The Story So Far's vocalist dropkicks fan

2016-04-13 by LoLifant | 488 Comments
Parker Cannon, vocalist of the pop-punk band The Story So Far, demonstrated his famous dropkick skills at a live gig in Toronto by assaulting a young female standing on stage for a few seconds, kicking her back into the crowd. The incident has caused some outcry among fans and scene media.

Watch and judge yourself (the incident, where the fan in question appears to be taking a selfie, starts at the :29 mark):



Tagged: The Story So Far

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YungEarnYourStripes
April 13th 2016
36 Comments


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MyNameIsPencil
April 13th 2016
4918 Comments


I could kick Parker Cannon's ass

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BigPleb
April 13th 2016
50834 Comments


Don't get onstage but drop kicking a girl? Cmon dude.

Mort.
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
13006 Comments


totally out of order tbh what a dickhead

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Cimnele
April 13th 2016
1239 Comments


ze reddd cyclone

anarchistfish
April 13th 2016
25912 Comments


dumbass

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SnakeDelilah
April 13th 2016
19567 Comments


something tells me this thread is going to be interesting

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Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


dudes got an anger problem he get really pissed at a beach ball when I saw them last week

DinosaurJones
April 13th 2016
5528 Comments


That's kinda fucked up

torts
April 13th 2016
4300 Comments


deserved

Devastator
April 13th 2016
3370 Comments


2PopPunk4U

AaroN911
April 13th 2016
1766 Comments


"dudes got an anger problem he get really pissed at a beach ball when I saw them last week"


Of all things a Beach Ball haha! What a punk.

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Eldar777
April 13th 2016
145 Comments


asshole! i mean you can despise this girl for taking selfie at pop-punk show but come on this is too much. she could have been injured badly or even died

SnakeDelilah
April 13th 2016
19567 Comments


dudes got an anger problem he get really pissed at a beach ball when I saw them last week


2poppunk4him i guess

torts
April 13th 2016
4300 Comments


.

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


lol kinda? my friend was trying to tell me that parker was "just giving her a little shove to crowdsurf"hahahaha

Devastator
April 13th 2016
3370 Comments


Just giving her a little shove. With his feet. After getting a running start.

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


lol like he just turned around and the second he saw her just dumped and booted her.

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


pretty lucky she didnt die honestly, Randy Blythe accidentally killed some guy on stage and he didnt even have his back turned

SnakeDelilah
April 13th 2016
19567 Comments


she probably reminded him of an ex of his

brainmelter
April 13th 2016
4095 Comments


2PopPunk4U [2]

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Devastator
April 13th 2016
3370 Comments


Yeah hopefully she's fine and didn't get seriously hurt.

Mort.
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
13006 Comments


"i mean you can despise this girl for taking selfie at pop-punk show"

if you're a fucking cretin maybe, she was doing no harm and yeah selfies are stupid but she was just a young girl having fun at a show

and id be less annoyed with selfies at a fucking pop punk show of all genres than most

onionbubs
April 13th 2016
5954 Comments


"I could kick Parker Cannon's ass"

probably, but what about parkerscannon? you think you could take him on too?

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Cygnatti
April 13th 2016
31751 Comments


M/

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Cimnele
April 13th 2016
1239 Comments


i'd be absolutely infuriated if i saw someone taking a selfie at a alt-country show yeah

torts
April 13th 2016
4300 Comments


shut the fuck up about she could've died, she was kicked straight into the crowd, she's fucking fine. everybody is such a bitch

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


rip

Eldar777
April 13th 2016
145 Comments


that's what i'm trying to say - this is just fucked up

seems like lamb of god accident didn't teach anybody a lesson

SnakeDelilah
April 13th 2016
19567 Comments


i mean you can despise this girl for taking selfie at pop-punk show


unless she's fucking around with the band's performance there should be no repercussions for taking a goddamn selfie

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


lol so you get up on stage and thats a free pass to do whatever the fuck you want? its not a fuckin GG allin show its a pop punk show probably 50% of the crowd was under 18

BigBalls
April 13th 2016
104 Comments


I wish Andcas was still with us so he could spit some fire posts on this scorching hot take.

KILL
April 13th 2016
80801 Comments


lol fruity singer looks like andcas not surprised he likes abusin chicks

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


not that being anyone being over 18 gives you the right to kick them 5 feet onto the ground while theyre not looking

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


falcoooon

kick

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


maybe andcas finally exploded

doomjitsu
April 13th 2016
1240 Comments


BADBADNOTGOOD drop new song "Speaking Gently"

BigBalls
April 13th 2016
104 Comments


STOP THE DAYUM MATCH...ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.

torts
April 13th 2016
4300 Comments


tree you were a lot better when you were a troll account and weren't a baby ass baby

Eldar777
April 13th 2016
145 Comments


lol so you get up on stage and thats a free pass to do whatever the fuck you want? its not a fuckin GG allin show its a pop punk show probably 50% of the crowd was under 18


he could push her off stage without a fucking karate kick. looks like he just wanted to show how edgy and br00tal he is. stupid idiot

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


ok thats fine

SnakeDelilah
April 13th 2016
19567 Comments


how about get the fucking security to take her down?

torts
April 13th 2016
4300 Comments


parker hates security remember

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


parker hates security he'd rather take care of it himself

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


pop punk is trash

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


too slow ouch

SnakeDelilah
April 13th 2016
19567 Comments


lol it shouldn't up to the performers whether or not there should be security, it should be up to the venue


i guess it's totally different for that spoiled ratface fucktard; he gets everything that he wants and still whines in every song he writes because his dick always feels cheated on

TheSonomaDude
April 13th 2016
5053 Comments


Wow parker is so cool, we should vape and discuss pussy together thats how cool he is

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Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


If this doesn't publicly bring back Andcas nothing will.

torts
April 13th 2016
4300 Comments


you guys really need to cut that "pop punk is mysoginistic and awful" shit

Sinternet
April 13th 2016
14156 Comments


Pop punk everyone

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Sinternet
April 13th 2016
14156 Comments


But seriously this girl should press charges

oWhoadYo
April 13th 2016
1959 Comments


what the fuck is the story so far

Cygnatti
April 13th 2016
31751 Comments


Pop punk isn't at all misogynistic. But parker canon probably is tbh.

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Randy Blythe did it better

wham49
April 13th 2016
3450 Comments


you go on stage where you do not belong and take a selfie, you get what you ask for, the world is not here for your convenience,

act like an idiot, get treated like an idiot

LewisShaw
April 13th 2016
275 Comments


Remember when this guy stopped a show over security being heavy handed with a fan and now he's drop kicking teenage girls off stage

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


People videoing themselves at gigs are the worst so as much as I know that this was an ill advised and v naughty thing to do...it is hilarious and if it makes just one other person decide not to video half a gig holding their shitty phone in front of my face it'll have been worth it

MisguidedYouth
April 13th 2016
240 Comments


this really isn't that bad, but of course with their rep, he's gonna get bashed on.

Mort.
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
13006 Comments


"you go on stage where you do not belong and take a selfie, you get what you ask for, the world is not here for your convenience,

act like an idiot, get treated like an idiot "


yeah bruv she asked for it wow obviously holy fucking shit

wham49
April 13th 2016
3450 Comments


what gives her the right to go on stage and subject everybody to having to watch her take pictures of herself, f'ing disgrace

she is lucky is was not a real band, with real adult fans or they would of actually continued the beating in the crowd

Cygnatti
April 13th 2016
31751 Comments


^wat.

Devastator
April 13th 2016
3370 Comments


What gives him the right to dropkick her off the stage? Either A) Tell her to get the fuck off the stage or B) Tell or let Security get her off. Yeah it's dumb to jump up there to take selfies but he had no reason to do that.

anarchistfish
April 13th 2016
25912 Comments


^^^

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


All he did was help her jump off stage maybe he thought she was scared and needed help. Randy Blythe did it better tho.

wham49
April 13th 2016
3450 Comments


ask the people at Altamont what happened when they went on stage, ask anybody who went on stage at a motorhead show what happened to them, and they weren't taking selfies, bands are not there for YOU , they are there for the whole audience, the under 18 crowd are clueless

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


lol how is anyone actually justifying this.? do you honestly think you would be okay with this happening to you? pretty sure you'd be pissed and busy shitting all over him

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


Asking nicely wouldn't have looked nearly as funny tho

Gameofmetal
Staff Reviewer
April 13th 2016
10092 Comments


there was a new clip at a different angle that made the kick look a lot less violent and dangerous

i mean, he definitely shouldn't have done it but i really dont like the violent condemnation going on. like she wasn't injured badly, she wasn't even mad about it. are we going to ignore that he defended that fan from the security guard at warped tour last year and still call him a complete scumbag? i think there's something off with that

also lol at people still calling tssf lyrics misogynistic, dumbest shit ever guys come on now

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


wat

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


It was probably staged so the band looked extra tuff

wham49
April 13th 2016
3450 Comments


treeman, it would not happen to me because I know there are other people at the show, it is not a private show just for me, they are not zoo animals for our enjoyment, let them perform and stay the F out of the way

MyNameIsPencil
April 13th 2016
4918 Comments


cause assaulting a girl is a good way to look tough to your peers

I wouldn't disbelieve tbh

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


we are classing this as assault? lordy

Sinternet
April 13th 2016
14156 Comments


...And out come the retards to justify assault and violence against young girls. Stay classy Sputnik.

