This is pointless
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Whaaaaa?
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Lay off the coke
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going overboard with no end in sight
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I don't understand this article.
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cocaine is a hell of a drug
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This article sucks
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i feel like this guy thinks he's a lot funnier than he is.
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beating off a dead horse at this point
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well he writes original news articles which is more than literally anyone else on this site can say
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That's not the point of news articles though
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who gives a shit. this is news in some way/shape/form
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1. a : a report of recent events
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I hope he starts doing the weather
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even better let's bitch about it in a thread
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The news section here has gone downhill big time the last month. This shit isn't amusing, funny, or interesting. What the fuck, better news outlets than this place the last two weeks.
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agreed w/ that @ riff
lol ppl come here for news?
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Lol'd at the title
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fuck me, right?
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god knows what i would do if this site hadn't introduce me to thrice and brand new
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News articles here are rather plain, but I enjoy that. They just state the news without any sort of fluff. This article basically said "dave seems like he -might- dissolve the foo fighters but they have shows coming up so who knows" but with too many words...didn't they go on hiatus in fall 2009 and come back in 2010 or something?
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Who the fuck is John Cruz?
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Dam bruh...
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didn't read lol
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These articles are awesome for the simple fact that they're:
not articles that are simply "band will release album on month. Click this link (ie. go TO ANOTHER SITE to get all the info)
they show someone actually willing to put a bit of effort into them
they're not about posting retarded shit and taking it seriously
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^^^
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www.tmz.com
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"These articles are awesome for the simple fact that they're:
not articles that are simply "band will release album on month. Click this link (ie. go TO ANOTHER SITE to get all the info)
they show someone actually willing to put a bit of effort into them
they're not about posting retarded shit and taking it seriously"
Agreed
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yeah i mean at least when andcas writes a news article it actually reports an event, as trivial as it may be. this is just six paragraphs of wild speculation and failed attempts at humor, and fails to report literally anything at all. like i'm still not even sure what this article is about.
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I will remember you feel that way about news articles deviant : )
Does this mean that you're going to start writing good news articles and not worrying about who is sleeping with Justin Bieber?
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I think if you knew what hypocritical meant you wouldn't have just used the word
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no you're being pretty hypocritical dev. this article is just as bad if not worse than anything andcas has written.
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The worst thing *is*, after all, taking news seriously.
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double post
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no you're being pretty hypocritical dev. this article is just as bad if not worse than anything andcas has written.
No it's not, because as I've already mentioned this isn't anything to be taken seriously. Cruz is just having some fun with the news
But thank you for your 2 cents, sadly I don't need any change
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You're right, I think you're an idiot
This article is entertaining - not because of the news itself, but how it was presented here
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news.php?newsid=20798
This is neither
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Not being hypocritical at all, learn the meaning of the word
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Except for the fact that it's played straight
Why does stupidity always exist in clusters?
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You're reporting a silly story, he's making a silly story. As I ALREADY SAID, this is entertaining because of how it has been presented. I know I say this a lot, but you're not all there are you?
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It would be funny if John spaced out the posting of these articles more. It now just feels desperate.
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"You're reporting a silly story, he's making a silly story."
so news articles are supposed to be fictional now?
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Anyways, I'm seeing them at Global Fest in a month. Wooo.
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so news articles are supposed to be fictional now?
Yes, because that's what I was implying, or that this article was fictitious in anyway
uh ok so basically your comment "Really don't see how this was news worthy" was fucking pointless.
No, I really don't see how it was news worthy, which I believe is what I posted
so basically if I want to make news articles that are out of the boring
norm I have to fabricate shit in a corny comedian demeanor. gotcha.
Not quite sure how you arrived at that conclusion, but I can't say I'm surprised. Nor am I surprised that you and Auber seemed to have an identical brain fart at roughly the same time
Anyone else?
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dammit what the foo is going on in here!
