oh wow

New System, nobody gives a fuck about your solo albums, geez why even bother reuniting System, oh yeah money fuck

4Xaoty

Jazz album (Jazz-Iz-Christ)

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

I don't expect much of that

God cringed when he read that Jazz album title.

Looks like someone wants to be Devin Townsend.

Serj = GOD

and a little bit of my craziness songwriting method thrown in

I'm actually exited to hear those albums, after all, why not?

Jazz-Iz-Christ is probably the worst wannabe-subversive title in the whole History of the Human Being.

One of them might be good, the rest will be mediocre or worse. His first two solo works were pretty good but nothing amazing.

New System [2]

Why would only one be good? Of course a new SOAD would be great, but it's not up to us to decide when they're going to record one (if they are...)

The chances of all four being above average are slim to none. No one can write that much good material in that short a time period.

But hey I hope I'm wrong I'm down to add a new good Jazz, Funk and Rock album to my Library.

First there was Green Day, now there is Serj Tankian...

I'm under the impression that I live near the end of the '70s and not in the second decade of the 21st century.

Musicians' vanity is starting to rise up again at historical highs.

"No one can write that much good material in that short a time period. "

Buckethead

I like da song he done wit Serj and Buckethead fore da mastaz of hhorror but toxicity da bomb ish 2

In the interview he says he's been writing one of his CD for about three years but just finished it lately. The fact that he is releasing four albums in one year doesn't mean he wrote them all in one year

4 awful albums in one year

record

haters gon hate but he got mad swag wit da industry

This guy sucks so bad. He sings flat like he thinks it's on key.

He's on key ;)

@freedom: u don't know wut u talkin' boi diz man used to sing for a band called slipknot 2 right

What? Slipknot?? SOAD ...

oh shit dats not swag

..........

the title jazz-iz christ does not make me excited about these projects. i just want new system.

I'm betting the orchestral one is the best seeing as how he put the most time into it and he isn't singing. The others will be poor methinks.

All of them will suck.

just wanna hear new soad tbh

"I called it Jazz-Iz-Christ to piss off jazz purists and the religious right at the same time."

You are sooo cool, Serj. Actually, the people gonna be pissed off are the ones hoping to hear good music.

Let me stress this remark Serj made, because it left me freaking out: "I called it Jazz-Iz-Christ to piss off jazz purists and the religious right at the same time"

Good work! You won't only piss that infamous collectives, but also your fans and anybody with good taste.

Seriously, I don't know what's going on with Serj, but he's becoming more of a self-fixated asshole as time goes by. Just look at the covers of "Imperfect Harmonies" and "Harakiri".

I'm beginning to understand why everybody wants a new SOAD album instead of more wankery.

Edit: @KjSwantko: Great minds think alike... and at the same time xD

Should've been Jizz-Ass-Christ.

hey guys this is Rastapunk's FIRST ACCEPTED NEWS ARTICLE, let's all give him a fatty round of applause

Oh god, this piece of shit is the biggest tool. It's impossible to admire his work ethic when it's drowning in vanity.

Oh, and please add an s to the title.

LP is an abbreviation, while most people will write LPs it is not a mistake to write LP in plurial because it still means Long Plays.

"No one can write that much good material in that short a time period."

The Dear Hunter

Jazz-Iz-Christ made me smile 'cause I'm a sucker for bad puns. But yeah, all of these will be dreadful I think.

Ass x4

I wish for you to encounter an axe murderer the next time you pass a corner on the street bloc

There's only one problem with that though...






I am an axe murderer

excited for symphony and Harakiri
meh for the rest

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

Sounds like a bit much to have on your plate at once but he's a creative fella so more power to him if he can handle it. That funk project with Jimmy Urine sounds interesting.

New System, nobody gives a fuck about your solo albums, geez why even bother reuniting System, oh yeah money fuck [2]

Serj has been really active during his post SOAD era. The same can't be said for the other SOAD
members.

Scars on Broadway?

Which means, he probably doesn't need them.

"Scars on Broadway?"

Are you joking ?

No. Yeah, their album was pretty bad but doesn't it still count as being active?

It must get annoying for Serj to be constantly questioned about SOAD when he has so much other (better) shit going on.

"No. Yeah, their album was pretty bad but doesn't it still count as being active?"

Probably not since they have done nothing past this album and Serj is constantly releasing new and overall superior material.

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say his symphony is going to be awesome and everything else is going to be average at best

"LP is an abbreviation, while most people will write LPs it is not a mistake to write LP in plurial because it still means Long Plays."

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

""No one can write that much good material in that short a time period. "

Buckethead"

It's a lot more difficult to come up with slick stand-out vocal melody or verse than it is a cool funky tripped-out instrumental track.

Everyone wants SOAD back, that's all...nothing against Serj in particular.

When you're writing music as your profession, coming out with more than one LP after a year or more of focused writing doesn't seem that ridiculous

"When you're writing music as your profession, coming out with more than one LP after a year or more of focused writing doesn't seem that ridiculous"

I actually think this should happen more, maybe not four at a time but not one in four or five years...

New System (3)

"But seriously, this guy gets a lot more hate then is called for when it comes to his solo career. Granted, he's not perfect by any means, but he still makes for a fun and enjoyable listen. Just my opinion, don't mind me."

more or less agree, he has to expand.
But i would much prefer if he made a new SOAD album, and i think most people agree.

Everyone on this site would snob out and out do one another to prove how much they hated the new SOAD compared to s/t and toxicity if they ever tried to come out with new material.

^
Agreed!