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


One of the top comments from that video:

"Imagine the outrage if it was a guy kicking the girl off the stage"

Sinternet
April 13th 2016
14156 Comments


if it's not assault then what is it?

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


also i dont know how anyone here can justify someone dropkicking someone off a stage but its w/e

doomjitsu
April 13th 2016
1240 Comments


someone is definitely getting banned tonight as the thread continues

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


literally no one here thinks taking a selfie on stage at a show is cool its fucking lame thats not the point

DinosaurJones
April 13th 2016
5528 Comments


Okay, we can say all this because she ended up turning out fine. But the dude dropkicked an unsuspecting person in the back. What if he had nailed her in the spine and she had actually been injured? Would it be okay then? Yeah, hindsight is 20/20, blah blah.

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


we gotta go back to the good ol days of punk rock and bash her fucking head in with a bass guitar

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Get on stage
Shake the cage

Dropkicked on face

wham49
April 13th 2016
3450 Comments


and out come the idiots who think it is ok to do anything you want regardless of circumstance and blow the whistle when somebody doesnt react the way you want them to to your own stupidity

also calling people retards that is the most classless thing said on this thread, completely disrespectful to people with mental illness,

you are obviosly the type of idiot who would get on stage , ruin a show and be pissed when they kick you out of the show, wondering why they treated you so unfair

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


Here's a situation:

You put down your shit at a table at a coffee shop so you can do some work and you go to get a cup of roast. When you get back to the table you notice some girl starting to sit down in another seat at your table. do you:

1) ask her to leave
2) slowly pull her chair away from the table with her sitting in it
3) fucking drop kick her



BandNewbac
April 13th 2016
2351 Comments


HAHAHA

wham49
April 13th 2016
3450 Comments


you know it Clover

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


I take my bass guitar and bash her on the head

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


if you stand on the stage you have identified yourself as a stage diver - you're going back into that crowd in the usual fashion...she just got a first little nudge, like a chick being encouraged to leave the nest for the first time.

It's...it's...a beautiful thing. She'll be stage diving like a pro in no time.

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


"u're going back into that crowd in the usual fashion...she just got a first little nudge"

a little nudge is a nice way to put dropkicked

BandNewbac
April 13th 2016
2351 Comments


AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

Devastator
April 13th 2016
3370 Comments


I ask her if she's DTF of nah.

BandNewbac
April 13th 2016
2351 Comments


they are all like fuck yeah kick me in pls

BlacKapes
April 13th 2016
1832 Comments


hey at least he isnt raping that girl and throwing shit on her like gg allin would

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


id let parker cannon drop kick me anyday bby

Treeman
April 13th 2016
1425 Comments


if u think she deserved it u probly like Trump lol

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


I bet the pic was cooler for seeing a dude in dropkick mid flight in the background

Trump has some dropkick masters in his entourage guaranteed

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


That wasn't even a dropkick. Stop going after this guy. I hate violence and I think some of you are just over fucking sensitive people.

Cimnele
April 13th 2016
1239 Comments


"she was lucky it wasn't a real band" i giggled

Cygnatti
April 13th 2016
31751 Comments


Lmao what

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


a storm in a teacup let me guess

Ashen
April 13th 2016
1392 Comments


got a kick out of this video ngl

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


we found the trump supporter

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Bernie Sanders is the only candidate I take seriously. Donald Trump is a terrible person.

Mort.
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
13006 Comments


"and out come the idiots who think it is ok to do anything you want regardless of circumstance"

yeah like kick a girl off a stage cos she was taking a selfie

you fucking moron

Devastator
April 13th 2016
3370 Comments


Shits getting heated up in here.

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


its ok guys she was taking a selfie so shes probably a narcissist and deserved it

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Yeah this is soooo heated.

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


I think we need to just drop (kick) it before things get REALLY heated

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


I'm operating at a safe distance from Trump here in the UK - I thought he was a comedy export at first.

I'm cool with him continuing to make me laugh as long as America doesn't actually vote him in and give him access to briefcases, launch codes and big red buttons

Feather
April 13th 2016
3772 Comments


Siding with Torts (surprisingly) and Teacup. That wasn't bad at all. To be honest, its pretty funny. I'm sure the girl is fine and you are all just being soft, I actually expected this to be a funny thread, not a bunch of people whining

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


can someone tell me what the story is so far

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


"I'm cool with him continuing to make me laugh as long as America doesn't actually vote him in and give him access to briefcases, launch codes and big red buttons"

Americas fucked, yo

BlueSwan
April 13th 2016
556 Comments


The story so far is this guys a douche

Feather
April 13th 2016
3772 Comments


http://dailycaller.com/2016/02/24/political-science-professor-odds-of-president-trump-range-between-97-and-99/

MyNameIsPencil
April 13th 2016
4918 Comments


I mean I laughed a bit but still it was a bit of an overreaction from Mr Cannon

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


but did the incident cause any discernible shift in his existing level of doucheness?

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


"Between -97 and -99"

No chance, no chance in hell!

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


"Between -97 and -99"

No chance, no chance in hell!

MyNameIsPencil
April 13th 2016
4918 Comments


yeah hasn't Cruz been gaining momentum for the republicans anyway

Danred97
April 13th 2016
1367 Comments


As usual Treeman is mvp by using logic and basic human decency. If you think she deserved it, you are a fucking despicable human being.

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


I want to take you all to at least a Madball show.

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Let's visit the East side concerts of the 80s and compare

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


can we delete this thread

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Yeah this should be deleted since it is not news.

TheNewWhack
April 13th 2016
1511 Comments


It's official. This site is now populated by pussies.

doomjitsu
April 13th 2016
1240 Comments


This site is now populated by pussies

old news

Ashen
April 13th 2016
1392 Comments


climbing on the stage to take a selfie is obnoxious af. why can't she just kick back and enjoy the show.

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


lmao

TheNewWhack
April 13th 2016
1511 Comments


I've been away for a while, doom.

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Idk if they are pussies or little kids who haven't had life experiences yet so let us refrain from such names and understand that they could just be dumbass PC kids.

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


"I've been away for a while, doom"

who dis

emester
April 13th 2016
8132 Comments


lol pair this up with the home run contest music from melee

In all seriousness, this kind of shit should be expected. Climbing on stage and being a fucking dildo is honestly insulting to the rest of the crowd, as well as being disrespectful to the performer and plain fucking selfish. Think of the stage a like a rented room at a hotel or such. Even though you don't exactly own it, it pretty much is yours until your stay is finished. If some random bumble fuck tries to force themselves into the room you'd be pissed i'd bet. Only people allowed are granted access under discretion of the paying party. Its as simple as that and applies the same to live performances.

Doubt a little kick is gonna give the girl ruptured organs or internal bleeding.

Basically, be a dick, expect to eat shit

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Ashen
April 13th 2016
1392 Comments


it was definitely an effective way to kickstart the crowd at least

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
14211 Comments


they say your heroes always dropkick you down

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


"Doubt a little kick is gonna give the girl ruptured organs or internal bleeding"

u ever fell on ur head from that height, seems u do

Danred97
April 13th 2016
1367 Comments


I legitimately don't get how it's being a pussy to say that this guy is a douche and that you probably shouldn't be defending him. Yeah the girl is a dumbass, but being a dumbass does not open you to being put in physical harm.

TIL - calling out an asshole makes you "a kid with no life experience"

emester
April 13th 2016
8132 Comments


Theres a sea of flesh cushion surrounding her

Danred97
April 13th 2016
1367 Comments


People get hurt crowdsurfing all the time. People have died stagediving. Having people there doesn't mean it's okay. Put aside the physical harm it could've caused, the guy is still a dick. What rational human being thinks drop kicking somebody is the best way to get them offstage. Get security to take care of them. It's really simple.

doomjitsu
April 13th 2016
1240 Comments


shut up

Danred97
April 13th 2016
1367 Comments


Great response ;)

Ashen
April 13th 2016
1392 Comments


kicking her off the stage was extremely effective. right in the center of gravity mang

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


@dan No but getting on stage to take a selfie does. She got what was coming to her. She wasn't hurt. She was kicked off the stage with no injuries. She deserved it. She didn't deserve to be hurt and she wasn't. If she was hurt I would feel different but I've seen security do much worse over and over again.