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lol
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Not quite sure how a hypothetical could be a bottom line, but you're welcome to try. My only concern is that you're simply not creative enough and/or too boring to accomplish such a simple task
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Guys calm down ffs, the argument's getting too retarded.
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Tonight we're gonna go full retard
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Don't forget the ketamine and gimp suits!
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I don't know what's worse - Cruz's pathetic attempts at humor or Dev's and Andcas' argument.
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No I find humor in funny things, even if they're unintentional and inadvertent
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The problem dev, is this article isn't even that amusing.
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Idk I think it has its moments. The thing is at the end of the day it's somewhat interesting and, at the very least, it's something a little different
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just want to say i really don't read the comments as i know what many say. it ruins the fun for this reporter
this news is not "joke news." that to me would be fake news. this is real news written / reported by me after researched on the internet
any criticisms pointed my way i am well familiar with already. they have been coming for many years. but i carry on in the spirit of the site which is "this is for you. don't break the rules and use it as you please"
this is why i won't get involved in all this. i will keep writing news or w/e and you lot will keep discussing the news or the article or the author. but my pleasure has already been had. and it was in the writing of it, and the contribution to the site
those are my last words on my use of sputnikmusic.com
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"those are my last words on my use of sputnikmusic.com"
- JohnXDoesn't, Sputnik Music Emeritus
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Pat Smear!
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Doltish piffle.
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Dev wins the argument even when he's lost the argument
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i don't get all the bitching. even if you didn't find this funny, it's still music news written in a different way
plus, that title is pretty hilarious.
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also lol new users not knowing who JohnXDoe is
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Because whenever you join a new site, you know the whole history of it
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well if chan would finish his goddamn history of sputnik blog post
oh wait you probably don't even know about that lolololol noob
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I've got no problem with this new article at all, as it is factual and written in a different way. The fact that Andcas' articles are written with a more serious tone doesn't make them any more or any less news-worthy so I don't see that Dev has a point here at all. It's just his opinion, which weighs as much as anybody elses
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i don't think Dev is really saying andcas' articles aren't news worthy. he's just responding to andcas' bitching so naturally he's gonna come off as a cunt.
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@weeping. I'm not a noob, it's just a retarded thing you said
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sounds like something a noob would say
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worst article ever
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I'm starting to get fed up with all these joke/ridiculous articles every day. It was funny every once in a while, but this is just overkill.
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@weeping. Now you're being a cunt ;)
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Idk I think it has its moments. The thing is at the end of the day it's somewhat interesting and, at the very least, it's something a little different
agreee
you guys suck
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agreed with your agreement
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lol
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Hahaha
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Hahaha
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Hahaha
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ahahaH
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shit article
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he
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Hey Dev shutup cause your not as important as you think you are.
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This thread is so fucking stupid. How do you not know JohnXDoesn't?
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yeah but stokes you're never happy so...
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"Someone on twitter said Foo Fighters are breaking up."
"But they're not."
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"you're entitled to your opinion but are being a hypocrite and bias. "
how can you be bias?
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"@weeping. I'm not a noob, it's just a retarded thing you said"
lol noob
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I don't understand this article.(2)
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I only click on news articles obviously written by this guy because it's hilarious if semi unintentional, and I actually get my news elsewhere. Everyone getting fired up by these news articles is a tool get over yourself fucking dipshits.
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lol this is going to produce a sputnik civil war right on john cruz
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What the fuck did I just read? The article was *meh* but the comments, oh man...
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I'll fuck you up qwe
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1. Article was more informative than others
2. Nobody else was going to post about this so it's just like bonus news
3. "tweeter tweeted"
4. Riffs comment about Opeth
5. Thread brought out Sputnik bitches
6. These are numbered
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comments funnier than article
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7. defjaw is indescribably stupid
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Just gonna make another Vultures album and tour. Foo break. Whatevs.
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"What the fuck did I just read? The article was *meh* but the comments, oh man..."
