InbredJed: 10 Best Band Names

InbredJed 01.04.13	This list is meant to reflect NAMES only, not the bands relevance or catalogue.
OneMoreRoland 01.04.13	I Hate Myself Make a Change, Kill Yourself Death Born From Pain etc..
Spag 01.04.13	I'm In A Coffin
InbredJed 01.04.13	lol, ya anal cunt and cattle decapitation were certainly on the short-list
InbredJed 01.04.13	I also like No Use For A Name
InbredJed 01.04.13	wow I did NOT know about CBT, thank you
BlueMoonRising 01.04.13	Nice list dude, like the description you gave of why you made it annol-these names do fit the bands' sounds very well. But, where's; The Macc Lads Twelve Foot Ninja ...?
ADM20 01.04.13	The The
InbredJed 01.04.13	Heat Beak? thats rad Into The Moat is pretty cool too I've never heard 12 Foot Ninja or the Macc Lads
InbredJed 01.04.13	I'm not sure how many people realize how perverse a name Pearl Jam is
Calc 01.04.13	exotic.animal.petting.zoo
TheSupernatural 01.04.13	3 and 5 aren't good names at all. I mean they're about as good for band names as Red or Limp Bizkit (respectively lololol). As for some good ones: Radiohead Soundgarden Audioslave See what I did there?
someguest 01.04.13	Daughters.
TheSupernatural 01.04.13	Neutral Milk Hotel. Definitely.
ViralOblivion 01.05.13	Neurosis
InbredJed 01.05.13	ya Neurosis, Soundgarden, Radiohead and Audioslave were all late cuts for this list :)
ViralOblivion 01.05.13	Acid Bath
ButtsweatAndTears 01.05.13	Missing "Big Cock"
InbredJed 01.05.13	I think Tool and Pearl Jam are both great names considering what the bands seem to have as a core philosophy. That's more why they are on the list. I can see what you mean about Tool, but the reason that its witty is that its gets the point across about how the band view themselves and their chosen medium.
Emim 01.05.13	Immolation
cb123 01.05.13	Suffocate For Fuck Sake
FadedSun 01.05.13	Best band name? Bitch Magnet.
Winrar 01.05.13	The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees
InbredJed 01.05.13	Kate Bush :)
bach 01.05.13	PoopFist
YoYoMancuso 01.05.13	I still think maudlin of the Well is my favorite
DamnVanne 01.05.13	Animosity Circa Survive Heaven Shall Burn Vessels
dawija1017 01.05.13	exotic.animal.petting.zoo (2)
Cygnatti 01.05.13	"Bitch Magnet." fuck. yes.
Masochist 01.05.13	...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead.
Brostep 01.05.13	Poopfist (2)
Shimana 01.05.13	zombie testicles?
ConcubinaryCode 01.05.13	the number twelve looks like jew
Tikicobra 01.05.13	I Hate Myself Joy Division Arcade Fire Defeater Fucked Up Pity Sex Sharks Woodkid
InbredJed 01.05.13	The Fucking Champs?
GiaNXGX 01.05.13	Sol Invictus / Thinking fellers Union local 282, anyone?
ViralOblivion 01.05.13	Converge Mastodon Behemoth Bane
BlueW 01.05.13	I like that DRGN KING on the front page as a band/project name Panic! At The Disco, is a godly name
MikeC26 01.05.13	Pink Floyd
FromDaHood 01.05.13	These Arms are Snakes
CrownOfMagnets 01.05.13	Queens of the Stone Age Kyuss Smashing Pumpkins
LegendofPittman 01.05.13	My Bloody Valentine
SCREAMorphine 01.05.13	Drop Nineteens
MikeC26 01.05.13	Queen Primus Rush
StallionMang 04.25.13	The Butthole Surfers
CaptainHadouken 04.25.13	reverend horton heat
Shuyin 04.25.13	cult of luna
MO 04.25.13	decapitated
NapalmCrusader 04.25.13	Alice In Chains Isis Black Sabbath The Stone Roses
Ovrot 04.25.13	Ufomammut Meth Drinker Hexenhaus
Ovrot 04.25.13	Oh I forgot the best OM
InbredJed 04.26.13	Meth Drinker>?!==== huh, lol you can't drink that shit man OM rule, and the name is apt, but not really original.