Devastator
April 13th 2016
3370 Comments


Parker used Dropkick, it's super effective!

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


So I don't feel anger towards a kick in the booty towards people probably aware that there are people to catch when they seem them on the stage.

Danred97
April 13th 2016
1367 Comments


Storm In A Teacup- Seems we've just reached an impasse. I don't really care, but thanks for the discussion though. See you guys at the next controversial thread. 👍

beachdude
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
841 Comments


All that needs to be said:

http://thehardtimes.net/2016/04/12/singer-story-far-apologizes-stupid-whore-dropkicked-off-stage/

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


awful

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Okay now I can stop defending him. Wow lol. He must have a small penis or be overly sensitive.

emester
April 13th 2016
8132 Comments


ffs this isn't a debate about who is in the right and who is in the wrong, but rather an example of the consequences of disrespecting a performer and the rest of the audience

Danred97
April 13th 2016
1367 Comments


Well, he seems like such a pleasant person to be around. I'm so glad I don't listen to these idiots.

Devastator
April 13th 2016
3370 Comments


So that statement is true? Fuck him to the highest degree.

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


~the consequences of disrespecting pop punk band The Story So Far~

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


“Yo, I want to apologize for overreacting and almost shattering that chick’s spine last night. I shouldn’t have so quickly resorted to violence, but let’s not forget how many hearts that stupid whore has probably broken. Defend pop punk.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thealwaysopenedmind
April 13th 2016
608 Comments


Parker Cannon to girl: "This is a lesson on why you shouldn't get on stage."

Parker Cannon's Cellmate BIG BEN to Cannon: "This is a lesson on why you shouldn't kick people off a stage. Bend over...."

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


"ffs this isn't a debate about who is in the right and who is in the wrong, but rather an example of the consequences of disrespecting a performer and the rest of the audience"

I think most of us agree with you...but now the evidence is out that the singer really is a piece of shit so now you have to wonder if maybe he did kick her out of anger issues and just being a piece of shit instead of her dumbass intruding on stage to take a selfie and getting kicked off because she shouldn't be there.


Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Dudefellerbros the singer of Story So Far MUST be Andcas.

emester
April 13th 2016
8132 Comments


Read the dude's statement and i retract everything I say. The edge is too real.

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


guys you dont get it, he was DEFENDING THE SCARCITY OF POP PUNK.

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


where's the picture of andcas on pkmn saying he's gotta defend pop punk

sixdegrees
April 13th 2016
24029 Comments


the hard times is satire just so you guys know

sixdegrees
April 13th 2016
24029 Comments


not that this guy isnt a douche but yeah

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Lmao oh wow. I quit this thread hahahaha

doomjitsu
April 13th 2016
1240 Comments


the story so far/joyce manor crowd-etiquette-themed split when

emester
April 13th 2016
8132 Comments


"defend pop punk"

please tell me people like this don't actually exist and mean it seriously

PLEASE

sixdegrees
April 13th 2016
24029 Comments


"Numerous sources are now reporting that Ben Weasel has promoted Cannon to a black belt in hand-to-hand female fan combat."

Devastator
April 13th 2016
3370 Comments


@emester They do unfortunately.

emester
April 13th 2016
8132 Comments


So basically its The Onion for people who dye their hair blue

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


D E F E N D
E
F
E
N
D

sixdegrees
April 13th 2016
24029 Comments


pretty much

Danred97
April 13th 2016
1367 Comments


My emotions have been toyed with to much Damn It!

Seriously though, the fact that a response like that sounds like something he'd say, says a lot about this guy in general.

Tunaboy45
April 13th 2016
15197 Comments


that's some real punk shit Sid Vicious would be proud

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Ashen
April 13th 2016
1392 Comments


in parker's defense that was clearly a jump kick and not a drop kick

beachdude
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
841 Comments


Yeah The Hard Times is satire, was hoping that would be obvious haha

AngryChristian
April 13th 2016
113 Comments


I wouldn't be surprised if he did it to be funny or something, but still, don't dropkick people off the stage.

Danred97
April 13th 2016
1367 Comments


Ashen with a good point. We really should be better about spreading false accusations:p

Scoot
April 13th 2016
18701 Comments


guy is a complete tool

elliootsmeuth
April 13th 2016
3222 Comments


i shouldn't find this funny, but it is. really douchey nonetheless

LoLifant
April 13th 2016
1201 Comments


Oh come on I wrote that news and the title was "The Story so far goes WWE" and I wanted to make the first comment saying "sources say guy's got requests to enter the ring with Cena" now I can't be funny any more

+ the parenthesis at the end is unnecessary imo since the vid's less than 2 minutes and the interesting part starts after 30 seconds anyway

Sinternet
April 13th 2016
14156 Comments


thank god they changed it

Calc
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
15674 Comments


that wasn't a drop kick come on people....

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bloc
April 13th 2016
42532 Comments


omg some of the comments in this thread have me dying of laughter, thank you

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Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


c'mon tssf, let's get sickening!

LoLifant
April 13th 2016
1201 Comments


yeah actually a loser version of the typical bruce lee style kung-fu-kick but the news is funnier this way.

either way I'm glad I never liked those guys to begin with so now I don't have to feel bad when listening to their music. inacceptable behaviour imo, even if she might have acted annoyingly (by standing there for a whole of 6 secounds, wow...). doesn't make his move less stupid. it's not so much about the strength of the kick but rather the fact she didn't see it coming at all. could've broken her neck...deep.

Winsomniac
April 13th 2016
8425 Comments


Chalk another one up to the 'death by selfie' tally and call it a wrap, boys and girls

Nah that was definitely a shithead move, but I'm sure everyone's just surprised Parker Cannon isn't prince fucking charming riding a horse named chivalry.



Calc
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
15674 Comments


^everybody already knew that about him.

we coulda had another randy blythe situation had that chick died.

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


yea that's why everyone's worried, no more ppl dead pls

ThomasTheCure
April 13th 2016
331 Comments


way better view of the kick: https://youtu.be/jS4ikQ7VZ8s?t=55m33s

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


it could be worse, they couldve been one of those people who broke their neck that one time Steve Aoki jumped off a stage rafter on a fucking inflatable boat. or the person with a near death allergic reaction after Aoki threw a cake at them.

wtferrothorn
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
5664 Comments


Like a lot of things, nobody was in the 100% right in this situation. Yeah, it was really dumb of her to jump up onto the stage to take a selfie. People probably payed a lot of money to see these guys pay; not cool to intervene with that just to get a closer shot of the band. Dick move. On the other hand, kicking the girl off the stage was definitely not the smart way to deal with the situation, or the nice way. Let security deal with shit like this and nobody has to get dropkicked. In short, this was a terrible way to deal with a really dumb fan.

Danred97
April 13th 2016
1367 Comments


Stay away from Steve Aoki, got it.

TooManyFriends
April 13th 2016
2439 Comments


all the fuckin idiots going "huepfh durpf its snot even a big pffftbh deal" would be ENRAGED if a security guard dropkicked this douche off the stage

LoLifant
April 13th 2016
1201 Comments


the difference is, that she is just a teenage girl (+ part of the reason they can make a living with their shitty music) and he is a grown up man (in theory), but didn't act like one.

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


"he is a grown up man (in theory), but didn't act like one."

to be fair this is pop punk

Nocturnalize
April 13th 2016
2463 Comments


I thought that was awesome people who take selfies at show deserve to be in wheelchairs

LoLifant
April 13th 2016
1201 Comments


"to be fair this is pop punk"

kicks like that are only legit if this is sparta

SteveP
April 13th 2016
88 Comments


Jesus what a piece of shit. Not that it's any surprise, but wow. Can't believe people still support this band.

If you're on stage too long, most bands that aren't pieces of shit will gently nudge/shove you towards the crowd, at the worst. Not risk breaking your back or making you fall on your head. That was just straight up assault.

wham49
April 13th 2016
3450 Comments


no such thing as assault when you are trespassing, which is what she was doing, have a right to protect yourself

doomjitsu
April 13th 2016
1240 Comments


i was actually serious about badbadnotgood, they really dropped a new song

doomjitsu
April 13th 2016
1240 Comments


fire! orchestra coming in 2 weeks, possible aoty

erizen826
April 13th 2016
842 Comments


Hate to be that guy but that's definitely not a dropkick.

