Surprised it hasn't happened sooner.

🍾

Good

Stabby stabby

here’s hoping he dies for the mega lolz

eat shit bozo

Agreed. Hoping he fucking rots

Is he at least working on a new album

first larry nassar now watkins it’s a christmas fucking miracle

Surprised it hasn't happened sooner. [2]

Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy

Nice.

Lmao skill issue

Maybe karma is real after all

Shame

get rekt you fucking piece of shit

As a friend said, “Love that for him.”

Shinobi vs. Disgraced Pedophile.

pack watch

Get fucked bozo

rest in piss you won't be missed

Surprised it hasn't happened sooner. [2]

“A source from the prison states that there are fears that he could possibly die.”

Is anyone actually fearful tho like who wants him alive

Git good

Did this joke in the mezz discord you guys like it?

“ Columbia records guy in 2013: ah jeez got some bad news boss

boss: could you sum up both the problem and the artist that’s causing it I don’t got all day here

Columbia records guy: lostprofits 😔”

Shame he isnt dead

good lmao die

"there are fears that he could possibly die"

Is him dying really something to fear though?

they should let him die and bring him back to life so they can stab him some more

em slash

Lets fucking GO

“various sexual offenses” is putting it nicely

have you heard the good news

Was he shivved? I wonder what it was like.

Who’s afraid that he’ll die? It’d be delightful!

"there are fears that he could possibly die"

they probably interviewed a doctor or a nurse. It's their job to help dying people no matter who they are. Working in a prison especially I'm sure they try not to think about who they're helping

I bet it was gutting news

prison officials are saying "can we just clean out his cell now?"

plot twist, it was the nurse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If he dies, he dies.

It was his butt buddy

"It was his butt buddy"

So the phone he was hiding up his ass?

Nice

Hope he lives the rest of his life perpetually recovering from stabwounds only to get stabbed again

thatsashameseinfeld.gif

Only 25 years for doing one of the most heinous crimes known to man? Wtf

"Hope he lives the rest of his life perpetually recovering from stabwounds only to get stabbed again"

Hopefully that's also his punishment in hell

old lady 666 where u been

He probably has been getting fucked up in other ways. It doesnt take 25 years for inmates to find out what all the others did or if they are lying on what they did.

He looks a bit like an evil Adam Sandler character

Ew don’t remind me this child molester exists

Didn’t he molest an infant

that wasn't all he did unfortunately. dude should really just be put down.

There's a 2013 show called Utopia. It's really interesting.

yes he molested a literal baby with another woman - deplorable

Also gave the baby crack, as well as raping it
I remember reading this story on a lunch break at work and it was the only time in my life I’ve felt truly horrified to the point I didn’t know how to process it
I’ve heard about plenty of fucked up stuff but I’ve never had something physically make me lose my appetite just by reading

oh no, anyway

This is the best news I've heard for a while.

yep. what this dick did was truly horrifying and really he shouldn't be alive.

So does this mean the new album’s gonna be delayed some more? *sad noises*

Hope he lives the rest of his life perpetually recovering from stabwounds only to get stabbed again (2)

Finally some good news that all of us will agree is good news!

"
Surprised it hasn't happened sooner"

Don't they try to isolate convicts like him. Probably never had the chance

Also I dont think he ever got to carry out the baby rape.

i still listen to some of their songs cuz they had a distinct sound but i lol'd reading this. dude deserves a lot worse tbh

update for when he finally dies plz

Hello again, why so old? Wasn't time your friend, I must be told.

His music is almost as offensive as his pedophilia. Stab him again

Some things are forever tainted.
Why anyone could go near this cunts music is beyond me.

here’s hoping he dies for the mega lolz [2]

eat shit bozo [2]

pack watch [2]

This is just a publicity stunt for the Ian Watkins prison dungeon synth album coming later this year.

Let’s hope he fucking dies

“ His music is almost as offensive as his pedophilia.”


I know you typed this thinking “people are gonna laugh” but 0/10 fella, do fuckin better

Hahahahahahahahahahaha fuck him

oh no! anyway.... topgear.gif

Nice!

So when is the new album dropping?

surprised this didn't happen sooner [∞]

Like others have said, shocked this didn't happen sooner.

All pedophiles should be violently stabbed

"All pedophiles should be violently stabbed"

"Like others have said, shocked this didn't happen sooner."

