Rolex sue FTSK frontman

2013-05-17 by KenboSlice | 38 Comments
Rolex has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Jonathan Cooke, front man of Forever the Sickest Kids for selling counterfeit watches off of Craigslist.

http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/rolex_file_multi_million_dollar_lawsuit_against_fo rever_the_sickest_kids_fr

Tagged: Forever the Sickest Kids

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drasticaction74
May 18th 2013
1829 Comments


what

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Spec
May 18th 2013
32610 Comments


what the fuck is this

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
May 18th 2013
19975 Comments


who

Ire
May 18th 2013
41948 Comments


he had to pay da bills

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
May 18th 2013
53976 Comments


shit band

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Sconza
May 18th 2013
272 Comments


Link in the OP isn't working, but another I found says they're looking for $2 million in damages per watch distributed (he offered ~20 to a PI, but Rolex claims he's attempted at least 34).

Ignimbrite
May 18th 2013
6132 Comments


that seems excessive

KenboSlice
May 18th 2013
1301 Comments


@Sconza, the link is working for me.

Sconza
May 18th 2013
272 Comments


@Kenbo, the formatting has it fucked up, at least in Chrome. It's set as two links, with the tail end being cut off onto a second line.

GnarlyShillelagh
Emeritus
May 18th 2013
6386 Comments


lmfao this is great

also shit band [2]

TooLateToGoBack
May 18th 2013
1945 Comments


lmao wow

henryChinaski
May 18th 2013
3494 Comments


Haha douchebag.

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GnarlyShillelagh
Emeritus
May 18th 2013
6386 Comments


cause his shit band [3] isn't in the public eye cause they're a shit band [4]

Cygnatti
May 18th 2013
30408 Comments


This is kinda ancient news, guys.

TomAkaVeto
May 18th 2013
1916 Comments


Hahahaha quit your awful band and get a real job, loser.

VisceralUproar
May 18th 2013
161 Comments


Andcas, I laughed more than I care to admit.

bloc
May 18th 2013
38655 Comments


Bwahaha holy fuck this is awesome

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ILJ
May 18th 2013
6882 Comments


"$2 million in damages per watch distributed"

that is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

ZilbelPing
May 18th 2013
6259 Comments


Shit band [23847] but seriously 2 mil per watch? That's fucking over the top

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
May 18th 2013
30042 Comments


"Rolex sue"

Rolex isn't a band. god you are fucking stupid.

ReAnimator
May 18th 2013
356 Comments


time's up

Mabbitt
May 18th 2013
1497 Comments


"Rolex sue"

Rolex isn't a band. god you are fucking stupid


Companies can sue too, yknow...

drasticaction74
May 18th 2013
1829 Comments


Rolex is such a sweet band ohmy gaaaaa

sixdegrees
May 18th 2013
22310 Comments


lol

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theacademy
Staff Reviewer
May 18th 2013
30042 Comments


fuck off, random. learn english.

Rolex sues

He even began the article with "Rolex has filed"

ChineseWhispers89
May 18th 2013
39 Comments


hahaha. hilarious. band isn't great either.

pbass0
May 18th 2013
552 Comments


Yea, let's just throw every band in jail now. Woo

pbass0
May 18th 2013
552 Comments


only jonny craig could get away with something like this shit [2]

word to wise, don't do it!

wacknizzle
May 18th 2013
14449 Comments


This is amazing, made my day.

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Sauce
May 18th 2013
851 Comments


20 million in damages per watch sold?! you'd think their lawyers would know what "damages" legally means.

Calc
May 18th 2013
15166 Comments


@academy

I just noticed that too...people are too used to saying stuff like "this band are" and now it's being used incorrectly lol

GringoSuave89
May 18th 2013
1109 Comments


First post-hardcore dudes saying they got Macs, now fake Rolexes. I call rims next.

keyokeyo
May 18th 2013
331 Comments


Lol sooo mad why would you ever do that shit on Craig's List, gotta know how to duck the feds

SarcasticBastard
May 19th 2013
164 Comments


Dude, where's my car?

Dude, where's my MacBook?

Dude, where's my Rolex?

Someone needs to distribute these at one of his shows:

http://d111vui60acwyt.cloudfront.net/product_photos/185847/Picture_13_original.png

SarcasticBastard
May 19th 2013
164 Comments


I wear it as a badge of honor that I didn't know this band existed until just now, nor do I know nor care who this "Ronne Radke" is. I do, however, know Craig, because he's a great singer and fun to watch for the train-wreck appeal.

Calc
May 19th 2013
15166 Comments


*golf clap*

Treeman
May 20th 2013
1425 Comments


2 million per watch in damages really?

as fucking stupid as this is each counterfeit watch didnt cost them 2 million bucks thats fucking ridiculous

XyphynX9
May 20th 2013
137 Comments


Love Rolex's second album.
OHHHHHHHHH they're a company (jk).
Not a big FTSK fan but, rather he was actually doing this or not, 2 million per watch is fucking ridiculous.



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