Burzum RPG In The Works
2012-05-14 by hyperi0n STAFF | 87 Comments

In an interview with Varg posted on the Burzum official website, Varg has admitted that he will be working on a tabletop RPG, stating,

"I am not trying to revolutionize RPG gaming with this game or anything like that. I just wanted to add in a game some things I have always missed in other games and remove some things I didn't like, and then create a setting I would want to play in myself."
He will also be infusing much of his knowledge of the sorcery and religion of ancient Scandinavia into the IP, all while balancing this with his new inquiries into the superior Neanderthalic peoples, of which he is reporting Europeans are directly descended from.

More news soon to follow.

http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/2012_interview_olde_haint_press.shtml

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Shiduba
May 14th 2012

424 Comments


Will be the first tabletop RPG I learn to play

taylormemer
May 14th 2012

4913 Comments


loooooooooooooool

Tyrael
May 14th 2012

20725 Comments


Hahahahahaha

HSThomas
May 14th 2012

668 Comments


If his board games are like his music, it'll be overly repetitive with rules no one can understand.

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2012

16242 Comments


will be lame as fuck but i will probably buy it

Adabelle
May 14th 2012

4216 Comments


Brilliant, interview was crazy too

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2012

16242 Comments


Now, i wish to take a more serious turn... I wonder what your feelings are on things like wild-crafting and foraging


AsoTamaki
May 14th 2012

2525 Comments


If he incorporates half of the stuff he discusses in the interview, there's no way this could be lame. Too bad I don't play these things.

Katechon
May 14th 2012

684 Comments


Burzum needs to make a console RPG and the final boss would be a black guy.

linchpin313
May 14th 2012

813 Comments


Who in their right mind would buy it?

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2012

30865 Comments


You have burnt down all the churches in the village

Do you wish to begin raping and pillaging? y/n

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taylormemer
May 14th 2012

4913 Comments


lol a "Raping and Pillaging Game"


AdenZerda
May 14th 2012

118 Comments


See? D&D does cause satan worship. And you thought that loud old lady at church was crazy.

FictionalFlames
May 14th 2012

1516 Comments


RPG games are metal, just like using fucking mercury as a lubricant.

W477ZY
May 14th 2012

67 Comments


This confirms what I've always thought about black metal and its fans.

Emim
May 14th 2012

26476 Comments


the surprise is that it's an actual rocket propelled grenade

techdeathkid
May 14th 2012

92 Comments


This is dumb.

MO
May 14th 2012

18218 Comments


this is hilarious

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Hawks
May 14th 2012

34344 Comments


Yeah this is pretty fucking funny.

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Raz0rGrind23
May 14th 2012

422 Comments


The game will provide gamers the ability to shoot up local McDonalds', establish plans for WW3 as well as level up to 'pocket knife jab to face'

FrozenVain
May 14th 2012

2367 Comments


epic

ttufan09
May 14th 2012

27 Comments


Who am I gonna have to kill to get this game?

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2012

18005 Comments


im gonna buy so hard

youre only allowed to be lawful evil

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Hawks
May 14th 2012

34344 Comments


black metal is so nerdy

Which is why it's so awesome. m/

TheFantasticDangler
May 14th 2012

1149 Comments


lol played my first pen and paper rpg this year at college, it was fun at times. this is really interesting, and the amount of detail that goes into these things is insane. good luck

bloc
May 14th 2012

34669 Comments


Who is this old fool

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SmokingTheClouds
May 14th 2012

639 Comments


Don't quite understand all the criticism. I'm not one to indulge in these things, but... he hasn't even made it yet.

But if it is stupid, I'm sure there will be a way to turn it into a drinking game; like all things in life.

Eclecticist
May 14th 2012

3863 Comments


I hope this doesn't get banned from sale in Canada.

phishing
May 14th 2012

395 Comments


pahahahah

there's seemingly no end to his absurdities

MoosechriS
May 14th 2012

4769 Comments


This sounds oddly awesome M/

botb
May 14th 2012

9523 Comments


fucking yessss

Jellingman
May 14th 2012

357 Comments


Need to blow the dust off my D20's now.

DeafMetal
May 14th 2012

8584 Comments


"if it is stupid, I'm sure there will be a way to turn it into a drinking game; like all things in life."

my exact thoughts

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2012

18005 Comments


how many racist overtones can you find while playing

take a shot for every one

Acanthus
May 14th 2012

9535 Comments


Finally a truly metal RPG, none of that D&D stuff! *sarcasm*

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Jellingman
May 14th 2012

357 Comments


A dungeon crawl a day keeps the church burning away

Xenophanes
Emeritus
May 14th 2012

10585 Comments


which he is reporting Europeans are directly descended from.



Didn't know varg had a PhD in Anthropology.

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RevenantBlue
May 14th 2012

136 Comments


Game of the year, guys

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2012

18005 Comments


Didn't know varg had a PhD in Anthropology.


varg has a phd in talking to odin, who obvs knows all the answers

HSThomas
May 14th 2012

668 Comments


How long before Monopoly; Burzum Edition?

You have murdered Euronymous.

Go to Jail.

zaruyache
May 14th 2012

5848 Comments


Saw new Baroness track and was like :-D :-D :-D :-D
Saw new Burzum RPG and was like :? O_o :-/ :-(


You have murdered Euronymous.

