Spec
10.14.12 | Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.
That's a good one. |
Apollo
10.14.12 | Leave a single drop of water on the toilet seat every single time you leave the washroom. After a few weeks he will be pretty pissed off. |
menawati
10.14.12 | obvious one is to find a real spider i spose and let it at him or just keep jumping in fronnt of the screen making guns with your hands and doing quick draws |
Spec
10.14.12 | That's good yeah. Anything I can do right now? I could just start yelling. That would piss him off. |
Spec
10.14.12 | Come to think of it there was a spider in the basement the other day. Ill put it in his bed. |
theacademy
10.14.12 | shit on him |
menawati
10.14.12 | sing 'i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves,everybody's nerves' over and over again |
DrMaximus
10.14.12 | Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
|
Bloodhail
10.14.12 | just go sit down uncomfortably close to him |
Bloodhail
10.14.12 | or keep passing in front of the tv |
menawati
10.14.12 | that might backfire the sit close one |
Jruined
10.14.12 | Shit in one of his shoes. Worked for me. |
ApplicationToHeaven
10.14.12 | throw a brick at him |
wabbit
10.14.12 | rape him |
Ignimbrite
10.14.12 | kill his entire family |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | well that escalated quickly |
TortoiseShell
10.14.12 | shoot him and his girlfriend when they go watch a movie
damn |
bungy
10.14.12 | poop in his mouth |
bungy
10.14.12 | really annoying |
phishing
10.14.12 | bite his penis off |
Ignimbrite
10.14.12 | pee in his mouth |
Ignimbrite
10.14.12 | cum in his mouth |
Tyler.
10.14.12 | tickle him until he cries |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | replace his beverage glass with a glass full of the same beverage, only slightly warmer |
Ignimbrite
10.14.12 | or replace all his beer with Natty Ice
same thing basically |
TortoiseShell
10.14.12 | lace his weed |
phishing
10.14.12 | cum into his milk carton |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | play some music he likes, but at a volume just slightly outside his comfortable listening level so he is forced to turn it down a little |
Tyler.
10.14.12 | use the bathroom without washing your hands |
Ignimbrite
10.14.12 | serious about the Natty Ice thing |
Spec
10.14.12 | These are all great ideas. Keep them coming. |
TortoiseShell
10.14.12 | play gangnam style in english |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | mess his bedsheets up a bit
if you wanna go wild, put his pillow on the floor |
astrel
10.14.12 | Sit and listen to something skramz-ish, double points if you use the band Gospel, because then you have the religious excuse. |
Jruined
10.14.12 | Shit man once the mellotrons kick in how can anyone be annoyed by Gospel? |
Tyler.
10.14.12 | ask him if he wants to golf |
Tyler.
10.14.12 | put both of his shoes in different areas |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | take his toothbrush out of the holder and put it next to the sink |
bakkermaarten007
10.14.12 | Well, my brother puked once all over the washcloth and toothbrush of his roommate. it wasn't
intentional, he just was really drunk and forgot all about it. The puke came without some nasty
pieces, just liquid. So his roommate didn't suspect anything until he brushed his teeth. |
Chortles
10.14.12 | never flush the toilet |
bakkermaarten007
10.14.12 | Or you could just go for a classic one that never fails to work. Put shaving cream on the door handle
of his room. |
ShadowRemains
10.14.12 | lol this thread |
controlled
10.14.12 | start complaining about inconsequential things that are severely ruining your chi; such as how times he blinks per minute, the angle in which he rests feet on the floor, and the curvature of his palms and or spine. also, the ratio of O2 to CO2 he's producing and maybe presenting a chart comparing both of your outputs, ultimately bringing in an ultimatum; don't budge on this, seriously, somethings got to give. |
Trebor.
10.14.12 | Paint a line down the middle of your house and tell him if he crosses the line into your side you will buttfuck him |
TortoiseShell
10.14.12 | ^lol |
Tyler.
10.14.12 | don't take your shoes off when you enter the house |
Chortles
10.14.12 | fuck his dad |
Ignimbrite
10.14.12 | not really a prank but someone yacked all over the outside of the hall's men's room last night. it was pretty nasty. |
Trebor.
10.14.12 | Just watch basically any 90's sitcom and you will learn a bunch |
TortoiseShell
10.14.12 | urkels one black that deserves to be lynched |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | put the milk back in the fridge in a slightly different position to where he usually puts it |
Tyler.
