I don't like Rihanna, but this is just begging for attention from washed up "rock stars".

I hate the word slam in pop culture journalism

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okay this news article title is just asking for trouble

i mean really

"okay this news article title is just asking for trouble" excellent : P

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Legendary rock band KISS

Gene Simmons Slams Rihanna

; )

also this guy is a member of fucking KISS, jesus christ shut up gene

don't you have a rally to attend

KISS is apparently the paragon of gimmick-less "REAL" rock music??? have they even seen themselves????

im agngry

I'd slam Rihanna. HARD.

"Legendary rock band KISS" they're def not but they're considered.

If this wasn't the first thing blasting you in the face when going on yahoo for the past 18 hours i'd say post this here.

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I'd slam Rihanna. HARD.


Me too, Ball and Code D.P...

This is so significant

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this news article isn't about drake 1/5

Looks like not only Chris Brown hit that.

why is your avatar that false star wars guy?

Title misleads to a interracial porno.

what did he slam her into?

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why is your avatar that false star wars guy?

Because I find it to be a badass picture.

Death to faux Star Wars

how can something be homosexual and badass at the same time

how can something be homosexual and badass at the same time

Elton John

"Title misleads to a interracial porno" gene has banged a lot of sluts.

It only makes sense that Darth Vader had a beautiful mane of flowing, long hair and boyish good looks when he was younger.

total badass

Balls you should write a star wars erotic novel.

Because I find it to be a badass picture.

he's the worst angry actor ever

the whole third movie it just looked like he needed to shit really badly

you'd be a ruler of darkness if you burned your good looks and destroyed a lifetime of screwing natalie portman around the galaxy.

you'd be a ruler of darkness if you burned your good looks and destroyed a lifetime of screwing natalie portman around the galaxy.

This statement just made my night.
I agree, he looked constipated during the whole damn battle scene with Obi-Wan.

I could...I AM MANUEL STEEL



My mom caught me reading erotic dragon ball z stories online in the family computer quite a few times. Didnt know how to minimize or whatnot I guess.

What is it called, Dragon Balls?

lmao

Luke and Leia incest porn

And who really cares about acting with that hair.............

I don't know but sex stories give me wood.

Why are you guys talking about a movie that was never made?

this is coming from KISS

I can't imagine fapping to Chi-Chi and Goku getting it on. It just seems like Goku would go super saiyan and just destroy her.

I fapped to Bulma before

I thought it was the script but hayden is always that whiny in films.

wow genius he got her good

Not surprised. But I have to admit I can't really picture anyone else playing Anakin in that movie, that's probably because I'm just used to seeing Hayden there.

Android 18 FAPFAPFAP

SOMEDAY I WILL EVEN LEARN TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM DYING! M/ M/ M/

Then I slayed the bitch like Darth Vader

yeah dewd KISS & Motley Crue real medal m/ m/ m/


you say rihanna - i say metallica
you say hip-hop - i say rock
you say justin bieber - i say slipknot
you say jay z - i say iron maiden
you say hanna montana - i scream heavy metal
92% of teenagers have turned to hip-hop and pop, if ur part of the 8%, copy this message and paste it to another picture. DONT LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!!!
IN THE WORDS OF AC/DC
ROCK AND ROLL AINT GONNA DIE !

How in the fuck does Android 18 find Krillin attractive. I just don't get it.

Is she attracted to his baldness or something?

ncguitar fucking lol'd

She is starring at herself in his shiny forehead

There are many good new bands out there, such as Scar Symmetry and Dragonforce.

Krillin has got that long john bro. he calls it the robo pussy slayer.

Gene Simmons slams his jimmy through her mouth roof

Gene Simmons hasn't played on a KISS album since 1978 but has the balls to call someone else out?

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http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/bmann0413/GIFs%20Folder/krillin-spanks-his-butt.gif


Now I know why Android 18 likes Krillin
Dat ass

I like Rihanna. Tommy Lee is a washed-up loser who has to do drum covers of Soulja Boy in order to hype up his dumb popularity. Gene Simmons sucks, Kiss has always sucked. It's all money, they don't have visions of nature and beauty, they want pussy, money, cars and other stupid shit.

I have yet to hear a single song by KISS.

Almost makes up for the fact that he's 4'2. But hey if a midget and a robot can find true love....anyone can.....they should make The Android Saga: a trilogy detailing how Krillin beat out 17 for 18's affections.

I have yet to hear a single song by KISS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWkLOrfDAo4

@balls look at the 1st comment in the video!!! TRUE MEDAL!!!! m/

To EdwardJacobDiggory17, I was 13 when I started listening to Kiss,I'm 52 and play the KissAlive album pretty often

Balls I actually enjoyed that, I might listen to that full album.

http://video.xnxx.com/video1019795/dragonball_z_censored_episodes_-_acosa

balls you're 52? nah imposibru

No, i'm 11 and most girls my age listen to fucking justin bieber ad selena gomez taylor swift and all the other stupid pop singers god am i the only normal 11 year old?

aww then I'm the only one who's >50

Me + Rihanna = super sex

TheAMR66: "Me + Rihanna = super fap"

oh cool DBZ found its way into this thread


Future trunks was a badass he had a sword

Gohan got a sword at one point too but he lost all credibility becoming saiyaman

I came here to see Gene Simmons slam Rihanna, what the fuck is this?

"Legendary rock band KISS"

loloolol

I hate kiss with a passion but it sounded professional. aware it's lolz.

i can't stand rhianna even compared to other similar pop garbage, but it's not like kiss was the pinnacle of musical artistry either.