It's not shocking it didn't happen sooner; pedophiles are by far the most universally loathed offenders even amongst the prison population. I would bet a fair whack that his fellow, non-nonce inmates were dreaming at the chance to get at him for years. But in the legal sense, it's the prison's job to maintain that these types of criminals are separated from the general population so that they can carry out their sentence term.

But yes, very pleasing it failed in this case.

I dunno. If I was gonna stab him, I’d make sure it was non-life threatening, so I could stab him again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And…

^^^^^^ What he said.

"I dunno. If I was gonna stab him, I’d make sure it was non-life threatening, so I could stab him again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And…"

If the details of the linked Metro article are true, that may well have been the thinking... having him hostage for SIX hours, beatings with multiple stabbings... I wouldn't think a quick death was the intention.

My friend proposed an alternate solution if he survives- commute the rest of his sentence, tattoo “kid fucker” on his forehead, airdrop him into east Texas, let them carry out the job AND save the taxpayers money

Would probably think the tattoo was a fashion trend

Zak you're so correct. Fucked up world we live in.

Hope he gets well so they can get it right next time or at least clean his wounds with some bleach

"Give it 30yrs and it’ll be a further colour woven into the flag"

is this some babylon bee humor or something

shinobi vs. the child rapist

"A source from the prison states that there are fears that he could possibly die."

Lmao can't believe Metro worded this so goofily literally no one is worried about his physical well-being if he dies tomorrow the whole world celebrates.

fears that he could possibly live*


there I fixed it for them

Bingo.

‘A source from the prison states that there are fears that he could possibly die.‘

Hmm, don’t know what some of you guys are thinking, because death is the easy way out here. So yes, I hope he survives and gets to spend many more miserable years of existence in prison, it’s not like he’s getting out any time soon.

“Hmm, don’t know what some of you guys are thinking, because death is the easy way out here.”

Indeed. Death is preferable to untold years ahead scarred, in pain or broken (depending on the actual nature of his injuries) whilst living with the constant fear of it happening again.

Hope this piece of shit bleeds to death.

They're just keeping up appearances. No prison's gonna say "wow, isn't it great that a guy got shanked on our watch", not really anything deeper to look into there. Personally I hope he gets a terminal disease or something.

“ there are fears that he could possibly die.”

True. I don’t think I’m going to sleep tonight after hearing this.

Would be great if he dies but on the other hand the thought of him suffering is nice too.

This just made my day

Good chance he was stabbed by another nonce tbh

Should've been stabbed to the point of death. Fuck this guy

World could do with one less pedo lingering around so here's to hoping he just dies.

Took them long enough

While i could understand the angle of death being easier than suffering, he’s still alive and able to hurt people. Even if they were to let him out after 25 years, what would he even do? I like him suffering, but I’d rather him dead.

He'll be like 70, so there's plenty of damage to do if he gets out. Ultimately, it would be better if he just dies.

Guy needs to be stripped of everything and dropped in the middle of the amazonian rainforest where he would get fucked by a leopard or something

Also, I will now be referring to this thread as the “Fantasizing about killing Ian Watkins club”

“Good chance he was stabbed by another nonce tbh”

I’d say that was unlikely… I’d reckon he would be something of a hero in those circles.

“He'll be like 70, so there's plenty of damage to do if he gets out. Ultimately, it would be better if he just dies.”

Ultimately, that’s probably true. It’s fucking mind-boggling how the nature of his crimes doesn’t result in an actual all-of-life sentence, but that’s the U.K. legal system at work.

Wondered why Ian Watkins was trending. Thought it was 2005 lol

Out of interest, the below link has some further alleged details about the attack. Take it for what you will though, the source (The Mail) is the scummiest mainstream news outlet the U.K. has to offer (reject every fucking cookie):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12378591/Men-tortured-paedophile-Lostprophets-singer-Ian-Watkins-six-hour-hostage-ordeal-killers-recently-arrived-prison-Ex-blew-whistle-believe-took-long-attacked.html

Turns out the injuries aren't life threatening so he's probably gonna survive. But it's not the first time he was attacked and almost certainly won't be the last - this incident just got coverage as he had to be sent to an outside medical facility for treatment, the rest were all dealt with in-house. But HMP Wakefield is the most disgusting collection of depraved sickos in the UK. It was the first UK prison to get an ultra-secure unit and is a Category A prison, meaning the country's most violent or most fucked up criminals end up there - I'm talking serial killers, terrorists, war criminals, the worst kinds of sex offenders.

I'd rather not hear about this guy at all, he deserves no publicity, not even in death, and should be forgotten.

