late

Can we stop talking about this guy now?

jonny craig laptop memes ecks dee

Would be a great time for this dumpster fire of a band to call it quits

something something macbook

this guy is a fucking waste of talent

needs to be out of the music business for good, he is extremely toxic and turns everything he touches to dogshit

‘Jonny gave into his heroin addiction’

Sounds like an edgy as fuck children’s book

Fuck, I really enjoyed their most recent album and from a technical perspective, I have looked up to a lot of his vocal performances.

can't wait for Jonny's next failed project after he fixes himself and relapses again

Great news, now he can go back to DGD

Posers. Heroin dropped him first.

Slave to the skag.

"Sounds like an edgy as fuck children’s book"

Jonny looked everywhere, but he just couldn't find those pesky MacBooks! How would he get his drug money now? he asked himself. Just then, Jonny had an idea, he'd pretend to have MacBooks! He chuckled, and started posting on craigslist, all the while imagining how much brown he would be able to buy!

"late"

I've had a hard time accessing the site as of late, the servers were completely unreachable yesterday and this morning. If I'm so late how come you didn't post this yourself?

‘Jonny grew hungrier and hungrier and felt dirty as he sucked cock for more brown, poor Jonny’

Jk Rowling can step down, I think we might have the next best childrens book series, 'Jonny Craig and the Goblet of Skag'

Jonny and Michael Keene should start a band together

Nobody would show up for practice and no music would get made

lol.

Jonny Craig and the prisoner of mustavabag

Meh. Bye, Felicia.

I think this is supposed to be sad and I really did dig Chiodos in high school and he gave some of the best DGD vocals, but what the fuck man stop fucking over fans and bandmates. Let this be a lesson to any band considering desperately bringing him onto their project. Name's tarnished beyond repair.

He was involved with Chiodos? Never knew that

Also, my entry is Jonny Craig and the Macbook of Secrets

"Also, my entry is Jonny Craig and the Macbook of Secrets"

Warner Brothers already want the film rights

ahahahahahaha nevermind what the fuck

this is some serious Barenstein Universe bullshit right here, but I think it was just the name that screwed me up

you're right Freddie. I always thought it was Jonny Craig. It was Craig Owens.

Imagine getting kicked out of your own band.

Imagine being fired from a third band, technically his fourth firing he got fired from DGD twice

haha wait DGD booted him twice? jesus this guy has had so many wakeup calls and does nothing about it. He should be fine for money (what he didn't blow on heroin) and has the support of plenty of fans willing to be strung along. He's got no excuse for not going through rehab successfully at this point. People with a lot less going for them and much less resources are able to do it.

“Imagine getting kicked out of your own band”

[2] lol heroin amirite

judgement on the internet, a timeless classic

So much talent wasted. I've been through the shit and it definitely takes over but at some point you need to take some responsibility for yourself.

Actually read this like a week ago and jonny craig did make a statement within like a day saying hes going to rehab, 420 commwnts tho

Drugs are bad mmkay?

"I think this is supposed to be sad and I really did dig Chiodos in high school and he gave some of the best DGD vocals, but what the fuck man stop fucking over fans and bandmates. Let this be a lesson to any band considering desperately bringing him onto their project. Name's tarnished beyond repair."

... Jonny Craig was never in Chiodos ... that was Craig Owens LOL

oops sorry Nomos! You already corrected yourself :-)

Craig Owens was kicked out of Chiodos though, started a new band and then returned ... pretty similar to Jonny Craig. Strange.

What's the thing about a MacBook?

@Iceland like 10 years ago he sold non-existent macbooks to a couple fans and basically just stole a few thousand bucks from them

This is terrible. Their last album has gotten me through a lot.. Get help, buddy.

He's never going to stop being a piece of shit. Not implying that all addicts/users are pieces of shit, but HE certainly is. He was even an asshole sober.

JC too gangsta for these squares anyway.

"judgement on the internet, a timeless classic"
This is someone that deserves it though.

Good call, stay the fuck away from heroin addicts

How can Slaves drop the member that created the band lmao.

Also Craig is the only reason that band is in any way relevant, musically from any other aspect it's uninspired at best. And even they still weren't very good.

Band sucks singer sucks hopefully they break up or stop making vocal-centric garbage.

yo wait

this band had people other than Jonny Craig?

People post this but not As I Lay Dying’s tour dates. That’s lame as fuck.

I wish him the best, but man this dude's career is ruined beyond repair.

Dude has a great voice but seems to enjoy continuously fucking himself over. Seems like a condescending douche too. Gonna have to agree with everyone hoping he just stays out of music for good. I can't believe any bands even pick him up knowing how toxic he is

Although I've never even heard him sing, I've been following this guy's saga for more than ten years, I think, because of this very website. And let me tell you all, it's been a wild, wild ride.

Hopefully they can continue to make music and just not go on tour. Who would have thought taking a recovering heroin addict on metal tours would be a good idea?

They sound so ignorant and uncaring about his issues. You don't "choose" your addiction over something else, and saying "everybody deals with stuff every day" really???


Craig needs some intensive CBT/DBT therapy.

Omg this thread is gold

Can we have a DBM III now?

Can we have a DBM III now? [2]

"wow someone else on sputnik with a humanizing, understanding view of addiction

props to you man"

I agree that Slaves sounds like a bunch of cunts, but at some point, Craig has to own up and take his help seriously. He is the only one who can break his addiction, not his friends.

He will be back in a year, Jonny always comes back

Honestly Slaves should probably just call it quits. Craig was the only reason anybody listened to them in the first place.

Dude is a misogynistic abuser but hope he finally gets off the dope

lol this guy
I mean I want to sympathize but he’s had like 10 second chances and he just can’t stop being shitty.

So twenty minutes ago they posted a new music video with a new guy. Never even heard the old band but this new version is enjoyable.