Cryptopsy hates you

2008-07-03 by ScipioAfricanus | 27 Comments
Cryptopsy has recently posted a new song/skit on their myspace. The song, It's Dinner Time, seems to be an attempt to mock their fanbase and anyone with any kind of musical taste. This is further prove for The Genesis Theory, a theory stating that the drummer should never be the band leader. Especially if said drummer has the self control of the Hulk and a sense of humor that makes Pauly Shore look like Oscar Wilde.
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DerMond
July 4th 2008
126 Comments


Tuomas Haaake laughs at genesis theory.

also: screw Cryptopsy

Yazz_Flute
July 4th 2008
19179 Comments


This is old, but it made me lol.

GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET ITS DINNER TIME

botb
July 4th 2008
20164 Comments


They played that live when I saw them on Summer Slaughter before they playing anything. I thought it was funny, personally. I didn't think it was to knock on the fans...

Smileyface
July 4th 2008
309 Comments


hahahahaha

Cryptopsy suck.

Thor
July 4th 2008
10385 Comments


That was funny. And it doesn't make the band any better.

HighandDriving
July 4th 2008
3288 Comments


You'd think people from Quebec would be nicer.......

Thor
July 4th 2008
10385 Comments


I hope they read my review and got uber super duper mega ultra pissed.

DOOD HE DOESNT GET OUR DIRECTION WTF

Pebster49
July 4th 2008
3044 Comments


Flo needs attention like an 13 year old emo boy

ASberg
July 4th 2008
2161 Comments


Craptopsy

Angmar
July 4th 2008
2688 Comments


I hope they read my review and got uber super duper mega ultra pissed.



These reviews would probably anger them more.
http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=193915

jebus FX
July 4th 2008
303 Comments


holy shit even Eric Langlois is part of this. lol I thought he was the only member with some respect left.

RIP Cryptopsy its so sadd

Eakflanderyof
July 4th 2008
7021 Comments


DOOD HE DOESNT GET OUR DIRECTION WTF


YAH DOOD. TYPICAL DEATHCORE AND CLEAN VOCALS GOS OVERS MY HEADS.

I understand their anger because they've pretty much been universally panned and ridiculed, but they're still so pretentious and insulting toward their fanbase. What they don't realize is that we don't hate it because of clean vocals (I like lots of metal bands with clean vocals that do it well). They just wrote shitty songs with poorly placed and sucky clean choruses. An obvious attempted cash-in and everyone knows it.


WARisalliknow91
July 5th 2008
493 Comments


I don't think the vocalist is too bad other then his lows need work, just bad song writing.

Dude can sing.

i am the robots
July 5th 2008
1027 Comments


[quote=Eakflanderyof]YAH DOOD. TYPICAL DEATHCORE AND CLEAN VOCALS GOS OVERS MY HEADS.[/quote]
YEAAAAAAAHHHH I DONT NO WUT DEATHCORE IS FUCK YEAH

Eakflanderyof
July 5th 2008
7021 Comments


YEAAAAAAAHHHH I DONT NO WUT DEATHCORE IS **** YEAH


Give me an example of a deathcore band then. It's more of a trend than a genre anyway.


McP3000
July 5th 2008
4121 Comments


Wat

there are plenty of deathcore bands

WARisalliknow91
July 6th 2008
493 Comments


lmao did you say its more of a trend then a genre?

Dictionary.com on genre:
1. a class or category of artistic endeavor having a particular form, content, technique, or the like

Dictionary.com on trend
2. –noun 1. the general course or prevailing tendency; drift: trends in the teaching of foreign languages; the trend of events.
2. style; vogue: the new trend in women's apparel


Yeah I'm definently gonna say that deathcore fits the genre definition then trend. It is a category of an artistic endeavor (in this case metal) that follows a particular form or technique.

foreverendeared
July 6th 2008
14746 Comments


thanks webster

Eakflanderyof
July 6th 2008
7021 Comments


Wat



there are plenty of deathcore bands


Talk about a misinterpretation. I was saying that if Cryptopsy's new album isn't a deathcore album then give me an example of a band that is deathcore. And Mr. Webster can kiss my ass. Deathcore is most definitely a trend. I bet nobody here can give definite genre traits for deathcore. Sure, I can give some traits of the trend itself, but many could argue that those could apply to regular death metal or whatever.

TheHamburgerman
July 6th 2008
1546 Comments


Of course it's a genre!!! It's like superduper originial with the traits of death metal and metalcore which leads to an INCREDIBLE refreshing genre.

Also, Cryptopsy should become less arrogant and understand that bad album resluts in bad ratings.

WARisalliknow91
July 7th 2008
493 Comments


I'm not getting into this, if you really can't respect a genre you dislike then your not worth it anyway. Its not a trend, in fact when i think of deathcore trends i think. "HEY I'M GONNA BE FUCKING METAL AND HATE METALCORE, ITS FUCKING EMO, TIGHT PANTS KIDS. DOWNGRADING THEM HELPS ME COMPENSATE BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING METAL"

Altmer
July 7th 2008
5715 Comments


so my brother asked after cryptopsy and i told him to stay far away from this album and get none so vile instead

am i cool nao guize

emogangstascotty
July 7th 2008
472 Comments


they screw you you guys, you wont get a cent from me and then you'll go poor and then you'll break up. stooges

Eakflanderyof
July 7th 2008
7021 Comments


I'm not getting into this, if you really can't respect a genre you dislike then your not worth it anyway. Its not a trend, in fact when i think of deathcore trends i think. "HEY I'M GONNA BE ****ING METAL AND HATE METALCORE, ITS ****ING EMO, TIGHT PANTS KIDS. DOWNGRADING THEM HELPS ME COMPENSATE BECAUSE I AM SO ****ING METAL"


Tsk tsk. How immature you are. All caps just makes you look like a blabbering, screaming moron too. I don't hate metalcore BTW. Thanks for assuming. You still didn't put any real imput into the discussion either. I don't think you really know what you're talking about. Deathcore really isn't a genre. Any deathcore band could be argued as being straight up death metal. Does that sound like something a tr00 metal fan would say? Grow up.
This Message Edited On 07.07.08

P13
July 7th 2008
1327 Comments


Off Topic:
This should have a link to the myspace page


WARisalliknow91
July 7th 2008
493 Comments


Lol, the caps are suppost to be immature and rediculous because its not something I am saying. The assumption is based off you sitting here telling me deathcore which is a type of metalcore isnt a genre. Namecalling won't prove your point.

Oh and i also made the assumption because based of your music and rating charts. All your ratings dont include very much, if any, metalcore.This Message Edited On 07.07.08

SylentEcho
April 19th 2009
1606 Comments


A shame that Flo even associates with these guys after helping make such good music in the 90's. These fags should be run over by a damn 10 wheeler.



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