10.14.12 | pretend you're upside down |
TortoiseShell
10.14.12 | Collect a small piece of your poo into a cup and then melt it then proceed to dab his clothing and territory with the liquid shit. |
Trebor.
10.14.12 | Act like Andre from The League |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | find out who his idol is then go and murder them
classic |
ZilbelPing
10.14.12 | Pull your pants down and put baby powder by your butthole, the fart on his face. He'll either be pissed or laugh his ass off but either way it's hilarious |
ZilbelPing
10.14.12 | Oh wait, he's playing video games? Unplug it. I'd be fucking pissed. |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | beat his high score on his favourite video game |
MMX
10.14.12 | Stand behind him, take off your pants, get a boner, ask your roommate to turn around
Profit |
Tyler.
10.14.12 | talk backwards |
MMX
10.14.12 | Or stick your dick in the peanut butter don't tell him about it, wait till he eats all of it. Tell him about it and watch him scream bloody murder |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | man he would be so annoyed by now |
Ignimbrite
10.14.12 | this is my favorite thread |
ZilbelPing
10.14.12 | with baby powder on his face |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | well i dunno about you guys, but i'd be pretty ticked off if i were anally violated and dead and baby powdered and my family had been liquidated |
TortoiseShell
10.14.12 | cage you're only family is here on sputnik |
ZilbelPing
10.14.12 | I think spec's roommate kicked his ass because he started doing all the shit we posted. Pretty sure the dude cracked after the first few annoyance recs |
cagedescending
10.14.12 | yeah i'm kinda worried...
plz report in Spec |
ChuckyTruant
10.14.12 | eat all the good snacks to eat while gaming, or hide them |
ZilbelPing
10.14.12 | "lol. he should show his roomate this thread."
dude yes |
Cygnatti
10.14.12 | drink all of his beer |
Spec
10.15.12 | My girlfriend is also scared of spiders and they're both beating my ass at Mario party and its pissing me off. Spiders in their beds tonight! |
Spec
10.15.12 | Since April twenty. |
Spec
10.15.12 | No she's not. Her feet are cute. |
SGGreenman
10.15.12 | "Act like Andre from The League"
This. |
Spec
10.15.12 | Yeah dude Kimms twin. |
bach
10.15.12 | "yeah shes a human she doesnt have hoofs like your gf flut"
That may have made my entire year. |
NeoSpaz
10.15.12 | listen to blood on the dance floor loudly, and proclaim how wonderful they are 24 hours a day |
Spec
10.15.12 | No. |
Cygnatti
10.15.12 | "listen to blood on the dance floor loudly, and proclaim how wonderful they are 24 hours a day"
this would be great and all, but what if your roomate actually loves them (too) - like actually loves them. I see so many people in my school where blood on the dancefloor shirts it's annoying. |
bach
10.15.12 | "this would be great and all, but what if your roomate actually loves them (too) - like actually loves them. I see so many people in my school where blood on the dancefloor shirts it's annoying."
That's of the equivalence of seeing a Poison shirt in the 80's. |
Cygnatti
10.15.12 | i mean, at least listen to music that 13 year old girls should be enjoy like 1D and Biebs, at least I can sing along and annoy my friends with it |
Cygnatti
10.15.12 | he needs a good spanking and listen to kanye's music |
Cygnatti
10.15.12 | hehehe |
Spec
10.15.12 | I ain't cranky bitch. Ill fight you. |
Spec
10.15.12 | You liked Waking The Fallen at one point right? |
NeoSpaz
10.15.12 | didn't we all?
ehh |
Spec
10.15.12 | It was good shiiiit man. |
Cygnatti
10.15.12 | i was barely 7 when that came out... no |
Cygnatti
10.15.12 | 2003? that's 9 years ago ain't it? |
Cygnatti
10.15.12 | yeah, those derivatives are such bitches sometimes |
mifzal
10.15.12 | Pssst...just load the shotgun! besides its hunting season! |
Wafflez
10.15.12 | Fart. |
omnipanzer
10.15.12 | A bucket of plastic spiders on his head. can be gotten at any dollar store I would assume.