demigod! 04.26.13	the dillinger escape plan
InbredJed 04.26.13	probably in the same ball park as Tool tho, as far as names and their inventive-ness goes
Skoj 04.26.13	Shit Sucker didnt make the list. Fuck you doin?
JaySpiral 04.26.13	Soundgarden, Genesis, Rush, System of a Down
InbredJed 04.26.13	what does SOAD even mean? You think that's a great name?
InbredJed 04.26.13	Shit Sucker isn't even in the db. Shitdisco is tho, may have to be a late addition.
SladetoBlack 04.26.13	Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. Coke Bust
DamnVanne 04.26.13	Skyeatsairplane
Winsomniac 04.26.13	'whit' ........
GnarlyShillelagh 04.26.13	Joy Division should be 1 Also The Haxan Cloak is a pretty sick name. Great music too
manosg 04.26.13	Alabama Thunderpussy
DamnVanne 04.26.13	The Samuel Jackson Five
TheSpaceMan 04.26.13	porcupine tree. im not a big fan, but i want a porcupine tree in my yard
InbredJed 04.27.13	^ Snox don't tell me you don't know what Joy Division actually is!?
ViralOblivion 04.27.13	Rancid
InbredJed 05.31.13	Rancid is a great band name
ABjordanMM 05.31.13	Godspeed you! Black emperor
ABjordanMM 05.31.13	Also daft punk is a pretty good name
DatsNotDaMetulz 05.31.13	Make a Change...Kill Yourself and The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die are two of my faves.
InbredJed 05.31.13	Brevity aside I guess
InbredJed 05.31.13	GS!YBE has never made a lot of sense to me
loneNLwolf 05.31.13	Butthole Surfers
pedro70512 05.31.13	Vampire Mooose
UnnamedOcean 05.31.13	This Will Destroy You, I always thought they have a pretty eye-catching name.
SitarHero 05.31.13	Tool is NOT a good band name. Opeth Dream Theater Cloudkicker Motörhead Slayer
CrownOfMagnets 05.31.13	"Tool is NOT a good band name." It's a better name than the first two you listed
DominionMM1 05.31.13	eyehategod duh
CrownOfMagnets 05.31.13	Off the top of my head bands I think have a cool name: Kyuss Soundgarden Queens of the Stone Age Pearl Jam Smashing Pumpkins Nirvana Alice in Chains Stone Temple Pilots Polyenso 30 seconds to mars Silversun pickups Pink Floyd Mastodon Jane's Addiction Sparta At the Drive In Mars Volta Radiohead Nine inch nails Flaming Lips My bloody valentine Deftones
BigPleb 05.31.13	Tool? Oh fuck you.
SitarHero 05.31.13	Tool better than Opeth and DT as a name? Heck to tha no.
InbredJed 05.31.13	Music is a tool in the right hands, and so is an opinion : )
KILL 05.31.13	megadeth!
70sPriestIsBetter 05.31.13	muthafuckin' sadus
TheCollectiveFacade 05.31.13	always loved smashing pumpkins
Josh D. 05.31.13	I WROTE HAIKUS ABOUT CANNIBALISM IN YOUR YEARBOOK TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA SATANIC WARMASTER HATE PLOW FUCKED UP SPLINTERDICK GOREFUCK ENRIQUE IGLESIAS DOG FASHION DISCO ARMCHAIRPOLITICIAN DEVIL SOLD HIS SOUL DISCOVERY OF A LIFELONG ERROR FEAR BEFORE FUNERAL DINER THE KILIMANJARO DARKJAZZ ENSEMBLE LE PRE OU JE SUIS MORT LOVE AMERICAN MORE THAN LIFE THE NUMBER 12 LOOKS LIKE YOU THE RECEIVING END OF SIRENS SUFFOCATE FOR FUCK SAKE oh hey guys disturbed.. er uh WHAT>! COMING
KILL 05.31.13	mudvaynian sighting
DominionMM1 05.31.13	these arms are snakes
Josh D. 05.31.13	Wow, way to get serious after my appearance, dickbag. You work here or something?
