Etienne Sin Gets Crunk

2012-12-01 by | 106 Comments
Savior of Post-Hardcore Etienne Sin has announced that he will be undertaking the
most monumental effort of his entire one album Youtube based career. His own "Punk Goes
Crunk" album, in which he will be making multiple "Crunk" covers of popular rap / pop
artists.

To promote his upcoming aural masterpiece, he has released the first single off of this
album, a cover of "No Lie", originally by 2 Chainz Ft. Drake. The album will be
produced by Jonah Telyas of the band That's Outrageous!. No further information has
been given as to when this gift from the sky will drop on our unworthy heathen heads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZNX3TK_qa4

Tagged: Etienne Sin

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Dimitri1033
December 1st 2012
33 Comments


wat

Ignimbrite
December 1st 2012
6869 Comments


http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/image/35639580206

BallsToTheWall
December 1st 2012
51218 Comments


I'll cock punch this hindu faggot the fuck out.

Spec
December 1st 2012
39433 Comments


Fucking lol.

Calc
December 1st 2012
17342 Comments


pretty sure i hate this guy i cant remember exactly...

Calc
December 1st 2012
17342 Comments


and ignimbrite.......that was amazing.

patman1001
December 1st 2012
1024 Comments


oh god

Aids
December 1st 2012
24512 Comments


wow I guess we're about to find out what's below 1/5!

Scoot
December 1st 2012
22199 Comments


not reviewing this

Emim
December 1st 2012
35268 Comments


that's one ugly chick

OverSlyZed
December 1st 2012
164 Comments


Gonna be the first ever above 5 rating....

OverSlyZed
December 1st 2012
164 Comments


...and album of the decade...

Keyblade
December 1st 2012
30678 Comments


if there ever were a reason for sput to introduce the 0.5 rating, this album is going to be it

drasticaction74
December 1st 2012
1943 Comments


"that's one ugly chick"

she could get it

NothingForSomething
December 1st 2012
186 Comments


I met this guy at warped tour a couple years ago....people i used to go to school with were/are in his band. Pretty funny that he gets a lot of attention on here.

Also "Savior of Post-Hardcore" lololol



Mickeymau5
December 2nd 2012
1614 Comments


Will sound like a broken record, a howler monkey and a fart.

Yazz_Flute
December 2nd 2012
19174 Comments


Etienne goes crunk? That's outrageous

MiniatureHorse
December 2nd 2012
908 Comments


And more than a thousand African babies will die this weekend.

mrbloke
December 2nd 2012
200 Comments


And to think I was going to let him teach me how to scream...

c0nf1n3d
December 2nd 2012
396 Comments


I've chatted with this guy before. He's an alright dude.

But in terms of this cover...it sounded alright until the clean vocals came in.

mrbloke
December 2nd 2012
200 Comments


I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's truly passionate and sincere about what he's doing. If he wasn't he'd probably quit while he's at where his right now.

Then again... Rebecca Black is still making music.

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


So wait, who the fuck is this?

EyeForAnEye
December 2nd 2012
1741 Comments


Kill me.

VanitySeason
December 2nd 2012
398 Comments


literally the gayest thing I have ever seen

VermicideReloadead
December 2nd 2012
1432 Comments


Look the picture of that guy, I thought he was an ugly girl, jajaajjaa.

Inferis
December 2nd 2012
457 Comments


This thing can fucking die now, thank you.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
December 2nd 2012
25884 Comments


its gr8 watching the idiots make fun of other idiots

ILJ
December 2nd 2012
6942 Comments


this fucking guy

nice kate bush avatar

WashboardSuds
December 2nd 2012
5101 Comments


lol

JrmyPrks
December 2nd 2012
385 Comments


Good lord I hate this man with the passion of 1,000 burning suns.

I mean, I guess I don't hate him per se. But he's just... so arrogant in his mediocrity.. good lord..

diediediedie.

wacknizzle
December 2nd 2012
14555 Comments


Fuck you Snide! I didn't wanna know anymore of the atrocities surrounding Etienne Sin until the day I grab him by the hair and whip him head first into a brick wall then in front a moving bus. This is gonna be god awful, I hope it's hilariously bad.