Edit:https://cdn.thinglink.me/api/image/741747089679056896/1240/10/scaletowidth this is a dropkick

Sinternet
April 13th 2016
14156 Comments


to be fair you go to an Aoki show you expect to go fucking nuts like that time he was on hisefucking trampoline and smashed his neck against the edge of the stage

Sinternet
April 13th 2016
14156 Comments


'no such thing as assault when you are trespassing'

yes

yes there is

Gameofmetal
Staff Reviewer
April 13th 2016
10092 Comments


lol at people who didnt realize it was a satire article

user
April 13th 2016
1497 Comments


wham49 listens to aerosmith

GmemberKills
April 13th 2016
3097 Comments


To my eyes all he did was just push her into the crowd with his feet, i think the video makes it look a lot worse.

I really don't think he tried to hurt her at all, this same dude stopped in the middle of a performance to fight a security guard that was wrongly attacking a fan in the crowd. He obviously has showed he cares about what happens to people in the crowd.

JohnFire
April 13th 2016
475 Comments


https://youtu.be/jS4ikQ7VZ8s?t=55m39s
https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12993547_1093243197402941_7799043592273522550_n.jpg?oh=85bde9f53e2817b4b2ae5f162c3cf13e&oe=57B05BA6
https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12523844_1300102110006209_4953925172394521039_n.jpg?oh=70b86b6bbd63009fbd0cb890bec2c6dd&oe=577E2470

Now close it.

LoLifant
April 13th 2016
1201 Comments


@ johnfire

Are you serious? Not gonna watch that long ass video but who gives a shit about those screenshots? Even IF they are real and not just faked by another fangirl so there is some "evidence" to defend the incarnation of her wet dreams, it doesn't change anything. Her stupidity doesn't make his behaviour any less inappropriate. She probably would say the same thing even if she had been hurt just because she is a naive fangirl who loves "her boys" so much.

ThomasTheCure
April 13th 2016
331 Comments


@GmemberKills

pretty irrelevant when he did this last year: https://youtu.be/W45bzfTHbt0?t=12m16s

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


ya the kick was not that bad actually

GmemberKills
April 13th 2016
3097 Comments


yeah i mean shit a security guard would of done way more than a little push kick. he was doing her a favor

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


he looks like a pussy lol

LoLifant
April 13th 2016
1201 Comments


So what makes jumping on stage to crowdsurf in any way more justifiable than jumping on stage to take a selfie? Those additional 2 seconds you need for the latter?

Cimnele
April 13th 2016
1239 Comments


sorry everyone i like pop punk now, I just didn't get it until I saw this

Spec
April 13th 2016
34653 Comments


STOP THE DAYUM MATCH...ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.

lol


Spec
April 13th 2016
34653 Comments


But yeah no one needs to get booted in the spine over a selfie.

truekebabpower
April 13th 2016
786 Comments


Violence is never the answer guys.

that being said he should just stop playing and publicly shamed her instead; would be more satisfying too imo.

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


it was a light kick actually

user
April 13th 2016
1497 Comments


"Even IF they are real and not just faked by another fangirl so there is some "evidence" to defend the incarnation of her wet dreams"

lol holy shit

Danred97
April 13th 2016
1367 Comments


This is now my favorite thread on this sight.

DatsNotDaMetulz
April 13th 2016
3302 Comments


Fuck Cannon and fuck TSSF. This isn't the only reason to hate them.

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Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


what other reasons are there

Mystletainn
April 13th 2016
4050 Comments


This is what should happen to all pop punk fans

Feather
April 13th 2016
3772 Comments


Teacup I'm dissapointed in you for believing a satire news story :/

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


"This is what should happen to all pop punk fans"

lmao

SnakeDelilah
April 13th 2016
19567 Comments


no such thing as assault when you are trespassing, which is what she was doing, have a right to protect yourself


so what gives those stage divers the right to do whatever the fuck they want?

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


the consent of the crowd, who would give anything to erotically touch any part of the band's frontman

hal1ax
April 13th 2016
7850 Comments


That kick was weak. I could've done way more damage to that girl

Tyler.
April 13th 2016
12777 Comments


i bet dude

Ashen
April 13th 2016
1392 Comments


those screenshots are cancer

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


free abortion!

Cimnele
April 13th 2016
1239 Comments


they

trve
April 13th 2016
1431 Comments


This is what should happen to all pop punk fans

[2] hard

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


@ Feathers you can be disappointed in me but I love that I fell for it. I laughed so much when I realized it. It came off as believable since there really are people like that.

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


This thread is gold.

AdolfChrist
April 13th 2016
11295 Comments


idk if he kicked her in the back or the ass, but her head jerked backward from it. Thats a good way to give someone neck and/or back problems.

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Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


that bitch deceased

torts
April 13th 2016
4300 Comments


that bitch deceased [23578964332899854322688]

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Oh god here comes Adolf, Jesus Christ

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


i discovered his username is actually a good song from a band

adr
April 13th 2016
11670 Comments


the dude thinks they're a hardcore punk band lmao;
also sputnik being overly dramatic no surprises

TheMrAlexK
April 13th 2016
8171 Comments


At least he didn't piss on anyone

AdolfChrist
April 13th 2016
11295 Comments


Yeah that bat was a dick.

Storm In A Teacup
April 13th 2016
21921 Comments


Yeah only a piece of shit would piss on someone.

BlacKapes
April 13th 2016
1832 Comments


she also took out most of the front when she got kicked, and subsequently they all got trampled to death. that girl claiming it was her is actually a hired actor meant to throw off the perception of the band until the tour is over, youll see, also bush did 9/11 and chem trails are killing us all

AdolfChrist
April 13th 2016
11295 Comments


Stop posting.

ScuroFantasma
Contributing Reviewer
April 13th 2016
10575 Comments


Just an unnecessarily shitty way to deal with it

Yeah she's wrong to get up there for a selfie or whatever but that kick was just low

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chug73
April 13th 2016
2898 Comments


This thread is a joke.
Parker is an idiot, always has been.

chug73
April 13th 2016
2898 Comments


Also there was another incident a while back where he was throwing beer bottles at some female fans when they came around to see him he started yelling at them and just being himself tbh.
As for this, he really needs asses himself. Kids worship him and treating fans like this is showing he doesn't respect them let alone women (there are more stories out there of him disrespecting women as well)

HoneyFries
April 13th 2016
36 Comments


I honestly laughed. The way you people are commenting it's like he started "Rape Culture" magazine, monthly. A dumb girl (probs would've done the same to a dumb guy) living life through her phone and a guy forgets about the internets sensitivity long enough to do something for the lulz. Relax... SJW will harass him, and in a couple days you'll have the apology you so desperately need.

brettgoespunk
April 13th 2016
214 Comments


I think that this girl shouldn't have gotten on stage to take selfies, but Parker also shouldn't have kicked her off stage. The girl has now stated that she was drunk and doesn't hold any hard feelings towards him, but Parker was still being a dick.

someguest
April 13th 2016
28347 Comments


If he did it to a dude no one would give a fuck. Don't jump on the stage if you can't take the heat.

zaruyache
April 13th 2016
17283 Comments


a guy forgets about the internets sensitivity long enough to do something for the lulz.

"internets sensitivity" equals "being shocked when dudes in bands attack their fans"?

--

Because pop punk didn't have enough problems already with sexual assault allegations out the wazzoo, it now has regular assault issues too. It's like you people forgot about that whole Randy Blythe debacle from a few years ago.

someguest
April 13th 2016
28347 Comments



Because pop punk didn't have enough problems already with sexual assault allegations out the wazzoo


The root of the problem is the music itself; such relentless shit was bound to have all types of frustrations bubble up in its performers/listeners.

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


"If he did it to a dude no one would give a fuck"

he actually did, and people actually didn't give a shit

AdolfChrist
April 13th 2016
11295 Comments


Lol yeah, like if youre going to jump on a stage youre not supposed to be on, you should just expect someone to possibly cause neck or back injuries by dropkicking you in the back and into a crowd. I mean, its only fair.

someguest
April 13th 2016
28347 Comments


Well, there you go. Women can't cry for equality then bitch when something happens to them that also happens to a man showcasing the same behavior. That's not how this shit works. You can't have it both ways.

Props to this girl for being a champ about it.

someguest
April 13th 2016
28347 Comments


Lol yeah, like if youre going to jump on a stage youre not supposed to be on, you should just expect someone to possibly cause neck or back injuries by dropkicking you in the back and into a crowd. I mean, its only fair.


Quit excusing these dumbasses. It makes you look pathetic.

AdolfChrist
April 13th 2016
11295 Comments


You know what someguest? Youre right. How dare they get on the stage! As soon as they do that, whatever happens next is justified. I agree!

Feather
April 13th 2016
3772 Comments


With a name like Adolfchrist, I thought you'd be less soft

sixdegrees
April 13th 2016
24029 Comments


with a name like Feather I thought you'd be softer

someguest
April 13th 2016
28347 Comments


Way to go extreme. All actions you take have consequences, and most of the time you are consciously aware of such consequences. That's what keeps the majority of us from doing reckless shit. Some people do it anyway. And we laugh at them on the fucking Internet.