Still better than anything you're gonna read on YouTube...
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"7. defjaw is indescribably stupid"
Aww shit man you've hurt my feelings. Let me get this right, out of all the retarded comments from posters in this thread, you've singled me out as being indescribably stupid? Ok
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What the fuck has happened to the news section...
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Oh shit.
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Sorry for the triple post. My college wifi is being crazy glitchy and reposted multiple times.
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This was an entertaining thread.
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"Aww shit man you've hurt my feelings. Let me get this right, out of all the retarded comments from posters in this thread, you've singled me out as being indescribably stupid? Ok"
Yes that's exactly what happened good job!
Indescribably stupid.
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mmm jimmies are rustling
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yeah this is original "news" written in a original (read: not copy-pasted) way which is better than literally every single other news article which is generally cribbed from other sources
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"www.tmz.com"
Funniest thing posted here.
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Hey Dev shutup cause your not as important as you think you are.
Not quite sure what this has to do with anything
Also, who the fuck are you?
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Lol, nice.
This is a quality article. It's informative, entertaining, about one of the biggest rock bands in the world and features original content. What is the problem?
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The problem is that people bitch about things on the Internet for almost no reason because:
A. They have this false notion that people care about their opinions
B. They are anonymous and will reap no real consequences for being dipshits (that's why I do it)
C. Declaring other people stupid makes you feel better about yourself especially if your life sucks
D. People think they are entitled to have their only source of news consist of: "Shitty band I listen to releases music video" and then a link to the video that I've never clicked on before.
E. They act like seeming superior on the Internet is important
And to be fair defjaw's stupidity isn't indescribable, there are a few gutteral noises that do it justice like "kkhsgkkkgdmp"
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I don't know what's worse, this arcticle or the fact that deviant, who is a respected member of this community (and should really know better) is trying to defend this mess.
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bitches be crazy
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"I don't know what's worse, this arcticle or the fact that deviant, who is a respected member of this community (and should really know better) is trying to defend this mess."
THIS ARTICLE IS A DISGRACE TO THE INTEGRITY OF SPUTNIK AND IT'S COMMUNITY
there's a badass news article up there you can click on instead it's "Villagers stream new single" and there's only one extra sentence that bullshits about electronics you can read that a few times to get some real news
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you guys are stupid, this article is great. agree hard with everything klap and deviant said way up
thurr^^^^^
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also, andcas: you don't understand what the word "hypocritical" means. I know that you think you do, but you clearly don't.
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nah, this article is dumb. if hes going to "have some fun with the news" he could at least be funny.
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all you fucking dumb retards in this thread complaining about the article...shut the fuck up because everyone wants you to shut the fuck up because you need to shut the fuck up because retards like you should be obliged to shut the fuck up
...these shut the fuck up messages ©Andy
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listen up you primitive screwheads
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the best comment in this entire thread is John Cruz's
basically you are all retarded for giving a shit. if you don't like the article ok but my word you are all such bitches.
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i rule agreed
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this thread gave me meningitis
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whatever you say dev. bottom line is if I wrote this word for word
you'd bash it and if cruz wrote my shit word for word you'd love it.
maybe because *dramatic epiphany* he doesn't like you =(
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there has to be more than one level to something for it to be a joke. yeah I like Laura Stevenson...so....
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i dont get you man
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"dammit what the foo is going on in here!"
EL-OH-FUCKING-EL.
I personally didn't find the article that funny but it's still news. I'd rather read this then then an article where there's a title, a sentence that pretty much restates the title and a link to something else.
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lol Bungy I never once bitched about this article. Get a grip man
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yeah man I rambled so hard; it took precious seconds away from my life. i wrote those comments while getting stoned before heading to the pub. but yeah, I "ramble on and on"
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Riff bringin' da trvth
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Aids why would you get stoned before going to the pub? I would just feel like staying home and eating Doritos or something.
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If less Foo's means more TCV's im pretty stoked
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