East Hastings
December 2nd 2012
4418 Comments


andcas i dont understand how youve been on this site for so long and are still such a not cool person

East Hastings
December 2nd 2012
4418 Comments


snide remarks*

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


my news articles are entertaining.

you don't have a sense of humor.


Entertaining like a car crash

ILJ
December 2nd 2012
6942 Comments


"my news articles are entertaining.

you don't have a sense of humor."

there is nothing you could possibly do to make the fact that Etienne Sin is releasing more of his shitty music into the world entertaining in any way whatsoever.

nothing.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


well aren't you just a bright ball of positive energy.


I'm just generally mystified and, to be honest, a little concerned for your well being if you think your articles (articles that contain some of the poorest excuse for grammar and generally consist of the kind of culture vulture stereotypes that the E! channel seem to perpetuate on a daily basis) would be considered even remotely entertaining, beyond the obvious joy this site takes in your apparent limited intelligence


Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


Apparently the words "seem to perpetuate" flew right over your head

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


And yet here you are responding

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


Btw, I like the whole "didn't actually read the sentence properly" followed by the "oh, um... but I don't actually care" approach. Shows dedication that does

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


My ego doesn't have anything to do with it, but thanks for thinking about it

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


I imagine if it didn't hold significance you wouldn't bother responding to it, but here we are. Me questioning you, and you questioning yourself

tell me more

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


keep telling yourself that buddy. as of right now this petty
argument that you started, as usual, is just a time filler for my
current boredom.


Argument? I essentially called you an idiot, I haven't seen the rebuttal yet


IdiotequeCigar
December 2nd 2012
392 Comments


I am the crunk

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


Well, not one that you'd be able to think of. A hundred monkeys at a hundred typewriters and all that...

Aids
December 2nd 2012
24512 Comments


oh shit Dev. v. andcas THROWBACK

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeee boiii

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


If you didn't care me ceasing to exist once you logged off wouldn't even be a thought, nor would the entire response

Nor did I assume that you were here to change anything. Seriously, do you just type then breathe, or...?

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


Pretty much, and you're buying it!

Also, I don't think you know what delusions of grandeur means, unless you assume that I'm asking for too much in regards to you ceasing to care

anarchistfish
December 2nd 2012
30312 Comments


I should've created an account to be a dick 24/7 while
contributing nothing of value but snarky comments.

Pretty much just nailed the community psyche right there

KILL
December 2nd 2012
81580 Comments


fuck u

Tyrael
December 2nd 2012
21108 Comments


lol KILL

VicariousIntent
December 2nd 2012
1628 Comments


Every time I come to read a semi-serious news article I can always guarantee I'll see the same fucking conversation from
the same fucking people.

All the people that bitch about how this "isn't news" never even fucking look at the so called "real news". I have seen
articles about new bands streaming their EPs get two comments while anything like this easily gets over 50. It doesn't
bother me, because sometimes when I come on this tight ass website, I actually LIKE the humor of these news articles as
opposed to the usual routine of snarky comments, insults and people taking themselves too seriously.

tl;dr Everyone bitching about what is and isn't news is fucking tool and a hypocrite who doesn't contribute shit to the
news articles that they would consider "real". I am sick of seeing this conversation.

nikotine9
December 2nd 2012
44 Comments


what a F'n ego man

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"tl;dr Everyone bitching about what is and isn't news is fucking tool and a hypocrite who doesn't contribute shit to the news articles that they would consider "real". I am sick of seeing this conversation. "

I'm amazed a MUSIC WEBSITE can make you tick that bad. I wonder how you handle things that piss you off in real life.

Shimana
December 2nd 2012
545 Comments


Not a bad screamer to be fair.

Recspecs
December 2nd 2012
9911 Comments


Gonna get drunk as fuck and review this album.

KILL
December 2nd 2012
81580 Comments


lol

anarchistfish
December 2nd 2012
30312 Comments


Thank you, I agree with you completely. I post both articles like this (actual news but only for people to laugh at)

ignoring the fact that most people just don't care and just want these sorts of artists out of their head

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 2nd 2012
32289 Comments


delusions of grandeur - a delusion that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are.