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


that bitch should be beheaded

Feather
April 13th 2016
3772 Comments


@six I literally thought the same thing to myself right after hitting enter haha

Brabiz
April 13th 2016
882 Comments


r i p

jimmykidd
April 13th 2016
636 Comments


ah, good ol poppunk bands. bunch of angry girls.

tflo8669
April 13th 2016
3 Comments


Its like when you go to an every time I die show and the smallest, youngest girls manage their way to the front before the band comes on. Then within two minutes of the first song starting and the entire crowd rushes the front of the stage, one of these girls is on the ground covering their heads trying not to get trampled and hoping not to die. You always help them up. You toss them up to crowd surf their way out and proceed to get kicked in the face by some other guy crowd surfing. If I got on stage and the dude kicked me off I wouldn't be mad because I put myself in the situation. You cant jump up on stage without the expectation of some one kicking you off.... literally or not so literally. Just like you cant go to the very front of a hardcore show without the expectation of the crowd going fucking wild. Sometimes you cant have the glamour of a selfie on stage with the band with out the repercussions.

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


too long, did read

zaruyache
April 13th 2016
17283 Comments


"Women can't cry for equality then bitch when something happens to them that also happens to a man showcasing the same behavior."

kicking male fans is also bad and I'm equally upset by that now that I know that it happened at all.

Flugmorph
April 13th 2016
16609 Comments


smack that bitch
poor music for poor people

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Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


that's one person tho, the chick also had a good attitude.

can't deny no one batted an eyelash when the dude was kicked tho

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
April 13th 2016
55074 Comments


Always hated this band for their misogynist lyrics

betray
April 13th 2016
9092 Comments


people deserve to be intentionally injured agreed w/ everyone

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Cygnatti
April 13th 2016
31751 Comments


'"If he did it to a dude no one would give a fuck"
he actually did, and people actually didn't give a shit'
lmao, who woulda thunk?

chug73
April 13th 2016
2898 Comments


Flug you really are a clown and should just hang yourself (take pics so I can see).
Regardless of if its a guy or a girl he shouldn't be literally kicking fans around. Those kids are reason he can live out his dreams of playing depressing pop punk (instead of getting a job) to equally depressed kids who will grow out of it in a few years.
Should she have been up on the stage? Probably not.
The sickening part was how the crowd cheered. The scene really is becoming a strange place.

Tyler.
April 13th 2016
12777 Comments


maybe you should chug73 some bleach

chug73
April 13th 2016
2898 Comments


Will do

AdolfChrist
April 13th 2016
11295 Comments


My main problem with his stupid behavior isnt that he was being a dick. Idk if you guys know this, but being dropkicked in the back is not good for your back or neck. It could have easily caused her injuries. And it might have, but she may not feel it until years down the road.

JeetJeet
April 13th 2016
4240 Comments


Pretty shitty dropkick. Dude's form is waaaaaay off.

chug73
April 13th 2016
2898 Comments


Adolf I agree but too many people are concerned with how "omg if he dangerously kicked a guy instead of dangerously kicking a girl this wouldn't be a big deal see sexism is real guys!"


AdolfChrist
April 13th 2016
11295 Comments


Yeah, i mean, theyre right but thats beside the point here.

zaruyache
April 13th 2016
17283 Comments


lemme reiterate: You remember when Randy Blythe "shoved" that kid off a stage and he actually died? Stop.

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


1. the fall wasn't actually as hard as the video in the post shows -- see the other video
2. the randy blythe tragedy proves falls from the stage can be deadly
3. regardless of ur stance on the issue, the fact that the dude kicks dudes on the regular and nobody bats an eyelash but when a girl is kicked everyone loses their minds, is sexism

SnakeDelilah
April 13th 2016
19567 Comments


regardless of ur stance on the issue, the fact that the dude kicks dudes on the regular and nobody bats an eyelash but when a girl is kicked everyone loses their minds, is sexism


s m h

zaruyache
April 13th 2016
17283 Comments


maybe nobody lost their minds because nobody coincidentally made a sputnik thread for those other times eh

LotusFlower
April 13th 2016
12002 Comments


"If he did it to a dude no one would give a fuck. Don't jump on the stage if you can't take the heat."
shit comment of the day goes to...

Asdfp277
April 13th 2016
14700 Comments


"maybe nobody lost their minds because nobody coincidentally made a sputnik thread for those other times eh" -- and why u think that is, genius

"shit comment of the day goes to..." -- why is the first part of the comment "shit"?

user
April 13th 2016
1497 Comments


it's bigger news because pop punk is already a cesspool for shitheads taking advantage of young girls

Asdfp277
April 14th 2016
14700 Comments


yeah this is totally about that

TenSecondsToThink
April 14th 2016
1604 Comments


funeral for a friend shared their opinion on the matter:

https://www.facebook.com/funeralforafriend/posts/10154008353464376

chug73
April 14th 2016
2898 Comments


lol Randy went to prison you chump. *stop*

BlacKapes
April 14th 2016
1832 Comments


aint no one care about that shitty washed up band's shitty opinions

Cryptkeeper
April 14th 2016
1668 Comments


How can you be so big an ass that you have to get on stage for a selfie? That's even worse than filming.

Gwyn.
April 14th 2016
17013 Comments


More sorry for the fact that she was in a The Story So Far show than for getting kicked

Cryptkeeper
April 14th 2016
1668 Comments


There's like 3 people in this thread that mosh, anyone else shouldn't talk about physical contact in venues.

MuhNamesTyler
April 14th 2016
6152 Comments


Shows how stupid/shitty their fans are. Everyone cheers a girl gettin kicked like that and then all go back to havin a good time. Fuck these assholes, band fuckin sucks anyway

Calc
Contributing Reviewer
April 14th 2016
15674 Comments


"If he did it to a dude no one would give a fuck"

dumb but true..

AdolfChrist
April 14th 2016
11295 Comments


"There's like 3 people in this thread that mosh, anyone else shouldn't talk about physical contact in venues."

lol wut

ScuroFantasma
Contributing Reviewer
April 14th 2016
10575 Comments


"There's like 3 people in this thread that mosh, anyone else shouldn't talk about physical contact in venues."

Coincidentally there's like three things wrong with that statement. She's not in the pit when she got hit. There's difference between contact and a fucking flying kick to the back, off the stage. And fuck off, you don't need to have been in a mosh pit to understand that he's a dickhead who didn't even hesitate to kick her - no consideration for other options.

BlacKapes
April 14th 2016
1832 Comments


she probably deserved it anyway js

AdolfChrist
April 14th 2016
11295 Comments


4. How does it make you an expert on physical contact
5. How do you know only 3 people in here mosh.

there were so many things wrong with that sentence i didnt know where to start.

Flugmorph
April 14th 2016
16609 Comments


"Flug you really are a clown and should just hang yourself (take pics so I can see)."

woooooow dude i thought we cool

AdolfChrist
April 14th 2016
11295 Comments


The contrast between the status one person thought he and another person had and that quote just made me laugh my ass off.

Flugmorph
April 14th 2016
16609 Comments


And legitimately so

Mort.
Contributing Reviewer
April 14th 2016
13006 Comments


sput2016 advocating suicide nice

chug73
April 14th 2016
2898 Comments


I'm the worst user here. I take it seriously.

JohnFire
April 14th 2016
475 Comments


To everyone that's only seen the one video from the back, watch this before commenting, thank you. It also has a time stamp, so you don't have to watch a "long ass video" (idiot).

https://youtu.be/jS4ikQ7VZ8s?t=55m39s

Flugmorph
April 14th 2016
16609 Comments


hes almost gently pushing her

LoLifant
April 14th 2016
1201 Comments


JohnFire thx for the video now we have even more evidence that he is definitely a douchebag kicking teengirlfans in the back without any warning or proper reason (she was standing there for 6 seconds).

As I said, it's not about the power of the kick but the fact she didn't see it coming. Just look how her head is snapping back. Looks totally not unnatural or dangerous.

