My life hurts.

finally

OMG YES

Thank god. Been waiting for what seems like forever.

oh my god yessssssssssssss

chapters 1-12 are the funniest/worst things i have ever seen in my life, no exaggeration

this is simultaneously the best/worst thing ever made

Digging: BT - This Binary Universe

Hidin' in the closeeeeet

Digging: Enemies - Embark Embrace

PIMP LUSCIOUS.

Digging: StraightFace - StraightFace LP

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU CHUCK?

Fuck this douchebag.

OH MY GOD A RUBBER RUBBER RUBBER

Digging: Across Five Aprils - Tragedy in Progress

*lil b voice* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Digging: Children of Bodom - Halo of Blood

But I don't wanna read anymore!

Digging: Cocteau Twins - Heaven Or Las Vegas

Will one of the chapters pertain to peeing on little girls?

can't wait!!!

best news ever

AND I PULL OUT MA GUN!

Digging: Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY

omg i'm as excited as r kelly when he sees a urinal.

that was a pretttttty shitty joke dude.

Digging: Deafheaven - Sunbather

MY LIFE JUST GOT INFINITELY BETTER =D I am so damn happy right now.

Digging: Kanye West - Yeezus

Cool R. Kelly still exists?

lol.

Next chapter: Going Back in the Closet

Now Im in the Closet.

Now I'm in the closet toooooooooo.

IMA SHOOT THIS BITCH!

He's got The Package

cheating on him with a midget

I'M GONNA COME BACK HERE AND SET THIS MOTHERFUCKA OFF

*does 360 chicken dance.