Apparently the injuries are not life threatening.

Bummer.

Fuck this oxygen waster.

I'm sure he'll be beat multiple more times during his stay at the monster mansion, I doubt he'll be alive to see his release date

live laugh love that for him

This guy should've got the death penalty for what he did. Don't know why we're wasting tax dollars on him.

Didn’t even believe in the death penalty until this guy came around

“This guy should've got the death penalty for what he did. Don't know why we're wasting tax dollars on him.”

The general grievance is fair enough, however a couple of things to note:

1. The U.K. hasn’t had a death penalty for something like half a century (just found out that it was only made fully illegal in 1998).

2. Our currency isn’t dollars.

There's a belief among inmates at HMP Wakefield that if you attack someone high profile and make it severe enough you can get transferred out of the Monster Mansion and to the ultra-secure wing of another prison with slightly less psychopaths. That may have been a motivation for the attackers who were apparently new in and did get that transfer to another prison. Which will also prove the argument that you can go to a different prison if you nearly kill Watkins, which might result in more attacks.

>he argument that you can go to a different prison if you nearly kill Watkins

theres ur constant torture fantasy folks, everyone gonna let him heal just to do it again

appalled by the comments in here. that's someone's son

gonna pretend that's a joke and again say hahahahahahahaha fuck him

“appalled by the comments in here. that's someone's son”

Hmm… unsure if this is a troll comment, but yes, everyone who has ever lived is someone’s son or daughter. Your point?

not a parent and don't ever plan to be so I can never relate to anyone in that situation, but if my son was Ian and it came to light everything that he did, the smallest particle of forgiveness would be a long and insanely difficult process, honestly probably simply impossible.

"appalled by the comments in here. that's someone's son"
very poor troll attempt lol

@SomeCallMeTim: Children have been disowned by parents for FAR less.

yes, some people also have shitty parents. But yeah I get the point, hopefully any parent would disown him at that point

He got off easy. He should be tortured every day of his pathetic life for what he did.

praise boognish, mang

Hahahahahahahahahahaha fuck him [3]

megalolz

I hope the guy who stabbed him sang the chorus to "We Still Kill the Old Way" while doing it

So, we all can agree murderers and physical/sexual child abusers deserve death penalty?

Where do I sign?

"appalled by the comments in here. that's someone's son"

i can promise you he never thought of that when it came to his victims

Nah I'm opposed to the death penalty. Some people don't deserve the mercy of death.

they don't deserve the mercy of taxpayer dollars either

idt the death penalty is cheaper than prison necessarily

also the fact that innocent people have wrongly been put on death row makes the death penalty pretty unpalatable for me

[2]

I’d rather be euthanized than spend a life sentence in prison, guilty or not

Also [2] to every comment that found this to be incredible based news

And no I don’t agree that child abusers deserve death penalty, that’s far too easy. They deserve what this guy got and worse over and over again but never allowed to die:

Hope he pulls thru so it can happen again

Exactly

ahh, the cartel treatment but on repeat

"Hope he pulls thru so it can happen again"

Lmao yeah, I don't believe I've seen a single ounce of empathy and I love it.

Into The Fire is a npc

sick

let's fucking goooooooooo

Good.

Lostprophets discography is a featured article on Wikipedia

L bozo

omegalul

"I'd rather not hear about this guy at all, he deserves no publicity, not even in death, and should be forgotten."

this

why is this article still online when the Lizzo news the other day got taken down? This is just an absolute shit show.

‘ "I'd rather not hear about this guy at all, he deserves no publicity, not even in death, and should be forgotten."

this’

Not this.

If he were to be forgotten (in the real world, impossible… but for argument’s sake), it would mean that there would be no precedent, and that rich, powerful cunts can just keep doing all manner of evermore depraved shit without anyone in a position to question or call them out.

The ONLY upside to these famous cases (examples in the U.K., this and Jimmy Savile) are that in future there are reference points and a better chance of greater accountability (including an increased likelihood of nipping some of this in the bud, as the behaviour tends to be fuelled by a sense of invulnerability). All of which in a much wider sense, was also the aim of the #MeToo movement.

"why is this article still online when the Lizzo news the other day got taken down? This is just an absolute shit show"

That article being taken down is dumb indeed, but to be honest here - that is like comparing apples to a pedophile being trazor'ed in prison.

stabbing pedophiles might be the only virtuous american prison tradition

It’s sad that I saw you comment and assumed you’d be the second person to be defending the pedo

>comparing apples

more like apple crumble pies amirite ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

now watch this get removed bc i made a fat joke

What happened with Lizzo article?

