WHOA COOL
i guess

it will become the ultimate hipster hang out

i didnt know neon bible and suburbs were recorded in the same place, huh

it will become the ultimate hipster hang out [2]

They'll turn it into a Coffee joint.

ok

i guess the guy who submitted this was expecting some rich sputniker to be interested

It'd be cool if I didn't hate them.

I don't give two shits about the band, but I hope someone buys that church and turns it into a sweet venue.

Varg should buy it to burn it.

that would be such a Varg thing to do too

Damn, the roof repairs could cost up to $44,000. That certainly raises the price a bit

buy it and use it for a Sunn O))) concert

buy it and use it for a Sunn O))) concert [2]

Why would you do that when you could just stick your head behind your refrigerator and get the Sunn O))) experience for free?

or you could just eat mexican food and fart for hours

hear and smell!

fridges arent as heavy

They are physically heavier though

fridges dont have RIFFZ

and if you say sunn doesnt have riffs fuck off and listen to hunting and gathering (cydonia)

Love the band, but lol this is gonna be bad for the hipster mongs

I've heard ceiling fans more exciting than Sunn O)))'s music.

Why would a black metal artist buy it and then burn it down? It'd be a hell of a lot cheaper to just burn it down

Because it's Varg. don't question his motives

"Why would you do that when you could just stick your head behind your refrigerator and get the Sunn O))) experience for free?" Pretty sure I've heard that before.

That church would need some work before a Sunn O))) concert cause they'd bring that fucker down. I hear their shows are so exhausting and draining from rattling your body for 2 hours. You pretty much need ear plugs as well.

yo demi my fridge has riffs

Since when do black metal artists use logic?

fuck college, preach god.

This thread has all but turned to fuck.

Correct.

Record a freight train passing in front of a line of refrigerators. Frigid chug drone.

Woah. Say that five times fast.

where's base she'll buy it

lol wat

wow who cares worst news post of the year i'm ANGRY

call me when they release their album cause it's 12/5

I'd buy it and then turn it into an animal hospice for unfortunate badgers.

They should just make a cool venue out of it!

you know, at first when i saw the tweet, I thought they were just trolling.

Damn, that's a real shame.

Buy it and turn it into a house of pleasure.

Jack White will buy it

Make it a brothel.

Let's all pool our money together and buy it and turn it into a Sputnik museum



Nvm we'd have like 58 bucks

WORKING FOR THE CHURCH WHILE YOUR FAMILY DIES

cool. gonna take a drive uptown

I shall buy it and make it into a shelter for homeless Haitians.

"it will become the ultimate hipster hang out [2]

They'll turn it into a Coffee joint."

'Roofs are too mainstream,' they'll say.

Band sucks a big one

whats this hate you fags.

"Let's all pool our money together and buy it and turn it into a Sputnik museum



Nvm we'd have like 58 bucks"

i lol'd