http://www.amazon.com/144-BLACK-CREEPY-HALLOWEEN-SPIDERS/dp/B001ETSFEE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1350319016&sr=8-1&keywords=plastic+spiders |
ShadowRemains
10.15.12 | "yeah shes a human she doesnt have hoofs like your gf flut"
lmfao |
Spec
10.15.12 | Spiders and shit/jizz on his belongings. Sweet ideas guys. |
Sirob
10.15.12 | just play indie pop nonstop for 2 hours and then he'll get really really angry |
Strider
10.15.12 | Go buy a black Widow, problem solved
|
Spec
10.17.12 | Yeah I'll just kill him. That would annoy him. |
adhoc
10.17.12 | switch out his weed with lettuce |
Shuyin
10.17.12 | catch a real spider and put it next to him |
adhoc
10.17.12 | take a shit in his mouth |
KILL
10.23.12 | haha lets get drunk and go on sputnik haha XD |
Ethics
10.23.12 | lol |
Spec
10.23.12 | dude everyone's passed out what the fuck else would i do |
KILL
10.23.12 | put ur pecker in their gobs |
Nipple
10.23.12 | inflict him with aids |
HSThomas
10.23.12 | Pretend you've got down syndrome. |
Spec
10.23.12 | Make a sandwich leave it on the floor until he finally throws it out. Then complain about how hungry I am. |
XingKing
10.23.12 | Print off a million of the most disgusting spiders you can find on google images and leave them all over the place. Put them in his sock drawer, on his toilet seat, his pillow, on the shower walls, etc.. It'll be hilarious. |
someguest
10.23.12 | regress your humor
poop on the floor |
Spec
10.23.12 | I should put ketchup packs under his toilet seat. I remember doing that in school when I was like nine haha. |
someguest
10.23.12 | lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvzGbNDEJO4 |
Spec
10.23.12 | I sat outside his room playing that fake Rebecca black song "prom night" while he was trying to sleep. It was funny. |
HSThomas
10.23.12 | MacGyver a nuclear bomb out of a paperclip and a stapler and then put it in his room with a little note on it saying Major Kong salutes you. |
GnFnRs87
10.28.12 | Put a dead horses head at the foot of his bed while he sleeps.
That'll shit him up |
DrMaximus
01.26.13 | 1. Piss on a plate
2. Freeze the piss plate
3. Wake up in the middle of the night, and get the frozen piss plate
4. Slide the frozen piss plate under roommates door
5. In the morning he'll wake up to a mysterious puddle of piss |
Inferis
01.26.13 | Pretend to be yelling at someone over the phone nonstop with the most offensive threats ever. When he asks what's going on end it with "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD." slam the phone, grab a knife, walk out and wait an hour. |
slipnslide
04.16.13 | "replace his beverage glass with a glass full of the same beverage, only slightly warmer"
lmao too much |
Kman418
05.28.13 | finger your asshole in front of him |
ResidentNihilist
05.29.13 | Jack off in his bed to pictures of his girlfriend. |
omnipanzer
05.29.13 | classic thread [2] |
ChuckyTruant
05.29.13 | best thread ever |
ShadowRemains
05.29.13 | threads like this give hope to sputnik |
GuanoBumbershoot
05.29.13 | watch "the patience test" on youpube. You'll have a full arsenal of annoyances after that. |
DinosaurJones
05.29.13 | I love everyone in here. |
omnipanzer
05.29.13 | Bake him a brownie but tell him it's a pot brownie. Every time he says it isn't working tell him to just wait 15 more minutes. Two hours later he'll be so bummed his whole night will be ruined. |
YoYoMancuso
06.08.13 | Whenever he's around do a really loud impression of Bobcat Goldthwait
bonus points if you put your nails on a chalkboard or scrape a fork against a plate at the same time |
climactic
06.08.13 | omni's is good lol |
ncguitar
06.08.13 | replace all of his clothes with teletubbie costumes |
ShadowRemains
06.08.13 | "yeah shes a human she doesnt have hoofs like your gf flut"
still the best potato post ever
rip |
Hoppoman
06.08.13 | wait until he is asleep, then put a bowl of water on the floor. Put his hand in said bowl of water and wait. |
ZilbelPing
06.08.13 | "Bake him a brownie but tell him it's a pot brownie. Every time he says it isn't working tell him to just wait 15 more minutes. Two hours later he'll be so bummed his whole night will be ruined."
