....really?

Is this really news?

what an american idiot

should've slapped her

not with his hands

he's no jesus of suburbia

this has been on yahoo for like 4 days

She was on his nerves

He lives without warning

Well, he had fair Warning.

The flight attendant must live on tight wad hill.

i went to a whore

she kicked me off the plane

I walk a lonely road
because I got kicked off a plane

LOL THE PUNS

SO MANY PUNS

caps

pull em up, to where the buttcrack ends

When I saw the headline, I thought he got kicked off mid flight. He would've sang a real Panic Song then. Maybe he would have fallen into the ocean, washed ashore, and become a Castaway. Or join some cannibals and make Brain Stew.


...


Bab's Uvula Who?

dang

Nice guys always finish last

what a dumpweed

WAIT A MINUTE

Retarded news.

Maybe it wasn't the pants but his Geek Stink Breath.

Looks like he's walking...... contradiction

Maybe he told the stewardess to F.O.D.

I'd be much happier if this was "Green Day Singer Kicked Off Plane Mid-Flight".

song name puns + boulevard of broken planes made me lol so hard

I guess he's not going on Holiday.

This news is somewhat Redundant.

god Billie, you need to Know Your Enemy.

"tell the people to hike up their pants

kill all the fags who DONT AGREE"

this actually made me lol XD

faggots for 800. who is billy joe armstrong?

They treated him like a Minority

PULL UP YOUR PANTS SON!

This thread rules.

No One Knows why the flight attendant was so insistent

i seriously fell on the ground lmao to these puns

I'm high as shit right now and these puns are lol.

He's lucky he could get on another plane. If southwest was really pissed he might have had to wait until September Ends.

GONNA SWITCH TO AMERICAN AIRLINES

DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH, DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH

In the End, the Brat was kicked off the plane. more effort than deserved was put into this ridiculous incident, leaving all involved feeling quite Jaded

lololol next green day song

'f*ck southwest airlines'

"Good Riddance," said the stewardess

gonna stop, the jokes are getting a little Redundant. Repundant

looks like billie had to wait for the plane when it comes around

I hope he had the time of his life.

already been said

Dammit, Sonic.

He was on his own, and there he went.

Looks like his Holiday will have to wait

HOLIDAY

the subliminal mind - FUCK my pants...

Real Stars DONT fly Southwest!

LOL'd

She musta had a bad day.

I can't believe he was kicked off the plane by...Whatsername?

the hostess was such a grouch

Are you kicked out of a flight
thats been planned out for you?
Are you feeling like a social tool with saggy pants?

Bizzare yet slightly entertaining none the less more so for the puns in this thread.

I was a young boy that had big plans
Now i'm just another baggy pants man

Pretty much begging to be moaropeth'd

Damn punk ass kids these days...

At least he wasn't carrying a Letterbomb

puns aren't funny

man this is toooooooooooooooooo punk!!!!!!!!!!!

this thread is very punny

I figured they would have booted him for making the music that he does.

HOT-CHA

at least he wasn't carrying a LETTERBOMB.

This is for sure thread of the year.

When i saw the title of the article i thought the singer left the band and felt happy for a moment.

Yeah, I usually think someone leaves their band when I read "kicked off plane".

Are we still doing puns?

'Cause I'm pretty sure he made his decision to lead a path of self-destruction (and now he's the waiting).

If i promise to go to church on sunday, will you let me on the plane tonight

oh god this thread

down with the moral majority cause he is now a minority

I must not listen to this band enough because I only got like 3 of these. Any they sucked.

But seriously: the flight attendant sounds like a bitch. Having any need to "hike up" your pants is pretty lame, I admit. But threatening to kick him off if he doesn't is just sad.

Welcome to Southwest Airlines.

yeah did the flight attendant FUCK

I read these comments and wanted to avoid using a pun, but I was in the minority.

hmm it's funny how I took the news title too literally.

too bad

maybe he was storming through the party like his name was El Niño


heh heh heh

Ha ha!

I declare I don't care airline
I'm growing up and out of my waistline
In my saggy, baggy pants

Guy's such a tool.

Damn. The list title made me think they would have kicked him off a plane while it was actually flying. That would have been so ridiculous.

Thanks to his stubborness, he remained 2000 lightyears away from his destination.

At least he wasn't going to Pasalacqua.

If the flight attendant was British she would have perfectly good reason to kick him off...

He's a rebel.

punk rock 4 lyfe

This is actually pretty hilarious news.

