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12.01.12 Worst Band Names

Worst Band Names

I just found a band with a ridiculous name, and Scoot motivated me to make this list.

Starting our list off is the femtastic Scenecore band Iwrestledabearonce. What in the
hell made them decide this was a good name?
2No Penguins In Alaska

Alexisonfire references in MY generic core music?
3Black Moth Super Rainbow

So you just threw random words onto a blackboard and came up with this..?
4Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

...Well these guys actually did just that.
5I Set My Friends On Fire

There's simply no excuse to take your bands moniker from an Aiden song, of all things.
6An Arrow To The Knee

The band that I discovered recently and put up here tonight. Society has sunk this
low. Thank Australia.
7Kings Of Leon

I read up and apparently Leon is their Grandfather's name. Are they really that
overbearing that they have to literally rule their elders? Feel good Caleb?
8My Virgin Eyes

Ah, Hardcore from the point of view of the nerdy kid who was greasy as hell. Sounds
9Bubblegum Octopus

Shit band and a shit name. 'Nuff said.
10Vampire Weekend

Sounds like a cheesy horror flick from the 70's.
11Timbuk 3


This name has always not resonated well with me. It almost feels like some sort of
sexual act. Maybe Iwrestledabearonce have been having Alaskan Flounder Baskets
with the boys from Hoobastank.
13Limp Bizkit

I guess the name suits them.
14Steely Dan

Someone named a band after their mother's vibrator. Great job.

Once again, why? Nothing about Korn sounds metal at all. It sounds more like a
children's nursery rhyme.
16Dinosaur Pile Up

I'll admit this one is pretty nice.
17Short Bus Pile Up

This one sucks ass. Guess what genre of music they make.

19Gay For Johnny Depp

What a gay name.
20Anal Cunt

I don't even know how an anal cunt works, and I don't think I want to.
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