climactic 05.31.13	guest appearance by josh d
jefflebowski 05.31.13	Rapeman The Replacements Fugazi Roxy Music
InbredJed 05.31.13	Opeth is a fictional city on the moon which is nice imagery, and a very good band name. Dream Theatre is not worth mentioning as they have no artistic merit aside from wank.
jefflebowski 05.31.13	'Dream Theatre is not worth mentioning as they have no artistic merit aside from wank' so much agreement
DrGunther 05.31.13	I was about to suggest the Spanish metal band, Fuck Off, but then I discovered there's an English one called Fuck Right Off. So that's my choice. Fuck Right Off.
PortraitsOfDecay 05.31.13	Alexisonfire City of Caterpillar Off Minor Funeral Diner In The Woods... After the Burial At the Gates Circle Takes The Square Dark Tranquillity American Football Disillusion Dissection Edge of Sanity Explosions in the Sky Pg. 99 The Black Dahlia Murder The Tallest Man on Earth Within the Ruins More Than Life Neurosis
InbredJed 05.31.13	nice DrG! @POD: there are some great names in there indeed, although im not sure about your last 6 (excluding Neurosis)
gosk8n 06.01.13	Trvth
InbredJed 06.01.13	^ agrvvd hvrd
Gavininseawater13 06.01.13	Arrogant sons of Bitches Sticky Fingers
InbredJed 06.01.13	what are they?
Piglet 06.01.13	death camel can gong
jmnewcomer18 06.01.13	tool is one of the worst band names ever lol
InbredJed 06.01.13	all the Tool hate just goes further to prove the point of what an awesome name it is, no one gets it!? nyuk nyuk
OldCrime 06.01.13	Rage against the machine Agents of Abhorrence Fuck... I'm dead man is the bastard Guantanamo Bay City Rollers
crowing51 06.01.13	I Speak In Calculus
crowing51 06.01.13	''tool is one of the worst band names ever lol'' if they called themselves ''pretentious'' the effect would be the same honestly lol.
SitarHero 06.01.13	I dunno how you're evaluating the artistic merit Jed, but Dream Theater is just a cool sounding name. Tool on the other hand is ok, but googling it would be a pain I imagine.
InbredJed 06.01.13	@SitarHero: I define artistic merit as the ability within a piece of art to evoke thought, emotion and to provide a worthwhile experience. Technicality is a part of that, but only one slice in much larger pie. DT has the tech part covered, but I have personally never been moved by a note of DT's music, and I've listened to a lot of it. @ Crowin51: ISIC is pretty rad. If you've ever seen Tool live, you know they are one of the least pretentious bands of all time. The name Tool even self-deprecatingly implies that the band themselves and musicians in general are "tools". How many band names include self-parody? Some of the ones on this here list sure do, yes indeed
SitarHero 06.01.13	Even Learning to Live?! :-O
JS19 06.01.13	'Dream Theater is not worth mentioning as they have no artistic merit aside from wank.' Except you said this list was name only so that's a completely thick thing to say... CunninLynguists (lol) The Dillinger Escape Plan Russian Circles Lights Out Asia Explosions In The Sky Ulver Stars Of The Lid ect
jmnewcomer18 06.01.13	im not saying the band is terrible but the lead singer is a "tool", hence the name of the band.