Go to Jail.


and then I lol'd so it was all ok.

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SladetoBlack
May 14th 2012

152 Comments


The Aryan Scrolls IV: Oblivious

Cells
May 14th 2012

1875 Comments


lol?

Cells
May 14th 2012

1875 Comments


wow haha i would buy it

sixdegrees
May 14th 2012

16727 Comments


this is amazing. The most kvlt RPG ever made.

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Crysis
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2012

16242 Comments


Didn't know varg had a PhD in Anthropology.


nah he doesn't, he has a PhD in aryanism advised by Dr. R. Hollier

DeafMetal
May 14th 2012

8584 Comments


haha

gabethepiratesquid
May 14th 2012

4521 Comments


"You rolled a 23, go beat up a Jew"

"Awwwwww man. Do you do anything in this game that isn't racist?"

"Yeah, prob--" *looks over rules* "No."

mangasm
May 14th 2012

672 Comments


Black metal is obviously full of losers.

Twelve51
May 14th 2012

108 Comments


I watched that documentary "Until The Light Takes Us" and the interviews with him in that hotel room that passes for a maximum security prison cell over there were hilarious. I was expecting him to be some intimidating figure but the guy is the biggest dork I've seen in my life.

Ovrot
May 14th 2012

10460 Comments


This will rule

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Wolfhorde
May 14th 2012

12056 Comments


Bet that fucker is gonna make Loki a jew. Gonna so be so uncool.

DatsNotDaMetulz
May 14th 2012

1714 Comments


Level 1: Burn down 10 Churches
Level 2: Kill your bandmate and claim self defense

DarkNoctus
Contributing Reviewer
May 14th 2012

8738 Comments


can't wait to see the racial bonuses! :]

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Mickeymau5
May 14th 2012

1614 Comments


"This confirms what I've always thought about black metal and its fans."



pretty much

AtomicWaste
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2012

1978 Comments


Does that mean that the Dungeonmaster in this game will be the Jewmaster?

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wabbit
May 14th 2012

6978 Comments


I love how random people come to this site for news and the article is submitted by "Ire's wet dream"

Bleekill
May 14th 2012

832 Comments


lol hopefully this will be cool

ITsHxCTOASTER
May 14th 2012

2476 Comments


I will own this

KILL
May 14th 2012

70543 Comments


sweet

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ShadowRemains
May 14th 2012

20230 Comments


nah he doesn't, he has a PhD in aryanism advised by Dr. R. Hollier


rofl

xfearbefore
May 14th 2012

1245 Comments


I would totally play this game just for the sheer absurdity of it's existence. Always thought this guy was a total moron though, good music aside.

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zaruyache
May 15th 2012

5848 Comments


Came back for the comments, end up giggling like little girl. Well played, Sputnik community.


Jellingman
May 15th 2012

357 Comments


"Opens chest... You've found 4000 kroner and an Flaming Viking Broadsword of Church Burning +4"

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
May 15th 2012

30865 Comments


But wait, how about Burzum's Creed?

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/58269037/Burzum+varg.jpg

Jellingman
May 15th 2012

357 Comments


Burzum would rather be bashing skulls with his spiked club than doing parkour, i think.

http://metalheads.ru/_ld/2/279.jpg

DeafMetal
May 15th 2012

8584 Comments


doubtful

Tijnmans
May 15th 2012

353 Comments


He hates capatlism so much XD!

BarkHammer
May 15th 2012

125 Comments


This thread is awesome.

Wolfhorde
May 15th 2012

12056 Comments


The only skull he is gonna crush is his own when he falls because of his fragility. Have you looked at him lately? Dude looks like he aged 30 years in 5 years.

ChrisWyatt
May 15th 2012

88 Comments


This thread is so full ov win

VanitySeason
May 15th 2012

396 Comments


the first ever ttkvltrpg ov all time

DeafMetal
May 15th 2012

8584 Comments


next norwegian i see i'm jumping and knifing

Aids
Contributing Reviewer
May 15th 2012

23798 Comments


what the what

FrozenVain
May 16th 2012

2367 Comments


I bet you can kill your own team mates in this game.

Regulator
May 16th 2012

599 Comments


this is the funniest thread I have read on here in a long time.

Hospital
May 16th 2012

2011 Comments


sputnik makes me smoke

SadAndHolyGlow
February 3rd 2013

1499 Comments


Well, this should be interesting.

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Keyblade
February 3rd 2013

14216 Comments


lmao

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Jellingman
February 3rd 2013

357 Comments


"Well, this should be interesting."

SadAndHolyGlow casts ressurection on old threat - succeeds

oltnabrick
May 17th 2013

30080 Comments


is this still happening?

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Greyvy
June 30th 2014

4022 Comments


i wanna play this

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demigod!
June 30th 2014

43812 Comments


this is huh.... wow

how come i never heard of this til now

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TheGreatQ
June 30th 2014

1257 Comments


Because it died like a month after it was announced.

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demigod!
June 30th 2014

43812 Comments


that's a shame

TheGreatQ
June 30th 2014

1257 Comments


Agreed. Some of his plans for it would have been a lot of fun.

Cygnatti
June 30th 2014

21349 Comments


this would've been so perfect omfg

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