Cryptkeeper
April 14th 2016
1668 Comments


Sarcasm is hard to read I see

tempest--
April 14th 2016
20350 Comments


Parker is a fuckwit for kicking fans
chick is a fuckwit for getting on stage
security are fuckwits for allowing it to happen
sput users are fuckwits for defending anything about this

Flugmorph
April 14th 2016
16609 Comments


@3NCrypt3D
thats not a new thing

SpiritCrusher2
April 14th 2016
5546 Comments


dropkick to the back is lame yea, but I'm more annoyed with kids who don't know how to behave on punk or metal concerts these days. like, you can't just get up on the stage and stand there still ffs. few months back, here in my town, some kid was crying after the show because his precious smartphone got wrecked in the mosh pit while he was trying to take a video of the song standing right next to the pit. I mean what do you expect ffs?! either stay further back or stay home and watch a movie with your mom or something

Flugmorph
April 14th 2016
16609 Comments


woooord

Cryptkeeper
April 14th 2016
1668 Comments


Tfw noone knows how to mosh anymore

chug73
April 14th 2016
2898 Comments


edgy

Treeman
April 14th 2016
1425 Comments


"This sit is filled with pussies"


I would rather be surrounded by pussy than asshole

Storm In A Teacup
April 14th 2016
21921 Comments


Idk my girls asshole feels pretty good when I'm in there

Storm In A Teacup
April 14th 2016
21921 Comments


Idk my girls asshole feels pretty good when I'm in there

SleepApnea15
April 14th 2016
10 Comments


Who gives a shit

Flugmorph
April 14th 2016
16609 Comments


prob his girl

Flugmorph
April 14th 2016
16609 Comments


on his dick

Mystletainn
April 14th 2016
4050 Comments


Mosh pits are mostly just running around shoving each other.

If you want to get decked in the face or spin kicked go to a deathcore show

Mystletainn
April 14th 2016
4050 Comments


Mosh pits are mostly just running around shoving each other.

If you want to get decked in the face or spin kicked go to a deathcore show

ScuroFantasma
Contributing Reviewer
April 14th 2016
10575 Comments


*windmill arms*

anarchistfish
April 14th 2016
25912 Comments


https://www.facebook.com/thestorysofarca/posts_to_page/

l0l

zaruyache
April 14th 2016
17283 Comments


"dropkick murphy are soooo hardcore"

*snort*

anarchistfish
April 14th 2016
25912 Comments


woman doesn't care apparently. sort of disconcerting. i sense boundary issues

BallsDeep
April 15th 2016
4647 Comments


Read it as Story So Far's vocalist is a dropkick, which is essentially what the post proves anyway

JS19
April 15th 2016
5807 Comments


what an arseface

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Cryptkeeper
April 15th 2016
1668 Comments


'If you want to get decked in the face or spin kicked go to a deathcore show'
Honestly, if you're not a whiny cunt those pits aren't that bad

Hopelust
April 15th 2016
2673 Comments


Not sure if it was posted, but here's what the guy from The Banner had to say about all of this. I found it particularly hilarious, so check it out. Also, I'm sort of with this guy in his opinion on the situation

http://www.theprp.com/2016/04/12/news/watch-story-far-singer-dropkick-selfie-taking-fan-back-crowd/



zaruyache
April 15th 2016
17283 Comments


besides the casual misogyny of his whole "guys don't hit girls" bit he does have a [crudely stated] point. When your entire fanbase is made up of teenagers and young 20-somethings, you should prooooobably not publicly be a jerk to kids unless you want them to stop giving you all their money.

Hopelust
April 15th 2016
2673 Comments


Could you elaborate a bit more on "casual misogyny" there zaruyache?

Yeah, Im generally pretty OK with crudely stated points.

torts
April 15th 2016
4300 Comments


he was making a joke dickhead

Mystletainn
April 15th 2016
4050 Comments


"Honestly, if you're not a whiny cunt those pits aren't that bad"

Oh shit we got a bad ass over here lmao. Pretty sure people have gone into concussions over that windmill shit. Most people go to shows to have a good time and hang with like minded people, if you're going just to assault people you're doing it wrong and I'd suggest some mental help.

Hopelust
April 15th 2016
2673 Comments


Torts, don't take your bad day out on me man, cuz I just don't give enough of a shit to listen to you bark.

Regardless, if Z is joking, I missed the joke. Hard to tell peoples' tone of voice over the internet.

Aftertheascension
April 15th 2016
3565 Comments


shit band

BeyondCosby
April 15th 2016
1503 Comments


So whats the story so far guys?

Cimnele
April 15th 2016
1239 Comments


every time i ever went into a moshpit i got my lip bust
it's like
hey friend please form an orderly queue. no shoving, the better you behave the less trouble we'll all have if you know what i mean innit

(stop fucking bruising me you idiot)

TylerLamberg
April 15th 2016
220 Comments


http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/fan_kicked_off_stage_by_the_story_so_far_singer_speaks_out - interview with the girl that was kicked. She doesn't care in the slightest.

Tyler.
April 15th 2016
12777 Comments


what the hell are you still doing here

zaruyache
April 15th 2016
17283 Comments


He should've said it's not OK to hit *anyone* but by implying that women need special protection [from men] he's casually implying that women are inferior and need men to protect them. That's casual misogyny blah blah patriarchy.


Asdfp277
April 15th 2016
14700 Comments


kicking men nose first off the stage is misogyny yea


Cryptkeeper
April 15th 2016
1668 Comments


'Oh shit we got a bad ass over here lmao. Pretty sure people have gone into concussions over that windmill shit. Most people go to shows to have a good time and hang with like minded people, if you're going just to assault people you're doing it wrong and I'd suggest some mental help.'

How hard is it for people to stay out of the pit when you don't want to be there?
If you go and pit (especially at a deathcore show) you should be prepared to get hit, same thing with Wall of Deaths, just stay close to the stage, left or right or in the back of the venue and you're fine, it's not that hard.
If you are complaining about moshing at a metal concert, I'm pretty sure you're the person who needs to see a shrink

Hopelust
April 15th 2016
2673 Comments


Gotcha Zaruyache. That's kind of what I thought you were getting at.

Storm In A Teacup
April 15th 2016
21921 Comments


I think its okay to admit that most men are on average the physically dominant gender. That position by itself is not being against any movement or ethical issue it is just fact.

Mystletainn
April 15th 2016
4050 Comments


@encrypted

That's true, personally I think the pit is part of the whole experience. I've just seen videos of some big guy just punching the living shit out of the crowd who aren't in the pit or people trying to push others into the pit who don't want to participate and I think that's really slimey.

Cryptkeeper
April 15th 2016
1668 Comments


Yeah those guys are the worst

zaruyache
April 15th 2016
17283 Comments


I think its okay to admit that most men are on average the physically dominant gender.

physically yeah, testosterone is a bugger. But repeating that dumb old "Real men don't hit girls" bit just further promotes the silly notion that violence is OK as long it's only between dudes.

chug73
April 15th 2016
2898 Comments


lmao at people here talking about "the pit".
She was on stage not in "the pit gettin no special treatment". The singer of the band physically kicked her off the stage. Which part of that is unclear?
The part where at every concert you run the risk of the singer trying to hurt you because you dare venture "into the pit"? the part where he thinks that type of behaviour is acceptable? Or even the part where the crowd full of shitheads just cheers?
lame.
Who cares if she said she is still a SSF fan after it? If she actually had gotten hurt everyone would be singing a different tune. He still kicked her, still showed violence against a fan. Sorry, but Parker is 100% in the wrong.

chug73
April 15th 2016
2898 Comments


Also I've been to hundreds of hc shows, from the smallest shittiest shows in someone's lounge room with nobody to huge ass stadium shows. I've seen fans do the exact same thing as her and guess what? No one ever kicked them off the stage. Security have stepped in on a few occasions and I've seen singer get annoyed at fans on stage (and yes I understand they shouldn't be there) but I've never seen someone potentially hurt a fan like that.
I want to hear Parker's response to all this. Let's hear how it was "rly needed to keep the gig safe" or some bullshit.
You do not handle your fans like that.

ScuroFantasma
Contributing Reviewer
April 15th 2016
10575 Comments


Well said

Flugmorph
April 15th 2016
16609 Comments


still havent heard an appology from you chug

JigglyPDiddy
April 15th 2016
3157 Comments


The dude's a dropkick murphy.

Mystletainn
April 15th 2016
4050 Comments


we're having a side conversation, ever heard of those?



Cryptkeeper
April 15th 2016
1668 Comments


'She was on stage not in "the pit gettin no special treatment". The singer of the band physically kicked her off the stage. Which part of that is unclear?'
Are we going to get our knickers in a twist everytime someone gets hit in a venue? She's fine, she said she's cool with it, noone got hurt, yeah he might be an ass, but meanwhile people still listen to Mustaine so all this controversy is meaningless.
Also what Mystletainn said, comprehensive reading is hard.

chug73
April 15th 2016
2898 Comments


Crypt: No one got hurt this time. The fact that no one was injured doesn't make it right.
"I was speeding and I didn't get hurt or hurt anyone"
You were still speeding, and still running the risk of hurting someone. It's a crude comparison but the point is still the same, just because a risk doesn't eventuate one time does not mean it cannot happen again. Also doesn't change the fact you were doing something stupid. Also like I have said, he physically kicked a fan. It wasn't an injury from some dumbass fan freaking out in a crowded mosh pit, it was the singer deciding he is good enough to handle fans badly.
Who cares what Mustaine says? He always talks bs and honestly, none of it is important.
Given how sketchy the HC scene is and recently all the stories about the sketchy dudes in the scene it just makes the scene less and less appealing.