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this is delightful

KISS and Rhianna both suck hard. Lol'd at all the DBZ comments though.

You know, for someone who has apparently bagged over a thousand women (or whatever the number may be) this is a really misleading news title

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you're a smart one dev so I'm sure you saw past this double meaning.

I would hope that you didn't read what I wrote and decided to reply with that

You live and learn I guess

we know he couldn't get her. probably has lied bout his past numbers.

I'd still be interested to know how many guys in their early twenties are floating around with what appears to be a helmet for hair and searching for their father

I think he's had some kids with his wife but I don't know how many.

Reminds me of the hair helmet from Flight of the Conchords

Kiss slamming someone for lip syncing.

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Kiss slamming anyone for anything

all i think about when i see that avatar is anakin complaining about the jedi council n shit. also the only cool thing he did in that entire trilogy was slaughter those fucking "younglings"

the slaughtering of all the younglings happened off screen. pretty lame imo.

i'd rather listen to Rhianna than KISS

I'd rather watch Anakin Skywalker kill youngings than listen to either KISS or Rihanna.

"i left some fresh cut flowers on the dining table"

"oh, annie.....AWAHHHAGAHGHAGAEHEAHAHEH"

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Sounds like Ke$ha

Anal zebra fuck tard face

Only at Walmart!

but yeah your avatar is pretty gay

YOU UNDERESTIMATE HIS POOOOOOWAAAAAAA!

misread the prophecy, we may have

I'm too lazy to change it. Besides, I'm a massive Star Wars fan. Also, I'm really interested to see if Balls could actually write a Dragonball Z erotic novel, just for shits and gigs.

WHERE IS PADME?!

once you go piccolo you never go back.

gurl are you a hyperbolic time chamber cause when i'm with you, time almost stops

:-*

My name's Vegeta, and the size of my penis is OVER 9000

ever notice how bulma's boobs go from small moons to anatomically correct asian size in the course of one episode

did you ever notice your pants rise when misty came on pokemon? no!

i never watched pokemon

digimon was my ish

"did you ever notice your pants rise when misty came on pokemon? no!"

But they sure did when Sabrina came on

I, however, had rising pants syndrome for Misty as a kid. I don't care who judges, chicks in skimpy clothes with suspenders. Nice. And don't get me started on finding uncensored pages of her from that one Pokemon manga I found online. (No, not porn, it was official.)

Motley Crue is awesome. Tommy Lee is kind of a dumb ass but i want to hang out with him.

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"No fake bullshit."

Coming from the 60 year-old geezer who has been wearing costumes and spitting blood on stage for the better part of 4 decades.

Loooool that headline
this is like that time lemmy said hip hop wasn't music

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between the headline and the comments that have absolutely nothing to do with the article, this is one of the best news pieces this year.

THIS WEAPON IS YOUR LIFE

mick mars writes great riffs.

awesome article title, didn't read

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This article's title has some very interesting implications.

Anyone know what you call a male cougar?

I thought this was about Richard Simmons for some reason... much less interested now.

She's getting beaten up so much there has to be a legitimate reason for it. I'm sure she asks for it.

"I thought this was about Richard Simmons for some reason... much less interested now."

lol yeah

Rihanna > Gene Simmons

"How is this really music news though?" it's about musicians, derp.

Of all the things to hate in the world, people with a name that ends in 'A' is by far the most hilarious

how can something be homosexual and badass at the same time

Elton John

he's the straightest gay man ever.

I wish Ronnie Dio as still around to make jokes about Simmons. RIP.

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Interesting accusations coming from a man whose band's "live" album was completely doctored and all but re-recorded in a studio.

yeah gene is a hypocrite. still a funny article.

hey, this isnt a rihanna sex video. Shame on you for a misleading title.

'So far no return fire about the remarks have been issued from anyone in the Rihanna camp' .. they have better thing to do lol

You know Tommy's backtracked on his comments now right?

Yes, because we make news articles when albums leak and post said links

Article is about a musician condemning an entire genre of music and the artists within that genre. That's pretty news worthy

You go guuuuurrrl

"Don't wanna hear about how the latest Rihanna single is a post-modern masterpiece, Stop punishing me!"

That article title is misleading, to say the least


Seriously, swap "slams" for "rants at"

LOOK WHO'S TALKING, GENE.

Half of the KISS show nowadays is karaoke, and your group has always been known for all manner of trickery, such as studio album edits, added backing tapes in live performances, ghost musicians, and so on. How do you get off criticising others for something you do extensively yourself, you hypocritical little douchenozzle?

MAN I hate this guy!

I thought they meant "slam" as in, "Chris Brown slammed Rhianna, and then the idiot went back to him and made more music with him. You know, because it's all good."

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aw no he didn't

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The best part is that I hate KISS and Motley Crew as much as I hate Rihanna... perfect.

hmm ironic

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Goddamn Master Roshi is straight up rapist in that link

Rihanna > Gene Simmons (2)

"Seriously, swap "slams" for "rants at" that's not funny. slam means diss.

wait....

a member of KISS is calling someone else fake?

funny ain't it.

"no fake bullshit"

how much time did this asshole spend having makeup applied to him before saying this?

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laknogv9N91qd37u4o1_500.jpg

kiss mania: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlmVyWfwvGM

This is pretty hilarious tbh

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Who?

lol @ article title. Though honestly, Rihanna is not the worst choice he could've picked..

Kiss Alive sold millions when it first came out, but it wasn't actually a complete live recording, studio doctoring and what have you, very hypocritical Gene.