Rolex sue FTSK frontman

2013-05-17 by KenboSlice | 38 Comments
Rolex has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Jonathan Cooke, front man of Forever the Sickest Kids for selling counterfeit watches off of Craigslist.

http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/rolex_file_multi_million_dollar_lawsuit_against_fo rever_the_sickest_kids_fr

Tagged: Forever the Sickest Kids

Comments:Add a Comment 
drasticaction74
May 18th 2013
1807 Comments


what

Digging: mewithoutYou - Pale Horses

Spec
May 18th 2013
28631 Comments


what the fuck is this

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
May 18th 2013
19647 Comments


who

Digging: Robert Hood - Wire To Wire

Ire
May 18th 2013
41856 Comments


he had to pay da bills

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
May 18th 2013
51419 Comments


shit band

Digging: Main Attrakionz - 808s & Dark Grapes III

Sconza
May 18th 2013
267 Comments


Link in the OP isn't working, but another I found says they're looking for $2 million in damages per watch distributed (he offered ~20 to a PI, but Rolex claims he's attempted at least 34).

Ignimbrite
May 18th 2013
5649 Comments


that seems excessive

Digging: Hive Destruction - Hive Destruction

KenboSlice
May 18th 2013
1108 Comments


@Sconza, the link is working for me.

Sconza
May 18th 2013
267 Comments


@Kenbo, the formatting has it fucked up, at least in Chrome. It's set as two links, with the tail end being cut off onto a second line.

GnarlyShillelagh
Staff Reviewer
May 18th 2013
6296 Comments


lmfao this is great

also shit band [2]

TooLateToGoBack
May 18th 2013
1835 Comments


lmao wow

henryChinaski
May 18th 2013
3165 Comments


Haha douchebag.

Digging: Senses Fail - Pull The Thorns From Your Heart

GnarlyShillelagh
Staff Reviewer
May 18th 2013
6296 Comments


cause his shit band [3] isn't in the public eye cause they're a shit band [4]

Cygnatti
May 18th 2013
24941 Comments


This is kinda ancient news, guys.

Digging: katie dey - asdfasdf

TomAkaVeto
May 18th 2013
1746 Comments


Hahahaha quit your awful band and get a real job, loser.

VisceralUproar
May 18th 2013
161 Comments


Andcas, I laughed more than I care to admit.

bloc
May 18th 2013
35420 Comments


Bwahaha holy fuck this is awesome

ILJ
May 18th 2013
6841 Comments


"$2 million in damages per watch distributed"

that is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

ZilbelPing
May 18th 2013
6234 Comments


Shit band [23847] but seriously 2 mil per watch? That's fucking over the top

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
May 18th 2013
29121 Comments


"Rolex sue"

Rolex isn't a band. god you are fucking stupid.

ReAnimator
May 18th 2013
345 Comments


time's up

Digging: Deftones - Around the Fur

Mabbitt
May 18th 2013
1395 Comments


"Rolex sue"

Rolex isn't a band. god you are fucking stupid


Companies can sue too, yknow...

drasticaction74
May 18th 2013
1807 Comments


Rolex is such a sweet band ohmy gaaaaa

sixdegrees
May 18th 2013
18727 Comments


lol

Digging: Sonic Youth - A Thousand Leaves

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
May 18th 2013
29121 Comments


fuck off, random. learn english.

Rolex sues

He even began the article with "Rolex has filed"

ChineseWhispers89
May 18th 2013
39 Comments


hahaha. hilarious. band isn't great either.

pbass0
May 18th 2013
542 Comments


Yea, let's just throw every band in jail now. Woo

pbass0
May 18th 2013
542 Comments


only jonny craig could get away with something like this shit [2]

word to wise, don't do it!

wacknizzle
May 18th 2013
13894 Comments


This is amazing, made my day.

Digging: Rune - The End Of Nothing

Sauce
May 18th 2013
737 Comments


20 million in damages per watch sold?! you'd think their lawyers would know what "damages" legally means.

Calc
May 18th 2013
12818 Comments


@academy

I just noticed that too...people are too used to saying stuff like "this band are" and now it's being used incorrectly lol

Digging: The Ongoing Concept - Handmade

GringoSuave89
May 18th 2013
1090 Comments


First post-hardcore dudes saying they got Macs, now fake Rolexes. I call rims next.

Digging: Jamie xx - In Colour

keyokeyo
May 18th 2013
331 Comments


Lol sooo mad why would you ever do that shit on Craig's List, gotta know how to duck the feds

SarcasticBastard
May 19th 2013
164 Comments


Dude, where's my car?

Dude, where's my MacBook?

Dude, where's my Rolex?

Someone needs to distribute these at one of his shows:

http://d111vui60acwyt.cloudfront.net/product_photos/185847/Picture_13_original.png

SarcasticBastard
May 19th 2013
164 Comments


I wear it as a badge of honor that I didn't know this band existed until just now, nor do I know nor care who this "Ronne Radke" is. I do, however, know Craig, because he's a great singer and fun to watch for the train-wreck appeal.

Calc
May 19th 2013
12818 Comments


*golf clap*

Treeman
May 20th 2013
1263 Comments


2 million per watch in damages really?

as fucking stupid as this is each counterfeit watch didnt cost them 2 million bucks thats fucking ridiculous

XyphynX9
May 20th 2013
137 Comments


Love Rolex's second album.
OHHHHHHHHH they're a company (jk).
Not a big FTSK fan but, rather he was actually doing this or not, 2 million per watch is fucking ridiculous.



You have to be logged in to post a comment. Login | Create a Profile





MOST VIEWED NEWS

Brand New release new song as a f..
Tool + Mastodon supergroup
Slint guitarist survives suicide ..
Muse unleash new single
Scarlett Johansson forms band
Nickelback get groovy
New Muse song
Steven Wilson premieres new tune
B.B. King Dead
Brand New premiere new song



OTHER RECENT NEWS

Myrkur releases new video
Geoff Tate resurfaces
808s & Dark Grapes III stream
Khost stream two new albums
Dan Tompkins leaves Skyharbor
The Wonder Years detail new LP
Cradle debut third new song
Shinedown debut new video
Eliwagar stream new LP
Polyenso reveal album title
Chris Squire passes away
Goblin Rebirth stream debut album
The Velvet Teen stream new LP
Caspian announce new album; relea..
Death Angel preview live album

» see all news

RELATED REVIEWS
Forever the Sickest Kids
J.A.C.K.
Forever the Sickest Kids
Forever the Sickest Kids
Forever the Sickest Kids
The Weekend: Friday
Forever the Sickest Kids
Underdog Alma Mater
Forever the Sickest Kids
Television Off, Party On
FAQ // STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // SITE FORUM // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2014 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Privacy Policy