Simultaneous Sputnikjizz in 3, 2, 1...
FUCK THIS SHIT
He should do the opposite of the song title
He should do the opposite of the song title 
Every single thread, some one suggests Sputnik is going to jizz. Where do these people come from, and why do they assume everyone on Sputnik jizzes over everything?
jason mraz at the most
Every Jason Mraz song is either some soulless bro-ballad or just complete gibberish strung together for the sake of rhyming words. Fuck this guy.
"Simultaneous Sputnikjizz in 3, 2, 1..."
over Jason Mraz? I don't think so but nice try.
Digging: The Mountain Goats - Beat the Champ