The puns in this thread are fucking hilarious.

Can't believe he was kicked off a plane ooooonnnnn hhoooooollllliiiiiidddddaaaay!

Man, there's never any good music news this time of year.






















So, you know, wake me up when September ends.

Don't understand why some people are hating on the flight attendant. If I saw a forty year old midget with makeup on showing half his ass on an airplane filled with other people, yeah I'd yell him to grow up.

Like someone packing 21 guns

^ Fucking thread-winner.

Wait, just because one flight attendant asked some douchebag to pull his pants up, the airline isn't "looking out for actual threats to our security"?

Too bad the plane wasn't airborne or this news would be much better.

I'll bet he's feeling jaded after this, but that's what you get for hitchin' a ride on the wrong plane. He should try Novacane, might calm him down some

This is a load of Dookie

This news is fucking stupid. And if you're going to make a corny pun, for the love of christ's tits, read the other comments first because you're all repeating yourselves at this point.

Hmm... Cool.

Don't be a douche, pull up your fucking pants. Shit, you think you're too popular for that?

You thought wrong.

What a cunt.

mine was original, so I guess I'm in the Minority.

even if that one wasn't

Well yeah, I guess it is kinda funny.

Rich people fly southwest?

so much win in this thread.

That's absurd; fuck SWA!

I read the title and thought for a second that he was kicked out of a moving airplane. Which would have been both hilarious and tragic.

@krig same here

puns are for 8 year olds.

I was going to make a song pun comment, but I realized I don't listen to this shit.

But 123 @ Angel

@ andcas only 8 year olds are allowed to enjoy puns but your allowed to enjoy puns if you reach 80 or beyond

I don't feel any shame. I won't apologize when my pants just sag too low.

My pants are so down down down down,

Down down down down

I wonder how this hasn't happened to any ICP members yet..

Never thought about that.

I'm having a blast reading all these puns.

He wrote a fuckin letter as soon as his feet touched ground.

Planned?

i was all by myself.... no one was lookkinnn, i was thinking of you.

When did Green Day become so metal?

lol at the puns

Do you have the time

to please hike up your pants?

To all those who are hating on the flight attendant. Imagine you're on a plane with your dad, and he's wearing his pants low, then yells at someone who's just trying to have common courtesy to avoid complaints from other passengers.

THAT'S FUCKING SAD

haha, these puns..... still, i'm glad to see

the jackass was castaway

it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you pull your pants up on our flight

^probably the best one so far

Dumbass

haha wow

They told him to pull his pants up because his gun was nowhere near size 21

You know, before this that flight attendant was just an Ordinary Girl.

I don't like the guy any more than most of you seem to but the attendant was being a twat. There is no report of there being anything wrong with his attire other than the fact that he was sagging. Since when do they get to tell us how to be comfortable in the increasingly uncomfortable situation that is flying these days? I was hoping there would be all kinds of shit to make fun of here but that is a pretty indefensible position. $10 says that person got fired for opening the company to litigious action despite who the passenger might have been.

"it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you pull your pants up on our flight"

FUCKINGLOL

"it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you pull your pants up on our flight"

Thread has been won

some of these puns made me lol...

hello

This was one of the better threads, yea

*waves at spec*

Kevin Smith also got kicked off of Southwest.

I've also read numerous stories about others being grounded for little reason.

When I read the title, somehow I just knew which airline were the culprits.

Ah this olde story from 2011, back when Green Day was at their punkiest or was that 2006?

why is this i don't even andcas rip

As time ticks by, he won't fly. On his own, there he goes...

oh hey i remember this

ANDCAS WE MISS YOU

no we don't.

no we don't [2]

I miss Andcas and that's a straight shoot

What a dookie

Nah andcas was a cancer to this site. Sorry but twas true

Should've kicked him off the plane mid-air. And I realize that's not really possible or anything. But hell, it would've been a better story.

He lives the true rock n' roll life.

"what an american idiot"

I'm assuming you're a brit. If you are, go fuck yourself kindly.

Is this really news?[2]

Hey man we're just 'having a blast' this is a thread of puns don't be the 'minority' by letting your 'brain stew' in turn causing this thread to derail into an agressive 'walking contradiction'. Keep yourself off 'tightwad hill' 'when I come around' so we can go back to where we began 'having a blast'.

i guess billie joe needs to get off the .......AIRPLANE
get it

still making puns i see

Wait, what? People actually support a grown adult telling another grown ass adult how to dress?

I don't think anyone here does =)