Omni wins |
InbredJed
06.08.13 | Cage ur hilarious, I had a room mate like you once |
InbredJed
06.08.13 | Refuse to wear pants and have other friends come over and hang around in their boxers |
Funeralopolis
06.08.13 | I haven't been on sputnik much lately when and why did silentpotato leave?? |
InbredJed
06.08.13 | He said it took up too.much of his time, he's keeping his fb, but needs to focus on school.more |
ZilbelPing
06.08.13 | Seriously? How do people find this site so time consuming? I mean, I come here and within 5/10 minutes I'm bored, so I just make a small list of shit I'm going to download and leave.
Not talking down about potsy but there are some users on here that seriously need to get off the computer. |
ZilbelPing
06.08.13 | back on topic
Persuade a decent/hot looking chick to seduce him and before they do anything, instruct her to fall asleep. Then, while he's asleep, switch her out for a confident but fat chick and lol in the morning/whenever he wakes up |
MikeC26
06.08.13 | Yeah because that's really easy to do...
I would shit in my roommates cats litter box. It'd be hard to keep a straight face when he would freak out about the size of the cat turds. |
ZilbelPing
06.08.13 | you can fuck off and die MikeC26. Were the other 25 MikeC's taken?
I'm sorry, how rude of me. |
MikeC26
06.08.13 | Yeah it's a shitty name can't deny it. 3/10 would change if possible |
ZilbelPing
06.08.13 | I meant no ill intentions. 6/6 name would read again |
pizzamachine
08.11.23 | Slap him every time he opens a door |
ArsMoriendi
08.11.23 | I wonder if they're still rommates |
bellovddd
08.11.23 | poop in toilet and never flush it |
sneakers
08.11.23 | suck his cock |
PotsyTater
08.11.23 | Release an army of actual spiders into the room |
sneakers
08.11.23 | and then suck his cock off |
Spec
08.11.23 | “I wonder if they're still rommates“
They are not. I wonder why. |
Emim
08.11.23 | rspiders |
ramon.
08.11.23 | might be late but my old roommate in uni used to preempt an aphorism without providing a payoff, i.e. "haha well you know what they say." "my dad always used to tell me." "it's just like lincoln said.", and he wouldn't even acknowledge the dead air, he'd just continue doing whatever he was doing |
YoYoMancuso
08.11.23 | goated list |
pizzamachine
08.11.23 | Hire professional pasta maskers to make Kraft Dinner behind a room with no door but one tiny window |
Spec
08.11.23 | kraft dinner made from spiders and suck his cock while he eats it |
Hawks
08.11.23 | LMAO THIS THREAD |
ramon.
08.11.23 | i didn't realise what the thread had devolved into but i respect it
you could uhh, chase him around the house with a stapler |
Hawks
08.11.23 | Did you ever suck him off???? |
Spec
08.11.23 | I tried literally everything suggested in the thread. |
Hawks
08.11.23 | Nice. Go talk to Pots if you need pointers. He loves slobbing knobs. Especially big black ones. |
ramon.
08.11.23 | could gradually shave mm increments of one eyebrow every couple of days while he sleeps working your way out and his own awareness will dictate his fate |
pizzamachine
08.11.23 | Fuck his mom every time he doesn’t wash the dishes |
bellovddd
08.11.23 | slap em with a slice of cheese everytime they go to sleep |
pizzamachine
08.11.23 | Dryhump everything in his bedroom |
PotsyTater
08.11.23 | "Nice. Go talk to Pots if you need pointers. He loves slobbing knobs. Especially big black ones."
I'm bi so this is a huge miss but 2010 sputnik called and wants their casual homophobia back |
Hawks
08.11.23 | Ohhhhh ok so you're one of the people that gets offended by everything people say. Got it. |
YoYoMancuso
08.11.23 | tries to offend someone on purpose, successfully offends them, then gets offended that they're offended
makes sense |
auberginedreams
08.11.23 | Hawks bruh what year is it |
FREETHEGUYS
08.11.23 | a man can’t even joke about a little slobbin anymore…. What’s this world come 2……. |
SomeCallMeTim
08.11.23 | stab him in the leg |
pizzamachine
08.11.23 | Throw grenades at his car |
ramon.
08.11.23 | swap around the contact names in his phone of people he infrequently talks with, could swap his nan's details to his ex or somethin |
sneakers
08.11.23 | text the fbi the n word from his phone |