Flug: are u ok?

MarsKid
April 15th 2016
4888 Comments


I have to say, this thread really






















Kicked off.

barcafan21
April 16th 2016
2752 Comments


did anyone else see twiabp go off on twitter about this cause it was amazing

Digging: Brand New - Science Fiction

SnakeDelilah
April 16th 2016
19567 Comments


best thing ever lol

ZippaThaRippa
April 16th 2016
10058 Comments


I once overstayed my welcome on stage and one of the guitarists kicked me in the back while I was getting ready to stage dive. I thought it was pretty funny. "get outta here you rascal!"

barcafan21
April 16th 2016
2752 Comments


@snake god i loved it so much

Intothepit
April 16th 2016
3400 Comments


Should have swept the leg...

LoLifant
April 16th 2016
1201 Comments


lol twiabp are hilarious

DeadGuy
April 16th 2016
909 Comments


damn this band is hardcore lol

maybe it would have been more appropriate if it was like David Allen Coe with rebel meets rebel or something lol

bach
April 16th 2016
15639 Comments


parker cannon is a pussy my dad could beat him up

LoLifant
April 16th 2016
1201 Comments


Actually I think the fact that an official statement takes so long will make any honest sounding apology whatsoever still look bad because he clearly is discussing things with his management instead of getting out there asap and clear things up or apologize.

SnakeDelilah
April 16th 2016
19567 Comments


it's too late now

MarsKid
April 16th 2016
4888 Comments


It's okay, heel get over it.

Clearly, he's demonstrated he can go toe-to-toe with the greatest pop punk bands.

I think from here the band needs to be their best foot forward.

Okay I'm done now.

DAVECATAZ
April 18th 2016
112 Comments


Woah now that's a little too punk rock, Parker. Kill the owl and free the dove.

LoLifant
April 20th 2016
1201 Comments


They made their first post on facebook since this thing came up. It was about some new shirt in their shop. No matter what a possibly upcoming statement might say, it's too late.

zaruyache
April 20th 2016
17283 Comments


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1194022913941496&set=p.1194022913941496&type=3&theater

sixdegrees
April 21st 2016
24029 Comments


someone needs to dropkick snide into mt. vesuvius

LoLifant
April 21st 2016
1201 Comments


band was never that good anyway...glad I have one more reason to not listen to them, just like with The World Alive after their ridiculous "we always win"-post

Intothepit
April 21st 2016
3400 Comments


No.

SnakeDelilah
April 21st 2016
19567 Comments


stop

jesterhead92
April 21st 2016
3366 Comments


"band was never that good anyway...glad I have one more reason to not listen to them, just like with The World Alive after their ridiculous "we always win"-post"

They weren't good either tbh

Shitty scene spawns shitty bands

zaruyache
April 22nd 2016
17283 Comments


Supposedly being "OK" with being assaulted doesn't make assault OK. It's still assault.

SnakeDelilah
April 22nd 2016
19567 Comments


but of course snide wouldn't understand that

Asdfp277
April 22nd 2016
14700 Comments


what is nuance

bach
April 23rd 2016
15639 Comments


the real crime is how bad this band fucking sucks

bach
April 23rd 2016
15639 Comments


CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES

Intothepit
April 23rd 2016
3400 Comments


"Edit: Not even gonna bother entering into a debate about this."

Because even you know that anything you say in contrast to their statements is fucking stupid.

MillionDead
April 23rd 2016
768 Comments


What he did was really no better than those "crowd killers" at toughbro hardcore shows. Those selfie fans are extremely obnoxious, but it doesn't justify potentially hurting them just because they're in a space you don't like them in. Fire and brimstone evangelists and confederate flag waving racists come to my campus, but as much as I'd like to, I don't hit them with the flying kick.

someguest
April 23rd 2016
28347 Comments


Supposedly being "OK" with being assaulted doesn't make assault OK. It's still assault.


You do stupid shit, stupid shit happens to you.

zaruyache
April 23rd 2016
17283 Comments


too bad we live in a civilized society or else that old testament eye for an eye moral outlook actually might've been considered moral. Too bad tho.

Alias
April 27th 2016
380 Comments


if i was the story so far i would have been pissed. that chick taking a selfie on stage grinds my gears in the worst way. vocals probably could have dealt with it in a less impulsive way but i in no way condemn him for it. just a bad pr move. shes fine

zaruyache
April 27th 2016
17283 Comments


maybe you should jam some party pop punk and chill out a little eh

Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
April 27th 2016
4869 Comments


anyone who takes 'selfies' in that manner deserves nothing less than that bitch in the above video

zaruyache
April 27th 2016
17283 Comments


ya minors def deserve to get assaulted by grown adults #haRdc0r3lyfe #makepunkgreatagain

Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
April 27th 2016
4869 Comments


who cares she was probs a superficial attention seeking bitch with bad parents who didnt teach her not to do stupid shit like she did anyways

SnakeDelilah
April 27th 2016
19567 Comments




Sinternet
April 27th 2016
14156 Comments


Stop bumping this fucking thread guys

Alias
April 28th 2016
380 Comments


you're an idiot zaruyache

LoLifant
April 28th 2016
1201 Comments


She was standing there for 5-6 seconds before he kicked her...we need to bump this thread so it will never be forgotten as long as this cowardly shitband continues ignoring it hoping everything just fades away.

MuhNamesTyler
April 28th 2016
6152 Comments


O'doyle rules!

owen
April 28th 2016
4844 Comments


He was just defending pop-punk!!

Digging: Sun City Girls - Carnival Folklore Resurrection 13: 98.6 Is Death

zaruyache
April 28th 2016
17283 Comments


didn't know thinking assault was dumb made me dumb. #realpunksdontcry #slamdanceordie #hitlerhadsomegoodideas

Cryptkeeper
April 28th 2016
1668 Comments


Proving the point

zaruyache
April 28th 2016
17283 Comments


you need to punk more if you think jump kicking kids at shows is dismissable bruh

Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
April 28th 2016
4869 Comments


what are 'kids' doing at such shows though...

zaruyache
April 28th 2016
17283 Comments


do you expect fifteen year olds to jam Converge like the big boys? kids listen to pop punk. That's like the whole genre's main demographic.

Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
April 28th 2016
4869 Comments


not really, athough still a punk show nontheless. not saying it was the right thing to do but perhaps the iphone zombies/ selfie shite got the best of him. and i really dont blame him for that

SnakeDelilah
April 28th 2016
19567 Comments


although still a punk show nonetheless


LOL

Asdfp277
April 28th 2016
14700 Comments




Intothepit
April 28th 2016
3400 Comments


"not really, athough still a punk show nontheless. not saying it was the right thing to do but perhaps the iphone zombies/ selfie shite got the best of him. and i really dont blame him for that"

So instead of calling security over or asking the girl to leave the stage, you don't blame him for going to the extreme and drop kicking a woman in the back?

SnakeDelilah
April 28th 2016
19567 Comments


what security

zaruyache
April 28th 2016
17283 Comments


trying to figure out what about this band constitutes a 'punk' aesthetic outside of the way they dress.

Intothepit
April 28th 2016
3400 Comments


The punk ethos is mostly dead. The last gasping breaths are definitely not anywhere in the pop-punk community though.

Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
April 28th 2016
4869 Comments


instead of focusing on whats punk or not, and which was not the point, try reading the other part of what i said. rather unecessary what he did yes, but other than that im not trying to be so pc and a saint, as quite a few like to pretend they are these days

sixdegrees
April 28th 2016
24029 Comments


iphone zombies

Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
April 28th 2016
4869 Comments


yah too many of em

yuriiam
April 29th 2016
1 Comments


i'm sure he got a kick out of that

AdolfChrist
April 29th 2016
11295 Comments


"and i really dont blame him for that"

I do, considering hes an adult, he could have really messed up her neck/back, and this wasnt just a one time slip up from an otherwise good person, the guy has a reputation for being a shithead.

zaruyache
April 29th 2016
17283 Comments


"but other than that im not trying to be so pc and a saint, as quite a few like to pretend they are these days"

oh yeah zaruyachee stop bein an sjw dont you know kickin kids is cool if they make you mad? die feminist scum zaru!

