White Moms Can't Chug

2017-04-13 by Snide | 39 Comments
Rapcore outfit ChuggaBoom have released a new song titled "White Mums Can't Chugg", with an accompanying MSN Messenger style lyric video. The song revolves around the vocalist's mother's disappointment in him for not writing her an acoustic ballad, instead choosing to chug.


Tagged: ChuggaBoom

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robotmagician
April 13th 2017
1328 Comments


why

rodrigo90
April 13th 2017
7387 Comments


I thought it was about MILFS

robotmagician
April 13th 2017
1328 Comments


snide is this your rap project in disguise? very clever

SCREAM!
April 13th 2017
15755 Comments


morbid curiosity got the better of me and I made it through about 30 secs of this

Snide
April 13th 2017
7050 Comments


"snide is this your rap project in disguise? very clever"
I'm not Attila fam

Jots
Emeritus
April 13th 2017
7562 Comments


thx for keeping us up to date, in other cringe news a Mississippi couple recently found out they are identical twins who were separated at birth

Eons
April 13th 2017
3770 Comments


He should have listened to his mom.

Satellite
April 13th 2017
26539 Comments


"thx for keeping us up to date, in other cringe news a Mississippi couple recently found out they are identical twins who were separated at birth"

in other words, the ideal mississippi couple.

Devastator
April 13th 2017
4398 Comments


Knew exactly who posted this article without clicking.

IceDoesntHelp
April 13th 2017
189 Comments


fucking what

are these kids?

ZippaThaRippa
April 13th 2017
10671 Comments


Fucking Dilbert

DatsNotDaMetulz
April 13th 2017
4309 Comments


It's no ChugChugWob

Satellite
April 13th 2017
26539 Comments


made it 17 seconds into this

MeatSalad
April 13th 2017
18562 Comments


got halfway through and there's no way any of you cunts are beating that

Spluger
April 13th 2017
1972 Comments


Why hit the new FJM album with a 1 when shit like this exists?

MeatSalad
April 13th 2017
18562 Comments


not even worth rating

Satellite
April 13th 2017
26539 Comments


agreed. 1/5 implies a modicum of value, even if it's the minimum. every user should be allowed to issue one 0/5 for unique situations like this.

NeroCorleone80
April 13th 2017
34618 Comments


this has to be a parody

DamnVanne
April 13th 2017
3506 Comments


I made it as far as 2:40 and now I'm afraid to be alone with my thoughts

Illoomorpheme
April 13th 2017
482 Comments


I'd give this a -1/5 actually, it has negative value.

icatchthirtythree
April 13th 2017
1148 Comments


Holy fuck that was horrendous

BearzUnlimited
April 14th 2017
18 Comments


after watching the whole thing i'm like 90% sure that this is a parody

mofongotron
April 14th 2017
49 Comments


Jesus.

Who creates something like this, leans back, and says,

"Yes. Yes this is good. The world must know."

ArizonaIcedOutBoys
April 14th 2017
45 Comments


this is fucking awful


impoppy
April 14th 2017
2250 Comments


"chuggalos"

every day we stray further from God

Danred97
April 14th 2017
2544 Comments


Wow, it took 25 seconds before I started laughing my ass off. Thank you Snide, this brightened up my day. I mean, it's shit, but it's "so bad it's fascinating" kind of bad. I actually can't believe that this is a real band.

Snide
April 14th 2017
7050 Comments


"How dare you suggest that the pressure of the industry might get to us
We're edgy as fuck
You wanna be us
You fucks
Get on your knees and chugg with all you've got"

Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 14th 2017
9428 Comments


What does it even mean to chugg? I'm hesitant to google it.

Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 14th 2017
9428 Comments


You guys it gets better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wssQGhkSV9Y

Deathconscious
April 14th 2017
27347 Comments


"Come at me bro, ill take your soul"

wwf
April 14th 2017
7198 Comments


I hate myself for clicking on this article

EphemeralEternity
April 14th 2017
4342 Comments


i dont think they're a 100th as ZANY as they believe they are

Eons
April 14th 2017
3770 Comments


Ok, ''Chuggalos'' is hilarious.

Snide
April 14th 2017
7050 Comments


Lyric video makes me nostalgic for my days on MSN Messenger.

DoofusWainwright
April 14th 2017
19991 Comments


My mum chugs and she's so white she'd happily date Father John Misty :/

DamnVanne
April 15th 2017
3506 Comments


I said Attila needed to be quashed in 2013 so it's not on me to stop their bastards. I'll gladly lend my garden tools tho if someone wants to teach a motherfucker about restraint

Snide
April 15th 2017
7050 Comments


These guys Attila more than Attila tbh

KILL
April 16th 2017
81580 Comments


CLICK CLICK BOOM

Snide
April 16th 2017
7050 Comments


Dayum KILL



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