Surprised the dude hasn’t been killed

"A source from the prison states that there are fears that he could possibly die"
source: Ian Watkins

"It’s sad that I saw you comment and assumed you’d be the second person to be defending the pedo"

What gave you the impression that I would defend a pedophile?
Why are you such a piece of shit?

you are often associated with bad faith reactionary takes, so idk maybe don't do so many of those?

I won't co-sign that being sufficient cause to assume you'd defend this guy tho lol

"you are often associated with bad faith reactionary takes, so idk maybe don't do so many of those?"

Everything that goes against the far left talking points and philosophy is labeled as reactionary by many people here but that's besides the point because even if that were the case I don't know how you would come away from that thinking that I'm a pedophile defender unless you're being a disingenuous piece of shit

Lol u mad

Reefarted_Chuck

if a person was unironically named turd ferguson

ian watkins stabbed
in my khaki pants
there's nothing betterrrrrr

Youuuuuuuve got the wrong Ian Watkins m8

Someone stabbed the guy
Not really a surprise
There’s nothin better baby, do you want him deaderrrr

OH OH OH

"Lol u mad"

Yeah no shit what an own just claiming I'm sympathetic to pedophiles. It's not the first time you did some shit like that either. I think you're a pathetic sack of shit but I'd still never stoop that low.

Reefa are you a conservative or a liberal?

hooo buddy

"Reefa are you a conservative or a liberal?"

Aren't both the same in the eyes of all the socialists on here?

"Aren't both the same in the eyes of all the socialists on here?"

Yes, which is why I find talking about anything political on this site incredibly boring.

why ask me then :D

I was legitimately curious if you were a conservative or a liberal, since it's evident that you're not a leftist, which is pretty rare on this site.

I probably most align with social democrats if you were to put me on the political spectrum. So slightly left to the democratic party in the US but right to socialists.

Good shit, that basically where I'm at as well.

Hehe I must have been called a conservative at least a dozen times on here just because I don't raise the pitchfork on every single culture war issue that pops up here

Bro, fuckin' same. Claiming that we're pro-pedophilia is another one they love to do, as you've encountered here. It's pretty disgusting.

ironically it's the same shit that conservatives do where they call every person in support of lgbt pedo groomers.

potsy, reefa no doubt can be a prick at times (and reefa you've made some much worse takes than "culture war issues"), but that was pretty uncalled for

hard hits on ian watkins in the jail on the page

HasanMedia

i'm cool with it as long as they don't go too far and kill him so he will have to live in pain and fear as long as possible

Reefa I’ve heard you say plenty of sus shit, it ain’t just the absence of support it’s the presence of some hmm ideology which yeah doesn’t make you a pedophile or a pedophile apologist great job crawling over the bar

Get Low you’re a chud fuck and maybe the most insufferably arrested development loser I’ve ever encountered anywhere online to the extent that you’re just about at your mid-30s and still lashing out like a pre-teen you pathetic weasel bitch baby

Hope that clears things up

yeah but who asked about your opinion on my takes. Go drown in soy loser

Reefa post feet pics I want to try figuring if you were born with the webbing between your toes or if it’s just gangrene from all the smegma dripping down your sweat pants

damnnnn we got sum throat chasin

You'd be first in line to slurp my unwashed, smegma covered cock dry

What can I say I’m an altruist, but trust there wasn’t a line

Dude has done some deeply evil shit but can't say I derive any pleasure from this news.

just fyi reefa you relinquish any and all good faith the second you start saying shit like "soy" or "woke" or start calling anyone to the left of you a socialist while boiling their ideologies down to "culture war" virtue signalling

again, not agreeing with the calling you a pedo sympathiser

well this is a nice thread

well this is a knife thread

well this is a knight thread

"just fyi reefa you relinquish any and all good faith the second you start saying shit like "soy" or "woke" or start calling anyone to the left of you a socialist while boiling their ideologies down to "culture war" virtue signalling"

As opposed to calling everyone to the right of you a "chud fuck" etc.?
That's what you guys are doing. Take a look in the mirror before taking the moral high-ground

Nah I called Get Low specifically a chud fuck because it is true and there is data to support it

lol ok bozo but the difference is that chud is a good insult, whereas calling someone soy is just telling on yourself for being incredibly old, misinformed and shockingly out of touch

He really be milking that soy insult for all its worth, getting right to the tit of the conversation

*weighs up the odds of being able to queue for a fresh pint before reefa attempts to call out chud fuckposting for ableist slurs*

I herd u can get 2 milk drops per cent. I’m not a cow word tho so I’ll moooove on to better puns

Is he dead yet

Is the "far left" in the room with you right now?