Aftertheascension
April 29th 2016
3565 Comments


"Always hated this band for their misogynist lyrics"

FUCKING LOL

this fucking thread

Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
April 29th 2016
4869 Comments


poor attemp at sarcasm even by sput standards. but i get it, you do what you can to have fun, while in this case not getting the concept of other people, contrary to popular and sjw beliefs, who could see themselves in a similar position, having to somewhat fight the urge to not to do what that guy did. but as i said, peeps like to be sjws and have fun while arguing over dumb shit

zaruyache
April 29th 2016
17283 Comments


that was one mess of a sentence and i seriously have no idea what you meant by any of it.

onionbubs
April 29th 2016
5954 Comments


you could say it was dis con nec ted

zaruyache
April 29th 2016
17283 Comments


/thread

kenti123
June 11th 2016
158 Comments


haahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

someguest
June 11th 2016
28347 Comments


The punk ethos is mostly dead. The last gasping breaths are definitely not anywhere in the pop-punk community though.


Who needs punk ethos when we have selfies and social media man? Why try and fuck the man over when you can send the man pictures of your cock?

Storm In A Teacup
June 11th 2016
21921 Comments


Ugh

SnakeDelilah
June 11th 2016
19567 Comments


who bumped this

TheMrAlexK
June 11th 2016
8171 Comments


For a second I thought he did it again.

bentheREDfan
August 20th 2016
346 Comments


Wow. No way in hell I would ever go back if this happened to me. Asshole.

Storm In A Teacup
August 20th 2016
21921 Comments


I couldn't even come up with a good defense for this lol honestly Parker is a piece of shit

Snide
August 20th 2016
7050 Comments


I can defend this easily.
- First off, the girl who got kicked made a public social media statement saying she was in the wrong.
- Second, she was standing on stage snapchatting multiple stories of the concert, in front of the fucking band, blocking everyone's view. That would piss off just about any performer

SnakeDelilah
August 20th 2016
19567 Comments


one person is not going to block the entire band, maybe to the fans in the front of the stage but not to the ones in the back who have a full view of the stage.

that's like dropkicking the guy in front of you just because they have a 5-inch separation in height

Snide
August 20th 2016
7050 Comments


It still doesn't change the point that the girl herself stated on social media that she was an idiot for snapchatting the concert on stage.

FullOfSounds
August 20th 2016
15425 Comments


Whether she was an idiot for snapchatting or not, that doesn't make dropkicking her right.

SnakeDelilah
August 20th 2016
19567 Comments


[2]

Storm In A Teacup
August 20th 2016
21921 Comments


I think she's an idiot either way so her opinion is discounted.

CaliggyJack
August 20th 2016
1781 Comments


Lol this was hilarious she just got whopped off the stage

Next time don't be a shitstain and jump on stage where you don't belong

Cryptkeeper
August 20th 2016
1668 Comments


You act like a cunt, you get treated like a cunt

Futures
August 20th 2016
9079 Comments


metal lives m/

AdolfChrist
August 20th 2016
11295 Comments


"You act like a cunt, you get treated like a cunt"

"Next time don't be a shitstain and jump on stage where you don't belong"

you guys are children. not sure how any adult could see this and be like "hmm yeah that seems like an appropriate response."

zaruyache
August 20th 2016
17283 Comments


Shut the fuck up Snide

BlacKapes
August 20th 2016
1832 Comments


says the guy named adolfchrist

Jasdevi087
August 20th 2016
4385 Comments


lol I hate so many of you even more for this thread, forget how young some of the people on this site actually are until you see shit like this

Cryptkeeper
August 20th 2016
1668 Comments


'you guys are children. not sure how any adult could see this and be like "hmm yeah that seems like an appropriate response."'
She was fine and she apologized, people here getting upset by the lamest shit
¯_(ツ)_/¯

zaruyache
August 20th 2016
17283 Comments


Unless you can confirm that that the person in that supposed facebook post was the actual woman involved, you can't use a supposed post as your definitive evidence. And even if she *was* "OK" with it, that still doesn't excuse it. You can't bootkick people off your stage. Holy shit how hard is this to understand.

Futures
August 20th 2016
9079 Comments


go be offended somewhere else

SnakeDelilah
August 20th 2016
19567 Comments


it's not like parker knew she was going to be alright with it lol

Flugmorph
August 20th 2016
16609 Comments


beeing offended by dropkicks in 2k16

#justzaruyachethings

zaruyache
August 20th 2016
17283 Comments


Trying to adult on the internet is analogous to herding cats, but I still gotta try.

Jasdevi087
August 20th 2016
4385 Comments


yeah goddamn it Zaruyache, how dare you feel outrage at the opinion that this unjust punishment which clearly far outweighs the offence in the eyes of pretty much anyone with a reasonable sense of morality is considered justified by the younger, more naive members of the site?

Futures
August 20th 2016
9079 Comments


i'm definitely older than you

Jasdevi087
August 20th 2016
4385 Comments


yeah you probably are, and it upsets me that with that in mind, this is your attitude towards this topic

Futures
August 20th 2016
9079 Comments


the person who did this admitted what they did was wrong. there is nothing to be offended at anymore.

Jasdevi087
August 20th 2016
4385 Comments


so do you think it was ok that the guy took a running kick at her into a crowd of people off of a stage just because she admitted that she was doing something she shouldn't have?

Jasdevi087
August 20th 2016
4385 Comments


do you actually think that's generally acceptable behaviour?

zaruyache
August 20th 2016
17283 Comments


"beeing offended by dropkicks in 2k16 "

Pop punk and hardcore are not the same thing and I'm p sure kids don't go into pop punk shows thinking violence like that will happen. If this was a crust show with a notably more violent atmosphere, that'd be one thing, but it's not really the same as a singalong pop punk concert.

Futures
August 20th 2016
9079 Comments


do you actually think that's generally acceptable behaviour?

static would be proud of this meme

Flugmorph
August 20th 2016
16609 Comments


humans are a bunch of assholes, get used to it. there are far more urgent things to get worked up about.

Snide
August 20th 2016
7050 Comments


Pop punk and hardcore have been pretty interwoven for the last five years in the scene at least, it's not unreasonable in today's scene to argue that they could go there expecting violence. Why do you think pop punk bands like The Story So Far go on tour and play with hardcore bands like Gideon?

Futures
August 20th 2016
9079 Comments


flug man knows

Futures
August 20th 2016
9079 Comments


gideon are metalcore lol

Snide
August 20th 2016
7050 Comments


Gideon's considered metalcore?
Shit, didn't know that.

Jasdevi087
August 20th 2016
4385 Comments


oh wow you guys are actually serious holy shit lmao. Good luck guys.

Futures
August 20th 2016
9079 Comments


pretty sure you're the one getting worked up over something that happened like 4 months ago and was resolved lmao

Jasdevi087
August 20th 2016
4385 Comments


that's not the point

BlacKapes
August 20th 2016
1832 Comments


its acceptable behavior in afganistan

Futures
August 20th 2016
9079 Comments


yeah it really is

Devastator
August 20th 2016
3370 Comments


Why was this revived?

CaliggyJack
August 20th 2016
1781 Comments


To be quite honest, I think the lead singer should be charged for it. However, I still think it's hilarious and I still think that's what you get for being a shitter.

BlacKapes
August 20th 2016
1832 Comments


yeah its pretty funny, then he prances around like a retard

AdolfChrist
August 21st 2016
11295 Comments


"says the guy named adolfchrist"

how is that relevant at all?

BlacKapes
August 21st 2016
1832 Comments


idk, just felt right

someguest
August 21st 2016
28347 Comments


c'mon we've all wanted to dropkick a bitch at some point or another

DeadGuy
August 21st 2016
909 Comments


yeaa this dude rules

BallsDeep
August 21st 2016
4647 Comments


now he can tick that off the bucketlist

BallsDeep
August 21st 2016
4647 Comments


now he can tick that off the bucketlist

BlacKapes
August 22nd 2016
1832 Comments


now he can tick that off the bucketlist

Futures
August 22nd 2016
9079 Comments


now he can tick that off the bucketlist

CaliggyJack
August 22nd 2016
1781 Comments


now he can kick that off the bucketlist

zaruyache
August 22nd 2016
17283 Comments


[Breakdown]

Flugmorph
August 22nd 2016
16609 Comments


nice

Dunpeal
August 22nd 2016
4118 Comments


lol i needed a good laugh. thanks blokes

dcalderon
August 22nd 2016
435 Comments


I enjoy the song

ZombieParty
May 11th 2017
465 Comments


it was funny because she was fat

MarsKid
May 11th 2017
4888 Comments


It's still funny

BlacKapes
May 12th 2017
1832 Comments


it was funny because she was fat [2]

shmowzow
May 13th 2017
52 Comments


way to treat your fans like shit

Digging: Gong - Breakthrough

Storm In A Teacup
May 13th 2017
21921 Comments


this is only a year old? lol

Flugmorph
May 13th 2017
16609 Comments


thats considered fat?

MillionDead
May 13th 2017
768 Comments


Yeah, not fat at all. wtf?



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