crazy stuff

Fortunately he wears his mask 24/7 and therefore survived the attack.

At least he's ok

Natural selection in-progress...

lol why are the words "stabbed in the head" so funny

So KingNick, if it's natural selection and he survived I guess nature decided he's worthy of surviving?

no clue why this made me laugh so much.

hope he struck a nerve and starts making good music

don't know why I lol'd

Because you're all sick, (sic) people

Oh dear

*Thomson

wear knife on stage sticking out of head plz

Wait and Bleed joke.

sounds like a cannibal corpse song

This is insane, glad neither of them is in fatal danger

why did his bro go for the head lol

cocaine?

pigtails?

I lol'd. Hard

Isn't he the really big on with the tattoo?
A new mask with a knife in it would be pretty metal.

"Sounds like things got a little psychosocial"



why would you even

So I guess his brother was The One That Kills the Least?

Is this real?

I'm pretty sure theres a joke you could make about this using a Slipknot song title.

But I don't listen to slipknot so whatever.

stabknot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

egh. close enough.

Lucky to be alive but i'm sure The Blister Exists.

hopefully he didn't have to Wait and Bleed too much before he got medical attention

and hopefully since he got stabbed in the head that means none of his clothes got Tattered and Torn during the incident

Could've been worse. He could've came out Eyeless

All of you are horrible

Someone oughta put a Danger (Keep Away) sign by those knives..

still not funny

that's just sick

Varg?

I hope if either of them got blood in their mouth they remembered to Spit It Out

This incident is so unbelievable you can't do anything but laugh

seems like something slipknot and/or a slipknot fan would do

Not a sharp guy.

some might say he's a cutting edge guitarist

lol farts

Guess he figured that he waited long enough bleed

Waaaahhhhhhhhh

So edgy

and they were both intoxicated of course

I only use maggotjobs666.com, it's a much better company.

I guess his fighting skills weren't up to snuff... unfortunate to see him tattered and torn. Hopefully this isn't how everything ends for Slipknot

I can't stand to see Mick's thalidomide robot face, though I do hope the rain will kill us all instead of him. {shrug}

I feel like the brother's injuries never get talked about. why is he always left behind?

STABBED IN THE HEAD = SHIT

im sure Varg had something to do with this.

He should have pushed his fingers into his eyes.

This is probably why Judas wept, motherfucker.

hahahaha fuck

Sounds like he would have faired better in the end than Jim Carrey's character in the Incredible Burt Wonderstone

"This is probably why Judas wept, motherfucker."

Haha, I just lost my shit at that one xD

"So KingNick, if it's natural selection and he survived I guess nature decided he's worthy of surviving?"

fyi, stab wounds on head are widely considered sexually unnappealing; hence, nicks point is valid

So dont take a knife to a knife fight?

Fuck Sputnik
I put this up as news the day it was actually news
But apparently they didn't approve it
Old news

i remember hearing about this a few days ago, really crazy to hear this. hope they're ok

oh gawd

Aftertheascension is such a pussy

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Band members dropping like flies.

butthurt

DUDE DOMESTIC ABUSE LMAO

knife party

This band has not had a fruitful few years, though I guess it's difficult keeping a nine-person band together

As much as I like this site, some of you can be amazingly tasteless even if Slipknot isn't the easiest band to like.

hard to take any part of this seriously tbh, this is just dumb

It's not like he died

Cut cut cut me up and FUCK, FUCK, FUCK ME UP

Let it go, tres.

Tresm wonders why he gets absolutely no respect here.

Unlike you, I can't spend my entire day trying to impress the staff for a non paying staff position. Sorry. Have a life here.

When I read the words "stabbed in the head" I immediately think of some fuckin' Navy SEALs shit, where someone plunges a K-bar through the top of your skull and out your lower jaw. If you're going to make a full recovery from it then we need to find a different way to describe the injury because it's doing a major disservice to actual, legitimate head stabbings.

Is there any news or updates about their current conditions?

Hopefully they're fine, no long term damage

pretty sure just being in Slipknot guarantees at least 15 hospital visits a day

haha when i get in a fight with my brother i get taken to a ward and dosed with antipsychotics and then they say i don't have a brother haha haha