Calling someone soy is objectively hilarious let’s be real

woah 🍿🍿🍿

but seriously is he dead yet

“ian watkins stabbed
in my khaki pants
there's nothing betterrrrrr“

Lmfao

“Nol asks the guys
If he fucking dies
Nothing better baby stab him in his sweater”

Is that relient k

no no no

(yes)

https://youtu.be/c7doNO9e8d4

Hometown Heroes ✊🏼

Somehow this band will still have an original lineup reunion tour

nah bad take. they had no idea and were beyond appalled, and have done everything imaginable to distance themselves

have seen this being used as an excuse to shit on or throw into doubt the other band members online and that is kinda shitty

Hope he survives and feels much pain & suffering… and then dies


Also, ReefaJones must be loads of fun at parties /s

@onion
Agreed, they had no fking idea. I couldn't give a fk about that band even before this shit but they used to be in a HxC band many moons ago and Mike is a stand up dude, think I read somewhere he'd have killed him himself if he'd had any idea

Was just looking for what he said and found this from another member but a pic of a totally different band hahah gutted

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/music/2014/jul/10/lostprophets-he-said-he-was-innocent

"He feels sorry for the superfans who tattooed Watkins's face and lyrics on their bodies during the golden years"

i wouldnt get a tattoo for many reasons but this is #1

I thought people knew he was fucking underage fans just not infants for years? Maybe the band really were the last to figure it out. Seems unlikely but maybe

Yeah I find it hard to believe they didn’t notice any suspicious behavior beforehand

This is the problem with this shit isnt it?

'Wellllll I think that probably'
And that's them fucked. I think it would be absolutely paramount to keep the fact you where fking babies as secret as possible but hey...

Have you read articles and stuff. The stuff about the separate dressing rooms, the tour bus

I’m not saying they knew for sure I just think you seem too sure they didn’t

Welllll I think that probably they had suspicions and didn’t act on them

Tbc I’m saying this about the underage but not infant fans

I thought people knew he was fucking underage fans'

Where did you see/read/hear that? I never read that at all just that he was constantly surrounded by women and groupies in general. Im gonna guess many where teenagers since its lost prophets but how young they were I never read anything but i dindnt even realise how bad the whole case was until a few years ago.

Have you read articles and stuff. The stuff about the separate dressing rooms, the tour bus'

Not that I remember
but thats nothing really anything special with big bands, always seems to be the vocalist too that ends up with the separate bus..

i don’t know about Mr onion but that’s a pretty sure tone you took on above for that immediate backpedal lol

I honestly should prob stay out of this though—I don’t know much and don’t care to know more. But it seems so unlikely that they thought he was clean, and there’s a huge incentive to keep it under wraps and keep making money as a massive rock band if you think there’s a shot his comprehensive horrifying freak status doesn’t come out to play—many spent their whole careers unscathed, are still unscathed, and did insane shit

I’m not a detective and this topic disgusts me so 👋

but follow your head not your heart

'Clean 'though? A young good looking (apparently) ,popular singer was taking young groupies back to the bus?
Its a massive jump from that to what was going on. But yeah maybe they did maybe they didnt no point arguing mate cos only they know Id just hate to be in that position and not have know anything untoward and be labelled a fking peado enabler.

Don’t worry I won’t tell them

i havent even seen anything that made it sound like they knew about underage fans either but if you have articles i would want to read them to get a more accurate picture. fair point tho that you cant speak with such certainty about them not knowing about usual awful warped tour behavior that the scene in general very grossly allowed to roam freely which majorly fuckin sucks

but thats also not really what i was talking about since the tone of what i normally see (and the tone of doofs post) is that theyd excuse and enabled e v e r y t h i n g hes been charged with and that is way too far

This fucking thread man

praise boognish, mang

Hahahahahahahahahahaha fuck him [5]

Lock him up with Tim Lambesis before he is killed by his superior peers (not baby bonkers) and trigger the beta chads

Best news of 2023 by far

Catch him on the last train home cuz he should be dead. Also kill the dude 😝

if he dies, he dies

I pity anyone stupid enough to comment on this shitty thread lmao



Edit: Shiiiiiiiiit

ian watkins crabbed