Now try applying that to:

If you didn't care, me ceasing to exist once you logged off
wouldn't even be a thought, nor would the entire response


without resorting to my ego, but you not caring enough to think about me "going away" after you've logged off dumbass



anarchistfish
December 2nd 2012
30312 Comments


Ignoring the fact that any one of those people can just NOT CLICK ON THE ARTICLE!

yeah I didn't at first. but the article was there on the side of the fucking website and that was enough to plant it in my head

and then you keep seeing it coming up over and over on the recent comments and you have to click it to see what the fuck's going

anarchistfish
December 2nd 2012
30312 Comments


barely anyone's actually commented on the band since the first few comments

SIMBOLIC
December 2nd 2012
6731 Comments


Without judgement what would we do?
We would be forced to look
At ourselves emerged in lost time
Assuming what may be
Without judgement
Perception would increase a million times

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


Snide you are undoubtedly one of the worst users on the site, and that's not just my opinion. Yeah you're nice enough, but you post the worst shit that passes for news.

SIMBOLIC
December 2nd 2012
6731 Comments


(Solo: Schuldiner)

taxidermist
December 2nd 2012
7265 Comments


Did I miss the fight?

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"Did I miss the fight?"

You sure did.

SIMBOLIC
December 2nd 2012
6731 Comments


Ad what's wrong with this article? It's an artist ( termed used as lightly as possible) announcing a new album and what's gonna be on it.

@doteight I bet you would be complaining if this exact same article was posted for a band you liked

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"@doteight I bet you would be complaining if this exact same article was posted for a band you liked"

Except I don't post terrible news articles for fun. But okay, nice story.

SIMBOLIC
December 2nd 2012
6731 Comments


"Except I don't post terrible news articles for fun"

0

The number of relevancies that has to what I just said

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"The number of relevancies that has to what I just said"

Read the above comments, you're another user that can go away. I'm not the only one by a long stretch
who finds this as a useless article. You also rate Parkway over Converge so yeah, invalid.

SIMBOLIC
December 2nd 2012
6731 Comments


"Sorry guys you can't post an article unless absolutely everyone likes the band/news"

Essentially what you just said

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


No point in arguing. The above comments by the majority of the people prove my point. Snide posts shit everyone hates, it's a simple fact. No one cares if it's "for fun" or "for humor". It had nothing to do with you at all, but okay.

anarchistfish
December 2nd 2012
30312 Comments


The number of relevancies that has to what I just said

no one on this site actually gives a fuck about this guy. why not just post an article about every single artist doing something ever?

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"no one on this site actually gives a fuck about this guy. why not just post an article about every single artist doing something ever?"

See, Anarch gets the message.

SIMBOLIC
December 2nd 2012
6731 Comments


"You also rate parkway drive over converge"

Umm
1. Yeh ok how so???
2. Bringing in ratings again= dickhead
3. Taking shit so seriously on Sputnik= super dickhead

@anarchist
Well sure no one may care but if you don't give a shit just don't click on the thread. Pretty easy guise



DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"Umm
1. Yeh ok how so???
2. Bringing in ratings again= dickhead
3. Taking shit so seriously on Sputnik= super dickhead "

Awh, someone's mad.

Do you know where the fuck you are? Ratings are brought in all the time. You're 1100 comments in and you haven't figured that out?

SIMBOLIC
December 2nd 2012
6731 Comments


Yeh but this has nothing to do with my ratings. It's completely off topic. Bringing in someone's rating in a relevant thread about the band is one thing. But what you're doing is just cause ur a dickhead.

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"Yeh but this has nothing to do with my ratings. It's completely off topic. Bringing in someone's rating in a relevant thread about the band is one thing. But what you're doing is just cause ur a dickhead."

Well then I'm not the only dickhead by a longshot, welcome to Sputnik.

SIMBOLIC
December 2nd 2012
6731 Comments




this news article has somehow inconvenienced me. I'm going to whine about it even though no one cares. [356]



DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"this news article has somehow inconvenienced me. I'm going to whine about it even though no one cares. [356]"

Ironic since no once cares about the news article in the first place.

SIMBOLIC
December 2nd 2012
6731 Comments


I'm doteight.
I don't care about this article sooo much that I'm actually going to go to the thread and insult the guy who made it and complain about everything waaaahhh. It's part of my quest to show the world I'm a dickhead on every thread!!!1!!

