OLI SYKES = OWNED

2008-01-25 by i am the robots | 37 Comments
Two myspace bulletins have recently been posted, one from UK metalcore act Architects:
Quote:
Sam beat the **** out of Oli Sykes last night. Pictures to come.
And another by UK melodic death/hair dressing act Bring Me The Horizon:
Quote:
"so as many of you may of heard, sam carter launched a brutal attack on oli sykes last night in switzerland after making a series of alligations about his natrual birth. he then made racist comments about his parents before putting oli in hospital. oliver had to stay 8 hours in the hospital and know has a serious black eye."
Though I'm a tad skeptical due to the blood in this picture off of Sykes' photobucket:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/olisarus/OWNED.jpg

EDIT:
Quote:
OK, we were gonna keep this going as a joke for a while, but some of you guys are taking it WAY too seriously. This is a JOKE. Oli and Sam are closer to getting married than fighting. ITS ****ING KETCHUP!!!!
Its mental that you believed it!!!

Love you all!

Dan x
:lol:

Tagged: Architects

Comments:Add a Comment 
combustion07
January 25th 2008
13316 Comments


lol, BMTH singer got his ass kicked, I'm terrible but I find this extremely funny.

BallsToTheWall
January 25th 2008
52598 Comments


Not the case, the picture didn't even look that real in the first place. It's a shame this didn't really happen.This Message Edited On 01.25.08

Wizard
January 25th 2008
20683 Comments


Bring Me The Horizon would get a swift punch to the face from me for making such god awful metalcore.

Steerpike
January 25th 2008
1861 Comments


Dude from the Architects sounds like a douchebag.

Unless you're Glenn Danzig, what the hell are you doing bragging about a fight on Myspace?This Message Edited On 01.25.08

sickjesus
January 25th 2008
163 Comments


argh the terrible spelling in BMTH's bulletin destroys what negligible sympathy i have for that little prick. EMO WARS ftw.

combustion07
January 25th 2008
13316 Comments


Spmebody should change that to BMTH pic. lol

HighandDriving
January 25th 2008
3288 Comments


Yo thats fake, if he really got punched that hard to make him bleed so bad, that fucker would be swollen so much around the eye and cheek bone, trust me.

Wtf are the trying to be funny?This Message Edited On 01.25.08

Confessed2005
January 25th 2008
8267 Comments


lol amusing.

I love Architects.

Wizard
January 25th 2008
20683 Comments


Unless you're Glenn Danzig, what the hell are you doing bragging about a fight on Myspace?

Nice!

Oblivioncry
January 25th 2008
602 Comments


who are they???

is this a kid in the photo?

and who brags about beating a kid on myspace?

who even posts on myspace??

BallsToTheWall
January 25th 2008
52598 Comments


It's not even real so don't worry about it.

Neoteric
January 25th 2008
3243 Comments


uhh millions of people post on myspace everyday

i am the robots
January 25th 2008
1027 Comments


go to bring me the horizon's page, so many douchebags freaked out, i love it

spoon_of_grimbo
January 25th 2008
2241 Comments


i hate it that a band as talented and underrated as Architects associate themselves in anyway with a band as shit, overrated and frankly fucking retarded as BMTH.

HighandDriving
January 25th 2008
3288 Comments


I knew it seriously only an idiot would have fallen for that but since it is BMTH fans we are talking about....

i am the robots
January 25th 2008
1027 Comments


still lol worthy

as for spoon of grimbo: stfu you homo

beans
January 25th 2008
2328 Comments


this is funny

HighandDriving
January 25th 2008
3288 Comments


I thought the spelling and grammar used in the bullet posts was the funniest.

combustion07
January 25th 2008
13316 Comments


If you look at the comments on the BMTH's page everybody is all sad and there is one comment that says "Ha prick you got owned!" lol

CushMG15
January 25th 2008
1810 Comments


Really lame fake.

gasmaskman
January 25th 2008
1006 Comments


I wish it was real.

Oli Sykes is a bitch.

spoon_of_grimbo
January 25th 2008
2241 Comments


hey, "i am the robots," call me a homo all you like, but you're the one who likes a band made up of 20 year old guys who look like 13 year old girls.

HighandDriving
January 25th 2008
3288 Comments


hahahahaha


Mikesn
Emeritus
January 25th 2008
3707 Comments


so funny

BallsToTheWall
January 25th 2008
52598 Comments


Lol at the people who think this is real. Wtf are you talking about Chickenfish, you obviously didn't read what Grimbo said.

Wizard
January 25th 2008
20683 Comments


as for spoon of grimbo: stfu you homo

He has more credibility on this website than you do.

TheStarclassicTreatment
January 26th 2008
2910 Comments


I
HATE
BMTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DWittisarockstar
January 26th 2008
1501 Comments


So, how is this news?

i am the robots
January 26th 2008
1027 Comments


He has more credibility on this website than you do.


im down with intelligent users and i troll a lot, stfu

Fosster3567
January 26th 2008
76 Comments


BMTH sucks balls. I hope this is the end of their ****ty music.

Wizard
January 26th 2008
20683 Comments


hey, "i am the robots," call me a homo all you like, but you're the one who likes a band made up of 20 year old guys who look like 13 year old girls.

I think this just speaks for itself. No comment is necessary from me. What the fuck does Troll alot mean?

Naenia
January 27th 2008
43 Comments


Why would it be funny if this was real?

How can their music be THAT offensive to anyone?

Pebster49
January 27th 2008
3044 Comments


Whats funny is you guys are fighting if a band his homo or not, haha...creditablity on a website...wtf, is there a popularity contest im not aware of...whats that saying "fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded" lolThis Message Edited On 01.27.08

SoulReaper
January 28th 2008
193 Comments


shitty shitty music..

Wizard
January 28th 2008
20683 Comments


Whats funny is you guys are fighting if a band his homo or not, haha...creditablity on a website...wtf, is there a popularity contest im not aware of...whats that saying "fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded" lol

So would instigating a fight make you the overall winner of the special olympics?
This Message Edited On 01.28.08

rasputin
January 28th 2008
14968 Comments


If you look at the comments on the BMTH's page everybody is all sad and there is one comment that says "Ha prick you got owned!" lol

major roffles

Tyler.
March 24th 2017
19035 Comments


Major roffles



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