DarkSideOfLucca: Teen Mom Porn?

DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	Double list, had to do it, it's been a few days
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	Farrah Abraham, that's her name, yayyyy Thanks Huffington Post, TYT and other news sources for letting me know about this
wacknizzle 05.09.13	Link plz!
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	I torrented it, pornhub has like a 5 minute clip as do other porn sites I use so I got frustrated and just went to piratebay It's pretty easy to find, it's the newest 'in' porn or whatever, apparently youporn was overflowed for a while because of all of the people trying to watch that at the same time, so you'll get quite a lot of seeders
PunchforPunch 05.09.13	gotta love preggo man m/
oltnabrick 05.09.13	I filmed it You're welcome
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	Thanks oltna
Chortles 05.09.13	lol oltan way to sell out again
KenboSlice 05.09.13	She's ugly man. Would not hit. She might have like a million std's too.
oltnabrick 05.09.13	Ye but it was kind of worth it
oltnabrick 05.09.13	@chortles
tommygun 05.09.13	saw that five min preview to see what the fuss was about i don't get it she's so skinny and ugly and she sucked the dude's flaccid cock for like 20 seconds then ran off to get her lube so he could fuck her ass damn what a slapper
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	Agreed on STDs but I call bullshit on would not bang. Every time I've heard her speak on television/the whole reason for her fame makes me want to bash her face in with a hammer (w00 just realized accidental CC nod halfway through my sentence) she is still hot as fuck. Like I mentioned before, I hate to give her credit for anything, but goddamn. Would bang.
Chortles 05.09.13	Love u all
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	Agreed on flaccid cock though, took a couple points off for that.
KenboSlice 05.09.13	I honestly wouldn't bang her. She's fuckin nasty lookin man.
oltnabrick 05.09.13	I don't think the film company let her shoot if she had stds
KenboSlice 05.09.13	I hate that in porn sometimes guys cocks stay flaccid. It's like, you got a fucking hot woman suckin it, get with the program yo.
tommygun 05.09.13	yeah a fuckin pornstar couldn't even get his dick hard in her mouth damn
KenboSlice 05.09.13	^ Good point. Some pornstar he is.
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	Lol apparently she tried to deny it was meant to be seen at first and said it was a personal video, even though she was banging a well-known porn star and had a camera/lighting crew that just happened to be in her house. The male porn star dismissed her bullshit publicly shortly after, then she was like "yeah its a porn"...I wonder how fucked up her kid is going to end up being.
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	"I hate that in porn sometimes guys cocks stay flaccid. It's like, you got a fucking hot woman suckin it, get with the program yo." Agreed, this happens in a lot of porn. Fucking annoying.
tommygun 05.09.13	didn't she get paid a million bucks for this
oltnabrick 05.09.13	We are reviewing a porno
Tyrael 05.09.13	thank you based oltna
KenboSlice 05.09.13	Get me in a porn, I can get it hard. Show these bitches what's up.
SonofSnow 05.09.13	They have to put their dicks in loads of ladies, give em a break.
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	'have to'!?!?!
KenboSlice 05.09.13	That's what viagra is for.
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	And cocaine, according to what Boogie Nights taught me...wait nevermind, that didn't work too well in the second half of the movie.
tommygun 05.09.13	getting paid to fuck hundreds of girls in every depraved fucked up way you can imagine sounds like an awful job agreed
KenboSlice 05.09.13	Dude I still haven't seen Boogie Nights. I've been meaning to though.
KenboSlice 05.09.13	Sounds like a great job to me.
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	@tommygun- inorite @Ken- WHAT THE FUCK watch it as soon as you can, Paul Thomas Anderson, that is all
KenboSlice 05.09.13	I know Lucca. I know. I get paid tomorrow so I'll probably just buy it.
Jash 05.09.13	Watched this with my gf yesterday and we were both laughing, she is so fake the whole time trying to impress the camera and buddy can't even get hard for her. After watching this we ended up searching for all the celebrity porn we could find, the Ray J and Kim Kardashian one is hilarious too, Ray is so full of himself and Kim's got hella rolls back then
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	It is quite worth your money. It's a fantastic film, but so is every movie by PTA.
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	LOL I don't know how the fuck Kim got famous off of that bullshit. That porn was hilarious and Ray is such an over the top douchebag, it's like The Jersey Shore but with naked people.
KenboSlice 05.09.13	His only films I've seen are Punch-Drunk-Love and There Will Be Blood. Both were great movies though.
KenboSlice 05.09.13	Speaking of Jersey Shore there's a porn parody of that :P
Tyrael 05.09.13	rule 34
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	The Master got mixed reviews so I feel weird saying that you'll love it, but I adore that movie. There Will Be Blood, Magnolia, Boogie Nights are all amazing as well, Punch Drunk Love is good but not his best imo.
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	I want to see that parody so badly. Best porn parodies, 1960s Batman porn and Pirates.
KenboSlice 05.09.13	Go watch it Lucca, it's on XVIDEOS, the whole damn thing too.
KenboSlice 05.09.13	Isn't The Master about scientology? Also, why is the most fulfilling discussion I've ever had on this site about porn and Paul Thomas Anderson movies?
slipnslide 05.09.13	a lot of pornstars inject themselves in the dick with hardening substances
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	Gonna watch it in a bit, sounds too good to wait on And because porn is the gateway conversation to more intellectual and relevant topics, thats why our tyrannic government wants it banned duhhhh
KenboSlice 05.09.13	Do it and tell me what you think man. Porn brings people together!
wacknizzle 05.09.13	Sorry Flutter. I'm not being myself.
DarkSideOfLucca 05.09.13	HOLY SHIT KEN This is amazing lolll
KenboSlice 05.09.13	Are you really watching it??? Fuck lol. I know, it's pretty awesome.
SitarHero 05.09.13	Does she squirt as advertised?
dixoncocks 05.09.13	No way a baby came out of her.
RangDang 05.09.13	She isn't that hot that jenelle bitch is smokin' though
Keyblade 05.09.13	yea OK mr. my balls dropped this morning
BigPleb 05.09.13	Thread got weird, fast.
NapalmCrusader 05.09.13	Lol
BallsToTheWall 05.09.13	Clearly you guys don't know about the porn industry. You don't know that the male porstars have to wank to the point of total desensitization and then shoot the movie.
Spec 05.09.13	Haha linky linky.
SitarHero 05.09.13	"Clearly you guys don't know about the porn industry. You don't know that the male porstars have to wank to the point of total desensitization and then shoot the movie." Bullshit. Those guys don't even have sex in their freetime because of the need to get it up for the film. Also I hear that viagra use is rampant.
BallsToTheWall 05.09.13	One Night In Paris > This.
chemicalmarriage 05.09.13	i'm fully torqued