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"I'm doteight.
I don't care about this article sooo much that I'm actually going to go to the thread and insult the
guy who made it and complain about everything waaaahhh. It's part of my quest to show the world I'm a
dickhead on every thread!!!1!!"

I'm SiMBOLIC. I'm in 7th grade. I don't quite understand the English language yet, but I'll learn
someday. I'll also learn how to write a proper sentence, but it will take time.

SIMBOLIC
December 2nd 2012
6731 Comments


*SIMBOLIC

K let's be grammar nazis on an obscure Internet site about music

anarchistfish
December 2nd 2012
30312 Comments


"this news article has somehow inconvenienced me. I'm going to whine about it even though no one cares. [356]"

Ironic since no once cares about the news article in the first place.[2]

Ironic since you're whining about the band in the first place. Just shut up about them and stop advertising them.

anarchistfish
December 2nd 2012
30312 Comments


me not clicking on it doesn't stop it actually being there

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"you need to be bitching to the mods who accept news articles
and obviously they thought this was worth approving doteight. "

Yeah I know I post a news article for Circle of Contempt and it never passes, but this shit does. I love it.

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"Doesn't matter to me, it's news, I posted it, I will continue to post news articles. "

Cool, and I'll continue to comment on them. One day you'll post one that I like.

Crymsonblaze
December 2nd 2012
8232 Comments


guy and his fanbase need to hurry up and finish fading to obscurity

DotEight
December 2nd 2012
5704 Comments


"everyone on the site feeds on negativity but doesn't want to admit it."

I'll admit that right now. I love negativity. I couldn't stand this site if everyone were nice to each other.

Crymsonblaze
December 2nd 2012
8232 Comments


what troll alts are the most fun part

Hospital
December 3rd 2012
2102 Comments


this dude has potential honestly

his own fault everyone hates him dudes a walking cliche`

Crymsonblaze
December 3rd 2012
8232 Comments


but they usually end up coming back :-)

moshpotatoes
December 3rd 2012
712 Comments


this is the gayest site ever.

Crymsonblaze
December 3rd 2012
8232 Comments


go slam dance you seely wheely

JrmyPrks
December 3rd 2012
385 Comments


Good God, Sputnik lets me down on so many different levels.

krig9412
December 3rd 2012
794 Comments


My goodness what a fun little social interaction this has been. I'm sure this will make for a riveting discussion on how anonymity affects conversations between people if this were to be studied.

Please, continue. This is far more entertaining than Archer right now (and I LOVE Archer)

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 3rd 2012
32289 Comments


damn, you're so delusional your brain won't even process the
connection for fear your little narcissistic dream world could
all come crashing down around you in one fell swoop. shame.


See, now you're just missing the point

BaseballJames
December 3rd 2012
396 Comments


Lame. Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame.

...lame.

Aids
December 3rd 2012
24512 Comments


omg that was the perfect time for the spambot to post its fashion ad thing. gon screen cap and cherish.

Aids
December 3rd 2012
24512 Comments


god DAMN IT I fucking missed it

Aids
December 3rd 2012
24512 Comments


i mean fair play to whoever reported that post, but it was more sensible and related to the article than like 50% of the posts here...

SIMBOLIC
December 3rd 2012
6731 Comments


Everyone notice that doteight is the only guy causing problems?

Cause he's a dickhead!


SIMBOLIC
December 3rd 2012
6731 Comments


Dude I would love to see you cover Capture the Crown's "You call that a knife? This is a knife!"
(Excerpt from ES's website)

Dear god the world would fucking explode

JrmyPrks
December 3rd 2012
385 Comments


Has anyone here actually been to his website?!

Good lord, he's like, the obligatory asian guy with a "Get Rich Quick with my DVD" commercial that comes on at like, 4 in the morning.

There are just not yet words in the human lexicon, to properly convey my righteous hatred of this... thing.

killitwithfire.jpg

XyphynX9
December 4th 2012
137 Comments


omg guise. ay cnt waitt. dis albm iz gna b br00talz as shyt.

Hospital
December 4th 2012
2102 Comments


dont h8 br0sk

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
December 10th 2012
25884 Comments


its tough being the #1 etiine sin fan isnt it



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