck, so much shame
MoosechriS 09.20.13	How about you shut the fuck up being a miserable cunt and lighten up a bit. Thread was obviously intended for fun and to have a laugh.
DotNine 09.20.13	Wow wack, take a pill. You normally don't act like this, you should have known this was just for fun.
Mister Twister 10.02.13	I had to do a project in a class using that GarageBand app and I made Industrial Symphonic Metal IT SUCKED
Judio! 10.02.13	Haha Raisehell, I gotta hear that for myself! (Yay, 700th comment!)
FrozenVain 10.02.13	fakecore
pjquinones747 10.02.13	Next metal subgenre will probably have the word "core" in it
InbredJed 01.07.14	Elite metal, you heard it here first.