why is it when the news is edited the format gets all messed up on the page? i can't seem to correct it, either. meh

Because you either used Chrome or Safari.

its music news from the home of one of our most beloved entertainers.

its chrome. brb with ff

Classic JohnX

This was hilarious.

Fantastic news, and well reported

Not enough paragraphs about his abs, reported

lolz

Hahaha

wtf lol

cool

Andcas take note, this is how you write unimportant news and make it worth reading

He'll still fail.

wow

Hahahh sweet

Lol

Hahaha I love you John.

This article is almost as funny as that time Chan did that thing

Andcas take note, this is how you write unimportant news and make it worth reading (2)

LL's the man.

Kirby

says nuff

this is one of the best news posts i've seen in a very, very, very long time

Mama said knock you out

ladies love cool james.

Mama said knock you out [2]

I didn't laugh. It's not funny.

So that's why he never dies in movies. Good job.

good 'ol LL

cool article

yawn - gossip style writing is too easy.

not enough of you even know who john is

forums legend

ll lol

Only 2 'Mama said knock you out' comments? Come on, smutnik

hahaha amazing

Epic.

very m/

lollololol "his cool wife and his cool kids"

lol'd hard

Best news article, JXD. It's good to see you on the inferior section of the site again, brought the laughs for sure.

hahahaha

johnxdoe returns

lol thats awesome!

The three strike thing sucks hard

"how dumb do you have to be to commit three felonies."

Pretty sure I've committed hundreds of felonies and gotten away with it.

^ Yeah I'm guessing most of those are rape.

lol this article is awesome...

Anyone say MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT yet?

old news.

bloc wrote:

"Anyone say MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT yet?"

its been said. unfortunately this reporter could not think of the title of the song at the time to pun it. good thing.....

I don't know what I just read, but I liked it.

Needs more roundhouse kicks

Just rob Van Damme's house for those

ha

i hate this fucking website

Pos'd.

I nearly broke a few girls faces tonight. 4 of them jumped my friend who I was walking beside and I was pulling them off her throwing girl after girl and they kept coming. I only got punched in the face once by them and I didn't get mad cuz I didn't even feel it lol.

Fantastic!

He's only doin what mama told him to.

"^ Yeah I'm guessing most of those are rape."

Bahaha

This is why I hate this place.

hate a website? so much energy wasted on something which can't know
or care :/



Storm In A Coffee Mug got beat up by a gang of womens lol. now that is news!

well there was never a stringent atmosphere to the staff. they do want the website to be enjoyable after all especially considering this is a user run community.

if someone breaks into your home while you sleep, you should have every vote to unleash a wrath of fury at your leisure and to your liking. Saw I-VII style even

Kirby's a bitch, if that was me LL woulda ended up my little bitch. And be wearing a dog collar so he knows who his master is

is there a continuing story, here? are some questioning his actions? that would be dumb. imo he could
have killed the guy and i would still be ok with it. not flat out murder him, but if he hit the guy or
shot the guy in self defense and the guy dies, who cares? the man is in his home and i agree...if
someone breaks in in the middle of the night w/e happens to them short of flat out murder is on them

word

hahahaha this sounds as funny as the time when people thought it would be funny to break into footballer duncan fergusons house.

"who lives here i wonder? probably some rich nonce"

*enters house and sees LL coming down the stairs towards him*

"oooooooopppppssssss"

"Kirby's a bitch, if that was me LL woulda ended up my little bitch. And be wearing a dog collar so he knows who his master is"

tuff guy!