|Rolex sue FTSK frontman|
2013-05-17 by KenboSlice | 44 Replies | 2339 Views
Rolex has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Jonathan Cooke, front man of Forever the Sickest Kids for selling counterfeit watches off of Craigslist.
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what the fuck is this
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he had to pay da bills
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Link in the OP isn't working, but another I found says they're looking for $2 million in damages per watch distributed (he offered ~20 to a PI, but Rolex claims he's attempted at least 34).
that seems excessive
@Sconza, the link is working for me.
only jonny craig could get away with something like this shit
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@Kenbo, the formatting has it fucked up, at least in Chrome. It's set as two links, with the tail end being cut off onto a second line.
lmfao this is great
also shit band 
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the more you are in the public eye, the less chance you have of getting away with anything. why do this?
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cause his shit band  isn't in the public eye cause they're a shit band 
This is kinda ancient news, guys.
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WHOA OH WHOA OH!
WHY DO I PUT MYSELF IN THESE SITUATIONS?
Hahahaha quit your awful band and get a real job, loser.
Andcas, I laughed more than I care to admit.
Bwahaha holy fuck this is awesome
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"$2 million in damages per watch distributed"
that is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
Shit band  but seriously 2 mil per watch? That's fucking over the top
Rolex isn't a band. god you are fucking stupid.
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Rolex isn't a band. god you are fucking stupid
Companies can sue too, yknow...
Rolex is such a sweet band ohmy gaaaaa
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fuck off, random. learn english.
He even began the article with "Rolex has filed"
rolex mad. rolex don't take no shit.
hahaha. hilarious. band isn't great either.
Yea, let's just throw every band in jail now. Woo
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only jonny craig could get away with something like this shit 
word to wise, don't do it!
This is amazing, made my day.
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20 million in damages per watch sold?! you'd think their lawyers would know what "damages" legally means.
I just noticed that too...people are too used to saying stuff like "this band are" and now it's being used incorrectly lol
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First post-hardcore dudes saying they got Macs, now fake Rolexes. I call rims next.
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Lol sooo mad why would you ever do that shit on Craig's List, gotta know how to duck the feds
it's dumb. band sucks but has some nostalgic guilty hits. maybe if
he was more scene with tattoos he'd get off. actually he would so
it would get half the views, which is just wow on certain principles.
a good natured dude who sings for a harmless pop band that hurts
no-one with his craigslist shenanigans vs. some dude who could
rape a fan and people would defend him till his last dying breath.
whose career should be ruined...gonna go with ronnie radke here.
Dude, where's my car?
Dude, where's my MacBook?
Dude, where's my Rolex?
Someone needs to distribute these at one of his shows:
I wear it as a badge of honor that I didn't know this band existed until just now, nor do I know nor care who this "Ronne Radke" is. I do, however, know Craig, because he's a great singer and fun to watch for the train-wreck appeal.
I want that shirt lol
2 million per watch in damages really?
as fucking stupid as this is each counterfeit watch didnt cost them 2 million bucks thats fucking ridiculous
Love Rolex's second album.
OHHHHHHHHH they're a company (jk).
Not a big FTSK fan but, rather he was actually doing this or not, 2 million per watch is fucking ridiculous.