ComfortablyDumb 06.01.13	always thought Wolves in the Throne Room was a great name, surprised it wasn't mentioned yet
Havey 06.01.13	frost* it's so clever!! :o
InbredJed 06.01.13	^ lol I think ya'll are missing the point here. The reason I included the band names I did was because they have LAYERS OF MEANING as well as sounding cool. Most of the names mentioned afterwords are just cool sounding or just plain shocking. @JS19: I was discussing my personal opinion on DT, not my reasons for leaving them off this list. The reason they don't belong on my list isn't because I think "Dream Theatre" is a shitty name, its quite a good name. The name creates an interesting mental picture, (a venue for observing fantastical or sub-conscious imagery) which certainly is an apt description of the band. I did not include Dream Theatre on this list because, although the name implies part of the purpose of the band, I don't believe they really follow through to fully embody the possibilities of the name. @ComfortablyDumb: Wolves In The Throne Room is pretty cool, but it's got nothing on your name, mate.
InbredJed 06.01.13	@jmnewcomer18: not even gonna dignify that with a response bro
ISawTheSun 06.01.13	I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism In Your Yearbook
InbredJed 06.01.13	lol
InbredJed 06.01.13	@SitarHero: Yes, even LTL. The music is very good, as all Dream Theatre music is, but the vocals are chillingly horrific and the lyrics are so literal that they take away from any beauty or atmosphere created by the instruments.
Pestiferous 06.01.13	meat shtis
InbredJed 06.01.13	come again?
SitarHero 06.01.13	Woah man. Woah. Agree to disagree.
InbredJed 06.01.13	respect : )
Gavininseawater13 06.03.13	My legitimate favorite band name is The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
InbredJed 06.03.13	thats a pretty damn good one
ViralOblivion 06.03.13	Converge and neurosis come to mind and electric wizard
InbredJed 06.03.13	yeee
SitarHero 06.03.13	Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is a pretty sweet name, but shows up in some people's worst named bads lists.
InbredJed 06.03.13	haha yeh it does, really don't know what that name is supposed to suggest
SitarHero 06.03.13	It's not suggesting anything. It's a silly name that sounds funny when you say it out loud. It's also a name that you'll remember, which makes it a good bandname.
geasoftime 06.03.13	...
InbredJed 06.04.13	pretty much
Simsalabim462 10.22.13	Bomb the Music Industry! Melt-Banana Goblin Cock Distortion Felix Storm and Stress Nuclear Rabbit
YoYoMancuso 10.22.13	where in the world is Acid Bath
NordicMindset 10.22.13	rise against
pepster50 10.22.13	Scary Kids Scaring Kids
NordicMindset 10.22.13	modern life is war
InbredJed 10.22.13	i think you're a cool guy greenlinkinmuse, but please explain to me why you think thats a good band name.
Gavininseawater13 11.11.13	Sorry i didn't reply before, Arrogant sons is punk, sticky fingers is indie rock i think
JokineAugustus 11.11.13	Zao > all. Greek for alive. Amazing!
StallionMang 11.11.13	Glassjaw, fuckin badass
conesmoke 11.11.13	yeah glassjaw is a badass name. Meshuggah is a cool name too. It means "crazy" in yiddish (jewish tongue)
joshuahuntkc 11.11.13	Zebra Walnut Parade
BigPleb 11.11.13	The Dillinger Escape Plan
StallionMang 11.11.13	Youth Lagoon
conesmoke 11.11.13	not the best name that one stallion.... mang... youth lagoon.... really....
reportingbird 11.11.13	empire!empire!(i was a lonely estate)
OwMySnauze 11.11.13	SKY EATS AIRPLANE As Cities Burn Zelliack
StallionMang 11.11.13	Jimmy Eat World
sleepdirt 11.11.13	The Randy Savages
Slut 11.11.13	you slut!
reportingbird 11.11.13	*shels
InbredJed 11.11.13	I really dig Glassjaw, Meshuggah and The Dillinger Escape Plan. I mean, "shoot your way out", what could be more bad-ass than that?